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Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:53:04 2017 No.9316331 [Reply] [Original]

was he the original shitposter?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:53:50 2017 No.9316333 HOLY

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:55:47 2017 No.9316340 >>9316333 ROMAN

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:56:11 2017 No.9316343 No, Aristophanes was

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:56:11 2017 No.9316342 Aristophanes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:56:37 2017 No.9316344 EMPIRE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:57:06 2017 No.9316345 >>9316331 Is there an earlier example of shitposting than Socrates? Are there any shitposters in Gilgamesh or Egyptian hieroglyphs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:57:38 2017 No.9316348 >>9316342 >>9316343

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:33:51 2017 No.9316460 >>9316348 Bah. Aristophanes was too grand an artist. That's giving 'sping' a little too much retro-active credit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:36:27 2017 No.9316466 >>9316331 >mfw "holy" """""""""roman""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""empire"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" This is one of my premium smug pics, please do not overuse it, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:38:19 2017 No.9316473 >>9316331 I heard they found grafitti in latrines of pompeii that were actually written with shit...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:44:19 2017 No.9316505 >>9316473 http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm fucking GOLD >I.4.5 (House of the Citharist; below a drawing of a man with a large nose); 2375: Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:46:57 2017 No.9316509

>>9316473
>>9316505
they even had comics

>VI.14.36 (Bar of Salvius); 3494: In one bar, a picture depicts two men playing dice. One shouts, “Six!” while his opponent holds up two fingers and says, “No, that’s not a ‘three’; it’s a ‘two’”. By the door of the bar, another picture shows a short man driving a group of men out. Above his head are the words, “Go on, get out of here! You have been fighting!”

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:47:13 2017 No.9316510 File: 13 KB, 319x252, proboscis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9316505 >a drawing of a man with a large nose WHAT DID HE MEAN

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:49:52 2017 No.9316517 >VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:59:48 2017 No.9316556 He sure took Liebniz for a wild ride.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:01:15 2017 No.9316562 >>9316517 This thread has been visited by the peen hot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:02:21 2017 No.9316568 >>9316562 Bot

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:02:42 2017 No.9316571 I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity! R O M A O L I M M I L O A M O R

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:07:24 2017 No.9316593

>I.10.7 (House and Office of Volusius Iuvencus; left of the door); 8364: Secundus says hello to his Prima, wherever she is. I ask, my mistress, that you love me.
>VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.
fucken destroyed

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:13:28 2017 No.9316615 >>9316510 He was clearly trying to warn people in the future about (((them))).

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:14:43 2017 No.9316622 File: 2.28 MB, 763x1372, U S A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9316331 No, you are. See how it says "OP?"

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:18:56 2017 No.9316641
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>>9316473
>>9316505
>>9316509
>>9316510
>>9316517
>>9316571
>>9316593
I say this prayer frequently:

V.5 (just outside the Vesuvius gate); 6641: Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this plac

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:29:09 2017 No.9316687 >>9316473 Scratched on the Spinx as well, if I'm not mistaken.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:15:44 2017 No.9317043 >>9316505 >Figulus loves Idaia I hope they got together :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:21:50 2017 No.9317060 File: 229 KB, 500x492, Marquis_de_Sade_portrait.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Was he the ultimate shitposter?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:33:24 2017 No.9317094 >>9316331 You could say he was the best of all possible shitposters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:47:54 2017 No.9317133 >>9317060 literally the ultimate human, god bless him >hates kant >tortures women to prove his point

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:43:50 2017 No.9318553 Wait. Marat. By far and away the most important modern ancestor of shitposters everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:03:44 2017 No.9318585 >>9316331 haha yea sure dude! he was a shitposter just like us lmao!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:11:50 2017 No.9318599 File: 65 KB, 654x639, pepemilk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9318585 this[/spoiler) he was probably based and redpilled just like us to, Kek!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:16:15 2017 No.9318611 >>9317060 he literally wrote 120 days of sodom on toilet paper so i'd say yes.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:27:04 2017 No.9318640
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The ancient greek comic poets were. Cratinus is the earliest I can think of. From Plutarch's Lives - Pericles:

>His personal appearance was unimpeachable, except that his head was rather long and out of due proportion. For this reason the images of him, almost all of them, wear helmets, because the artists, as it would seem, were not willing to reproach him with deformity. The comic poets of Attica used to call him "Schinocephalus," or Squill-head (the squill is sometimes called "schinus").
Pericles, as Athens' leader in the Golden Age, was responsible for most of its most glorious construction (pantheon, for example).
>The Odeum, which was arranged internally with many tiers of seats and many pillars, and which had a roof made with a circular slope from a single peak, they say was an exact reproduction of the Great King's pavilion, and this too was built under the superintendence of Pericles. 6 Wherefore Cratinus, in his "Thracian Women," rails at him again:—

"The squill-head Zeus! lo! here he comes,
The Odeum like a cap upon his cranium,"

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:38:44 2017 No.9318666

>>9316505
>A small problem gets larger if you ignore it.
true wisdom
>Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!
True hatred
>Take hold of your servant girl whenever you want to; it’s your right
True love

What more can we ask?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:14:00 2017 No.9318783 >>9317060 Yes. Which by default makes him the greater writer of all time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:39:14 2017 No.9319062 Diogenes desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:41:39 2017 No.9319223 File: 60 KB, 550x366, 1474724899051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9317043

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:55:47 2017 No.9319253 >>9317060 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:57:37 2017 No.9319256 File: 8 KB, 645x773, f.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9316505 >I.7.8 (bar; left of the door); 8162: We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:04:35 2017 No.9319286
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>>9316505
>>9319256
>ancient feelsposts
I.10.2-3 (Bar of Prima); 8258, 8259: The story of Successus, Severus and Iris is played out on the walls of a bar: [Severus]: “Successus, a weaver, loves the innkeeper’s slave girl named Iris. She, however, does not love him. Still, he begs her to have pity on him. His rival wrote this. Goodbye.”. [Answer by Successus]: “Envious one, why do you get in the way. Submit to a handsomer man and one who is being treated very wrongly and good looking.” [Answer by Severus]: “I have spoken. I have written all there is to say. You love Iris, but she does not love you.”
>tfw Severus is the eternal Chad, Successus is the Supreme Gentleman

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