/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.9085910]

Our queen returns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esWAIf2Ffnc

Why aren't you a booktuber yet?

[Anonymous No.9085912]

She is a light in the darkness bah god.

[Anonymous No.9085918]

I despise youtube and youtubers in general.

[Anonymous No.9085922]

>>9085910
Seriously though how old is she?

[Anonymous No.9085923]

>>9085910
>a literal child giving the most uninteresting commentary about random books

Is this was /lit/ is into?

[Anonymous No.9085925]

>>9085923
Im interested in her vagina.

[Anonymous No.9085926]

>>9085923
Nah op just wants to fuck it

[Anonymous No.9085930]

>>9085923
...mebbe...

[Anonymous No.9085932]

>>9085926
What's wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.9085934]

pls stop memeing her

there's people asking if shes read hegel and stirner and dosty and soon she'll get scared and it'll be KT all over again

[Anonymous No.9085937]

>>9085934
You just know that someone somewhere is getting their pissbottles ready for the threadcaps.

[Anonymous No.9085972]

>I'm a dancer at night

[Anonymous No.9085988]

Women can't be patric...

[Anonymous No.9086001]

>>9085934

She's as vacuous and poser as the average booktuber. She just reads victorian era books about love and feminist shit, and people here idealizing her lol.

Desperation is real.

[Anonymous No.9086010]

>>9086001
>She's as vacuous and poser
she's a fucking kid jesus dude

[Anonymous No.9086020]

>>9086010
She looks almost 18 what are you talking about lol.

Anyway i cant deny the fact that shes clearly a qtpie

[Anonymous No.9086029]

>>9086020
dumb phoneposter

[Anonymous No.9086101]

>>9085922
>>9085923
I think she's older than we are imagining. She seems to never let on her true power levels.

[Anonymous No.9086129]

>>9085910
Why did you make this post? Shitty shit-stirrer

[Anonymous No.9086134]

>>9085910

I would fuck her till she dies of happiness

[Anonymous No.9086156]

>>9085922
She has to be at least eighteen since she stated in OP's link that she works full-time.

[Anonymous No.9086158]

>>9086134
Don't forget the pillaging part.

[Anonymous No.9086163]

>>9086134

>thinking your chode could ever impart real happiness

[Anonymous No.9086172]

>>9086163
source? I've seen this image a few times lately.

[Anonymous No.9086174]

>>9086163

You don't have sex with your penis

[Anonymous No.9086189]

>>9086172
The photographic style indicates it's probably from Blacked.

[Anonymous No.9086191]

My desire's to smash her flower bud and see as the ooze melts onto her stained carpet where I then slurp it down... yum!

[Anonymous No.9086199]

Real queen coming thru
https://youtu.be/qT4ccNTIE0A

[Anonymous No.9086210]

>>9086199
Literally who? I see she has piss bottles up on her shelf so she must be /lit/ though.

[Anonymous No.9086220]

>>9086210

who the fuck doesn't have piss bottles these days? its on trend rn

[Anonymous No.9086224]

>>9085934

Someone please post the KT thread again

[Anonymous No.9086225]

>>9086210
Lurk more

[Anonymous No.9086227]

I want to suck the juices straight from her liver. I bet it tastes like boiled marrow.

[Anonymous No.9086231]

>>9086224

enjoy

[Anonymous No.9086235]

>>9086231

You are a gentleman and a scholar

[Anonymous No.9086247]

>>9085910

Girls love when we talk about them, so she would be very happy if she found this thread (i suppose she didn't find it yet)

[Anonymous No.9086316]

>>9086199
>HALLO!
that was it for me

[Anonymous No.9086398]

>reading Jane Austin
>twice
BY CHOICE

[Anonymous No.9086410]

>tfw to intelligent to read more then 2 books at a time

[Anonymous No.9086423]

>>9086231
i just realised...

>this one creeper said I sound like a virgin
doesn't this imply....

[Anonymous No.9086437]

>>9085988
Watched a few of her reviews , she's great.

[Anonymous No.9086455]

>>9086231

It's a shame that she had to be subjected to a mass of bitter and spiteful anon who wanted to mentally destroy her for simply being female. She was crushed for being too kind and simple. Too naive and trusting.. It's a cold world.

[Anonymous No.9086462]

>>9085910
Signs point to her doing porn or at least doing some nude shoots. When a girl goes to a "photo shoot" and is a "dancer" that's usually what it is. Someone dig up the good stuff.

[Anonymous No.9086467]

Ffs /lit/ do not ruin this one

[Anonymous No.9086468]

>>9085910
STOP THIS RETARDED GAY SHIT

Report thread guys, report

[Anonymous No.9086469]

>>9086462
n=nooo
I want her to remain pure

[Anonymous No.9086475]

>>9086462

i don't get that vibe at all. i think you're way off on this one. she really can't wait to do the 50s housewife thing.

[Anonymous No.9086479]

>>9086468

>Report thread guys, report

Board policers are even worse than booktube threads. Fuck off to Reddit already or hide thread. Only newfags still bother to board police.

[Anonymous No.9086480]

>>9085926
Nah, OP is her and she's advertising herself.

[Anonymous No.9086481]

>>9086423
>I'm actually engaged
what gave it away sherlock?

[Anonymous No.9086487]

>>9086475
Plus she doesn't look like she needs the money.

[Anonymous No.9086490]

>>9085988
Damn, someone who actually reviews good books? Tolstoy, Saramago, Dumas, Henry James, Mann...

