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Oy vey Elon, don't you dare go to Mars before us.

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>>11414689
>he makes the announcement from earth orbit
>suddenly jacob Rothschild flies up
>he absorbed all the other big jews and threatens his credit score
>a big ass DBZ fight commences
>suddenly earth starts cracking
>jewish saucers fly up (pic related)
>starships and stars fight intensely
>elon goes for the final move
>"BERESHEET WAS MEANT TO BE THE FIRST ON MAAAAARS"
>FALCON PUUUUUUUNCH
>jacob screams and dissipates
>elon smiles as he too dies from the energy of his 8227 kN punch
>the jew army collapses
>earth is free
>humanity is finally able to ascend to the next stage of evolution

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