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Hello /lit/,

let me start by saying that I love each and everyone of you, no exceptions. Seriously, if I could I would suck all of your dicks, so much does my love for you overflow.

Now, on to the point: do you know any work of philosophy which helps you to obtain peace of mind, serenity and an all-around "warm-and-fuzzy" feeling? I've resigned myself to the fact that I'll never find love and will die alone, due to my undesirability. Please, help a fellow anon out.

Thank you for your time. And again, I love you.

>> No.9179927

Perhaps Stirner or any other philosopher that will help you detach yourself from the notions of what society believes to be worthwhile or a good cause.

Or perhaps this sentence:
You do you, boo!

>> No.9179933

>>9179920
read on buddhism and tantra if youre looking for peace of mind and serenity. warm and fuzzy feelings tho... Idk, sounds pretty alcoholic, antiphilosophic.

>> No.9179935

>>9179920

Mindfulness in Plain English. Be sure to find a work on Metta/compassion meditation as well, as you'll need to balance the two.

>> No.9179953

>>9179920
Come suck my cock, and I'll demonstrate it to you.

>> No.9179956

>>9179920
Why does that woman have a sock on her dick?

>> No.9179969

>>9179956
>on her dick
>her dick
>dick

>on her duck
fixed for you.

>> No.9180218

>>9179953
Came here to post this

>> No.9180255

>>9179920
Christianity.
Don't join a demonination, read the new testimate, and think critically (not like an asshole, just critically, so that youre actually learning). Do other stuff, idk man, just make sure to keep an open mind.

In the end you should live a life believing what Jesus did for you and how he loves you no matter what.

>> No.9180261

>>9180255
t. Protestant
also t. me

>> No.9180267

anything by terence mckenna

>> No.9180272

More delicious legs please.

>> No.9180274

>>9180255
Im seeing irony in this post.
And it's there, whether you put it on purpose or not.

>> No.9180288

>>9180255
>Christianity
>idk man, just make sure to keep an open mind
>you SHOULD live THIS WAY (otherwise you would go to hell, hehe!)

>> No.9180292

>>9180272
and feet for me please

>> No.9180294

jesus i just realized she's wearing some kind of sock or footwear on her other foot which means she took OFF the footwear on the elevated foot which means it's probably sweaty

that picture just got 350 times hotter than it already was

>> No.9180301

>>9180294
lol

degenerates will go to hell >.<

>> No.9180312
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9180312

>>9180288
>reading a condemnation to Hell into a post that never mentioned the afterlife
I didn't like it either but you're just being foolish.

>> No.9180316

>>9180294
And she did that in an enclosed public space

Devastating

>> No.9180320

>>9179920

Whatever philosophy agent Cooper from Twin Peaks subscribes to. I think it has something to do with Tibet.

>> No.9180327

>>9179920
>obtain peace of mind, serenity and an all-around "warm-and-fuzzy" feeling

That's really not what philosophy is for. Try scented candles and a hot bath instead

>> No.9180340

>>9180312
Im a humble shitposter, sir. Im not perfect.

>> No.9180367

>>9180312
I was laughing until the last part. What's wrong with female slaves?

>> No.9180375

>>9179920
why do you ask post "serious" with a picture of student girl with spreaded legs??
You need opiates not philosophy btw

>> No.9180711

I am sick and tired of this. Every day I come to /lit/, and every day there is at least one thread up with an OP image of an attractive woman dressed scantily and posing seductively. It's probably the same one or two people who do it honestly. Let me tell you something, you faggot pieces of shit who are doing this: you are the poster child for everything that is wrong in literature, art, and society as a whole today. You are incapable of coming up with anything creative, thought provoking, or of substance, and you lack even the smallest modicum of intelligence, so you use "style" and "flash" and pizazz in place of it and to draw attention to yourself, because that's the only way your SHIT "creation" and ideas would ever get seen by anyone. And before you say anything, this has NOTHING to do with the fact that I don't have a girlfriend. Anyway, I will be petitioning the owner of this website to ban your asses, so enjoy being able to post here while it lasts, because it's not going to last long, just like you that one time you convinced an obese girl to let you fuck her.

>> No.9180728
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9180728

>>9180711

So anon I heard you like to read books? What kind of books do you like to read?

>> No.9180742

>>9180728
It would be absolutely hilarious to take a woman like that on date while looking like a rapist's mugshot as I am right now.

>> No.9180766

>>9179920
Zen Mind: Beginner's Mind by Suzuki
Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse
Tao Te Ching by Lao Tzu
Wherever You Go There You Are by Jon Kabat-Zinn

>> No.9180787

>>9179920
find a book on buddhism and meditation

but

you're giving up too easily. i'm also a fan of Taoism so i try to chill with meditation when things get rough but also to act when i see that the time is right.

>> No.9180804

>>9180766
Swap out Hesse for Zhuangzi and add the Hua Hu Ching and you're good to go.

