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>> No.9787319

She has penis.

>> No.9787322
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9787322

A girl who loves me everyday bro

>> No.9787326

>>9787311
>read me a book
fucking pleb detected. i bet she listens to audiobooks too. how the fuck can anyone stand that slow pacing.

>> No.9787334

My ideal gf is any girl who won't cheat on me, that's it

>> No.9787350
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>>9787311
My ideal girl only needs to have a similar love for good quality literature that I do and be 5/10 or above. I have yet to find anyone that qualifies. Nobody reads at my age (19)

>> No.9787356

>>9787326
You know that audible has the function to increase playback speed, right?
>he doesn't listen to books at a faster speed than he can read them.
>not using 3x speed on audible
>not listening to books while you drive, work, and in situations where you can't pull out a book.

>> No.9787361
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>tfw i already have my ideal /lit/ gf
She's obsessed with kierkegaard and bought me tickets to go see an andy warhol exhibition with her at the high museum of art last weekend
When I visited chicago I bought her this really cool leatherbound copy of all of milton's poems from 1936 and when I got back I showed her the beginning of the third book of PL where he talks about how he hoped god would use his blindness to show him more and she cried
Happiness is out there lads

>> No.9787366

>>9787361
Not if you're ugly like me :(

>> No.9787378

Deaf, blind, mute, no limbs, retarded or downs.

>> No.9787384

>I love you for who you are
Red flag alert, abort, abort

>> No.9787387

>>9787319
you.
You are a man of integrity just like me

>> No.9787392
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>>9787366
So what are you going to do about it?
>get a new hairstyle
>get fit
>learn a new hobby
>leave your comfort zone
Doing at least 2 of these WILL make you a lot more attractive to girls
>inb4 autist
So get a shy grill

>> No.9787405
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Is a moderate amount of pessimism a good trait to look for in a woman?

I had a discussion about this with my public speaking course, and when I shared with the class that I valued pessimism, the entire class gasped so hard that I felt like I was being sucked into their ideologies. I then had to defend myself, explaining that what I wanted wasn't pragmatism nor cynicism.

>> No.9787407

>>9787361
where did u meet

>> No.9787408

>>9787366
I used to be an ugly friendless loser. I started running every day, paying attention to how I dress, and generally working on self-improvement and my life got better in every way. Don't ever get stuck in the endless /r9k/ misery olympics, go out and actually put effort into yourself.

>> No.9787423

>>9787361
Andy Warhol is garbage though. I'm not just saying that to be edgy either, every artist influenced by him and every critic who likes him proves me here.

Also, I have yet to know anyone who loves Kierkegaard and actually applies him. The last person I met who "loves Kierkegaard" was a Catholic woman who slept around with both sexes. Kierkegaard is real demanding, but those who "love" him and read him a lot seem to just care about the intellectual stimulation he provides, his ideas are treated like toys.

>> No.9787438

>>9787407
I was trying to leave at a party because I was bored and couldn't get any more drinks, so I asked a group near me if they'd seen my roommate. She walked around with me and "helped me look for him."
>>9787423
Thanks for dropping those patrician bombs, anon. I'm sorry to have disturbed your clearly superior tastes and will refrain from posting anything that might trouble you in the future.

>> No.9787441

I dont even know how/where do you meet girls, had been like that since i finished high school

>> No.9787448

>>9787405
What do you mean exactly by pessimism?

>> No.9787449

>>9787405
I agree, for an overly optimistic or ambitious woman it will be hard to have realistic goals in life (and to stay faithful).

>> No.9787455

cute but not too attractive, enjoys healthy doses of solitude and isn't too extroverted, appreciates my edgecore tastes but also appreciates the cutesy and feminine, cares about maintaining her health, willing to travel and attend concerts with me, has a mind of her own, actually enjoys my presence.

>> No.9787459

>>9787361
Is ur gf birb

>> No.9787463

A fat girl, but with good bone structure, who's a devout Catholic, is intelligent, and is open to learning. She doesn't have to be well-read right when we meet. She just has to be willing to take a chance on reading, and be intelligent enough to enjoy it. It would be nice if she liked Borges after reading the di Giovanni translations.

>> No.9787464

>>9787311
I need two.

1: the stone coldest dyke you can imagine. short hair, cowboy hat, wears flannel. Probably a construction worker. I want to bring her food on her lunch breaks. Likes to rest her arms on my shoulders.

2: a small latina/italia/espanola, long dark hair, short, big brown eyes, feisty, bites when she kisses you and then laughs. Snuggles into your chest, wraps her arms around your waist.

