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Post literature maymays

>> No.9363072
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>>9363061

>> No.9363079

>>9363072
kind of right

>> No.9363080

>>9363061
>make me feel burning rage
>humour thread

Fuck you

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>> No.9363094

>>9363080
There is a 50/50 chance you are not enraged, which is therefore unlikely, which is therefore dismissed.

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>>9363061
>criticizing a thought experiment
>"it's highly unlikely"

>> No.9363151

>>9363119
How about saying Descartes is a radical skeptic though? Surely a greater crime

>> No.9363174

>>9363151
If by "greater" you mean "more commonplace," sure. I'm quite used to pseuds misinterpreting Descartes at this point, but I rarely run across the caliber of derelict moron who would dismiss an *explicitly unreal thought experiment* by saying, in effect, "this probably couldn't be real." It's so stupid it's almost a non-sequitur.

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these are my favourite threads hahaha

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>>9363307
Sarcasm?

>> No.9365440

>>9364118
now this is a kek

>> No.9366050

/r/ing post irony and sincerity quantum mechanics meme

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>> No.9366619

>>9364118
As clownish as the books on the right look, I would still prefer them over the sterile identical book series on the left.

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>> No.9366657

>>9363061

I like how that picture was originally made to allude to the Pornhub guy, but now it's reused to talk about Descartes himself.

>> No.9366668

>>9366657
Huh?

>> No.9366671

>>9366588
Kek'd

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>> No.9366685

>>9366668
Give her the dick

>> No.9366689

>>9366618
lmao i remember that greentext

>> No.9366928

>>9366631
classic

>> No.9366933

>>9366634
its funny because im a theist and i actually think my IQ corresponds

damn reactionaries and egoists got me though :\

>> No.9366941

>>9363061
>I once had to write an essay in school
You just know that he experienced praise for the first time in his life from his 9th grade teacher after writing that.

>> No.9366943

>>9366619
They're nicely made hardcovers. The designs are too garish though.

>> No.9367033

>>9366588
I think we've reached he pinnacle of trolley problems

>> No.9368747

>>9366689
>>9366618
there's no way that greentext actually happened, right?

>> No.9368760

>>9368747
Nah.

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>> No.9368837

>>9368807
Why does this make me want to get into Stirner

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you know, I've got a lot of sympathy for other-kin but this image always makes me laugh.

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>> No.9368941

>>9366674
top kek
thanks, anon

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>>9368923
There's more to it.
This has to be my all time favorite greentext.

>> No.9368971

>>9368905
He's not barrel-kin he's dog-kin.

>> No.9368983

>>9368815
4.200 words

>> No.9368995

>>9368964
Nobody actually likes boys on /a/, we're all obsessing over one specific 12-year-old girl at the moment and waiting for konosuba s3

Boys were even LESS popular in 2014.
Boys belong here.

>> No.9369030

>>9366634
now there's a picture I can agree on!

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>> No.9369392

>>9366933
i mean i am a 140 theist. maybe i am an outlier

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>> No.9369407

>>9369342
Actually, he was more like a last man, he followed Antisthenes around like a starry eyed teenage girl and live to be 89. The last man lives longest.

>> No.9369422

>>9369392
Kurt Godel had such wicked intelligence that he spooked himself to death.

IQ is totally meaningless.

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>> No.9369826

>>9368747
Requesting the screencap

>> No.9369836

None of this is funny.

>> No.9369839

>>9368747
I'm still waiting for someone to post the "I'm the number one Husserl scholar in the world and I'm $600K in debt working three shifts at Wendy's" greentext.

That at least seems plausible.

>> No.9369853

>>9369422
>paranoid schizophrenic
>such wicked intelligence

This is what anti-psychiatrists actually believe

>> No.9369871

>>9369853
Well, the "wicked intelligence" thing was a joke, but as far as I'm aware he had high IQ and was never diagnosed with schizophrenia.