>> No.9180824
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9180824

>>9179920
i like your kindness

i recommend reading some shunryu suzuki

>> No.9180826

>>9179920
Try Siddhartha or Brothers Karamazov

>> No.9180839

>>9180728
she looks nice

>> No.9180847

>>9179920
I am sick and tired of this. Every day I come to /lit/, and every day there is at least one thread up with an OP image of an attractive woman dressed scantily and posing seductively. It's probably the same one or two people who do it honestly. Let me tell you something, you faggot pieces of shit who are doing this: you are the poster child for everything that is wrong in literature, art, and society as a whole today. You are incapable of coming up with anything creative, thought provoking, or of substance, and you lack even the smallest modicum of intelligence, so you use "style" and "flash" and pizazz in place of it and to draw attention to yourself, because that's the only way your SHIT "creation" and ideas would ever get seen by anyone. And before you say anything, this has NOTHING to do with the fact that I don't have a girlfriend. Anyway, I will be petitioning the owner of this website to ban your asses, so enjoy being able to post here while it lasts, because it's not going to last long, just like you that one time you convinced an obese girl to let you fuck her.

>> No.9180887

>>9179920
If reading philosophy doesn't make you uncomfortable you're reading it wrong. If you want to feel warm and fuzzy you should just watch something like Aria or Non Non Biyori

>> No.9180891

>>9180294
I think she's got her ankle wrapped, actually

>> No.9180929

Valium desu

>> No.9180991

>>9179956
This is pretty funny

>> No.9181008

>9180847
I hope you spent a good long while crafting that cringey bait anon.
How's it feel knowing you wasted that amount of your life, however small, on something so meaningless?

>> No.9181023

>>9180294

This is an exceptional post. Good work anon.

>> No.9181026

>>9179920
Epictetus' stoicism gives me that feeling. I had agoraphobia, anxieties and panic attacks, but then I got into the stoics and now I am happy.

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9181082

>>9181008
>crafting

>> No.9181179

>will suck my cock
>admittedly undesirable
I'm not flattered

>> No.9181321

My overall philosophical quest to help mankind elaborate a final philosophical anthropology and unlock all of Dasein's special abilities so that we can conquer space and time gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling. In so doing, I will also make the world a better place, somewhere down the line, for massive sperger autistic retards like myself who never experienced love and were possibly brutalized into developing BPD and substance abuse disorders as children by their parents' uncomprehending neglect of their high level sperger abilities.

Just read everything. Once you read enough stuff you realize it's all just getting at the same elephant. The fox is a stupid little bitch and the hedgehog knows what he's doing, but the really smart fox and hedgehog will find a way to meld their consciousnesses into some kind of Davincian neo-renaissance man.

If you discover the terrible secret of space, you will get so much pussy you can't even imagine it. And even if you don't, a lifetime spent glimpsing the outer edges and material echoes of God's cock as your chariot peeks just above the surface of the clouds of plebbery is worth the trouble anyway. Read everything man. What the fuck is the point of life? You want to be comfortable and jerk off to mediocre porn until you're dead? Watch the same fucking movie with different dudes in it nonstop for eternity? What's the point? Why not lash your nipple clamps to the world spirit and try to drag it screaming into the next dimension?

>> No.9181651

>>9179920
T A O T E C H I N G
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>> No.9181666

>>9181321
>My overall philosophical quest to help

boo! boo! hiss!

>> No.9181669

try starting with the Greeks

>> No.9181676

>>9180711
Eh I don't like this pasta

>> No.9181861

>>9180728
Unattractively orange. Shame too because she obviously has great genes.

>> No.9181877
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9181877

>"peace of mind"
>"serenity"
>"'warm-and-fuzzy' feeling"
>wanting this badly to spook yourself

I sincerely hope you're baiting

>> No.9182615

>>9180824
how much for this pepe?

>> No.9182972

>>9180711
Hope you get the memo there, anons. Moar OPs with hot chicks plz.

>> No.9182986

I don't like how the top of her foot is cut off. I want to see what color her toenails are.

>> No.9183041

Footfags are the new pedos and need to be castrated.

>> No.9183459

>>9182615
consider it a gift, friend

>> No.9183551

>>9183459
thanks, lori

>> No.9184677

>>9181651
seconded

>> No.9184820

>>9180728
mostly YA stuff and occultist ramblings found in mental hospitals

>> No.9185121
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9185121

>>9181321
B.D.?

>the really smart fox and hedgehog will find a way to meld their consciousnesses
Vendidad, Fargard 13

>> No.9185312

>>9180742
hahahaha

>> No.9185332

>>9184820
>occultist ramblings found in mental hospitals
Henry Darger?

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9185349

>>9179920
Don't fall for buddha

Stirner is good

The most no-bullshit straight to the point dude is a guy named Fritz Perls. His seminars on YouTube. His books are #rare

>> No.9185390

>>9185312
I'll take that as a compliment.

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9187006

>>9179953
>>9179956
>>9181877
/sci/ late night hours eh?

>> No.9188583

>>9179920
Don't focus on yourself so much focus. Follow a philosophy that helps you do the most good. Look into effective altruism, read The Expanding Circle by Peter Singer, and Doing Good Better by William MaCaskill.

>> No.9189022

>>9179920
>picture cuts right before her toes

REEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.9189066

Somebody post her feet full RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>> No.9189072

>>9189066
yeah I need to suck them in my fantasy

>> No.9189123

>>9179920
Ortega y Gasset