I need dominance and submission. God, I'm already in love. Actually I already know 2. but you know how it goes.

>> No.9787469

>>9787438
>Thanks for dropping those patrician bombs, anon. I'm sorry to have disturbed your clearly superior tastes and will refrain from posting anything that might trouble you in the future.
I've fear I've offended you

>> No.9787479

>>9787464
Let me guess: she wants a Chad and not a man-child that has no ambitions and spends his free time on 4chan and masturbating?

>> No.9787483

>>9787322
This

>> No.9787485

>>9787311
the ideal /lit/ gf is coldly indifferent to ur literary interests. this has been the case even since the greeks

>> No.9787490

>>9787464
>dyke
girls post here???

>> No.9787497

>>9787322
Yes sir

>> No.9787499

>>9787479
No, she lives in Berlin and I live in Münich. She's straight, I'm not. Also, she's one of my very best friends, so chill the fuck out.

>> No.9787500

Women who read are unattractive.

>> No.9787501

>>9787322
I believe you are correct good sir

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>>9787464
hueh,

>> No.9787506

>>9787500
You are really fucking dumb

>> No.9787507
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>>9787469
I just found it hilarious that you felt the need to try to shit on her like that
>>9787459
What

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9787513

Lit... easy on the imaginary girlfriends.

>> No.9787519
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>>9787448
I believe that it's the hyperawareness of the possibility that anything can go wrong in a given situation, and in order to avoid being adversely affected, you constantly need to plan and adapt yourself to keep those fears in check.

Someone in my class said that I might have confused pessimism for cynicism, but I believe that cynicism is just a symptom of the former. To my understanding, cynicism is the inclination to believe that people act solely out of self-interest.

I hate optimism, because it can make you blind and unaware if you have too much.

>> No.9787523

>>9787499
STRAUBING

>> No.9787526

>>9787507
Kierkegaard fans in general, not her in particular. Kierkegaard would shit on them even more

>> No.9787527

>>9787506
Name one attractive woman who is well read.

>> No.9787536

>>9787527
Ontologicool not OP BTW

>> No.9787540

>>9787536
He said well read and attractive.

>> No.9787543

A slightly plump redhead who bakes and gardens, and who'll give me 4 healthy children.

Guys who want their gf's to have the same interests that they do are probably lacking good male friends.

>> No.9787548
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>>9787527
[spoilers] my gf [/spoilers]

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>>9787311
Anzu or nothing.

>> No.9787562

>match with cute girl in Southern Lit class on tinder
>excited because I was thinking about asking her out to coffee anyways
>know she likes O'Connor a lot
>come up with O'Connor themed pick up line
>she really likes it and we send a couple of messages
>"I'm sorry but this is really embarrassing for me"
>she unmatches me
>spend rest of semester wavering between asking her out after class or leaving her alone
Fucking kill me senpai. I'll never have a cute /lit/ gf.

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>> No.9787566

>>9787311
>ideal

Has to be real and not a figment of my imagination

>> No.9787571

>>9787500
Almost everyone who reads (seriously) is average or unattractive lbh

>> No.9787578

>>9787563
why would you love a loser for who he is when you can love a winner

>> No.9787605

>>9787562
lol. clearly she thought it was weird that the autistic kid in class is only messaging her through tinder, while completely ignoring her when you see her face to face in class three times a week. i feel for you brother :( if it makes you feel any better 19/20 people majoring in literature are insufferable and not "/lit/" in the sense us patricians are

>> No.9787612

>>9787571
Agreed. I think the butthurt will come from those who consider people who read self-help bullshit and give philosophy a cursory look through readers which is just a pseudo-self help attempt.

>> No.9787626

I would like a /lit/ bf. However I've only recently began seriously reading after 7 years of not bothering. I'd have nothing to offer in terms of literary discussion. Then again, most of you perverts don't really care about that.

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>>9787578
/lit/ is so fucking cold and heartless. Way to go with your """"pragmatism""""

>> No.9787640

>>9787628
You sound like woman. Women don't get it.

>> No.9787649

>>9787519
Cynicism is the rejection of social convention in favor of a virtuous life, that is, of living in accordance with nature and dedication to self improvement. The most prominent Cynics idolized Hercules, not a figure that resembled the underground man.

>> No.9787692

>>9787649
Just to expand on this because I love saying it, but the most mainstream example of Cynical values is Jesus Christ, who may have been written in that way to appeal to and ultimately subvert the era of Cynicism in Rome, because people who live and beg in the streets and do nothing but work out and jerk off don't make for a strong empire