>> No.9369897

>>9363072

holy shit

>> No.9369918

>>9364118
I have the ones on the right for The Iliad and The Odyssey, but only them because they looked hella cool (fire and water patterned, not as clownish as the other ones pictured).

>> No.9369919

>>9368807
The fact that rule nº1 is "rules are spooks" makes that rule a spook. Oh God.

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/lit/ memes involve to much reading to hold my attention

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>> No.9370245

>>9366684
i see comments like these on every porn video/picture site. what do these people get out of it? immersion?

>> No.9370278

>>9370245
I think it's more about leaving your stamp on the video/site. It's like signing a guestbook or "X was here" graffiti.

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>> No.9370721

>>9369392
If you think online IQ tests are an actual approximation of what a real IQ test is, then you actually belong in the double digits.

What do you score on SAT tests or ASVABs?

>> No.9370728

>>9368905
>I've got a lot of sympathy for other-kin
I hear plebbit is just the right place for people of your kind.

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>>9368905
>I've got a lot of sympathy for other-kin
explain

>> No.9370759

>>9364118
>He has money to spend on fancy editions of penguin classics
Someone isn't living the literary lifestyle

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>>9369342
sam hyde is modern day diogenes

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>> No.9370811

>>9368964
I didn't know there was a sequel. This had me in tears.

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>>9370798
That reminds me

>> No.9370821

>>9370788
>begs trannies to fuck him on the internet
>gloats efame
topkek

>> No.9370925

>>9370821
technically unproven
but didn't diogenes beg antisthenes to tutor him?
there is a parallel here
we all have embarrassing pasts

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>> No.9370943

>>9363174
It's a very useful misinterpretation - what else is the meditations good for if not for introducing the skeptical hypothesis and changing the paradigm of philosophical thought?
Its not like his 'proof' of god is any good, or his cogito

>> No.9371043

>>9370728
I hear that it's best for your kind to stay in its containment zone.

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>>9366617
did max predict automation?

>> No.9371095

>>9366618
This thing only makes sense if you read the original greentext.

>> No.9371103

>>9371080
He read Hegel who read Adam Smith

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>>9366588

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>>9363061

>> No.9371350

>>9370172
>knowledge

>> No.9371355

>>9369836
and there's something terribly sad and banal about that

>> No.9371377

>>9366634
Nice chart but what exactly is Nick Land so happy about? Is this what he wants?

>> No.9371408

>>9366588
best thing ever

>> No.9371457

>>9370190
oh man this one is too good

>> No.9371463

>>9363174
>I'm quite used to pseuds
You are a pseud yourself my man
>derelict moron
>by saying, in effect
> non-sequitur
I can almost imagine you talking like that IRL

>> No.9371464

>>9370721
Not him but ACT is how I got a rough estimate of mine (I'm the guy he responded to)

28 btw

>> No.9371482

>>9370818
10/10

>> No.9371486

>>9371347
great

>> No.9371534

>>9366588
Explain the bottom three references to me please. I don't know whqt philosophers they are referring to.

>> No.9371603

>>9370190
why are gamers such cringelords holy shit

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heed

>> No.9371645

>>9371638
fake

>> No.9371648

>>9369836
P-zombie or super-intelligent?

>> No.9371651

>>9371534
It's the veil of ignorance (John Rawls), chinese room (John Searle) and the ship of Theseus (Plutarch). The rest you can google.

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>> No.9371793

>>9370929
Jung should be the scene where Spongebob and Krab's auras are looming over the Chum Bucket and Krusty Krab singing

>> No.9371898

>>9369398
I hate reading self insert Socrates so much.

>Socrates get a job!

>If I got a job my free will would be indebted to another and I would be doing injustice to myself.

>But Socrates the state depends on you getting a job and not being a lazy freeloading fuck.

>But the state exists to administer justice, surely a just state would not impose that I should do unto myself injustice by getting a job and selling my free will.

>> No.9371949

>>9371347
fuck, actually kek'd

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who /sniff/ here?

