/sci/ - Science & Math

>>12297475
>be me
>having fun hovering above the fan in the starship starshaft
>captain makes an emergency correction burn
>get pushed down to the fan
>mrw moments before blendered into a red chucky soup

>>12109698
OH SHIT NGRST! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>>12094977
>Elon Musk pushes human exploration deeper and deeper into space
>he disappears for a couple of years
>eventually he returns but as a mad chief of the Space Wolves
>horror stories of War Chief Musky Husky strike fear across the system
>first the outer colonies fall
>then the belt
>Mars put up a good fight but it eventually falls as well
>Earther's reaction when the Space Wolves target the moon next

>>11975438
Why is the engine on fire? That's not nominal.

>>11950703
Oh boy! I watching the launch of the Orion capsule Challenger is so cool after having to wait through scrubs due to too cold wea-

>>11943502
>Presenting the NEW Boeing CST-1000 Starcruiser with improved MCAS

>>11908299
>villagers' face when China's new hypergolic Starship clone, the Ge Long, explodes right above them

>>11902361
>mrw my friend accidentally activates the anti-t*rran trap door

>>11847863
>Olympus Mons turns out to be a large mosquito egg patch
>it was buried by the last civilization on Mars to protect the system from the bug swarm

>>11791837
>Proton-M equivalent to Starship
>wanting a five thousand ton hypergolic rocket flying around
How much vodka have you been drinking, Dimitri?

>>11762612
>be me
>been saving up for a trip to Mars
>finally get the money
>fuckyes.gif
>Buy the first ticket I can get
>pack everything I have
>including the SpaceX brand anime figurines
>make it to Boca Chica Spaceport
>about to board
>check the Starship serial number
>mrw it's SN100

>>11753719
>locked in a tin can with two other astronauts
>for 9 months
>one of them is a coomer

>was watching SN4 live stream
>needed to take a dump
>go to the bathroom
>come back
>SN4 is gone
>mrw

>>11714275
>North Korean Shuttle
Imagine the RUDs...

>>11711433
>be Ariane Spes Murene
>in the trenches of Luna during the the Great Solar War
>fighting has come to a stalemate
>the DLR uses hyper velocity chaff for the first time
>mrw

>>11690001
>Jim found the cum rocket

>>11686619
>"This is a glorious time for an American company on American soil using an (mostly) American rocket to carry American astro-"
>KA-BOOM

>>11669040
>be me, cargo ship captain
>is getting shadowed by a craft that refuses to identify itself
>they demand that I surrender
>they're not deterred by my ship's small defenses
>figured that they're just here for the phosphorus and will leave calmly once they get it
>that's usually how it works here
>let them board my ship
>"this ship is now property of the Space Wolves! uwu" they shout over the radio
>wat.sstv
>finally see them
>they're wearing fursuits of wolves over their space suits
>they keep going "OwO what's this" as they dig through my cargo
>their "leader" comes to me and says
>"you've been a naughty puppy aren't you? :3c"
>mrw

>>11609376
>Jeff Who found the Falcon 9 x New Glenn yuri hentai

>>11564207
Imagine a Chinese starship clone. 3300t of hypergolic propellant detonating over a village.

>>11486996
>be me
>fresh aero eng graduate
>with student loans
>cant find a job because every employer is holding their breath for corona
>mrw
I just want to design and build spaceships.

>>11460503
>2,462 Orion contractors
>558 SLS contractors
>793 EGS contractors
>3,813 total contractors (assuming no repeats)
How can this even be managed without massive headaches?

>>11431834
>mrw "We are now counting down for the launch of the Spirit of Challenger!"

>>11414160
>people on the forward facing side's reaction when the Earth passes through the rings