/sci/ - Science & Math

>>10296381
heroin overdose.

Make a suicide bag and gas yourself with pure nitrogen, argon, methane, or nitrous oxide. Avoid helium though, since it is almost always mixed with oxygen due to the fact that the earth is running out of helium.

>>10296381
thallum or butane ovedose, but that shit is boring ! Why kill yourself when you can do anything does.

>>10296394
What is the most efficient way to acquire heroin if you're an autist?

>>10296381
Why kill yourself everybody else in the history of man kind has died, why not find the cure to tinnitus?

>>10296381
I have tinnitus too, the joints in my face are fucked up. It sucks.

>>10296412
How do you deal with that shit brother?

>>10296397

>>10296397
Apart from that barotrauma.

>>10296381
Head explosion

>>10296394
Yeah heart attack and choking on vomit is a great way to go out...

>>10296381
743petatons TNT explosion near head
post livestream here

>>10296397
This but with brap prostitute instead of helium

>>10296397
Where do they sell nitrogen tanks?

>>10296404
Go to where the junkies are in your town.
Ask where you can score some h. Be nice to them and be prepared to spend some extra cash to buy them some if you want to be their friend and get a good deal.
Also the homeless are usually a very good connection. Again be prepared to spend some extra money.
Be nice but not too nice. Realize all the junkies would rob you blind in a heartbeat if they perceive weakness.

>>10296404
Also forgot to say don't trust them with your money, but also don't be scared to live a little and hang out with them and do something wild.
Since you are already determined to kill yourself my advice is go wild. Get a junky mate who knows his way around, hang out with them, spend all your money on drugs and strippers or whatever, maybe it will change your perspective in life.
Lmao actually the first hit of heroin will totally change your perspective and you won't wanna die anymore trust me, lol.

>>10296500
How will it change my perspective?

>>10296507
Endorphin release and changed time preference will restructure underlying parameters for world and self perception, will skew behavior and short term goals towards acquisition of perpetual low level rest states and not annihilative dissipation. You feel something like a death drive, you can sublimate this and slowly dissolve into the environment if you loung one opiates all day long, you will eventually want death but for now the river of oneiric nothings will satisfy you. I’ve always wanted to vegetate on heroin for a week with a mistress in some isolated lodge and then to be subjected to a spartan celibate detox the week after

>>10296484
Bump

>>10296507
I was in a pretty similar place. Wanted to kill myself and my life was in ruins.
Was wandering aimlessly the streets of my town and a junky offered to sell me some heroin. I said why the hell not, I've got nothing to lose.
I went home and snorted it.
It was the best night of my life and I just sat home watching TV. (I never even watch TV)
All my problems were washed away.
I thought I was in Nirvana.
Heroin gave me a reason to live.
The next months were the best months of my life. I hang around junkies and hookers and dealers. It was like heaven. The whole world was transformed.
Of course there was a huge price to pay.
But a wretched life is better than no life.
And there is a chance you can turn a wretched life around, but not death.
Anyway I don't advise you to do heroin. Better seek some therapy and professional help.
Just saying that if you are really determined to kill yourself and nothing can stop you, you gotta try this once before you die and if you still don't like it, it's one of the most painless ways to die anyway.

>>10296381
Find the pitch of the tinnitus and play a counter noise cancelling wave through a reciever in/on your skull or on a speaker in your room.

>>10296442
>heart attack
Heroin doesn't clog the arteries on your heart, you low IQ mongoloid. You don't even know what a heart attack is.
>choking on vomit
Not if you tie yourself in a position where gravity doesn't let this happen.

>>10296442
>heart attack and vomit
Heroin does neither of these things. It causes pulmonary arrest, you pass out and suffocate. You be retard somewhere else.

>>10296484
Amazon probably

>>10296430
That's why you don't turn up the nozzle to the maximum.

>>10296381
You need a way of instantly destroying your brain. Diving head first from a multiple story building, shooting yourself in the head with a shotgun, having something really heavy dropped on top of you, things like that.

