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go read a book

>> No.9265406

If you think I'm going to go to that YouTube page then you're wrong

>> No.9265409

>>9265402
he's right

>> No.9265426

>>9265402
go get a healthcare

>> No.9265431

>>9265426
im preventative-ing meself from the need to

>> No.9265437

>>9265402
Hi sam from india

>> No.9265442

Charls seems like he enjoys pretending to be well read

>> No.9265450

>>9265442
he (at one point) did audio dictation for science fiction novels as a job

>> No.9265478

>>9265450
So he's definitely read a few books

>> No.9265483

>>9265478
quite a few, yes, out loud

>> No.9265493

>>9265431
Greger?

>> No.9265530

>>9265442
Charls seems legitimately unhinged, have you seen his latest project? Incoherent rants about new world order, and he has a website where he sells flash drives filled with undisclosed information, and semen/nails for DNA purposes

>> No.9265541

>>9265530
clearly to incriminate Mark Zuckerberg with your choice of crime

>> No.9265556

>>9265530
>he has a website where he sells flash drives filled with undisclosed information, and semen/nails for DNA purposes
????

>> No.9265706

>>9265530
He's just in transit. We'll know where he's at one day.

>> No.9265710

>>9265530
Aye, boy, are you even woke yet?

>> No.9265736

>>9265530

>Charls seems legitimately unhinged

CHARLS IS A GOOD BOY

>> No.9265772

>>9265442
Is he, dare I say, our guy?

>> No.9265776

Daily reminder that Sammyboy has a book published while your scribbings have been rejected multiple times

>> No.9265777
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9265777

Seriously, what the fuck is Charlie's problem?

>> No.9265783

>>9265777
Zinc+Vitamin D+fish oil

>> No.9265784

>>9265776

A book that sold out with a price tag of $40 too. I've dug what I read so far too, should really pick it back up tonight.

>> No.9265792

>>9265776

Daily reminder you play the cheerleader for other young guys like a total betamax.

>> No.9265802

>>9265792
>other young guys

he's 35

>> No.9265809

>>9265776
Having a book rejected just shows you're too patrician even for publishers.

>> No.9265812

>>9265784
>he says after spending $40 to read run of the mill shitposts

>> No.9265814

>>9265556
This, I require more information

>> No.9265820

>>9265814
http://www.bombstrap.com/merch

>> No.9265828

>>9265820
>mystery meat flash drive and semen
spooky

>> No.9266028

>>9265530
I'm angry because 'Atlanta. Living' is a video form of a short story I wrote but pulled off much better. 'If You Leave Me Now' was a perfect song choice for Charls' tone.

>> No.9266039

>>9266028
You're getting mad when you should see opportunity, send Charls some other writing to work with

>> No.9266040

>>9265530
Yeah he's always been the most unstable of the MDE guys from the looks of it and now he's gone off the deep end completely

>> No.9266042

>>9266039
Half of their recent videos are mocking people who keep trying to contact them for collabs when they have nothing to offer. They don't want to know.

>> No.9266049

>>9266042
Yeah because those other people are sending garbage, you actually have the real deal

>> No.9266067

>>9266049
Don't enable me like that!

>> No.9266069

>>9266042
Listen to the other guy, post an excerpt right now

>> No.9266070

>>9265530
The guy has actual Autism (he mentions it in Hyde Wars 02) so when you feed him a load of crap about a Jewish Marxist conspiracy to take over the world by putting estrogen in the water you're bound to fuck him up.

Then tell that same Autistic kid who defines himself by being real clever and reading books (look at his latest video - he fawns over the materialism of his books without actually talking about them) that he's only a clever red pill boy if he swallows it all down

What Sam has done to Charls is the equivalent of giving the retarded kid at school LSD and then locking him in a cupboard.

>> No.9266100

>>9266070
He's not autistic. He's far too self aware and socially adept

>> No.9266112

>>9266100
He literally refers to it in Hyde Wars 2. He says something like "I don't know if its the autism [gestures to head" non-ironically. Also his latest bombstrap video is just totally crazy. Not much self-awareness there.

