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NASA is going to have a live stream of the landing in 4 hours. But what will we be watching exactly?

>> No.10167407 [DELETED] 

repeating digits for crash

>> No.10167420

>>10167407
Not om my watch
All will be well

>> No.10167424

>>10167407
Success it is

>> No.10167446

>>10167380
CGI ... of hot off the dish lander telemetry! Expect grown men and women to cry with joy or mourn in sadness. We might even get some images of the surface.

>> No.10167454

>>10167380
I would just like to interject, that if this mission is successful, it will be the deepest we've ever drilled into another celestial body. The drill it carries goes 6 meters deep, the drills the apollo astronauts used only went 3 meters deep.

>> No.10167497

Preview: https://youtu.be/0tfyFRKa3Vk?t=130

Livestream starts in 30 min

>> No.10167525

>>10167380
>tfw the mole probe gets ten centimeters underground and hits a buried iron meteorite

>> No.10167529

>>10167454
lewd

>> No.10167547

>>10167525
Do you think if that happened, they could use the robo arm to lift it up again and try another spot?

>> No.10167553

>>10167529
EARTHED

>> No.10167555

Good luck Marco A and B, we're counting on you to bring us the news ASAP.

>> No.10167559
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10167559

JPL will have a livestream but NASA has a live countdown:

https://youtu.be/wwMDvPCGeE0

T-1 hour from this post.

>> No.10167564

>>10167547
From the specs it looks much too weak and designed to deploy instruments only, especially if it's not a tiny meteorite

>> No.10167569
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>>10167497
Notice how she keeps pointing with devil horns.

>> No.10167571

>>10167525
>Captain America here landed us on a goddamn iron plate

>> No.10167575

Who else was here when Curiosity landed? What a great night.

>America Fuck Yeah playing site-wide

>> No.10167581

>>10167575
Good times.
Here's a video made from photos MSL took during last time's descent. They're using a similar landing procedure today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZX5GRPnd4U

>> No.10167598
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Hello how many hours?
Thank you and god bless

>> No.10167614

>>10167598
Stream starts in 30 min.

Landing within the hour.

>> No.10167617
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10167617

Livestream LINK:

https://youtu.be/Y0yOTanzx-s

>> No.10167618
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10167618

Anyone here play KSP

>> No.10167623

>>10167618
Yeah bro

>> No.10167626 [DELETED] 

Dubs and it crashes

>> No.10167636 [DELETED] 
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10167636

dabbin on dem martians
*DABS* *DABS* *DABS* *DABS* *DABS* *DABS* *DABS* *DABS* *DABS* *DABS*

>> No.10167638

>>10167454
>apollo astronauts
You mean Stanley Kubrick?

>> No.10167641 [DELETED] 

Is any betting site offering odds on the landing? Also, dubs and it crashes

>> No.10167644 [DELETED] 

>>10167380
dubs and it lands

>> No.10167646 [DELETED] 

>>10167644
CONFIRMED
CRASHKEKS BTFO

>> No.10167647

How long does it take after the broadcast starts?

>> No.10167648

https://eyes.nasa.gov/

Download the tracking program to watch the current position of Insight in space - you'll also see the various stages of landing.

>> No.10167650

>>10167380
I have been watching it and wondering how many in mission control know about what they are doing and why, what the real end game here is...?

>> No.10167651

>>10167647
5 minutes

https://youtu.be/Y0yOTanzx-s

>> No.10167652

>>10167650
drilling a hole

>> No.10167654

>>10167380
Ids habedin

>> No.10167657
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10167657

Current position of InSight.

>> No.10167660

>>10167657
Real photo by the way.

>> No.10167662 [DELETED] 
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>>10167644
666 get and liquid core confirmed

>> No.10167663

>>10167651
LIVE

If you put this link on your phone it will act like a VR cam.

>> No.10167664

LIVE

>> No.10167665

>>10167569
WATCH IT TONY

>> No.10167667 [DELETED] 

Trips and it's CGI.

>> No.10167668 [DELETED] 

>>10167380
If dubs it fails

>> No.10167671
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10167671

OFFICIAL LIVESTREAM

https://youtu.be/bGD_YF64Nwk

>> No.10167676

>>10167665
NO

>> No.10167678

I wish there was a pure engineering talk feed instead of this casualshit targeting typical 70IQ amerifats.

>> No.10167680
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>>10167569

>> No.10167681

>all these plebs using laptops.
>no dinosaurs on the desks

2/10 would not stream again.

>> No.10167682

>>10167678
Not gonna happen it's all fake.

>> No.10167684

>>10167678
JPL YouTube has some lengthy detailed videos. But yes on landing day the tax funded project has to appeal to the lowest common denominator.

>> No.10167685
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10167685

Look how quick we will get there.

>> No.10167686

>>10167671
shit stream, keeps crashing

>> No.10167688

what if it lands on a very hard rock and cant dig lmao

>> No.10167690

>women systems engineers in control of the landing

Oh no no no

>> No.10167691

>>10167686
Find here. Maybe lower your resolution quality setting.