[Anonymous No.9086494]

>>9085910
>our queen
/lit/ is an anarcho-syndicalist commune, get out of here with your monarchs

[Anonymous No.9086496]

>>9086479
Then continue to worship those fucking retarded youtubers instead of reading what you want

You probably don't even like literature because you're just a pseud

[Anonymous No.9086498]

[Anonymous No.9086499]

>>9086199
>Society of the Spectacle
>Some of the ideas I got from reading the book by Guy Debord.

[Anonymous No.9086501]

>>9086498
fuf

[Anonymous No.9086504]

>>9086496

>mad that he was made to feel like a newfaggot

PROTIP: That's because you are. As long as you still care about board policing you are a newfaggot.

[Anonymous No.9086507]

>>9086498
She won't last a day.

[Anonymous No.9086511]

>>9086481
didnt read that desu

also kys

[Anonymous No.9086512]

>>9086504
I've been here since 1989
You are a disgusting pseud, go spray jizz on your little youtube heroes

[Anonymous No.9086514]

>>9086498
Why do third worlders always do this on Pornhub?

[Anonymous No.9086519]

fucking /lit/betas gonna buy her gifts like the ones on chaturbate horry kek

regarding your new waifu, she just says what she likes and dislikes, no analysis or anything. I'm disappointed in you /lit/

[Anonymous No.9086525]

>>9086514
it's a meme you dip

[Anonymous No.9086527]

>>9086519

[Anonymous No.9086529]

>>9086519
>She just says what she likes and dislikes, no analysis
Literally this

[Anonymous No.9086532]

>>9086527

[Anonymous No.9086538]

>>9086512

>so young and new he is still board policing to try and fit in to this toilet of a website
>thinks anon will actually buy the fact that he isn't a pseud himself if he constantly projects his insecurities over the word

Are you projecting because you feel silly now, is that it?

[Anonymous No.9086544]

>>9085934
I was just punning.

[Anonymous No.9086545]

>>9085910
>tfw didn't grow up in a perfect, catholic family

She's too pure for us.

[Anonymous No.9086547]

>>9086538
Go back to your youtube gay shit, asshole

[Anonymous No.9086551]

>>9086199
Did she die? Last video 5 months ago.

[Anonymous No.9086556]

>>9086551
still active

[Anonymous No.9086557]

>>9086547

Get nuked, newcunt.

You're too new to even talk to me.

[Anonymous No.9086561]

>>9086557

https://www.youtube.com/

[Anonymous No.9086567]

>>9086561

>the conflicted 2016 arrival who reports posts to try and fit in is still shitposting in the thread he reported

>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.9086570]

God i want to ficki ficki her

[Anonymous No.9086581]

>>9086567
>the piece of shit is still acting like a pseud because he actually can't leave 4chan and move to another website
https://www.youtube.com/

[Anonymous No.9086625]

>>9085932
She looks underage my dood

[Anonymous No.9086631]

>>9086480
Highly doubt that seems way too innocent to use this site

[Anonymous No.9086634]

>>9086625
Where do you think we are?

[Anonymous No.9086637]

>>9086561
>>9086581
>using those reaction pics because you wish your dick was as big as his

[Anonymous No.9086639]

>>9086634
Oh I know how things roll here doesn't float my boat tho desu

[Anonymous No.9086642]

>>9086639
Mmm I'd float her boat though nomsayin?

[Anonymous No.9086651]

The idea of watching some 20-something's 6-minute video review of a book, of my own free will, is just baffling. If they aren't nude, at least (and then I'd mute it). But hey, maybe I should give them a chance. Let's give them a try:

Carli Claire discussing Emma: "Oh my, this is SO good. I am SO enjoying it this time, more than the first time, and I-I liked it the first time too. I've read all the Jane Austen twice at least before except Emma, this is--this is--my second time reading it right now, and it is SO hilarious. Now I'm getting it more than before that Jane Austen was so funny and sarcastic--excuse me-- wit, there is lots of wit. I think that's probably how you say it, but it is hilarious. I am so loving this. And I--I'm only halfway through it, less than halfway through it..." <at this point I gave up>.

Serraphina McClemont reviewing Ulysses: "Haaaayloooo, so today [laughs] I went to pick it up for you and this happened-- um, today we're going to be looking at James Joyce's Ulysses [laughs]--I do have the contents, I do, and I also have another edition. This in itself, it's a great way of starting the discussion about Ulysses. Look, it's fragmented! It's difficult to hold and to grasp. Umm [laughs] I'm [unintelligible] the metaphor was there [laughs again] First of all, I don't think my review could POSSIBLY even, even BEGIN to encompass the whole of Ulysses. I just think that would be impossible. It is once the most DIFFICULT and yet the most REWARDING of novels that I have ever read. I think I reviewed it more than I enjoyed it, but it was certainly worth the read [laughs again for no fucking reason]. It took me--are you ready--umm--it took me two months to complete this book. I was reading something else alongside--how could I not read something else alongside--these 250,000 words--but I did read something else alongside it, but yet, YET, it still took me two months-" <at this point I gave up>

[Anonymous No.9086652]

>>9086637
https://www.youtube.com/

[Anonymous No.9086666]

>>9086651
you're right, anon
now i feel pathetic

[Anonymous No.9086762]

I really, really hope that we don't scare her off

[Anonymous No.9086823]

>>9086652
Don't lie tho you do

[Anonymous No.9086826]

>>9086642
Yes.....
I know what you're saying
https://youtu.be/4GYLDLAHW-4

[Anonymous No.9086839]

>>9086762
we're now her core demographic, she will embrace it, I believe in her

[Anonymous No.9086869]

Make sure you tell her how pure you think she is. Girls like when guys think that they're pure.

