/sci/ - Science & Math

>>12638839
>All the practice SpaceX have with scrubs has made them try to scrub the scrub.
>scrub the scrub
God dammit Elon, you better pull through. The 'f' in FAA stands for FAGGOT

>>12635508
>literally whoberg
My sides

>>12591552
Guess you'll have to barrel roll your ass outta here before the mods come in. ...With no starship.

>>12437655
Like what, bombing the ooga boogas starving? Spaceflight research and innovations can make that happen faster.

>>12394094
>france actually does make it
>only the most baguette of the baguettes can actually make it into space, flights with terrorists conveniently explode
>french colonize the moon
>a few decades pass
>earth is overrun by mutts with a few long noses trying to herd them
>suddenly spaceX starships hurl themselves into the atmosphere and land
>squadrons upon squadrons land and start blasting upon the soulless mutts like a contra level
>nosebergs are shocked at years of degeneracy being undone within hours
>Ashton (formerly X Æ A-12 (Elon left Grimes and found yet another midwife on Mars)) Musk is about to shoot a merchant in the face
>a flock of hyperstars suddenly swoop in
>suddenly the minecraft villager Ash was about to turn into hamburger meat gets backstabbed and collapses
>the murderer uncloaks his suit
>utters this: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/cd/Spy_laughlong01.wav
>next war on earth is the great Rhodesian-French war