>> No.10167692

#JPLsowhite

>> No.10167696

>people not in charge of their diet are in charge of the landing
yikes

>> No.10167697

>>10167688
JPL basically picked the most boring and safe landing site possible based on statistics and orbital recon.

>> No.10167699

>good luck peanuts

>> No.10167700

I'll give you some penis vibe

>> No.10167701

>>10167696
but sugar makes you think faster

>> No.10167703 [DELETED] 

>>10167688
that would be funny yes

>> No.10167704 [DELETED] 

Please crash
Please crash
Please crash

>> No.10167705

this guy is a HYPE BEAST

>> No.10167706

>>10167701
>implying that's a good thing.
>what if you miss something?

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>>10167680

>> No.10167708

>>10167697
still you dont know what there's beneath the surface. Very riscky mision.

>> No.10167709

>Epic music
Why do Americucks do this?

>> No.10167710

>WHERE THE FUN BEGINS.

>> No.10167711

>>10167706
>not my chair, not my problem
at least we'll get a faster descent

>> No.10167713

>>10167709
it's REALLY distracting, the marketing boys need to fuck off and let the scientists work

>> No.10167715

The capsule for entry is somewhat shaped like a certain something I can't quite put my finger on...hmmms, any anons care to expand with pics of howiswhatwas?

>> No.10167717

>jump cuts, dramatic orchestral flick music, sfx
I love your tech and science, America, but you've seriously suffering from ADHD if a camera staying still for a second is too boring to watch

>> No.10167720
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>>10167709
>zooms in on the guy
>quickly zooms out
>dramatic music in the background

>> No.10167721

>>10167710
>the fun will be people saying it has landed or crashed.

space exploration is boring AF

>> No.10167722

>people actually typing into the chat with 241,273 spectators

>> No.10167723

Do the two cubesats orbit Mars and relay data to Earth?

>> No.10167724

The clothes and the video resolution is so 80ies/90ies.

>> No.10167728

>>10167724
At least 80s/90s tech is reliable. Not some Mexican built shit.

>> No.10167730
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>>10167709
Selling the hype aiming for total views and clicks. Higher numbers means more interest making it easier to sell to those funding all this.

Epic music is still annoying though.

>> No.10167732

>that's enough to run a blender
Okay?

>> No.10167733
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10167733

will we find anything under the surface?

>> No.10167736

>Lockheed Martin

Surprised they built a rover on a NASA budget

>> No.10167738

>>10167733
A mantle and a core?

>> No.10167740

I am banking on mole people that evolved to live beneath the surface. If there are primitives below the earth how can radar give them away?

>> No.10167742

>>10167733
What if it drills through the roof of some poor martians hobbithole?

>> No.10167743

>>10167733
Underground civilizations

>> No.10167744

>>10167723
Something like that, I see them follow but must orbit so will pick up info and send it every revolution of Mars I guess. Elon musk says he will most likely go up there soon too, not sure if it's a one-way ticket tho...

>> No.10167745

>>10167738
That is how you lose the American viewers.
They probably will find some Cthulhu like monster.

>> No.10167747

>>10167723
no. They were seperated shortly after launch, their cold gas thrusters are only used for orientation, they can't enter orbit around mars. They'll fly past it. They will try to relay data during landing though. THat's the point of these things, if it works out cubesats like them could be used for communication during landing for future missions

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>this sesame street explanation

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>>10167733
>tfw they lower a microphone into the drill hole and we hear faint screams

>> No.10167756

>>10167740
I meant mars fuck.
But point is why not dream right. Extraterrestrial origin of life isn't a huge stretch. Assuming there isn't any radar originating from the inside could the seisometer pick up something

>> No.10167757

>>10167733
more surface
:(

>> No.10167759

>>10167753
Average American education level.

>> No.10167760

They say there's ice beneath the dust on Mars, right?
And they also say we still don't know what the inside of the planet looks like, right?

Could there be liquid water further underground where it's warmer?

>> No.10167762

Will I miss anything if I find out at 9:30 P.M.

>> No.10167763

>>10167747
Ahhsoo that's the story, hmm ok thanks tho. But I wonder just how much of what they find will they actually let into public domain, I mean, well... Yanno! Anyways countdown to touchdown!!

>> No.10167767

>>10167762
*tune out

>> No.10167768

>>10167762
Landing is happenig in 15 min.

>> No.10167770

>>10167733
v-bucks

>> No.10167774

>>10167763
>>10167747
They are also experimental in that they are the first interplanetary cube sats so testing more tech for future missions.

>> No.10167775

Is this the one where they decided against putting on a Microbe detector even though we've never confirmed there wasn't microbe life on mars and the Viking craft detected life but was then declared anomalous?

>> No.10167780

>>10167733
>hammer begins drilling surface
>surface too hard to break through

>> No.10167787

>>10167775
No. JPL stopped trying to detect microbes after Viking int he 70s.

All current missions are on attempts to detect signs of past habitability or current habitable conditions

>> No.10167789

>>10167770
kek

>> No.10167791
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>>10167760
It's doubtful that the drill will encounter water ice so close to the equator.

>> No.10167792
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10167792

Current position and speed.

