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>>12161111
Nah, I kinda want the retard to get rich so he has to actually learn what stock is and how markets work.

Dear retard, please do the following
>download Robinhood
>load up a couple grand
>spent it all on $15 GME LEAPs for January

>>12161112
If he just dumped them all at once, yeah. Elon would need to do a structured sale like Bezos.

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>boomers will buy radar and optical imaging satellites to image their favourite fishing holes daily and report back stock levels, water level and temperature by AWS groundstations to a server-in-dah-cloud front end like Cloudflare or AWS again

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If Neuralink becomes a thing, people will be able to stimulate their pleasure centers by clicking a button on their phone. It will probably be better than any pleasure you have ever experienced.

I read about a study where this has already happened (humans given a button to activate their pleasure centers). As you can guess, they pressed it. A lot.

https://io9.gizmodo.com/whats-it-really-like-to-have-your-pleasure-center-stimu-1716449443

Will humans become eternal coombrains?

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