[Anonymous No.9086878]

>>9086651
Autism

[Anonymous No.9086946]

>>9086651

how is it that you are this against booktubers but you still somehow manage to be the most autistic motherfucker in a booktuber thread?

[Anonymous No.9086956]

God i want to show her my dostoievsky and fucking fill her anus with my holy booktuber knowledge

[Anonymous No.9086980]

>you will never bed a sweet and naive young woman and teach her the wonders of filthy and degrading sex acts

[Anonymous No.9087007]

>>9086839
MAGA
Make Autism Great Again

[Anonymous No.9087026]

>>9086199
>>9086210
>>9086551
>>9086556
Wait, I think she was the girlfriend of ceit or someone else from lit. The dude would always talk about her/get asked about her on tinyychat.

[Anonymous No.9087045]

>>9086946
You're right anon, it's trying to throw us off

[Anonymous No.9087053]

>>9086946
Well, it helps that you have no idea what "autistic" means.

[Anonymous No.9087908]

>>9085910
Seraphina is the true queen
https://youtu.be/YXlL70tT4e4

[Anonymous No.9087916]

Sh-she is deleting comments?!?!

[Anonymous No.9087928]

>>9087916
That means just send more comments than she can delete people. Not that difficult to educate our queen. Shaking my head.

[Anonymous No.9088047]

>people posting obvious hints about being from lit
HAHA I AM FROM /lit/ AS WELL. *gives thumbs up* HAHA VERY COOL MY MAN WISH I COULD GIVE MULTIPLE UPBOATS CAUSE YOU WOULD RECEIVE THEM ALL MY FELLOW 4CHANNER

[Anonymous No.9088222]

>you know, when you're sitting in your closet with the light on, reading late at night
What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.9088261]

>Videos every Monday
A reason to live one week at a time

[Anonymous No.9088401]

>you will never be a qt grill and have a /lit/guy love you and make you his stay at home wife

[Anonymous No.9088408]

These threads are okay but the KT spammers are the most reddit-tier posters on the entire site.

Kindly fuck off, dorks.

[Anonymous No.9088475]

which one of you retards told her to read the tunnel?

[Anonymous No.9088617]

>>9086462
>>9086469
>>9086475

>dancer AT NIGHT

Dis bitch a ho, lmao.

[Anonymous No.9088633]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64-OSN56pOU

In heaven...........EVEEEEEEEEERYTHING IS FINE

[Anonymous No.9088645]

>>9088617
Every woman is 'whore' under the right circumstances.

[Anonymous No.9088648]

>>9086494
I thought we were an autonomous collective!

[Anonymous No.9088657]

Are female booktubers supposed to make me hate women for making these dumb videos or hate men for watching them?

[Anonymous No.9088670]

>>9088657
You're supposed to hate OP for being a shitposting faggot

[Anonymous No.9088684]

>>9086469
>I want her to remain a pure slutbag
ftfy

[Anonymous No.9088685]

>>9088222
You don't lock yourself in the closet with your cozy books so Mommy doesn't find out you're up past lights out? Are you some kind of conformist sheeple?

[Anonymous No.9088689]

>>9086494
Lets grab 'er by the pussy

[Anonymous No.9088693]

>>9088657
Mostly women watch those. More specifically, little girls

[Anonymous No.9088712]

>>9088645
Every woman is a whore under every cirCUMstance.

[Anonymous No.9088743]

>>9086010
Not an excuse. When I was a kid I used to think about the flaws on democratic governments while walking to school.

[Anonymous No.9088764]

>>9088743
>when I was a kid I used to be edgy
Damn seriously?

[Anonymous No.9088793]

>>9086199
too pseud 4 me

[Anonymous No.9089327]

>>9088685
this

[Anonymous No.9089334]

>>9085988
>no spoilers
wew lad is this a joke

[Anonymous No.9089345]

>>9088617
>>9086475
>>9086487

Looks like ballet shoes to our 'the left' behind her

[Anonymous No.9089366]

>>9089345
what's that supposed to mean?

[Anonymous No.9089377]

>>9089366
>what's that supposed to mean?
"dancer at night" =/= stripper

Though I do presume those who suggested such were joking/dumb

[Anonymous No.9089404]

Stop sublimating your desire to suck muff into pretending to care about books.

[Anonymous No.9089415]

>>9086199
>queen
Anon...that's a boy

[Anonymous No.9089499]

>>9089404
Who's sublimating? I don't give a fuck about books.

[Anonymous No.9089506]

just post porn then not booksluts

[Anonymous No.9089546]

>>9086545
>tfw
How to find catholic qts that aren't mexican?

[Anonymous No.9089553]

>>9089546
1. Attend Catholic Mass
2. scope out target
3. ????
4. profit

[Anonymous No.9089569]

>>9089553
Yeah, but
>not Mexican

[Anonymous No.9089570]

>>9089569
Move to Ameriga.

