/sci/ - Science & Math

>>16011579
I dumped her.

>>9309719
>tfw no qt cleo mango pussy waifu
Just fucking end me lads

>>9266611
At least writing out the larp was fun

>tfw normally a brainlet, but suddenly intuited calculus while on LSD after years of math failure
How do regular smart people deal with all that information in their head all the time? I just wanted to cry and fall asleep after just a couple hours of knowing too much.

>/lit/ is making fun of us again

tfw to intelligent too not fall for the global warming hoax
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-02-03/un-official-admits-global-warming-agenda-really-about-destroying-capitalism

>tfw scientists and mathematicians on /sci/ make fun of your engineering degree

>go to University
>known for my advocacy of the Copenhagen interpretation
>People endearingly call me "Copenhagen-Craig" because I push the issue so much
>Get to university one day
>"Anon? Did you hear about the EMdrive!? It's possible it might use Pilot-Wave theory!"
>Suddenly I noticed everyone's attitude change when they talked to me
>Two of the more Chad-ish geeks in the class approach me
>One of them has taken on the name "Pilot-Wave Perry"
>"Hey anon! What's the difference between me banging your mom and the Copenhagen interpretation?"
>"Nothing! It's just wishful thinking that I could do her in every hole at the same time!"
>They laugh and Perry starts to jump like a kangaroo as he leaves, imitating a pilot-wave
>Everyone in the class laughs at my expense
>Have no friends now and have gained 20kg

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS FUCKING EM DRIVE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WISH NEWTON WERE ALIVE NOW SO I COULD TELL HIM HOW MUCH HE'S RUINED MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>8414544
>>8414464
None of what you posted is even close to the horrors of being a short man. I'm 5'7".

One day people will see what I see.