>> No.10167794
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>> No.10167799

>>10167780
>hammer begins drilling surface
>surface cracks
>mars deflates and balloonfarts into the sun

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>>10167733
>mfw NASA travels a million kilometers to find more rocks

>> No.10167807

>>10167774
They seem useful in spreading loads been over 50% crash landings on Mars tho, 10\17 if this fails... Hmmm.

>> No.10167811

>>10167791
If there's ice within 30cm of the surface, how come it's not easily visible after the wind blows some dust around?

>> No.10167813
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>>10167794
From the early days of JPL. Not a superstition.

>> No.10167820
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10167820

what is best transmission/stream?

>> No.10167821

I hope it crashes. Fuck America.

>> No.10167824

>>10167787
Why?
Seems I don't kinda stupid.

>> No.10167825
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10167825

What's he planning?

>> No.10167826

>>10167820
youtube

>> No.10167832

>>10167821
asshole-to-english-translator: I hope a well-funded scientific endeavour does not reach its full potential of information-collection. Fuck progress.

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>>10167826
specific stream

>> No.10167837

Kinda spooky that is has already landed or crashed already

>> No.10167840

>>10167832
I think he just wants to drink up the schadenfreude when it happens

>> No.10167841
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10167841

Who is this semon demon?

>> No.10167842

>>10167836
https://youtu.be/bGD_YF64Nwk

>> No.10167843

>>10167836
https://youtu.be/bGD_YF64Nwk

>> No.10167845

>>10167836
fox

>> No.10167846

SEP

>> No.10167848
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10167848

ALL WINGS REPORT IN

RED SIX STANDING BY.

>> No.10167850

Woohoo bent pipe!

>> No.10167852

Americlaps.

>> No.10167853

>>10167837
The signal hasn't reached here yet, for all intents and purposes it hasn't happened in our frame of reference yet.

>> No.10167855

>Autistic Clapping

>> No.10167858

>>10167841
i'd give her a little InSight into my cock

>> No.10167859
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10167859

this is my Nasa waifu. pls no bully

>> No.10167860

Why the fuck are their coms so low quality?

>> No.10167861

someone post the based fedora man

>> No.10167866 [DELETED] 

Digits and its happening

>> No.10167867
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10167867

This better be good.

>> No.10167868

who else shitting themselves?

>> No.10167869

>>10167861
Just got my screenshotter ready for his next appearance.

>> No.10167872

Did that splitarse really just ask "Turn to entry? What does that mean?"

>> No.10167873 [DELETED] 

>>10167866
Clap clap clap

>> No.10167875

>>10167860
To give it a retro feel™

>> No.10167874
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>> No.10167876
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>>10167861

>> No.10167877

>>10167859
>tfw you'll never marry a beautiful highly intelligent space woman :(

>> No.10167878

>>10167872
It means the ship has to get in the right lane to turn onto Mars.

>> No.10167879

>>10167872
She's asking for the audience that's stupid.

>> No.10167880

>>10167860
holdovers from Apollo

>> No.10167881

>>10167841
I suspect she can be a meme if the /b/ thread about her takes off

>> No.10167882
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10167882

me on the right

>> No.10167884

>>10167836
https://youtu.be/7wHS2bwg-aw

>> No.10167883
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>> No.10167887

>>10167868
Yes I really need to go poop but I don't want to miss it

>> No.10167888

>>10167872
She knows what it means, but most people watching don't. She's a pretty good presenter.

>> No.10167889
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>> No.10167890

>>10167876
>>10167882
>>10167883
is that Oort???

>> No.10167891

>>10167841
lmao i've been trying to identify her for the past 30 mins

>InSight Entry, Descent and Landing (EDL) Systems Engineer

>> No.10167893
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>>10167861
while you were out partying, i landed something on mars...

>> No.10167894

>>10167884
nice

>> No.10167895

>>10167884
Love that guy's channel

>> No.10167896
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10167896

cube sats are cool

>> No.10167897

>>10167877
>implying she's not just there for diversity

>> No.10167899

>>10167877
Lets be honest, when you hear cute female nasa engineer, in 2018, the odds of her being Asian is infinitely higher

>> No.10167900

>>10167882
>>10167883
/pol/ working undercover to crash insight

>> No.10167901

>>10167884
Nice

>> No.10167904

>>10167889
Uncle Fester works at NASA

>> No.10167906

>>10167889
look at the size of fedoraman's nose

>> No.10167907

>>10167889
>'its all a lie, im just an actor'

>> No.10167908

LOS when?

>> No.10167909

>>10167884
>Let's get that probe onto a planet

>> No.10167911
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>> No.10167913

>Atmospheric Entry

OH SHIT OH SHIT

>> No.10167916
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10167916

ENTERING A T M O S P H E R E

>> No.10167917

>MARCO!
<POLO!

>> No.10167918

>>10167911
What's Isaac Schrader doing in NASA?

>> No.10167921

>>10167904
That's gargamel, trying to hunt the Mars Smurfs.