>>10296643
you could also put your head on the train tracks, pretty much instant I'd imagine.

>>10296381
You know you'll get used to it eventually, right?

>>10296381
Have shitty genes - wanted to kill myself when from 10 to 13. But then I thought "I will be dead anyway why not do something for others if I do not want to live for myself?" Now I am mid-20ies and slowly relapsing. Life is actually good sometimes, never would have thought or believed.

>>10296381
Short of killing yourself, what have you tried?

I did some sort of biofeedback, I guess it was, can;t make it go away but can train your brain to disregard it more often than not. In my case, it is not 100% effective, but it has made life a shit-ton better.

>>10296536
>it's one of the most painless ways to die anyway.

Nine out of ten dead people agree...

Remember these guys (pic related), from the Archer episodes with the killer clowns? They are real. They don't have a cure, but it's probably worth contacting them, before you off yourself. What you got lose?

>>10296648
for the people who consider making other people clean up your bits and kids maybe see your dead body smashed etc., i hope the train wheel fucking pushes your head out of the way mostly so you just get enough brain damage to be locked in for the next 50 years. DON'T kys, you cunt

>>10296611
>apnea so strong you stop breathing

You must be one of those people who hang themselves while jacking off if you think it's not a painful death.

>>10296381
All death is painful. Either physically or mentally, if not both. Can't you get Kratom? Did you fail to adjust your diet? Do you still drink? Why do you suffer your suffering?

>>10296381
Hope it gets better brah

>>10296611
You'll probably vomit from the overpowering high. I had a friend who OD'd many moons ago, he threw up all over the room as he lay dying. Its your body's natural reaction to being fed shit thats damaging it.

but in regards to op. Carbon monoxide. Get a bag of charcoal, seal up a room and light it. Its as painless as you can get. Entire families get wiped out by this shit in their sleep all time

I've had tinnitus since I was 19. I'm 30 now, it took a few years to get used to but the hyperacusis side affect, noise intolerance, flares up now and again making employment in noisy places difficult.

>>10297232
>Carbon monoxide poisoning while sleeping
It's a common way of dying in many Western cities.

>>10296622
Pussy!

>>10296381
Just stop being a little bitch and start interval training. You realize that if you develop perfect relative pitch then you can use your tinnitus for perfect pitch, right?

>>10296474
/thread

>>10296426

Kek

>>10297357
man that's cheating
fuck people with tinnitus

>>10296426
TOPKEK

>>10296442
You die the same way House could die in the episode with methadone. You fall asleep and stop breathing which ends in death.

>>10296381
You're probably clenching your jaw because your jutting your neck out all day gazin at the puter. Replace your chair with one of those big rubber balls to help you sit up straight and your tinnitus will attenuate.

>>10297220
Not really. Asphyxiation (done properly so you don't panic) is a pretty chill way to go. You lose consciousness well before you actually die.

>>10297884
Hypoxia maybe. That is supposed to make you feel euphoric and is lethal. But asphyxiation... not sure.

>>10297898
I've been through it from anaphylactic shock. It was basically just like falling asleep.
I was found and woke up in the hospital a couple days later, but had I not been found it would have been a peaceful way to go.

>>10296412
My left jaw clicks when I open it all the way. 2 years ago my jaw wouldn’t open for a few weeks and it still hasn’’t completely healed.
Also, I’ve had ringing in my ear for probably the past 8 years. I’ve lost count.
My dentist and some ent were no help, although they didnt really give a fuck about my condition and gave the most generic fucking advice and no medicine.

Brother. Clasp your hands over the back of your head. Put your index fingers on top of your middle fingers and build up some force and flick them onto your neck. Do it over and over and it should give you temporary relief. It will exhaust the muscles beneath; their tenseness is the surface issue. You plikely have some bone/muscle issue underlying. I’m sure that taking a large dose of psydeledics on a nice day and going for a walk is better than killing yourself, there are weird problems you’d be surprised people claim psychedelics help with, permanently.