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>>9366618
>someone saved my shitty oc comic
my life is complete, thank you based anon

>> No.9372125

>>9370728
>>9370732
>>I've got a lot of sympathy for other-kin
>explain

Well, my sympathy comes out of how such dysphoria must affect people, on a personal level.

Like, you've got a decent chance of changing your gender and passing. But there is no way you are going to turn into a goat or a toaster and pass among other goats or toasters, and most humans will think you're insane (which you probably are).

It's just got to be a sad, lonely mental space, to be an other-kin.

I went on a date with a girl that identified as ghost-kin. She felt she was a ghost trapped in a body. I asked "Well, isn't everyone a ghost trapped in a body" and she responded "But I don't want to be in a body anymore".

There wasn't a second date. She obviously had some self-harm problems (cuts on arms I noticed beneath her sweater), she didn't like being touched and I got the impression that she wasn't into sex (since she didn't want her body, that makes sense I guess).

I the end, I just decided I like sex too much.

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>> No.9372138

>>9372125
>"But I don't want to be in a body anymore"
>passing up on a chance to date Socrates

>> No.9372143

>>9372126
That last line triggers me every time.

>> No.9372149

>>9372125

no life affirmation, no will to power... only reveling in learned helplessness

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>>9371638
putting my sweet leonard bernstein in there

fucking hell you bastard

>> No.9372239

>>9372189
Absolutely shit tier conductor.

>> No.9372268

>>9372239
whatever i bet you fucking love dudamel you little shithead

>> No.9372300

>>9372268
Two pleb pop conductors that love to appeal to melodrama and with no sense of subtlety.

>> No.9372325

>>9364118
i really like those penguin books, w2c?

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>>9372300
Yes, and you have yet to metion a single one that YOU like

Show your cards villain

>> No.9372334

>>9366631
i've been looking for this one, thank you

>> No.9372384

>>9372330
It's impossible to like just one because conductors aren't good at everything, they usually have a few composers or periods they are better at, like Rostropovich with Shostakovich or Solti with Wagner. But my personal favorites are Bruno Walter and Celibidache.

>> No.9372399

>>9368909
underrated

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>>9363061
>show less

>> No.9372429

>>9371464
How do you get a "rough estimate" of IQ from the ACT? Plenty of well-educated peope with perfectly average IQs do phenomenally well on the ACT, because "practical knowledge" and "intelligence quotient" are vastly different things.

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>>9366668

>> No.9372570

>>9372384
ah very good, or like Tennstedt and Mahler/Wagner

thank you will look into the ones u mentioned

>> No.9372599

>>9372570
Celi is best at Bruckner (very slow, but he has his reasons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SthKs40ClCY)), Walter is more Mahler and Beethoven, albeit his Bruckner Seventh is spectacular.

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>> No.9372659

>>9366684
kek

>>9370278
>VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2175: I screwed a lot of girls here.

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>>9372624
>2011 was 6 years ago

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>>9366617

>> No.9372729

>>9371343
this has me in fucking stitches

>> No.9372744

>>9366588
Brilliant

>> No.9372750

>>9371343
>utilitarians baffled

>> No.9372800

>>9372715
stop stealing /his/ memes

>> No.9372812

>>9363061
oh look, another /mu/ thread that got bored of music aesthetic so switched to literary.

>> No.9372825

>>9371638
>Bloom
You've gone too far

>> No.9372843

>>9366588
Beautiful

>> No.9372897

>>9370608
I hardcore identify with this image in like 2013.

Not so much now because I dropped out and don't get out much now.

>> No.9372950

>>9372004
the funniest thing /lit/ ever produced

>> No.9373096

>>9372950
Seriously? A forced /r9k/ shitpost is the funniest thing /lit/ produced?

>> No.9373121

>>9371638
Did you just go and put everyone you could think of in there?

>> No.9373143

>>9372004
>I want you to perform the transaction now

>> No.9373446

>>9372126
jesus christ

>> No.9373501

>>9373121
It's pretty funny, desu

>> No.9373614

>>9363082
>>9363072
oh baby please send more deleuze memes

>> No.9373671

>>9366631
Is this saying the solution is to not think about being yourself and just be yourself? Don't try so hard?

