/sci/ - Science & Math

e^0=1
e^(i*2pi)=1

i*2*pi = 0

Where did I go wrong ?

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This is not going to be easy.

God created the universe, yet he was unable to use his natural laws to produce an apple pie. He needed another, independent intelligence to use the set environment creatively, to come up with such an amazing thing as an apple pie.

I can make an apple pie.

I > God.

Can someone please explain this to me?

>In order to make apple pie you must first create the universe.

This doesn't make any god damn sense especially when you can go online and get fucking recipes for apple pie.

'sup /sci/, I wish to make an apple pie from scratch, but I'm not sure how to go about it, any suggestions?

How do I grow my dick an additional 2 inches or so in length, without pills?
Is there any sort of "exercise" I can do with my dick to make it larger?
I heard of jelking or something once, but I'm not sure.

Bumping with pie

VLSPADKTNVKAAWGKVGAHAGEYGAEALERMFLSFPTTK
... MVIILATHFGKEFTPEVQAAWQKLVSAVAIALAHKYXX

First person to guess what it is gets a prize!

>Ph.D. in Cosmology
>Any Universe I want
>300 apple pies starting

Anyone else want them to make mroe symphony of science songs,i love them,best songs i've heard in ages,want moaaaaaaaaar

How can you believe in Pythagorous if it's just a theorem (a guessem)?

This pi is transcendent.

pic related, it's this pi.

Hey /sci/.
Next year, I'll be graduating from my university with a B.A. in physics. I plan on applying to another university for it's graduate program. Anyways, should I grow a beard? Do all great physicists need beards, or at least, mustaches?

Any astronomers here? How much do you make a year? Tried payscale, but they said average salary is between $50,000 a year and $110,000. Lot of help that did.

Shark is to Apple
As
Nigger is to ????

What does a parrot taste like?

Hello /sci/! Today, I will be posting my secret recipe to create the BEST APPLE PIE EVER!!!!
Here is a list of ingredients:
1 Big Bang
4 Golden Delicious Apples
1 Can of Apple Pie filler
1 Tbsp. Sugar
1. Tbsp. Brown Sugar
1 Pie Crust

Directions!
1) Invent the Universe
2) Lay down the pie crust
3) Stuff with sliced apples
4) Fill with filler
5) Place sugar in there
6) Bake at 350 degrees F for 45 minutes, let cool
Tips!
Be careful not to burn the apple pie after the universe has been created! Temperatures will be in the millions of degrees!
Have fun cooking!

I want to make one of this tasty mother fuckers from scratch, what do?

Why must one invent the universe before making an apple pie from scratch?