If I explained that bad google “reddit tinnitus” for the better explo I’m on mobile

>>10296442
>Implying you'd give a shit with the eurphoric or whatever heroin feeling in full swing

>>10297952
I do something similar, I cover my ears with my hands and then drum the back of my head with my index and middle fingers. Seems to help. What is tinnitus anyway? My cells screaming at me to piss off from the noise?

>>10296381
>>10296381

Please don't kill yourself research is progressing in otological conditions a lot in the past several years.

There's hope a company named Neuromod is in the clinic now with a brain stimulation device showing evidence of tinnitus relief.
https://twitter.com/neuromoddevices?lang=en
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5665258/

Similar brain stimulation research is already in the clinic happen at University of Michigan.
https://research.medicine.umich.edu/our-units/clinical-trials-support-office/clinical-trials-spotlight-tinnitus

Hearing loss regeneration companies, Frequency Therapeutics, Decibel Therapeutics, and Otonomy are working on ways to regenerate hearing cells and repair nervous tissue in the inner ear, if success reversing hearing loss should undo the faulty neuroplastic changes associated with tinnitus.

Frequency Therapeutics is already in the clinic regenerating hair cells.
https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT03616223

Modern science does have a decent understanding of what is going on in tinnitus
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4208401/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRbMqfdErXQ

The cochlear provides less information to the brain, and the brain makes up for it with a phantom noise.
Similar to phantom limb syndrome.

ENT's and audiologist usually shill and pretend tinnitus a complete medical mystery because they never keep up to date with research and shill pallative sound therapies and hearing aids.

>>10296973
The ATA is pathetic, they treat tinnitus and SNHL as if they have nothing in common when all research is suggesting tinnitus is a phantom auditory preception caused by hearing loss. Curing hearing loss should undo tinnitus in most cases.

Donating to the ATA is a Russian roulete, it could go towards bio-medical research to understanding how the auditory brain works, or it could go to white noise generators and pallative therapy that form monopolies around suffering patients.

>>10298816
Thanks for the info brother. I really appreciate it. It does give me some hope. People tend to be dismissive when I tell them how much it bothers me. I don’t know what the hell is wrong with doctors, they seem so fucking clueless sometimes. I have a question to if you could give an answer to. I do have mild hearing loss in my right ear so my doctor recommended hearing aids if my tinnitus starts bothering me too much. I asked him what can it be done if tinnitus becomes too severe and he said that there is a type of surgery that can be done to remove the uhhh some part of the ear I think it’s called labyrinth if I remember correctly but that means that I’ll go completely deaf in that ear. Is this true or is it bullshit?

Also you said that tinnitus is phantom noise from hearing loss but that doesn’t explain how some people have hearing loss without the ringing. Anyways do you think hearing aids will help to lessen tinnitus?

I don’t know what to do man. I’ll either kill myself or go to a psychiatrist for some antidepressants as a last resort.

>>10298832
Based af

>>10298888
bump for an answer

Bump

Please don't kill yourself research is progressing in virtual waifus (cat girls) a lot in the past several years.

>>10296381
get a mask and oxygen breathing apparatus should almost halv the tinutus occurences. talk to doctor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBgkPOGD6gw

>>10298888
I imagine your life must sick a lot if only your hearing problem makes you think about suicide
My tip for you is to start working on your body brother and think a lot about lifes from other perspectives
I also wantsd to kill myself at some point but after some years of passing i got better, you know how? Me neither so find out for yourself because you will be relived so much after you stop being depressiv

>>10296381
Put a spoon in the freezer for a couple of hours. Then take it out and pour boiling water on it.

>>10296381
>Tell me how to kill myself instantly without pain.

Nitrogen gas, you will pass out and die with no pain.

>>10298888
Go and get about 5g of dried psilocybe mushrooms. Eat them in a dark room. Try not to move much during the trip. Have a sitter present in case anything weird happens. No I'm not kidding. Good luck

>>10298888
Bumping for this anon, deserves an answer of the other kind anon. Cheer'd and check'd

>>10296522
Recovering heroin addict here. This guy is kind of right.