>> No.9373708

>>9370788
there are literally people homeless by choice for the exact same reasons as Diogenes. Sam is an adult child who wants the rewards for confirming without the cost of conforming which is why he acted like a big baby when his show got cancelled.

>> No.9373977

>>9371638
most of this make sense but milton, aristotle, dovestoevsky, thoereau, jesus, borges. don't you think you are going a bit far

>> No.9373988

>>9370721
it was from an actual psychologist. however i agree that iq is mostly meaningless

>> No.9374028

>>9373977
He objectively can't keep Chomsky and Pascal in there since they actually had great influences over scientific fields.
>inb4 Aristotle too
Aristotle fucked up Physics so hard my eyes hurt.

>> No.9374038

>>9363094
kek

>> No.9374041

>>9366634
Hegelians way on the right

>> No.9374045

>>9364118
>not just reading filthy pdfs from google
get on my level, pleb

>> No.9374132

>>9366619
*clownfish

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>>9374028
He was right about women though.

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>tfw living the esoteric lifestyle

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>> No.9374607

>>9371993
Good Lord, SHE was Zizek's second wife?

Slavoj you dog.

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>>9363061

if anyone has this in higher res, i'd appreciate it.

>> No.9374796

>>9374028
>Aristotle fucked up Physics so hard my eyes hurt.

He actually didn't. Try reading it

>> No.9374818

>>9371638
>Putting Nietzsche
Even if you didn't create this image you still deserve to be killed

>> No.9374857

>>9374647
Please tell me that this isn't a /lit/ meetup

>> No.9374859

>>9374647
3 girls
4 guys

I want to know who is truly the cuck jest

>> No.9374867

>>9374857
I'm really hoping that it's not. We need to know.

>> No.9374873

>>9374857

doubt it. saved it from a thread here like 3 or 4 years ago and I don't think there were "meetups" for /lit/ then (are there now? if so, yikes...)

>> No.9374878

>>9371638
This is actually the funniest thing in the thread. It keeps getting bigger every time I see it posted, and with the most random-ass people too.

>Bowie
>vSauce
>Socrates

This is genius.

>> No.9374885

>>9368815
No ATM?

>> No.9374947

>>9371993
Using Slavoj is cheating by now, goddamn

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>>9374516
The red ink thing is actually pretty good, ngl.

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>> No.9375056

>>9374509
Kind of cool that Chandler thought of "Google" as a science-fictiony-sounding name, just off the top of his head.
>Ha, now there's the kind of name futurist imbeciles would like!

>> No.9375058

>>9370190
>tfw 600 of your lives were wasted falling down bottomless pits

>> No.9375070

>>9371638
>jason segel
funniest

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>>9371638

>> No.9375482

>>9373708

>Sam is an adult child who wants the rewards for confirming without the cost of conforming which is why he acted like a big baby when his show got cancelled.

lol fuck off Heidercker

>> No.9375503

>>9374859
... Or which of the girls likes to fucking party.

>> No.9375781

>>9371638
Get Dostoevsky, Bloom, Kafka, Nietzsche and Pinecone out of there and you're correct. Sam Hyde is on there twice by the way.

>> No.9376601
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>>9372189
>>9372825
>>9374818
>not getting it
Allow me to stoop to your level and explain the joke once and for all rather than telling you to lurk more: you're the pseudo-intellectual rhetoricians because you reply to a joke image which mixes genuine pseuds with comedians and other TV personalities who aren't supposed to be regarded as 'intellectual'.

>> No.9376661

>>9371347
FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>> No.9376881

>>9375781
Socrates, Sartre, Joyce, and Tolstoy are not pseudo-intellectual rhetoricians

>> No.9377014
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>>9376601
>Replying to post saying "you've gone too far"
You've gone too far

>> No.9377055
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>>9371638
>Aristotle
>Jesus

>> No.9377313

>>9377055

Aristotle is clearly just a proto STEM autist.

