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She's not a pseud r-right?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCt-KTEQt3c

>> No.9126294

>>9126290
you think she gets off to erotic novels? i bet she has a secret stash in her closet.

>> No.9126300

>>9126294
>you think she gets off to erotic novels? i bet she has a secret stash in her closet.

She's still too pure for that, and her catholic parents wouldn't allow that

>> No.9126302

>>9126294
I would pay her good money for an audio book of her reading an erotic novel

>> No.9126304

>>9126300
>catholic parents

oh now I know for sure she's a low key sex fiend.

>> No.9126314

She's a tedious phony and you hate her opinions, you know you do.

Just go fap to some porn so you can appraise her with your brain instead of your penis, and feel bad for having given her views.

>> No.9126317

>>9126302
I would pay just for an audio of her saying my name.

>> No.9126322

>>9126304

She is too naive for that.

There is no way she is a secret freak when she is this naive about everything else in her life. She might become one later in life but at this point no way.

>> No.9126330

>>9126322
she's a dormant sexaholic waiting to be unleashed. once she gets her first taste of sexual appetite from her chad boyfriend, it's over.

>> No.9126336

>>9126290
will you ever learn your lesson from back then?

>> No.9126342

>>9126330

>she's a dormant sexaholic waiting to be unleashed.

No way she is classic sub. But there is definitely something waiting to be unleashed.. this girl has years of sexual repression to untangle. That is all going to get released eventually.

>> No.9126353

>>9126317
I would feel worse for giving views to porn

>> No.9126361

>>9126290

I want to buy Carli a book!

>> No.9126365
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9126365

>>9126290

When you realize you've found fap material

>> No.9126369

>>9126353

posting in booktuber threads is far more lamentable, desu.

source: my life

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>>9126342
>when she reaches that tipping point of sexual repression and discovers her sexuality

god i love catholicism

>> No.9126386

leave her alone lads, she's a nice enough person. and besides, her mom homeschools her - they've probably got enough on their plate.

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9126406

>>9126290
what do you guys think happened on prom night? i have a few theories

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9126410

She's so beautiful lads.

>TFW YWN have a qt gf like her.

>> No.9126411

>>9126406
DELET

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9126417

>>9126406
>eiffel tower

>> No.9126418

>all 28 comments are deleted
are we the only people that actually watch her videos?

>> No.9126420

>>9126406

God i wish i had been there to shout her motivational phrases while shaking a cardboard with her name written on it

>> No.9126424

>>9126406
>that arch in his back

lol i bet he's a bottom

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9126428

>>9126418
she has to approve them first

>> No.9126448

>>9126369
I'm at the point where I find that I'd rather lust after someone who isn't paid to imitate sexual acts.

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9126450

You're all either newfags who weren't there or autistic basement dwellers who have no memory.

For the love of God /lit/, please don't have a repeat of last time. I'd expect more from you..

>> No.9126453

>>9126322
>>9126330
>>9126342
so fucking autistic

>> No.9126475
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9126475

>>9126450
>subliminally wants that to happen
>"n-no pls don't"
>posts pic
>lets not let THIS RIGHT HERE happen

>> No.9126485

Id love to see her degrade into either a litizen too good for any of us that ends up having the life we all wish we had or an antimainstream miragonzalez wannabe. Either way I hope to see her in a couple years time

>> No.9126490

>>9126290
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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9126491

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py7dl_8wjYE&ab_channel=CarliClaire

Shes such a good dancer <3
She just gets better and better.
You think she knows about her creepy /lit/ 4Chan fandom?

>> No.9126493

She's cute af, so who cares if she's a pseud or not.

>> No.9126507

I bet she's into some fucked up shit, like incest and bestiality.

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9126512

>>9126450
>those fucking piss bottles
Every time

>> No.9126520

>>9126290
How do I get a /lit/ gf like her?

I'm a shitskin btw

>> No.9126525

I want to licpks her ass after she poop she itself.

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9126541

>>9126290

>> No.9126546

>>9126512
kek everytime i see that

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9126552

>>9126546
I love Louis

>> No.9126553

>>9126541
DELETE THIS

>> No.9126554

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otNYzQOuBLk

jesus the mom seems unstable as fuck...poor kids probably have a tough family life. I guess she uses her books as an escape from reality.

>> No.9126556

>>9126552
he's fucking great

>> No.9126558

how do y'all feel about her book taste? I mean yeah, she might be qt, but those books she talks about are basically high school english compulsory reading, she's very normie in this and im confused and dunno how to feel about this

>> No.9126560

>>9126558
so she needs someone with a patrician taste?

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>>9126554

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>>9126560
whoa, thats clever!

>PATRICIAN BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

>> No.9126579

>>9126541
And so... it begins.
A young lady ghost screams from the darkest pit of urine and semen while she rips aparts the books she used to love.

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9126598

This thread is 7/10 on a creepiness scale.

We all know that it's not gonna end well. For her.

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>>9126541