/sci/ - Science & Math

>>16190821
med school chose me

>>12711714
>he didn't know about the 'keep your shirt on' life hack

>>12678959
>cardiology

>>11949457
The road to success is full of sentinels, young student. You must conquer your fear and confront them when they enter the OR. Only then, you get my blessing and my luck to get trips.

>>11881965
fuck the tests fren
just pretend by yourself that you graduate every year and keep attending lectures and training at hospitals
everyone is so busy no one will ever notice

btw this actually happened in my country. guy was caught after 3 years cosplaying as a 3rd year med student. He went to jail :(

>>11812353
MD is simply the best job in the entire field
All other cope jobs can suck my balls (preferably a female nurse with a cute butt)

>>11782025
Are you like autistic or just a massive nerd?
I can't imagine any normal person thinking like this
be cool my dude
not gonna lie you sound like you would be a massive faggot that everyone laughs at behind their back

>>11599724
No. I'm the OG Finnish frog doctor.

/med/ - Medicine General

Thread for the discussion of allopathic evidence-based medicine. We discuss research, offer advice (the best one is to see your family physician), make fun of premeds and shitpost.

>What's the best spec for research?
Path, onc, anesthesia, etc.
>Best spec lifestyle wise?
Psych, ophtho, derm, rads

Last thread was an even worse dumpster fire than usual
>>11379528

>>11218791
no, not really, i usually don't get anxiety performing pratical procedures, but nothing ever went wrong so it's probably easy to say now
they also let me do a couple gastroscopies and do biopsies too, after having ko'd them with midazolam

>>11021426
I'm the leading medical expert on Apus.