>> No.9377361
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9377361

A liberal Greek homosexual philosophy professor and vegan was teaching a class on Voltaire, known deist
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Voltaire and accept that he was the most reasonable being the world has ever known, even greater than Socrates!”

At this moment, a brave, rational, theist mathematician and weeaboo who had studied over 1500 monads and understood the necessity of human anguish and fully supported all metaphysical decisions made by God stood up and held up a rock.

“In which world would this rock be perfect?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite hedonistically and smugly replied “A world free of evil, created by a so-called omnibenevolent, omnipotent, omniscient God.”

“Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was created by God and God, as you say, is real… then it cannot match the perfection of the Creator by definition.”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Candide. He stormed out of the room crying those tears so reviled by his Stoic contemporaries. It was then that our professor, Epicurus, wished he had spent less time being a useless layabout seeking aponia and only embraced pain, for the greater good.

The students applauded and all became relieved that the misery of their insignificant lives was for a moral necessity. An eagle named “The Best of All Possible Worlds” flew into the room and shed a tear on the hardcover. Théodicée was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted metaphysical, physical and moral evil for a higher purpose.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Liquet

>> No.9377382

>>9374028
i didn't even notice pascal.

>> No.9377432

>>9366634
What the fuck is the y-axis metric?

>> No.9377444

>>9371638
Somebody slip in Takeo Ishii and it's perfect.

>> No.9377500

>>9377432
You'd have been able to notice the "population%" on the left if you weren't positioned so close to it

>> No.9377724

>>9370608
This is all literaly me except for the e-book thing, the fact he wants to go home and work on something, and how he dresses.

>> No.9377832

>>9377361
Requesting the foucault version

>> No.9377861

>>9366634
i'd rather talk to a niggerhitler guy than a milquetoast guy, at least the niggerhitler guy has gone off the grid long enough that he MIGHT have picked up something interesting to say instead of being a triple re-processed distillation of Everything Everyone Else Thinks

status quo liberals are walking shit

>> No.9377887

>>9375044
How have I never seen this before, it's perfect.

>> No.9377915
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>>9371638
>avgn

>> No.9377924

>>9371638
Why is Tim there but not Eric???

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>>9369336

>> No.9377997

>>9371347
Best JBP meme I've seen in a while.

>> No.9378011

>>9377724
where do you find comfy sweaters like that
what are they called

>> No.9378131

>>9377832
A class on Foucault and hyperreality dude stands up or a class on some random dude and Foucault stands up?

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>>9363061

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>>9371463
>pseuds calling pseuds pseuds

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>>9364118
>being a cover-fag

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sheeet

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>when it's a Friday but a gay fascist novelist and his boyfriends broke into the base, tied up the commandant in his office and tried to get everybody to overthrow the Japanese government, but ended up disemboweling and decapitating each other after you mocked their speech, so weekend leave is cancelled

>> No.9378608

>>9378601
Is this a Jojo reference?

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>>9378601
>tfw no gay paramilitary bf

>> No.9378632

>>9378352
Disgusting.

>> No.9378634

>>9378612
Is that Elliot Rogers on the left?

>> No.9378651

>>9378634
Don't think so bud

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>>9364118
although buying books for their prettiness is usually pretty fucking gay, stuff like folio society prints are pretty damn nice, especially their historical sets

got pic related and a 4 book set on greece on the way

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>>9378584
jfc why did this get me so gud

>> No.9379131

>>9368995
>obsessing over one specific 12-year-old girl
You mean Sagiri?
idk if it's really an obsession, there's only one thread up at a time

>> No.9379134

>>9378711

NO THEYRE NOT

>> No.9379178

>>9371993
this man is suffering

>> No.9379182

>>9366588
What's the demon child referring to?

>> No.9379306

>>9379182
Descartes's demon?

>> No.9379350

>>9377500
>implying i'm a stormfag

Friend, the label is partially obscured, relax.