>> No.10167922
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10167922

HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOO

>> No.10167923

>HELLO WORLD

>> No.10167924

>Farenheit

>> No.10167926

>>10167859
Oooh...this is taking long, so i just rubbd one out to her. felt p good.

>> No.10167927
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10167927

>thats hot

>> No.10167928

>>10167924
((((kelvin))))

>> No.10167929

>>10167821
Fuck you too mud

>> No.10167931

gotta go fast

>> No.10167933

>>10167924
It's an American company.

>> No.10167935

>>10167859
'thats hot'

>> No.10167937

D E P L O Y
E
P
L
O
Y

>> No.10167939
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>1000 meters a second

>> No.10167942

Parachute deployed!

>> No.10167944

>>10167853
>intensive purposes

>> No.10167945

ITS HAPPENING

>> No.10167946

Jesus christ my dick almost fell off waiting for those chutes

>> No.10167947
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>SUDDEN CHANGE IN DOPPLER

IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS

>> No.10167948

*claps*

>> No.10167949

clap clap clap

>> No.10167950
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10167950

WE'RE IIIIN

>> No.10167951

supersonic parachutes are such memes I'm glad it worked

>> No.10167952

I'M SHITTING MYSELF HERE

>> No.10167953

I CANT HANDLE IT HOLY SDHIT

>> No.10167954

>>10167942
Woo!

>> No.10167955

TANGO

DELTA

NOMINAL

>> No.10167957
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10167957

LOCKED ON CARRIER

>> No.10167958

clap

>> No.10167959

>>10167947
that's nominal for parachute deployment

>> No.10167960

Everything is going smoothly all things considered

>> No.10167961

>>10167380
wheres the aliens

>> No.10167963

WHAT HAPPEND TO THE BAR

>> No.10167964

>Fahrenheit
>Meters

I thought we learned in 1999 not to mix units when landing on Mars

>> No.10167965

That guy from the stream looks like he's jerking off

>> No.10167967

PINGU
DELTA
MANGO

>> No.10167968
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>> No.10167970

TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED

>> No.10167971

>>10167960
too smoothly?

almost as if...?

>> No.10167972

>>10167960
yeah how even the fuck are they controlling a tiny robot from like a bazillion kilometers away

>> No.10167973

LAAAAAANDEDDDDDD

>> No.10167974

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

>> No.10167975

GOOOOOAAALLLLL

>> No.10167976
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10167976

USA USA USA

>> No.10167977
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>> No.10167979

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>> No.10167980

20 METERS

>> No.10167981

That old guy's lip quivering.

>> No.10167982

Holy shit we did it!

>> No.10167983

>>10167964
America does science in metric and publicity in Fahrenheit

>> No.10167985
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>> No.10167984

jesus the handshake

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based

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T O U C H E D

>> No.10167989

whooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.10167990

>touchdown
>football fields long
do americans really measure in this?

>> No.10167992

we did it reddit!

>> No.10167993

who the fuck cares about mars land a rover on venus you faggots

>> No.10167994

>>10167960
I can't even comprehend how hard this stuff must be.

>> No.10167995

>Fagulous

>> No.10167996

>>10167380
HOOAH BOISSSSSSS

>> No.10167997

Press F to thank based fedora man

>> No.10167998

>>10167972
They're not, it's on autopilot.

>> No.10167999

>>10167380
>that highschool bff handshake.

I know these people just shot a pea across 100 football fields into a thimbal but my teeth almost crumble from the cringe

>> No.10168000

Pictures when ?

A bit disappointed they didn't film the landing.

>> No.10168001

Mars butt status: touched.

>> No.10168002

>>10167972
just listening to what it's saying, this all happened 5 minutes ago on Mars and we're only hearing about it now

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pics or it didnt happen

>> No.10168007

good job burgers

>> No.10168008

>>10167982
>we

>> No.10168010

>>10167985
The guy just lost his NNN

>> No.10168011

>Let's do it again!

>> No.10168012

topled over confirmed

>> No.10168013

>>10167899
>>10167899
>>10167877
>>10167859
>>>/b/785879513

>> No.10168014

>>10167985
>mfw TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED

>> No.10168015
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now what

>> No.10168016
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WE DID IT!!

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!

>> No.10168017

https://youtu.be/IhnUgAaea4M

>> No.10168018

>>10168000
Why not deploy a camera and try and film it?

>> No.10168019
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Where are you from /sci/?

>> No.10168020

Why don't the satellites have cameras to live stream the landing?

>> No.10168021

>>10167999
They deserve this moment considering the shit they just did.

>> No.10168023

>>10167994
the hard work happened years ago, they're just waiting to see if reality fucks them in the butt or not

>> No.10168024

>>10167994
>he never played ksp with realistic delay mods

>> No.10168025
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USA
USA
USA

Fuck all of you other countries! Fuck your piddly little meaningless states! You ain't shit! YOU AIN'T SHIT! Suck on my balls, Europe! Come on Australia lick my sack! Canada, you want some of this? There's plenty of room for everyone not American suck on deez nutz!

>> No.10168026

>>10168000
it's not easy getting data from mars faggotron

>> No.10168028

>>10167993
>who the fuck cares about mars fly an airship in the skies of venus you faggots
fix'd that for you

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surface footage when?

