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ITT Thread: Famous people who browse /lit/

Petko, you are literally the GOAT human bean

>> No.9158859

I don't think so.

>> No.9158888

wtf, I love tennis now!

>> No.9158909

The most famous person to ever browse /lit/ was Tao Lin and even he abandoned this cesspit at the first hint of success.

>> No.9159040

Was expecting better desu

>> No.9159048

what are you talking about?

>> No.9159140

>>9158816
lit is famous itself! We're referenced in an actual novel that actual literary people enjoy Although most of lit hates the book and it is indeed terribly boring despite its formal innovation in contemporary prose.

Yes, the book I'm talking about is Taipei

>> No.9159154

Myself: in the future I will be a famous writer.

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>>9159140

I found that book relentlessly depressing, and it reminded me why I don't use drugs any more.

pic related the second most "famous" person known to visit /lit/

>> No.9159502

>>9159140
>formal innovation in contemporary prose.
kys

>> No.9159521

>>9159140
I haven't read it, how is /lit referenced in it?

>> No.9159534

>>9159521
cringeworthily

>> No.9159651

How do you know that OP? Is /lit/ actually filled with geniuses? Can someone write something impressive for me? I just want to know if I'm wasting my time here or not. Please if you're stupid don't reply, a genius post will be all.

>> No.9159657

>>9158816
imma rant for a sec about something totally unrelated

pure nudity isn't necessarily the most attractive state a human can adopt

neither is when a human is clothed

the middle way is wherein a portion of the body is concealed in such a way as to accentuate the natural curves of the body that would not otherwise get highlighted by the natural light that could tend to "similarize" in tone or hue the underlying muscles and shape of the body.

When you make the ass "square", you have the hipster panty or the thong. This is contrary to natural beauty.
The bikini panty is the ultimate aesthetic.

Check your calculus, your golden rule.

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>> No.9159697

>>9159140

>most of lit hates the book
>how to detect a good book

Seriously, most of this board hates our genius work because they're too stupid and don't understand what we're doing. The famous people who come here are the actual geniuses.

I can explain how being a genius works so 90% of you can understand.

The good old days of chan culture. It was a secret for geniuses from across the world.
What I'm saying is an undoubtable truth because of the consistent relationship between these 4 facts.

1) There are famous people here (Induced through my observation of this thread. I'm having a clear and distinct perception through my eyes which is connected to my mind (As long as I'm not having delusions (I know I'm not having delusions because the people I perceive clearly and distinctly are not treating me as they would if i were delusional (if my perception of those people is also a delusion or I'm simply being tricked by an evil genius I )) connection is I'm not ) )

C) therefore there are geniuses. This is deducible because why would a famous person come to an anonymous board if they weren't geniuses.)

2)

>>9159657

This is an indubitable truth.

>>9159671

This man is an example of a genius. We're on a different wave length than the rest of humanity. You all think the same thing because of mass media and we're not. Our thoughts are perfectly unique because we spend a lot of our time away from you enjoying our minds. This is why literature is so perfect for us and meditating the pinnacle of human experience.

I suggest you non-geniuses leave, it's pointless for you to be here. You spam your thoughts that don't resonate with us and you don't appreciate the work we do because it's way over your head. Please, just fucking leave, 4chan is not the place for you!

>> No.9159745

>>9159671
wait what is this from

>> No.9159864

>>9159697
Fuck off René, go burn yourself in that fireplace you have.

>> No.9159877

>>9159745
I would tell you but the dialect of your text suggests considerable time spent in tumblr.

>> No.9159880

>>9159745
>>9159877
It's a Tao Lin interview. Apparently he gets google alerts whenever his name is mentioned so have at it

>> No.9159885

>>9159671
I'm going to only ever do interviews by email but include things like [Long pause] in my replies.

>> No.9159894

>>9159697
4chan isn't a good place as a whole to exist as the filth on these Arizona boards corrupts mankind even more and temps some of them to scorn

>> No.9160284

>>9159745
http://rhizome.org/editorial/2012/mar/27/tao-lin/

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>> No.9160359

>>9159697
> nested parenthesis
stop reading

>> No.9160371

>>9158909
go to bed

>> No.9160702

>>9159671
[long pause] What a faggot

>> No.9161511

>>9160332

oh god

>> No.9161824

>>9160284
>>9159880
thanks

>> No.9161999

>>9159534
lmao

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>>9159697
LMAOing at your life

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>>9158888

>> No.9162082

>>9159885
[Long pause] same

>> No.9162089

>>9159651
You can't ask the elephant in the room to do a dance for you, although he just did.

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9162091

Anyone here believe they are going to achieve any level of fame and recognition in the future?

>> No.9162104

i want to say there was compelling evidence that my boy, tommy pinecone, at one time shitposted on /lit/

he might even be here now

>> No.9162107

>>9162091
Why does media romanticize smoking? Why don't they romanticize wiping with toilet paper?

>> No.9162178

>>9162104
head to sleep, Tom

>> No.9162314

>>9162107
yellow teeth doesn't show up in b&w pictures.

>> No.9162343

>>9162107
Or bathing, or putting in deodorant.

>> No.9162343,1 [INTERNAL] 

Zadie Smith comes here all the time.

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>>9162091
i think ill get a book published someday but it wont go anywhere. so i wont really be famous, but i might have to answer the occasional email.

>> No.9164072

Maybe Jimmy Kimmel. Nobody just throws around the phrase "no discernible talent"

>> No.9164087

>>9158816

I wanna get [my balls] in her pants.

>> No.9164159

>>9162091
Publishing a book is the only vague dream that keeps me going, and I think it is possible because I've had short stories published and won prizes for them before. I know this is 2edgy4me but I can't see myself ever enjoying any sort of conventional career I'm currently headed towards. Maybe I'll mellow out by the end of my degree, sure, but for the meantime the vain 'hope' of being published is what keeps me waking up each morning. I guess it's a little Sisyphean. It's not the actual act of getting published but the dream of it. Maybe it's for the best that I fail, then, in this respect, so then at least I might make it to 99 - unpublished but alive at least.

>> No.9164243

>>9159651
They were lost moments,
strewn among my father's things,
and my mother's dust

>> No.9164737

>>9164087
She's a lesbo though.

>> No.9164873

>>9164072
It was written for him by some 4channer. Even i noticed it.