[Anonymous No.9089573]

>>9086172
elsa jean

[Anonymous No.9089596]

>>9089573
cuck

[Anonymous No.9089617]

>>9085918
same, but this girl is a gift from heaven

[Anonymous No.9089635]

>>9088743
but girls these days are riding chad all fucking day, drinking until they are black out drunk, doing a crazy amount of drugs, riding another chad to get back at previous chad because he won't call her back

this girl is a dancer and spends what little free time she has reading. she's the gf none of us will ever have, or if you're already married, the gf you always wanted but gave up on, certain she didn't exist

[Anonymous No.9089660]

>>9089635
That's debatable. Young people today have fewer sexual partners than previous generations and are arguably having less sex. It's probably because most of them are poor and too busy trying to find work or staying in school

[Anonymous No.9089875]

>>9089660
>>That's debatable. Young people today have fewer sexual partners than previous generations and are arguably having less sex.
only for men

[Anonymous No.9089886]

Does she read Gene Wolfe?

[Anonymous No.9089895]

Someone get her to read Jules Evola.

[Anonymous No.9089923]

>>9089546
>How to find catholic qts that are mexican?

[Anonymous No.9089946]

> then
Uh-Oh

[Anonymous No.9089950]

>>9089553
literally this
going to mass is like shooting qts in a barrel
traditional services feature qts in head coverings

[Anonymous No.9090170]

>>9086527
>>9086532
wtf

[Anonymous No.9090204]

why do people do this

[Anonymous No.9090266]

>>9090204
Do you think that he posted that with malicious intention or that he's just a dumb motherfucker?

[Anonymous No.9090294]

>>9085988
>no spoilers

lol

[Anonymous No.9090297]

>>9086527
>>9086532
Klaus pls go

[Anonymous No.9090300]

>>9086651
100% agree

[Anonymous No.9090304]

IT BEGINS

[Anonymous No.9090312]

>>9090304
epic.

[Anonymous No.9090321]

>>9090304
>>9090312
ALL WHITE KNIGHTS
WE SHALL PROTECT HER AT ALL COST

[Anonymous No.9090327]

[Anonymous No.9090336]

>>9090327
sheltered girl core

I think tHat's pretty cute t b h

[Anonymous No.9090339]

"Life is too short not to wear red boots"

[Anonymous No.9090341]

>>9090339
;_;

[Anonymous No.9090342]

>>9090339
I thought it was a big dildo looking at this thumbnail

[Anonymous No.9090343]

>>9090342
Did you though? Did you REALLY?

[Anonymous No.9090344]

>>9090339
I want to be that boot

[Anonymous No.9090345]

>>9090343
yass
t. I see your irony

[Anonymous No.9090347]

>>9090344
I want to be her.

[Anonymous No.9090350]

>it's a booktuber thread

we're never going to reproduce, are we?

[Anonymous No.9090351]

>>9090347
I want to be a camera encompassing and rendering her beauty

[Anonymous No.9090354]

Damn, she's literarier than I thought.

[Anonymous No.9090356]

>>9090350
I have 9 children and I abuse them every day.

[Anonymous No.9090360]

>>9090354
I guffawed

[Anonymous No.9090363]

Does she do things like get in a taxi and say "To the library, and step on it!"?

[Anonymous No.9090374]

[Anonymous No.9090379]

>>9090339
>hunters
so unabashedly basic

[Anonymous No.9090382]

Which book are you going to buy me, anon?

[Anonymous No.9090389]

>>9090382
y-you too

[Anonymous No.9090482]

>>9090382
:^)

[Anonymous No.9090513]

>>9090304
>15 likes now
>we share this board with at least 15 people who went out of their way to like a post made by someone to get internet points by basically saying "hey /lit/ friends, I'm also from /lit/, remember this meme? haha"
Just fucking kill me

[Anonymous No.9090532]

Wish I was a QT girl rather than a guy, then I could make awful book reviews and cash in on your Lit shekels...

[Anonymous No.9090538]

>>9090532

>haha you guys are so lame it makes me want to be a girl

[Anonymous No.9090542]

>>9090538
Pretty much... Lit has all but proven to me that cashing in on the shekels is better than being patrician... at least if I were rich I could produce a patrician kid.

[Anonymous No.9090547]

uniroincally tempting to make my own booktube videos with my shitty paperbacks pretending like they're gorgeous hardbacks, and as time goes on I slowly pivot from Austen and Dickens to muh Evola and Nick Land...

[Anonymous No.9090548]

>>9086651
This. nobody can reasonably disagree with this

these reviews are garbage, they just help the youtuber further their pseud identity which is all justified by gaining followers who are either women trying to further a similar pseud identity or beta orbiters

[Anonymous No.9090553]

>>9086651
>beep boop why are humans not rational

[Anonymous No.9090561]

>>9089546
polish or filipino services. literally everywhere

[Anonymous No.9090583]

>>9085910
this really pathetic /lit/ c'mon

[Anonymous No.9090586]

I would crawl through 12 miles of pure dog shit to cum inside her

[Anonymous No.9090588]

>>9090586
Get a grip man, she's nothing special.

[Anonymous No.9090590]

AAAAAHHHHHH KILL ME PLEASE

shes cute

[Anonymous No.9090597]

>>9090588
SHES A PURE BRED CATHOLIC WAIFU

[Anonymous No.9090600]

What if I said I wanted to be a booktuber, but more of a social commentary tuber who talks about art and other things.

Pretentious I know but I have no one I know to talk to about these things...

[Anonymous No.9090601]

>>9090597
Where does she say she's catholic, anon?