>> No.10168030

>>10168019
Switzerland

>> No.10168033

Praise the fucking Omnissiah!

>> No.10168035

>>10168015
now wait 1 month for shitty black and white pics of rocks and 6 months for knowing that there are earthquakes on mars.

>> No.10168036
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>seeing moustache man's lips tremble as the lander descends
fuck that got me good, nerds are based

>> No.10168037

>>10168026
Why ?

>> No.10168038

as a fucking eastern european I really envy you burgers...

>> No.10168040

>>10168025
See >>10168019

>> No.10168041

>>10168015
Now we nail that Mars booty

>> No.10168042

>>10168020
Last time they did it, they had cameras take a stream of stills, and the data streamed that later in the day

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>>10168019
FRA here

>> No.10168044

The thing landing successfully surely isn't as celebration worthy as that little robotic arm functioning properly

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>>10168029
Always gets me. I hope that when we finally step foot on Mars, we can recover the diligent rovers that helped make it possible and honour them appropriately.

>> No.10168046

>BRUCE BANNER

>> No.10168047

Reminder there's literally a guy called Bruce Banner

>> No.10168049

bruce banner?

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id on her? Couldnt see which department she is from.

>> No.10168050

>>10168019
>NASA
>MORE EUROPEAN THAN AMERICAN

HAHAHA BTFO AMERIFATS

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FEEL SO MARS

>> No.10168053

>>10168029
icryevertim

>> No.10168054

>>10168037
They have to wait for the big satellite to transmit data. The data they were using now comes from two small satellites.

>> No.10168055

DIRTY PICTURES CONFIRMS

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FIRST IMAGE CONFIRMED

>> No.10168058

>we got the nudes

Yes!

>> No.10168059
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FIRST PIC

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>WOWIE

>> No.10168062

wow mars looks like THAT?

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>pics or it didn't hap-

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MARCO SIGNAL LOST

WHATS HAPPENED TO MARCO??!!

>> No.10168065

>>10168054
Yes, but is there any particular reason they don't film the landing, then send it once the satellite is in range?

>> No.10168067

>>10168060
>can't see shit cap'n

>> No.10168068

Looks like hargandaz cookies n cream does that planet?

>> No.10168069
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full HD imagery

>> No.10168070

Now we need to send someone out there to wipe the dust off.

>> No.10168071

This is clearly faked. Fuck off NASA shills.

>> No.10168072

>>10168064
They're going beyond Mars

>> No.10168073

>>10168050
>he doesn't understand the image
yikes EU

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>>10168045
>>10168053

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>>10168051
>literally just landed a craft on another planet, a miraculous feat of human engineering
>care more about who the attractive girl is
never change guys

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>NO DUST WIPER INSTALLED

>> No.10168077

>blueish sky
Is this guy blind?


>>10168064
ayys got them, probe will destroy them.

>> No.10168078

>>10168064
it flew away, little niggas don't have the delta v to capture into orbit so they're hyperbolic

>> No.10168079

It's a life form, Jim, but not as we know it.

>> No.10168081

>900 millions mission
>Can't fucking pack an HD camera

>> No.10168082

>>10168071
kill yourself immediately

>> No.10168083

>>10168059
Obviously filmed on the surface of the Moon by Kubrick's clone

>> No.10168084

>>10168071
ok

>> No.10168085

>>10168050
That's not how it works pal.

>> No.10168086

>>10168059
That street shitter team member smeared her POO on the cams

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>>10168074

>> No.10168091

>>10168075
why no enjoying both?

>> No.10168094

>>10168065
Limited processor resource + bandwidth. When Curiosity landed, they recorded it at 15 fps. And they had to wait weeks for the full res version to get beamed back

>> No.10168095

ping!

>> No.10168097

>>10168029
Can't wait until I'm an old man and I go to a museum on mars to see this rover

>> No.10168098

So the hulk works for NASA?

>> No.10168099
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>>10168089

>> No.10168100

>>10168089
Beautiful.

>> No.10168101

so did they manage to do it?

>> No.10168102

>>10168089
This made me happy.

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>>10168045

>> No.10168106

>>10168069
NASA still uses xvid?

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>>10168099
last one

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Marry, Fuck, Kill?

>> No.10168109

>>10168101
YES

>> No.10168110

>>10168075
gay

>> No.10168111

>>10168059
>>10168060
So is there a fuckin dust wiper or what?

>> No.10168112

>>10168089
>>10168099
>>10168107
i haven't seen these in forever stop making me cry you faggots

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>>10168107
>>10168104
>>10168099

these are nice, thank you

>> No.10168114

>>10168099
>>10168104
this saved me from a mental breakdown

also lel that pajeet on the intercom

>> No.10168115

>>10168108
kys and marry the rover while fucking mars

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>>10168029

>> No.10168117

reported stream, 0 diversity only white people

>> No.10168118

>>10168108
3 2 1

>> No.10168119

I'm legit getting nervous about what they'll find.