>> No.9379357

>>9377861
I can empathize with your perspective.

>> No.9379410

>>9372126
>I was drizzle and she was a hurricane

Stopped reading right there

>> No.9379442

>>9377924
eric doesn't really put forward opinions

>> No.9379826

>>9372126
holy...i want more

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>>9369329


>>9369839
i think i have it somewhere.... w8

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>>9379879

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>>9379933
>I only play Pharaoh (1999)
every time

>> No.9379969

>>9379965
I don't get it.

>> No.9379981

>>9379969
He is, so to say, a sad man of principals

>> No.9379994

>>9379981
How is this funny? Are you brain damaged?

>> No.9380001

>>9379933
oh god that is fucking amazing, the best part is i have no idea if it's real or not, i mean it's probably not but like ... what if it is? also, gotta check out a "let's play" of pharoah on youtube, shit might be dank

>> No.9380006

>>9366634
is there a way to test your IQ for free?

>> No.9380008

>>9379994
>Getting mad
Do you perhaps recognize yourself from the text?

>> No.9380015

>>9366634
Put milquetoast liberals and marxist one step down and put normies in between theists and marxists
At least normies know how to be unlike the people before them

>> No.9380023

>>9379933
thank god i didn't do a masters right after my bachelors or i'd probably be one of these faggots with a masters in asia studies or some shit, now i can go back and do an mba that is actually interesting and useful

>> No.9380030

>>9380008
Not at all. I'm mad at retarded people for finding this funny. Funny how?

>> No.9380034

>>9380030

did u not go to college yet or something?

>> No.9380038

>>9380034
I mean the Pharaoh post.

>> No.9380049

>>9380038
it's funny because u meet ppl like that sometimes, but pharoah is an obscure game to be obsessed with...when i was in undergrad that was a chinese ta in a computer science or someshit that only played railroad tycoon but played it super hardcore, it's just like "wut" but i guess she had the tism, since a lot of chicks dont do computer science but a lot of autists are obsessed with trains, i don't know...shit even i say that sometimes, ppl ask me if im into gaming and what i play and i'm like "i really only play Titan Quest" which probably seems fucking ridiculous now that i think about it lol

>> No.9380084

>>9380049
>Titan Quest

The Diablo clone? Why?

>> No.9380089

>>9380084
because has better classes and skill trees than diablo and is classical antiquity themed instead of grimdark "muh demons" bullshit, don't be a diablo pleb, play the good shit

>> No.9380111

>>9366634
>mfw egoist but 115 IQ

>> No.9380120

>>9379134
yes they are

>> No.9380142

>>9370788
Sam Hyde is a spooked loser with a desperate need to feel or appear smarter than other people.

>> No.9380146

>>9372812
I've been making philosophy memes for over 18 months, boy-o

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>>9379933
>tfw slightly nervous about this for me (his major)
>tfw remember my gov't throws money at us for cultural and historical projects because our province is poor and has some viking settlements that need to be discovered

wew

>> No.9380404

>>9372126
in that moment i realized i truly was looking for alaska registered trademark all rights reserved

>> No.9380826

>>9363061
The fuck is the difference "radical skepticism" and solipsism?

>> No.9380883

>>9370190
Wow that person has been a faggot two thousand times.

almost beats my high score

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>> No.9380932

>>9380826
Radical skepticism: knowledge and reason are ultimately flawed and cannot be attained

Solipsism: Only "I" can be sure to exist. It is truthful that I do.

Cogito was Descartes' response to radical skepticism, since it finds a basis for knowledge, or at least something that cannot be doubted

>> No.9381344

>>9366618
Requesting original green text

>>9368923
>>9368964
Reading in the sunlight s in facing the sun?

>>9380883
That's 2 people, anon

>> No.9381410

>>9371638

This is the sad truth. People have to "follow" others on the internet in order to have someone spoonfeed them opinions instead of thinking for themselves. Yet they believe that they "go against the grain" of "mainstream thinking."

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>>9368909
Holy fuck, this one's prettay gude.