[Anonymous No.9090604]

>>9090600
Depends how you did it but I'd probably watch if done well desu

[Anonymous No.9090606]

>>9090601

On her butt

[Anonymous No.9090607]

>>9090597
Unless you're a literal 2/10 you can easily bed a girl just as pretty.

[Anonymous No.9090612]

>>9090600
>>9090604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icXcjJMtx9Y

this is an example of it done well imo

[Anonymous No.9090614]

>>9090612
pity I can't speak foreign.

[Anonymous No.9090620]

>>9090607
What if I am not a 2/10, but constant self deprecation leads me to believe that I have no redeeming qualities, and I don't deserve happiness?

[Anonymous No.9090624]

>>9090620
Realize that women are just as bad.

[Anonymous No.9090627]

>>9090612
I really enjoy how her facial expression changes depending on how excited she is about what she's talking about

it's like she wasn't even on any layers of irony or so many that it's impossible to tell anymore (hyperirony)

[Anonymous No.9090628]

>>9090612
Mirin' that jawline.

[Anonymous No.9090629]

>>9090382
why does this image evoke so many emotions and wild flights of fancy I would prefer to repress?

[Anonymous No.9090635]

>>9089923
We literally only gave you european genes and catholicism. How can you not find a catholic mexican qt pancho?

[Anonymous No.9090649]

>>9090612
I haven't heard french in such a long time, beautiful

[Anonymous No.9090652]

>>9089923
You search in the north of Mexico only.

[Anonymous No.9090654]

>>9090382
Holy fucking shit that Sea Wolf edition it's absolutely gorgeous!

[Anonymous No.9090655]

>>9090612
wow I watched the whole thing wtf

[Anonymous No.9090675]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIls4gwSWOY


je t'aime anon

[Anonymous No.9090758]

>>9090675
fell in love then saw the pubic hair video

[Anonymous No.9090773]

>>9090758
>public hair

[Anonymous No.9090805]

>>9090601
Her mum's channel.

[Anonymous No.9090811]

the thirst is real

this entire thread is sad

[Anonymous No.9090813]

>>9090758
>pubic hair video
I watched the vulva one before I stopped

[Anonymous No.9090827]

>>9090811
Sara?

[Anonymous No.9090832]

I will literally destroy this board along with Turkish anons, Spurdo anons and Brazilian anons if you don't leave her alone you fucking autistic heartless bastards!!!!!

[Anonymous No.9090850]

>>9090832
It's always the shitskins.

[Anonymous No.9090868]

>>9090850
and you are superior with upsetting innocent girls?
fuck you

[Anonymous No.9090872]

>>9086010
I was reading Greek and Latin before I was 18.

[Anonymous No.9091017]

>>9090354
I want to commit suicide because she won't be my gf

[Anonymous No.9091030]

>>9085934
WHat happened with KT?

[Anonymous No.9091035]

>>9090811
>thirst
This board believes in courtly love, anon.

[Anonymous No.9091082]

I want to poop in her butt then have her poop my poop back into my butt then we can take turns pooping back and forth into each other's butts.

[Anonymous No.9091109]

>>9091082

i feel u bro, i want her to feel my little dostoievsky inside her holes

[Anonymous No.9091115]

>>9091109
well just post that in the comments on her video my man. women love that kind of attention

[Anonymous No.9091139]

>>9090612

Wow, I didn't even know girls like her existed.

I'm sure she would reject me in the nicest way possible.

[Anonymous No.9091154]

LET'S RADE THIS BITCH WE NEED MORE EPIC LULZ LIKE KT. I'M GONNA FILM A REVIEW OF HER LAST VIDEO AND SAY THAT I WANT TO MARRY HER AND PREFORM JIHAD WITH HER AND BLOW OURSELVES UP AND GO TO HEAVEN TOGETHER FOREVER WHERE SHE WILL HE ONE OF MY VIRGIN WIVES brb

[Anonymous No.9091164]

>>9091154
Roger Roger I'm on it. I shall make a plea to the fellows at /b to come join along and check out this qt virgin.

[Anonymous No.9091196]

>>9091164
don't hurt her

[Anonymous No.9091210]

>>9091196
/b thread 404d they aren't interested. man what happened to those guys. oh well.

[Anonymous No.9091213]

>>9090547
This. In my dreams I see her making a similar transition.

[Anonymous No.9091248]

>>9091164
>>9091210
When /b/ is above your "humor" it's time to reevaluate.
Anyone who wants to scare sweet booktubers so strangers will think they are funny should seriously talk to a doctor.

[Anonymous No.9091261]

>>9091248
yeah basically, edgelords and mentally ill people are the only ones who would gain any pleasure from this

[Anonymous No.9091266]

>>9091248
>>9091261
>I will protect m'lady from these creeps at all cost
Cucks.

[Anonymous No.9091269]

>>9091261
you guys are joking right. that KT shit you did was hilarious

[Anonymous No.9091284]

>am I an epic 4chan meme yet?
>I want to be in a funny screencap
16 year old edgelords, please leave.

[Anonymous No.9091285]

/lit/ has such shit taste in women it's incredible.

[Anonymous No.9091303]

>>9091285
Loneliness do that to you.

[Anonymous No.9091305]

>>9091266
edgelord
>thinks if you don't enjoy harassing strangers you are a whiteknight
cuck

[Anonymous No.9091324]

>>9091303
You do that to you.