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>>10168104
>>10168099
>>10168089
>>10168074
>>10168029

>> No.10168121

>>10168111
The cameras have a dust cover that pops out from springs after the dust settles from landing (gravity makes it fall slowly)

>> No.10168122

Where are all the blacks nasa?
wtf? I thought this was 2018

>> No.10168123

>>10168111
the dust cover on it will be removed later

>> No.10168125

>>10168106
I dream of the day they can send a rad-hardened av1 video encoder

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>>10168117

>> No.10168129

WHY HASNT /SCI/ MODS STICKIED THIS THREAD???

>> No.10168132

>>10168108
yes

>> No.10168133

what does all this tenga tango bingo bango mean

>> No.10168134

>>10168119
don't worry you xeno, they don't ever leak the pictures with lifeforms

>> No.10168135

>>10168119
The dwarves dug too deep...

>> No.10168136

>>10168107
>>10168104
>>10168099
>>10168089
Did xkcd do these or are they edits from fans who wanted the little guy to have a happy ending?

Either way fuck, my heart.

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>>10168099
>>10168104
>>10168107

>> No.10168139

>>10168119
a hollow mars

>> No.10168140

>>10168064
POLLO???

>> No.10168141

>>10168121
>>10168123
So those pics were taken through a clear dust cover? Cool

>> No.10168142

>>10168129
They're flat earthers.

>> No.10168143
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>Congratulations!

>> No.10168144

>>10168119
Twix

>> No.10168145

>>10168134
>don't even test for life

>> No.10168146

Imagine getting a call with the number being all zeros
sp00ky

>> No.10168148

When does the data come?

>> No.10168150

Oh no, the basically a Nazi Republican Vice President is happy about this, time to abort

>> No.10168152

>>10168141
Yes. Because landing rockets kick up A LOT of dust. Dust will settle and they will pop the covers and take HD pics.

Probably within the next hour unless we lose comms with relay sats. 3 hours max to next sat pass.

>> No.10168153

>>10168129
This. we've still got a lot of stuff to go through, discuss.

this is the biggest /sci/ thing right now. MAKE A FUCKIN STICKY, 4CHANNEL.

>> No.10168154

>>10168143
based

>> No.10168156

>>10168146
I'd probably let it go to voicemail

>> No.10168155

>>10168143
What was his name again?

Mike "If there's gayys on mars, we'll get there faaast" Pence

>> No.10168158

device can still fail

>> No.10168159

>>10168148
in like 4 hrs or so, they said that at some point in the livestream

>> No.10168161

>>10168153
Actually important shit gets ignored around here, so not happening.

>> No.10168166

>>10168150
this but uniroincally

>> No.10168169

Did he just say we're gonna send people to the moon again?

>> No.10168173

>>10168169
Praying for moon base.

>> No.10168175

>>10168169
Oh yay.

That's one of the plans they may do for the base.>>10168173

>> No.10168176

>>10168143
Thank you _W_ise President

>> No.10168177

>>10168143
>otherwise doesn’t believe in science at all, except when there are defense contractors profiting

>> No.10168178

>>10168169
Its been in the works for a few years but yes, he did.

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>>10168169

>> No.10168182

>>10168169
You're right, we should give all of NASA's budget to poor black people.

>> No.10168183

>>10168169
You're out of the loop, aren't you? NASA released a cringeworthy video announcing it a week or so ago.

Permanent base on the moon to serve as a launching point for Mars.

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>>10168169
Station (Gateway) first, then surface base

>> No.10168189

>>10168184
what is this, the prequel of Space Brothers? (le anime)

>> No.10168190

I thought that NASA didn't have enough money for a moon base.

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>>10168184
Moon Base Alpha

>No Betas Allowed

>> No.10168196

>>10168190
who needs money when you have based fedora man and closet skinhead

>> No.10168198

"T H E L A N D E R I S H A P P Y"

>> No.10168200

>>10168184
FYI there is funding approved yet.

>> No.10168202

>>10168190
Congress won't mind as long as money keeps flowing into contractors in their districts.

>> No.10168204

>>10168194
the moon either doesn't exist or is colonised by aliens
either way a nogo

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>>10168196
>closet skinhead
shittest tattoos I've seen in a while lads

>> No.10168207

Got images yet?

>> No.10168208

rip marco a&b
seeya space cowboys

>> No.10168209

>>10168200
I approved the funding

>> No.10168210

Flashback to Insight launch, May 5, 2018

https://youtu.be/EoRj24RTn6g

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>>10168204
fucking what

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Okay, so is that it? It arrived on Mars, and no other plans for today?

>> No.10168217

>>10168207

>>10168069

>> No.10168219

>>10168216
get hammered

>> No.10168222

>>10168216
We gotta wait a few hours for the interior data to get processed.

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>>10167680

>> No.10168227

>>10168217
WHERES the image with the-dusk-cover taken off?

they promised to...

>> No.10168228

>>10168216
They will spend the rest of the day opening solar panels and antennas.

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>>10168227

>> No.10168232

>>10168222
it'll be next spring when the get the instruments up and running btw

>> No.10168235

>>10168216
Gigantic NASA nerd orgy with a ratio of 30 men per woman with seismic data acting as aphrodisiac.

