/sci/ - Science & Math

>>11538334

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
over many a quaint and curious profile of a tinder whore?
while I read it, nearly swiping, suddenly I spied her typing,
"Kids? Still want them!" starts the griping, "even though I'm 34."
"Tis impossible," I muttered "having kids at 34."
Chance of offspring: nevermore.