You can have autism and still get on socially. There are varying degrees. I just mean its probably easier for him to have nurtured these delusions

>> No.9266127

>>9266112
It's very clearly insincere m8, my interpretation of his bombstrap videos is an overabundance of self awareness. Even if he were diagnosed it really doesn't mean shit because autism is just a blanket term for social impairment which I don't believe he displays

>> No.9266136

Oh god, you bookworms just don't get it

>> No.9266194
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9266194

>>9265402
>P-PLEASE MISTER HEIDECKER, I'M SORRY, G-GIVE ME MY J-JOB BACK

>> No.9266220

>>9266194

World Peace was a roaring success.

Sam won on principle.

>> No.9266223

>immoral, physically repulsive, uneducated cynical tool who sexually absuses young insecure women

hmm, i wonder why he has such a following on 4chan

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>>9266223

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>>9266229
>>9266223

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>>9266220
>P-PLEASE MISTER HEIDECKER, MY S-SHOW WAS A SUCCESS, PLEASE I C-CAN'T PAY MY RENT

>> No.9266244

>>9266229
>>9266232

These were both proven false.

>> No.9266246

Turkington >>>>>>>>>> Heidecker > Hyde

/lit/ is a Neil Hamburger board

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9266247

>>9266244

>> No.9266252

>>9266246
DJ Douggpound is /ourguy/ you pseud

>> No.9266255

>>9266244
>b-but my cool, masculine internet friend is a good guy, i swear, even though nothing he's ever done points towards him having any kind of moral code, especially in regards to women

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>>9266246
Eric Andre is the true patricians choice

>> No.9266262

>>9265402
What? MDE is pretty alright

>> No.9266268

>>9266260

he has been completely out of ideas for a good while now, his shows are basically only funny when he does something "normal" because that's all he can do now to subvert his audience's expectations at this point.

He has to evolve his humour or he will fade away in the next few years.

>> No.9266279

>>9265809
y-yeah!

>> No.9266381

>ecelebs

Get the fuck out.

>> No.9266888

>>9265783
that doesn't cause any issues, that just makes you healthier

>> No.9266927

>>9265402
I just finished The Catcher in the Rye.

>> No.9266941

>>9265402
I like MDE, and they usually have good book recommendations

>> No.9266944

>>9265483

Underrated

>> No.9266945

go chew my chode ;))))))

>> No.9266954

>>9266888
Vit. D is all you really need to take. 2,000 iu per day.

>> No.9266969

>>9266255
the girl gave consent tbqh

>> No.9267094

God /lit/ is like fucking reddit... A liberal echo chamber where everyone jacks each other off...

>> No.9267119

>>9266229
>>9266232
this just sounds like irl shitposting tbqh
not cool that he's doing it to normies, to be fair. There's a reason we say hide your power level, and it's not just for your own good - it's for the others around you as well.
I imagine he's also got a bit of a god complex or similar egotism. Still, not the worst person I've ever seen on the internet.

>> No.9267161

>>9267094
...
So now what..?

>> No.9267167

>>9266927
Did you like it?

>> No.9267223

>>9265402
no idea who he is but now i will check his youtube page

>> No.9267229
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>>9265483
that's some sly wit, anon

>> No.9267241

>>9267167
Yes, quite a lot. It was sad though, depressed the hell out of me anyways, probably because I identified a lot. Really makes you think, no meme intended, and the ending left me wanting more.
I had picked up Nine Stories in a book store and now I'm pretty much in love with Salinger. Gonna grab whatever else I can of him and keep reading.
If you haven't read it, I'd recommend you do.

>> No.9267306

>>9266247
I don't think they were ever proven false, but no one ever proved them true in the first place. So why don't you substantiate your claims.

>> No.9267398

>>9267306
>these were proven false
>i don't think they were ever proven false
make your mind up

>> No.9267457

>>9266954
Thanks Han Kang.

>> No.9267616

Thanks for reminding me.

Bye guys.

>> No.9267826

>>9267457

han kang is sexy i want her to suck my willy nice and slow