/sci/ - Science & Math

>>15745066
The realm beyond our world grows ever more contested, as mighty kingdoms vie for power amidst the stars themselves! The chieftain of yonder United States Space Legion, one General Satlzman, proclaims that space has become an arena for great nations to clash spears and shields. Access to the celestial seas is critical in these times of conflict, he warns, and technology alone cannot conquer the cosmic shores. Only legions well-trained and disciplined in the ways of war shall prevail!

In other celestial news, the august priests of the European Space Temple cry out in warning - humanity's reckless actions threaten the very heavens themselves! Too many chariots clutter the orbital roads, leaving scarce room for maneuver. The valuable circles above must be safeguarded, lest the gods grow wrathful at our hubris!

And finally, merchants and tradesmen now quarrel over the potential profits from communicating directly with citizens through devices of glass and metal. Some see riches beyond imagination, while others urge caution against such lofty dreams. Only fates know whether this market shall thrive or crumble to dust. But all agree - the very stars may soon carry our voices aloft!

>>15742360
Hear ye, hear ye! Gather round, citizens, and lend me your ears, as I announce the latest tidings from the realm!

The noble astronaut Frank Rubio hath broken the records of old, spending more days in the heavens than any man before him - a stunning 371 days adrift among the stars! Verily, the length of his voyage exceeds that of Mark Vande Hei, he who previously held the title for longest unbroken journey through the void. Praise be to great Neptune, god of the seas, for safeguarding brave Rubio on his epic travels beyond the sky's reach!

In other affairs, tension brews between the merchant ships of SpaceX and the galleons of ULA, both seeking to ferry cargo for the mighty Space Legion. Though in past times only two vessels were granted the honor, the Legion now wishes to appoint a third ship to join the convoys. This decision stirs debate among the captains, each eager to profit from the Legion's coin. Yet the cunning Tory Bruno of ULA plots patiently, wary of too freely sharing the bounties of space.

Finally, word comes from the chief magistrate Saltzman of the Space Legion, who soon reveals a charter for integrating services from civilian trade ships into the Legion's own expeditions. Through shrewd diplomacy and exchange of knowledge, the soldiers of the void hope to strengthen bonds with their commercial allies sailing the seas of night.

And so the heavens churn with activity! What glories or dangers await as man journeys deeper into the twinkling void? Only the Fates know for certain. But fear not - by land or stars, Rome shall endure!

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I don't think I got the voice 100% right. No bully please.

NOTHING will launch for 30 days and 30 nights.

THE AUGURIES HAVE BEEN TAKEN AND GOOD OMENS WERE FOUND FOR LAUNCHING STARSHIP NEXT WEEK

STARSHIP SNIX IS READY TO HOP ON MONDAY WITH FORTUNA'S BLESSING

STARSHIP SNX IS LEAVING THE BAY AND WILL BEGIN PREP FOR TESTING

ALSO
THE NEXT STARLINK LAUNCH HAS BEEN MOVED TO JAN 31

ANOTHER STARLINK LAUNCH IS SCHEDULED FOR FEB 4


THIS LAUNCH UPDATE WAS PROVIDED BY GAMESTOP
POWER TO THE PLAYERS

ALL MOCKERY
OF BOEING
AND THE SLS
IS TO BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM

>>12619162
BY ORDER OF THE SENATE
GAIUS ANONYMOUS FAGGOTUS HAS BEEN DECLARED
AN ENEMY OF ROME
ALL GOOD CITIZENS ARE TO DO HIM HARM
IF THEY ARE ABLE

>>12391160

BY ORDER OF THE OP,

FOR THE DURATION OF THIS THREAD,

ALL MOCKERY,

OF BOEING AND THE SLS,

IS TO KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM.

BY ORDER OF GAIUS ANONYMOUS FAGGOTUS.

ALL MOCKERY,

OF BOEING, AND THE SLS,

SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM.

We have a launch today!

>Launch time: 2213 GMT (5:13 p.m. EST)
>Launch site: SLC-41, Cape Canaveral Air Force Station, Florida
>A United Launch Alliance Atlas 5 rocket will launch a classified spacecraft payload for the U.S. National Reconnaissance Office. The rocket will fly in the 531 vehicle configuration with a five-meter fairing, three solid rocket boosters and a single-engine Centaur upper stage.
>The mission was changed from an earlier planned “551” configuration. This will be the first launch of an Atlas 5 rocket with new Northrop Grumman-built GEM-63 solid rocket motors, replacing the Aerojet Rocketdyne AJ-60A solid rocket motors used on previous Atlas 5s.
>Delayed from September, October, and Nov. 3. Scrubbed on Nov. 4 by valve issue on ground liquid oxygen system. Delayed from Nov. 6, Nov. 8, Nov. 11 and Nov. 12. [Nov. 11]