[Anonymous No.9091356]

>>9090304
LOLLLLLLLL

*upvotes*
*sips tea*

Ahh, gotta love secret clubs and inside jokes

[Anonymous No.9091617]

>>9091285

[Anonymous No.9091671]

>>9091617
this little qt blocked me after I asked her how it felt to be the face of everything wrong with America today. I'm pissed desu

[Anonymous No.9091683]

>>9090612
L'est beeelle

[Anonymous No.9091996]

>>9086651
Autistic yet correct.

[Anonymous No.9092025]

>>9088743
I used to think about the incomprehensible joys of life and the inescapability of loss.

And you know what, anon?

Everyone thinks like that. It came as a blow to me too, anon. I thought I'd been special. But no, it turns out all humans have roughly the same faculties and they all truly use them, even if they don't appear to.

[Anonymous No.9092221]

Hmm

[Anonymous No.9092226]

Yeah, she's cute

[Anonymous No.9092235]

>>9092226


She's like an attractive Maisie Williams.

[Anonymous No.9092245]

>>9092221
>>9092226
Here, I have made another one for you to save and use

i've added infinite jest

[Anonymous No.9092250]

>>9091248
This. You're probably a teen if you think that pulling another KT is a good idea.

[Anonymous No.9092601]

>>9092245

[Anonymous No.9092781]

>>9092245
>>9092601
Where did all of these pics of her come from?

[Anonymous No.9092848]

>>9092781

It's crazy man, people put all kinds of things on the Internet, like personal stuff.

[Anonymous No.9092913]

>>9092848
we want links.

[Anonymous No.9092976]

>>9090624
This is the key.

[Anonymous No.9092979]

Stop these gay thread you fucking autists

I don't wanna see posts about fucking gaytubers, clear?

YES IT'S CLEAR YOU FUCKING LOSERS

[Anonymous No.9093208]

>>9086199
>posting trannies in the current year

[Anonymous No.9093216]

>>9091285
of course /lit/ is a communist board

[Anonymous No.9093232]

>>9086527
>>9086532

> Implying the holohoax happened

[Anonymous No.9093250]

>there is no female booktuber who is a 10/10

Sucks to live on this planet

[Anonymous No.9093255]

>>9093250
You'd never fuck her anyway.

[Anonymous No.9093292]

>>9091285
>tfw it's been a year since Google killed go

[Anonymous No.9093309]

>>9093250
>>9093292


But there are cute young female who read books, that much is obvious. And good books.

In fact, I'm sure there are some who browse this board.

And in fact, there might be even be one on this thread right now.

[Anonymous No.9093351]

>>9093309
post your feet then :3

[Anonymous No.9093360]

>>9093351

I'm not a woman idiot.

I was merely stating a possibility.

[Anonymous No.9093371]

>>9092848
see >>9092913
Someone will likely come through with the links sooner or later.

[Anonymous No.9093482]

>>9092245
added some Joyce, out /lit/ queen is now complete

[Anonymous No.9093544]

FUCK YOU ALL YOU STUPID HEADS FULL OF SHIT

YOU SHIT CUNTS

[Anonymous No.9093656]

>>9093482
She would be the perfect progenitor of white babies that we need in this time of crisis.

[Anonymous No.9093682]

Oh gosh. She comes from a Southern (Texas) Catholic family. She needs to be guided down a path that will produce the next Flannery O'Conner

[Anonymous No.9093774]

>>9090612
tfw I can't understand French

[Anonymous No.9093783]

I JUST WANT A LIT WAIFU GODDAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN

[Anonymous No.9093797]

>>9092226
Why do ballet shoes make feet look even more attractive?

[Anonymous No.9093805]

>>9086231
oh ya the Hymen chick

[Anonymous No.9093813]

>>9090612
>Don't speak a word of Frog
>Still watched the whole thing for some reason
Why did I do this?

[Anonymous No.9093822]

>>9086231
I pity poor anons who weren't there to witness this.

[Anonymous No.9093827]

>>9086235
Fucking reddit

[Anonymous No.9093834]

You say The Hunger Games, I say The Sot-Weed Factor
You say Twilight, I say The Recognitions
You say Divergent, I say The Magic Mountain
You say Harry Potter, I say In Search of Lost Time
You say Perks, I say Women & Men
You say John Green, I say shut the fuck up
You say Cassandra Clare, I scream Thomas Pynchon!!
You say Fifty Shades of Grey, I fucken punch you in the face

92% of teenagers have turned to YA and memes. If you are part of the 8% that still reads real literature, copy and paste this message to another 5 threads. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF /LIT/ DIE

[Anonymous No.9093837]

>>9093813
She's cute and French sounds nice from her

[Anonymous No.9093839]

This is going to turn into a complete nightmare like the last one.

[Anonymous No.9093841]

>>9093797
I'm pretty sure they wreck feet in the long run though.

[Anonymous No.9093847]

>>9093841
I wouldn't be surprised. I just have a thing for them ever since my childhood.

[Anonymous No.9093848]

>>9093841
dancers in general don't have good feet

[Anonymous No.9093860]

>>9093839
As long as we don't encourage the fucking stupid teenagers who want to be a so funny meme it will be fine.
She's also used to performing, and seems less sheltered, can probably handle having to delete a few edgelords comments.
It's still maddening /lit/ has people who find it funny when its the lowest form of "comedy." reenacting memes at the potential detriment of qt girls.