>> No.9381545

>>9371350
>like book

>> No.9381568

>>9380153
oh yes really good my MUN buddy get dat gov't ca$h

>> No.9381660

>>9374516
Pretty good

>> No.9381705

>>9369778
Ebin

>> No.9381709

>>9381705
ya that shit had me literally lollin

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>>9366634

>mfw 142 and jaded reactionary

fugg :DDDD

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>>9371638
How dare (You) include Pete-sama on that list

>> No.9381889

>>9379410
made me laugh
thanks

>> No.9381977

>>9371464
33 master race

>> No.9382404

>>9366634
Egoists and reactionaries are maybe the 110-115 range at best. Egoism is the cavern you fall into when you're intelligent enough to recognize that the state of the world as you were raised to believe is false, but when you're not intelligent enough to make the leap of faith or create mutual grounding for yourself. Egoists climbed the steps only to realize when they got to the gates that they're not worthy to pass through and onward.

>> No.9382412

>>9382404
>create mutual grounding
What do you mean by this?

>> No.9382419

>>9382404
>tfw 120 iq marxist
;_;
i feel like most people who talk about their supposed iq haven't even taken an iq test. i had to take one when i got tested for autism.

>> No.9382645

>>9382404
Go to bed Peterson

>> No.9382687

>>9370608
Steve Reich line always gets me.

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>>9372126
>I was drizzle and she was a hurricane
Reminds me of a joke: What have hurricanes and women in common?
It starts with a light blow and then your house is already gone.

>> No.9382697

>>9372384
>Solti with Wagner
My nigga

>> No.9382707

>>9382690

What do a hurricane in Georgia and a divorce in Texas have in common?

Somebody's losing a trailer.

>> No.9382718

>>9382707
Hehe, not bad, my lad.

>> No.9382727

>>9380906
Rotfl

>> No.9382747

>>9381450
holy lel

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>>9371638

>> No.9382766

>>9366933
haha yeah that's funny!

>> No.9382791

>>9382760
I'm glad my humour was much superior when I was 16

>> No.9382799

>>9382760
Someone actually made this image. Think about it.

>> No.9382813

>>9382760
>>9382799

I don't even know what I'm looking at. It's like the Million Dollar Homepage.

>> No.9382816

>>9366634
Dude I'm 140, should I be doing something with my life?

>> No.9382830

>>9380006

You can take tests online but they're not completely accurate. IIRC a real test involves several successive tests, the longer it takes, the smarter you are. It can take hours to complete a real IQ test, but the online ones are only 45 minutes. I've never taken one because I don't want to spend 200 dollars just to find out I'm a retard.

>> No.9382834

>>9374885
underrated joke

>> No.9382856

>>9366634
>faded reactionary with 130 iq

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>>9366634
>ashkenazi iq 115
>marxist
>just below theist
Godly work.

>> No.9382863

>>9382856
>faded
Low IQ detected

>> No.9382867

>>9382863
It's a wordplay. I'm barely able to operate at this point.

Guess I shouldn't be going about spreading inside jokes of myself, with myself, publicly.

>> No.9382877

>>9382867
>8-dimensional sudoku wordplay

>> No.9382887

>>9382877
It's in my reactive nature.

>> No.9382899

>>9382404
>intelligent enough
>to make the leap of faith
That's not how that works you fucking pseud.

>> No.9382905

>>9382899
I guess the word would be 'smart', although it has more to do with courage or desperation.

Intelligent enough to drive you to that despair and existential angst in such manner that it becomes the only option.

>> No.9383255

>>9370190
The worst thing about this is the difference in quality. What kind of dipshit can't even draw a pile of books and make it look good? The controllers look nice.

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>> No.9384960

>>9375037
>tfw handwriting is exactly like that and I'm a guy

>> No.9385170

someone post that copypasta where that guy is annoyed at women for being sexy and distracting him from being a true patrician, top kek but impossible to look up

>> No.9385955

>>9366588
fantastic

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