/sci/ - Science & Math

>>12148387
Orange rocket?!?

>>11856327
>at least now our soldiers can ride the fucking trains for cheap :^)

I tried that:
>Get codes from CO
>go to the German Training website
>try to book a ticket, fill it all out, enter
ANON YOU CAN'T BOOK A TICKET UNLESS YOU'RE LOGGED IN LOL
>Try to create an account at DB, punch in credentials and enter (No feedback mind you)
>try to book ticket again (offcorse autofill doesn't work^^)
>Use my account credentials
ANON YOU CAN'T BOOK A TICKET UNLESS YOU'RE LOGGED IN LOL XDDD
>Hmmm.jpeg
>google the line
Nothing
>Google DB support mail
Nothing
>Try everything later like 2-3 times that day
Nothing

>>Fastforward a day

>Try again and look up the... Hotline (Please daddy, not the hotline! Oh yesss my child!)
>Dial it in
>Robot picks up
>3 minutes of robot talking about numbers and the uprising blah blah...
>Find number too department that sort of fits, punch it in
>chill with banging royalty free tunes they stream via CBR straight from Jupiter for almost 30 minutes
>Robot comes back on and tells me that shit's fucked and I should call again

>>Fastforward an hour
>Get in car, drive to nearest station
>Support booth's closed due to aids or covid, whatever
>Search for machine, it's blue and doesn't say DB but here I am
turns out it's a competing local railway gang
Repeat the "Hotline experience"
Skip to to 10+ min of elevator tunes from the surface of Jupiter (they now have a storm from what it sounds like)

>A HUMAN PICKS UP!
>Explain situation, have a short hysteric laugh
>Tells me everything should be A-OK and I should try again!
(At this point Anon typed in destinations, credentials and dates, like 20-35 times over the course of a week on 4 different devices, not even including the machine)
>Start drilling
>Oh anon, yeah it appears that our IT is tidying up the website and you can't make new accounts right now and I should ask the information at a station
"picrelated"

>>11790187
get
out.

>>11747473
Mechas!