[Anonymous No.9093861]

Beta nu-male cuck mods deleted the other Claire thread. lol.

[Anonymous No.9093867]

>>9093861
>thread consisting 99% of shitposting
>D-DUDE FUGGIN NU-MALES :--DDD

kys yourself

[Anonymous No.9093887]

>>9093841
Yeah, ballet dancers basically have Gollum feet.

[Anonymous No.9093893]

>>9093887
Not true. I currently have an Asian girl who went to Reed College who comes over once a week, or once every two weeks, and lets me lick her feet. She did ballet until just a few years ago and for basically her entire life and they're extremely nice.

[Anonymous No.9093920]

Can anyone else figure out what her life is? The full-time work comment kind of threw me off, I thought she was just some high schooler before that.

Like it seems like she lives with her parents and family, but she says she works full time. I spent too much time looking through her instagram and she had a #springbreak on one of her book pictures from a year ago, so I assume she was in school then. My guess is she just graduated HS and isn't going to college because she's super sheltered and her parents don't think she's ready.

On one of the videos I found what I guess is her mom's youtube channel:

https://www.youtube.com/user/motherdaughterAGfun/videos

>Married to Matt for twenty plus years. We are parents to seven children, five sons and two daughters. Our oldest son is away at college. We are a Catholic, home schooling family. All six of our children living at home are ballet dancers. My interests include simple and frugal living. I love to organize! We are a big family living on a small budget. I lean towards minimalism, and think that 'less is more' except with regards to children :) I want to encourage women in their vocations as wives and mothers. I have personally been inspired by the US Navy SEALs, and use their goals as some of my own in motherhood. Here are some of my favorite SEAL quotes~ "Never be content with mediocrity. Strive for excellence." "Under pressure you don't rise to the occasion, you sink to the level of your training. That's why we train so hard." "Give up, give in, or give it all you've got." "Mind over matter." "Turn off pain and focus on the mission."

Kind of makes me sad, but I can't explain why. I also definitely revealed my power level in this post.

[Anonymous No.9093939]

>>9093920
link to her instagram?

[Anonymous No.9093942]

NEW CLAIRE LADS GET IN HERE
https://youtube.com/watch?v=L8LQoL4vERs

[Anonymous No.9093945]

>>9093920
>she's a traditionalist
I'm gonna fall in love
She's a less autistic, more bookish and Catholic Agatha

[Anonymous No.9093958]

>>9093920
more investigation later, I found this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4R-MLmaKIg

in it, the mom says Carli is 18, so I guess you guys are in the clear. also, they homeschool all of their kids. They say their oldest son is 19 in his sophomore year, so I think my original position that she graduated and isn't going to college because she's sheltered is true.

>>9093939
https://www.instagram.com/carliclairethebookgirl/

don't be weird

[Anonymous No.9093963]

>>9093958
This is good anon, keep going

[Anonymous No.9093977]

>>9090612
very cringey

[Anonymous No.9093978]

>>9093920

>All six of our children living at home are ballet dancers.

Wait so all of those boys are ballet dancers too?

What a weird family, man. Creepy.

[Anonymous No.9093980]

>>9093958
>tfw no qt3.14 7.5/10 sheltered catholic homeschooled gf to read historical fiction with and introduce The Russians to and read excerpts of Finnegans Wake with
Fucking end me

[Anonymous No.9093983]

>>9093958

>yfw her parents find out she puts videos on the devil net and kill her in the name of God

[Anonymous No.9093990]

>>9093920
>>Like it seems like she lives with her parents and family, but she says she works full time.
I think she means school

she said she toured austria last summer for some ballet contest

[Anonymous No.9093991]

>>9093945
Behead those who insult Agatha!

[Anonymous No.9093995]

>>9093990
>she'll never crush your head with her strong dancers thighs

[Anonymous No.9094003]

>>9093920
yeah that's the woman who drive them to some doll store. in the video, the girl of this thread says she has a sister, but in the video of them to the store, there are
-the girl of this thread
-a little girl
-a girl of the age of the girl of this thread

so that makes three girls. Perhps the older woman is the mom of another friend's family.
Or more likely, the other teen girl is a friend who tagged along to the shop.

[Anonymous No.9094004]

>>9093963
I'm not going to dox, but I know what city they live in now. Honestly it's kind of making me sad. The mom doesn't work and they have seven kids, so they have to try to save money on every little thing. The family seems incredibly close but in a lonely way, like its all they know.

>>9093978
Yeah, it's all kind of bizarre. The boys are ballet dancers too, in the same class as Carli. I actually have cousins like this, with homeschooled kids who only leave the house to go to ballet. I don't get to hear very much about them so I think that's why I'm so interested in this.

[Anonymous No.9094007]

>this innocent and sheltered girl just caught the attention of a bunch of weirdo sperg fucks

i don't like where this is headed one bit

[Anonymous No.9094008]

>>9093958
how did you find the channel of the mom?

[Anonymous No.9094015]

>>9094004
>all she knows is her family, Catholicism, ballet, and historical fiction
Good. We can influence her. We'll have her calling her family pseud poseurs for not reading Gravity's Rainbow backwards in no time.

[Anonymous No.9094019]

>>9093958
She is turning them all into attention whores. IT is her husbands fault for not fucking her enough probably. She is probably jealous as hell that her daughter is much prettier than her, and much more popular.

