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ON THE MORROW, SPACEX WILL CONDUCT A FOURTH FLIGHT TEST OF ITS FULLY INTEGRATED STARSHIP ROCKET, A COMBINATION OF THE SHIP UPPER STAGE AND THE SUPER HEAVY BOOSTER.

ABOUT SEVEN MINUTES AFTER LIFTOFF, THE SHB WILL COMPLETE ITS LANDING BURN AND SPLASHDOWN IN THE GULF OF MEXICO.

THE SHIP UPPER STAGE WILL CONTINUE ON UNTIL IT PERFORMS A LANDING FLIP A LITTLE MORE THAN AN HOUR INTO FLIGHT WITH A LANDING IN THE INDIAN OCEAN SHORTLY THEREAFTER.

SACRIFICES TO MERCURY AND VULCAN FOR SAFE TRAVELS HAVE BEEN RECOMMENDED BY THE AUGURS.


THIS NEWS UPDATE WAS PROVIDED BY THE STARBASE BROTHERHOOD OF WELDERS.
THE BROTHERHOOD USES ONLY THE FINEST STAINLESS STEEL.
TRUE AMERICAN STEEL! FOR TRUE AMERICANS!

ON THE MORROW, NASA’S SPACE LAUNCH SYSTEM HEAVY-LIFT ROCKET WILL LAUNCH ON ITS FIRST TEST FLIGHT WITH AN UNCREWED ORION SPACECRAFT.
THE MISSION, KNOWN AS ARTEMIS I, WILL PLACE THE ORION SPACECRAFT INTO ORBIT AROUND THE MOON BEFORE THE CAPSULE RETURNS TO EARTH FOR SPLASHDOWN IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN. TEN SMALL CUBESAT RIDESHARE PAYLOADS WILL ALSO LAUNCH ON THE ARTEMIS I MISSION.

SACRIFICES TO MERCURY FOR SAFE TRAVELS HAVE BEEN RECOMMENDED BY THE AUGURS.

THIS NEWS UPDATE WAS PROVIDED BY THE STARBASE BROTHERHOOD OF WELDERS.
THE BROTHERHOOD USES ONLY THE FINEST STAINLESS STEEL.
TRUE AMERICAN STEEL! FOR TRUE AMERICANS!

GLORY TO STARSHIP SNX!

A FUNERAL FEAST AND CELEBRATORY GAMES WILL COMMENCE STARTING TOMORROW. ELEPHANTS AND LIONS WILL BE ON DISPLAY AS PART OF THE ENTERTAINMENT.

IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING TOMORROW, STARLINK XVII WILL AGAIN TRY TO REACH THE STARS. PRAY THAT MERCURY FAVORS HER SO.


THIS LAUNCH UPDATE WAS PROVIDED BY ULA.
TRUE AMERICAN RHETORIC! FOR TRUE AMERICANS!

AUGURIES HAVE BEEN TAKEN AND THE SACRED CHICKENS HAVE BEEN FED.

STARSHIP SNX'S FATE IS HER OWN, PRAY TO YOUR FAVORED GOD FOR A SUCCESSFUL FLIGHT.