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10690078 No.10690078 [Reply] [Original]

*saves you're planet from global worming*

>> No.10690106

>>10690078
By potentially shitting more greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere?

>> No.10690121

Well, not really. The amount of co2 they release is minimal compared to human activity while the volcanic aerosols and ash they release really do affect the climate significantly by blocking radiation from the sun. For example krakatoa and tambora both caused adverse conditions like snowing across the world and lowered temperatures for years. This even happens today.

>> No.10690136

so to save the earth, all we need to do is turn it into a volcanic rock with an atmosphere of toxic gas and ash that chokes all plant life to death. And do this consecutively till we decide to stop using fossil fuels.

>> No.10690144 [DELETED] 

>>10690078
it's just a band-aid, not a solution

If a water tap is filling the bathtub too full, building higher walls on the tub isn't a stable solution, the only real solution is to fucking turn off the faucet.

>> No.10690151
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10690151

>>10690078
it's just a band-aid, not a solution
If a water tap is filling the bathtub too full, building higher walls on the tub isn't a stable solution, the only real solution is to fucking turn off the faucet.

>> No.10690161
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10690161

Polluting the planet? You are like a baby, watch this.
>BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

>> No.10690196

>>10690161
annual volcano co2 is only 1% of human co2

>> No.10690217

>>10690078
an eruption powerful enough to release enough aerosols to meaningfully cool the planet would also probably wipe out an entire continent. Which I guess would also reduce CO2 emissions quite a bit.

>> No.10690417

>>10690217
> would also probably wipe out an entire continent
Which continent should be wiped out to save us from global warming?

>> No.10690429
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>>10690417
North America would change the most.

>> No.10690443

>>10690078
Based volcanoes burning all the worms.

>> No.10690489

>>10690151
Anon 2020. Turn off the sun.

>> No.10690568

>>10690489
>give the sun sunglasses

>> No.10690573

>>10690429
But China isn't a continent. How much does all of Asia put out vs the US, Canada and Mexico?

>> No.10690698

>>10690106
But it cools the planet

>> No.10692377

>>10690568
Space mirrors have been proposed.

Problem is, any solution that does not bring humanity back to the stone age is considered unacceptable.

>> No.10692401

>>10692377
because it's bullshit, you need to park it at L1 to keep it in place, and to make a dent it has to then be the size of fucking India

>> No.10692408

>>10692377
but elon gets his satellites?
fuck this I'm killing myself.

I just want cat girls and then im happy. fuck fuck shit.

>> No.10692409

>>10690489
>blow up the water plant
yeah, any damn excuse beside not turning off the faucet.

the more you know: if Earth had no greenhouse effect at all, its temperature would be below freezing, between -5C...-10C

>> No.10692418

>>10690429
why is europe fractioned into countries but the US not fractioned into states?

>> No.10692431

Bros I just want to see stratospheric sulfate aerosols in my lifetime... We can absorb extra CO2 from the atmosphere with reforestation or direct air capture, I don't give a fuck. Fund a climate manhattan project

>> No.10692558

>>10692431
>Fund a climate manhattan project
name how that will help the US subjugate its enemies. If you can, Manhattan project funding on your way

>> No.10692564

>>10690078
>global worming
the only thing between us and Nematode takeover

>> No.10692569

>>10692564
that's not much and todes are pretty good at jumping, i'm scured

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>>10690078
Agbol.

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>>10690151
"Thus solving the problem once and for all"

>> No.10692657

>>10692418
Fuck you retard
~a european

>> No.10692689

>>10690078
>you're
based.