/sci/ - Science & Math

>>12436666
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP CALLING IT A DYSON SPHERE ITS A DYSON SWARM MADE OF SOLAR-POWERED SATELLITES AND ROTATING SPACE HABITATS

>no contact info in research paper

Nu-computer science terms normies use that make you absolutely hate to hear
I'll start
>blockchain
>internet of things

>>10645829
WHY IS THIS PLACE INFESTED WITH FUCKING WEEBS.
WEEEEEEEEEBS

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS

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>>10188736
WRITE AN ALGORITHM FOR ROBOT TO COOK THE FUCKING BURGERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9837694
It's so easy to test!
Grab a friend (your mom works too if you have none) and try doing the monty hall problem with them as an activity. All you need are three cups and a small object like a quarter.

1). Have one person put the quarter under one of the cups while the other person looks away.
2). Have the person whom looked away choose a cup (without lifting the cup).
3). Have the person who put the quarter under one of the cups lift up one of the cups that doesn't have a quarter and wasn't chosen.
4). Offer the person whom looked away, a chance to choose a different up (excluding the one that was lifted already).
5). Finally lift the cup that was chosen by the person who looked away; revealing either a quarter or nothing.

Do it many times and write down the stats.

>>9586225
>>9586232
>>9586207
>>9586196
GO BACK TO /POL/
THIS IS A PLACE FOR MOURNING, NOT POLITICAL SHIT FLINGING.

>open programming video on YouTube
>Hear female voice

>>9311443
FUCK

not sure what to do because my advisor didn't accept my proposal since it involved animal experimentation.
it's basically sending pepe to space SAFELY back and forth
>all the autoCAD designs have been made
>initial tests w sensors without live pepe
>sensory data collected, math and physics done to prove it is safe ride
>do everything under minimal funding and budget
>spin narrative about it being about life support/telemetry in space
>just doing research to get grants to do this meme

I understand it's a meme but I've seen much more ridiculous work being funded (sending frogs in a vomit comet and observing their behavior, freezing frogs to death and observing their behavior, drugging frog's skin to test oxygen consumption), and they say I can't send a frog to space simply because of "muh PETA".

Jeez crist man more frogs are killed every year to dissections in every middle school in the country than it is for me to send only ONE to space and ensure it comes back safely.

pls /sci/ how do i get my research approved and get it also approved by the animal ethics because this is ridiculous wtf

do I just scrap everything or adjust the hypothesis more? Totally lost right now. Funding is needed to make this real

>teacher keeps mispronouncing quadratic

>Professor uses memes

>>9050753
GO AWAY REEEEEEEEEE

STUPID UNDERGRADS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8838338
DELI THIS

truly one of the most important topics that can be discussed on this board and there's only two replies.

>>8789367
>posts the 100 trash
REEEEEEEEE
GET OUT NORMIE

>>8730105
>*pencil keeps breaking while I'm sharpening it*

>>8629459
What in the fuck does this have to do with science or math?

Integral captcha WHEN?

>Poy-son

>>8563180
Posts like this piss me off.

I believe in a God but not the religious bullshit like Jesus or Mohammed. I am a deist. My God is just someone that created me. It could be an angry green frog, I don't know. We could be in a computer simulation being controlled like puppets.

I think that something is out there. I don't know what.

I FUCKING HATE ANALYSIS SO FUCKING MUCH GOD DAMMIT

Applied math is degenerate and is done by faggots who are too stupid to do pure math.

Get out my field now!!!