>>10301103

bump

>>10298888
bump

>Have tinnitus and visual snow for the last 2 years
>go to get my hearing checked
>told my hearing is incredibly good for a 30 year old
I need a new brain I guess

>>10296381
Do some nbome, you'll see pretty colors and shit. Then you die. Assuming you're weak minded it wouldn't last long. Fight it and it will keep fighting back.

Clear your sinuses breh

>>10296381
Jump off a building head first. Saw a guy fall 5 stories and die this way

>>10298816
Do you or anyone else know how someone could apply to take part in these clinical trials? I'm asking for this >>>/adv/20469081 anon.

>>10297020
>making other people clean up your bits
It's their fucking job. If they can't handle it then they shouldn't have signed up for it.
>muh kids
Death is a part of life. Seeing some death (either on liveleak or IRL) is good for kids.
Having said that, killing yourself with a train is still rude because the people on the train are gonna be late and cleaning up costs taxpayer money.

https://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/neuromodulationTonesGenerator.php

Unironically try fasting if you have a tinnitus problem, I had a pretty bad case of tinnitus for several years, fasted for a week and it's just fucking gone. Recommended it to several people I knew who also had similar problems and wham, 100% success rate.

>>10296426
saved lmaoooo

>>10296381
My tinnitus in my left ear cleared up 3 weeks ago, and the post above me mentioned he was fasting when his went away. Kidding or not, I was fasting when it cleared up, although not by choice. Also, if the color of your ear wax is purple or maroon, clean your ears.

>>10302446
Also try detoxing, which goes hand in hand with fasting. I swear by Zeolite, it's a PH booster, intestinal toxin binding miracle. Don't rush to die just yet OP, I've been there, but I eventually realized there's also no point to giving up.

>>10296381
Shoot yourself in the brain where it hits your medulla oblongata instantly killing you so you never register the pain.

>>10302782
Fasting like not eating anything?

I have tinnitus too. I simply live with it.
It's sad how they denied me the army because of this.

>>10303441
They denied you the army because of that? Where do you live?

>>10303436
Yep, no food, just water with electrolyte salts will let you fast for an arbitrarily long period of time depending on how much of a fat cunt you are.

>>10303488
They don't want people with buzzing ears in the army.

FUCK TINNITUS AND FUCK HYPERACUSIS AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I WANT MY FUCKING SILENCE BACK PLEASE

>>10303626
preach it

>>10303626
Stop eating and fast you fat cunt.

>>10303652
I'm 6'0/165

>>10303626
I still remember what silence sounded like

>>10303719
You never heard true silence unless you were in space. Even then it still doesn't work because of your body.

>>10296484
At the nitrogen store.

>>10303786
There are no nitrogen stores.

bump

Tinnitus is psychosomatic. Read book. Sounds like complete horseshit, but works.

Bump

>>10296381
continue what you're doing

>>10302008
Yea, same boat as you. I don't get it.

>>10297020
shouldn't have driven the train where my head is

Tinnitus sucks, I’ve only got a mild case and it still drives me crazy. Also bipolar and got a bunch of other shit going on that’s made me want to off myself in the past. However, before you really kill yourself, you should have a long hard think about it. You only get to live once, and I recommend considering whether or not you’re fine with ending things at this point. Are you truly ready for your consciousness to be snuffed out at this point in time, or is there still more you want to do before you stop existing? Thinking about this led me to decide to keep living and ultimately I’m glad I did, even if things are still hard. Now, maybe you’ve already considered all of this and still are fully committed. If so, this site might help:
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

>>10296381
Tall building. 4+ stories, try to land on your head.

Somewhere secluded, like a transmission line tower is better. Climb till you fry and let the fall do the rest.

>>10296381
don't kill yourself.

>>10296381

Fucking calm down it goes away.
Go to
https://tinnitusnotch.com/

and knock your ringing ears off the frequency.
From there you can just adjust it down and right off. You probably will at first only switch its frequency.

Take care!

>>10296381
1.steal laughing gas

2.put on mask

3.laugh until out of oxygen