[Anonymous No.9094022]

>>9094008
The mom leaves a comment on every one of Carli's videos. Step up your game, I'm not the same poster but it took me a short time to find out about the mom's channel.

[Anonymous No.9094023]

>>9094007
i'm actually scared desu

[Anonymous No.9094027]

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[Anonymous No.9094031]

>>9094004
>homeschooled kids who only leave the house to go to ballet
Why are so many ballet dancers homeschooled? I've met one myself.

[Anonymous No.9094035]

>>9094027
wtf. I think the Zodiac Killer is after Carli now.

[Anonymous No.9094041]

>>9094031
>ballet
ballet is demanding and the easiest justification for bullying

[Anonymous No.9094042]

>>9094019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7KAMARUnXc

It's definitely abnormal for a family like this to post YouTube videos. In this vid she talks about how she focuses on her kids a lot and doesn't have a good enough relationship with her husband, so you're probably right.

Also in a different vid she said she had two miscarriages and early menopause preventing her from having more kids. Pretty sad.

Carli seems like she's pretty into ballet though. Like she does pretty major roles in real productions. So maybe that's why she isn't going to college?

[Anonymous No.9094048]

>>9094042
She is fit. How old is she?

[Anonymous No.9094050]

>>9094041
bullying? really? Never would have equated the two

[Anonymous No.9094057]

>>9093958
>decorative editions of a bunch of freshman-level Victorian classics all written by women

lol

[Anonymous No.9094059]

>>9094042
Family goals t.b.h. Wife goals as well. Claire is like an improved version of the mom from what I'm seeing. I'd like to hear from Matt at some point.
>tfw Claire will leave the nest at some point and become your wife
I know she's Catholic but she reminds me a lot of the very devout Protestants at the Church we went to when I was growing up.

[Anonymous No.9094064]

>>9094042

>preventing her from having more kids. Pretty sad.

I don't see that as sad. That is nature trying to put her psychosis in check and preventing her from trying to reach child number 20 or whatever the crazy number is that she still wants.

Why would you want even more than seven kids when you can barely afford that to begin with?

[Anonymous No.9094068]

>>9094048
she's 43, or around that. Carli is better though desu.

this video kind of made me feel weird, she's literally teaching her kid as she records it. there's definitely something going on in the family that's making them post youtube videos.

[Anonymous No.9094079]

>>9094057

>of a bunch of freshman-level

she's just a sheltered girl who likes to read classic female authors.

yes it's pleb, but it's quaint.

[Anonymous No.9094081]

No wonder shes that fucked up with a mother like that

[Anonymous No.9094085]

Maybe this is one of those ARGs. We have to figure it out!

[Anonymous No.9094094]

I want /b/fags to leave already, No reason to be this obnoxiously creepy and finding out every single detail of this random girls life. Honestly just end yourselves soon.

[Anonymous No.9094095]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egk2d4tK2Nw

>"Made in the USA, happy to see that"

our girls are redpilled

[Anonymous No.9094098]

Did they vote for Trump or Hillary ?

[Anonymous No.9094105]

She says she spend 700USD/month for 6 children + 2 adults. I think this is pretty normal. I spend already 300 USD for myself.

[Anonymous No.9094108]

>>9094095
Claire reminds me of Rory.

[Anonymous No.9094111]

>>9094094

Eat a dick you sensitive Reddit faggot.

[Anonymous No.9094112]

>>9094098
Hilldawg, my nigga.

[Anonymous No.9094117]

I am going to send her the most despicable messages about the filthiest sex I want to have with her.

[Anonymous No.9094127]

>>9094117

[Anonymous No.9094136]

>>9094042
Holy shit. Never really realized how degenerate my parents are until I saw this. She seems intelligent and virtuous and probably raises her kids accordingly. My parents are fucking jokes.

[Anonymous No.9094143]

>supposedly catholic
>doesn't send her children to catholic school to be properly catechized

it's really sad to see that american catholics have become just another kind of protestant.

[Anonymous No.9094146]

>>9094143

It's really sad to see that people still believe in religion.

[Anonymous No.9094156]

>>9094108
Indeed. Rory is an apex woman

[Anonymous No.9094157]

>>9094146
it's really sad to see that people still pretend to be atheist.

[Anonymous No.9094226]

There's a LOT of information on her out there publicly. I don't want to say specifically what because it'd make it easier to find it, but there's enough for some crazed anon to go and meet her in person. And I only searched for a bit over an hour.

Idk. I don't trust 4chan enough for this channel to be up but I also don't want to white knight it

[Anonymous No.9094250]

>>9094226
>there's enough for some crazed anon to go and meet her in person
>I only searched for a bit over an hour

[Anonymous No.9094594]

new video and I cant see comments, why is that ?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.9094620]

>>9094004
>so they have to try to save money on every little thing
meanwhile her daughter gets her books from barnes and noble, most of them in hardcover.

[Anonymous No.9094634]

>>9094250
kek

[Anonymous No.9094905]

>>9094594
Because she did the smart thing.
>>9094004
Don't get KT vibes from this man.

[Anonymous No.9095156]

shredup chopel
shredup chopel3 days ago
could you do book reviews or analysis? like videos where you go more in depth about the books you like. your vids are pretty relaxing and I think reviews could be good!
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Carli Claire
Carli Claire1 day ago
shredup chopel Ok Thanks! I'll do one soon

[Anonymous No.9095346]

Claire is the anti post-modern woman.

We must rally behind her in that minimalizes how spergy we are.