>> No.10168236

>>10168069
looks like an old SGI workstation running IRIX
very suspicous

>> No.10168237

>>10168227
The comm sats are no longer in range. It will probably in 3 hours when the next orbital pass happens.

>> No.10168239

>>10168217
Nice thanks, must've missed it.

>> No.10168242

>>10168232
Why such a long time? Maybe I'm just omega autistic, but didn't other Mars missions take significantly less time to complete?

>> No.10168246

Wow
Watched the livestream with my 6 years old daughter, holding hand
She cheered when NASA congratulated
She probably didn't understand everything, but she's pretty happy for the "brave little robot" (as I explained this mission to her) Insight to have reached Mars safely

>> No.10168315

>>10168246
thats fucking adorable

>> No.10168316

>>10168246
cringe

>> No.10168318

>>10168242
The panels along take hours to open up.

There are MANY moving parts and components on this lander. Each one is slowly moved to make sure it works correctly and doesn't break when being placed on the ground.

They only get one shot at this.

>> No.10168320

BROTHERS

>> No.10168321

>>10168242
the heat flow probe and seismometer need to get deployed off of the lander, which is precarious and they want to be really careful

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>>10168237
FUCK...

but wait only ONE of the MARCO twins are dead (rip in peace marco 2b)

So that doesnt make sense, as one can still submit data

>> No.10168323

>>10168246
かわいい

>> No.10168326

>>10168246
based

>> No.10168327

>>10168246
She's a good girl

>> No.10168328

>>10168246
since when do actual people use 4chan

>> No.10168329

>>10168246
MY HEART

>> No.10168330

>>10168235
I'd like to penetrate her crust with my probe

if you know what I mean

>> No.10168337

>>10168019
New Zealand reporting in.
Hopefully off to Auckland to see the Rocket Lab Mission Control.

>> No.10168341

>>10168328
Since we became 4channel for the wider audience.

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>>10168235
>with seismic data acting as aphrodisiac

>> No.10168348

>>10168328
since always? 4chan is 15 years old, the dirty high schoolers who started this site are all in their thirties now with kids

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>>10168246
>"brave little robot"
a cute
CUTE

>> No.10168355

>>10168348
>the dirty high schoolers who started this site are all in their thirties now
made that more accurate for you, anon

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>>10168348
>tfw in thirties but no kids

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>>10168348
>in their thirties now
>with kids
choose one

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swag

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better image

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>>10168357
>tfw in twenties and no kids

>> No.10168366

>>10168361
nani

>> No.10168368

>>10168362
ty based anon
that rock came pretty close

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>>10168362
>that fucking rock

CLOSE ONE

>> No.10168376

>>10168368
I think JPL said that was a piece of debris.

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>>10168059
>>10168060
>>10168062
>>10168069
blueberries?

>> No.10168378

>>10168362
>the one goddamn rock in 60 fucking miles
>thirty inches from the spacecraft

>> No.10168380

goodnight lads this was exciting but now i need my beauty sleep

>> No.10168384

>>10168362
>that rock gets bigger beneath the sand and won't let the robot to dig.

>> No.10168386

>>10168362
fucking christ that rock was too goddamn close

>> No.10168387

>>10168380
>not living in freedomland
begone

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First cubesats in interplanetary space

>> No.10168391

>>10168362
>there's no tilt
looks to me that there actually is a tilt?

>> No.10168392

>>10168387
>the sad thing is i am in freedomland

>> No.10168394

>>10168380
sleep tight bb even tho it's super early if you're anywhere in america

>> No.10168395

God damn I love space robots

>> No.10168396

>>10168388
F

They did a great job.

>> No.10168399

>>10168392
based night shift anon

doing the shitty work so other people don't have to

>> No.10168401
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RIP IN PIECE MARCO

>> No.10168402
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>> No.10168403

>>10168396
Smartest goddamn folks around.

>> No.10168404

>>10168388
See you MACROs, time to play Marco Polo with the Solar System

;_;7

>> No.10168405

>>10168402
holy hell i didnt know they sent a man there too

>> No.10168410

>>10168401
Fucking see you, space cowboy :(

>> No.10168411

>>10168362
Imagine that landing leg was a few more inches to the left.
Muh heart

>> No.10168412

>>10168402
Is that a full sized InSight?

>> No.10168416

>>10168411
Would a small rock really ruin everything?

>> No.10168418

How did Marco die?

>> No.10168420

>>10168405
kek

>> No.10168421

>>10168416
equipment likely very fragile. it was going down 17m/s at descent speed.

hitting a rock wouldve possibly damaged it.

>> No.10168432

>>10168405
how else are they going to do tech support, India hasn't landed on Mars yet

>> No.10168433

https://youtu.be/bGD_YF64Nwk?t=3284

link at time of touchdown.

>> No.10168435

cant wait for
>data finally starts being recieved
>something goes wrong somehow
>all data is lost
>millions of dollars wasted on a metal brick in space

>> No.10168438

JPL will hold a news briefing in a few hours.

