/sci/ - Science & Math

>>16034140
>Very similar to dating apps. Actually the same girls swiping left on you are in Human Resources tossing your application into the trash bin
> .

I know some of you are into it.

I SAID LAUNCH THE ROCKET

I need help bros. I'm forced to participate in a psychological experiment / study as part of my degree. These fuckers want me to drive 120 minutes to get to their lab. They're not gonna pay me, and want to use me as their guinea pig.
FUCK THEM. How can I give the least amount of useful information? I don't want to be useless, I want to give as much bad data as I can, possibly influencing others in way that their reactions would invalidate any data they might give. How can I be as harmful as possible without getting thrown out of the room?
I don't know what's the experiment gonna be, or whether it's in psychology or education, so I'm not even sure what angle they're gonna probe. I just want to fuck with them.

Hello anon,

I followed your Operation Chanology with great interest, and I think your dick must be very large (compared to the average, not mine). Perhaps the following big dick demonstration will interest you.

I have proved the negation of what Tooker is claiming itt. For a full proof you can view my paper at https://goatse.cx but the gist of it is that I am a genius and I don’t need antipsychotics anymore. My dick is extremely large, to the extent that I have to order MySize condoms online. Mostly I am a genius though. Nobody has thought of applying 9th grade trig to a 100 year old experiment. I dunno why everyone else including you is so dumb.

If you have any questions, do not hesitate to ask.

Sincerely,
Big Dick version of Tooker
>>14765062

no computer calculates with infinity so how can it be real?

>mfw a professor doesn't put the grading scale in the syllabus

>mvea

>message professor 3 times
>he doesn't reply
Okay, I am fucking pissed. I am paying thousands of dollars for this, the LEAST I expect is a yes or no simple email.
Do I message him telling him it's unacceptable (considering I am paying money for this) or do I message administration first?

>>12683297
KILL >:(
I cringe whenever I see this disgusting little shit.

>he doesn't use 1.5 line spacing

>>11935903
>tell me what you know about X

>>11893023

>>9385999
Digits confirm it