>> No.10168445

>>10168435
Still a better attempt than the Europeans

>> No.10168448

>>10168438
CONTINUE POSTING IN THREAD WITH UPDATES AND LINKS.

>> No.10168451

>>10168362
>that damn rock

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>>10168435
at least we got a picture

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>>10168435
remember, they still have yet to TAKE THE DUST COVER OFF.

we havent even gotten best pic yet.

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>>10168466
It's also possible that MRO took pics of the Insight landing like they did with Curiosity.

>> No.10168477

>>10168460
>OPs moms dildo.jpg

>> No.10168503

>>10168470
nice CGI

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>>10168448

NASA News Briefing set for no earlier than 5 PM EST per NASA stream

T-30 min

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MRO currently on another fly by of landing site. May get more pics transmitted.

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JPL Post landing News Briefing starting:

https://youtu.be/-c8cNKXB4VI

>> No.10168635

Site doesn't have any other raw images yet:

https://mars.nasa.gov/insight/multimedia/raw-images/?order=sol+desc%2Cdate_taken+desc&per_page=50&page=0&mission=insight

Not sure if new pics will be revealed in the current briefing, maybe tonight.

>> No.10168650

>overhwelmingly

>> No.10168656

>>10168620
They got UTC an hour off in the description, no wonder I was confused

>> No.10168657

>>10168656
>Can land on Mars
>Can't setup YouTube

America.

>> No.10168679

>fires people on stream for bants
The mad lad

>> No.10168684

>>10168679
>CNN: JPL DIRECTOR IS A TRUMP SUPPORTER BY ACTING OUT "YOURE FIRED"

>> No.10168689

>It looks pretty flat, very level, less than 2 degrees of tilt, which makes our job easy to do

>> No.10168695

This cubesat guy looks like Jake Gyllenhaal combined with Tobey Maguire

>> No.10168712

>send seismograph to mars
>send a tiny hammer to bang on the rocks all night less than a meter away on the same lander
wow what a good idea

>> No.10168716

>>10168712
The drill will stop working once it's done its job. THEN they use the seismometer.

Not sure if bait.

>> No.10168726

>>10168716
is that why they can't get any data from the seismometer for months
it makes sense that they deploy the seismometer first, because if it takes a few months for the hammer to punch the way through the dirt you're going to want to verify that you placed the thing before you start hammering

>> No.10168735

>which is great because the Aryan friend of the lander...

>> No.10168744
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Pic from Marco

>> No.10168751

LIBTARD NASA DESTROYED

>> No.10168754

That uncertainty in the reaction to this Irish guy's bantz

>> No.10168765

It's going to be 2 and 3 sols before they open the dust covers on the two cameras

>> No.10168785

>>10168744
Based MARCO, say hi to Starman for us as you cruise on by

>> No.10168806
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Goodbye Marcos

>> No.10168819

>>10168765
They could just say days.

>> No.10168823

>>10168819
Sols are martian days

>> No.10168830

>>10168823
Yeah, and they are 24 hours and 39 minutes long. Do they really have to nitpick over it when they are talking about two or three of them?

>> No.10168833

>>10168830
JPL basically works in sol time. They will eventually be sleeping during the day and working at midnight to match the daily incoming and outgoing signals from Mars.

>> No.10168836

>>10168833
Well, I'll set my sidereal calendar for that.

>> No.10168862

NEW PICS WHEN

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>>10168862
Dust covers not coming out for 3 days so we may not get anything until then.

All new pics will show here instantly:

https://mars.nasa.gov/insight/multimedia/raw-images/?order=sol+desc%2Cdate_taken+desc&per_page=50&page=0&mission=insight


I would just check there each day.

>> No.10168906

>>10168868
Thanks, anon.

>> No.10169041

>>10168362
Nice rock

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>humanitys most shining endeavour yet, a panel discussing the photos from marco and insight.
>hoe stares at her phone for a minute

we need to kill all women

>> No.10169124

>>10169062
Could be family sending congratulations you dipshit

>> No.10169170

>>10169062
since when does one dumbass = every woman ever

>> No.10169180

lmao do Americans really do this? Just land shit on Mars all the time?

>> No.10169186

>>10169180
Yes.

>> No.10169218

>>10169180
Only when they don't confuse feet and meters.

>>10169170
Since incels can't have a more complex comprehension of the world than a dichotomy.

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>>10169180
all the time, like a chad

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>>10169180

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>>10168348
>>10168357
>>10168364
>tfw in thirties but still a virgin

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I'm surprised this pic hasn't been posted yet

>> No.10169573

>>10169566
was literally about to post pic related, Holy Hell at that fucking rock.

>> No.10169577

>>10169566
was litterally about to post pic related, Holy hell at that rock though.

I also Heard that Solar panels have been deployed and that Insight is receiving power.
Well fucking done NASA

>> No.10169621

>>10169566
It must be a weird feeling to see this thing that you've seen and worked on a zillion times sitting on another planet.

>> No.10169737

New thread when?

>> No.10170020

>>10169737
make one if you want another so badly

>> No.10170138

>>10169566
Devon Island.