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>age
>factoid about yourself
>current book you're reading and how do you like it

>> No.8928291

>>8928278
>18
>I'm a top end sax player
>Naked Lunch-enjoying it

>> No.8928297

>>8928278
>27
>i feel ancient for dating a 23 yr old
>Underworld; dig it

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>>8928278
>23
>enjoy MLP
>Pic related, a D&D adventure. Great worldbuilding and well-written, can't wait to run it for my party. Also reading Dracula to get into the mood

>> No.8928307

>19
>very apathetic towards life
>Infinite Jest
I feel guilty cause I read then take hiatus and read again. I always had the need to read books in one big swoop, like in a night.

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>>8928278
>20
>sexually awakened NEET
>Delta of Venus

>> No.8928313

>>8928278
>23
>Years of 4chan contrarianism has made me a miserable human being
>The Denial of Death. It got me to buy The Sickness Unto Death, but nothing else in it has really been too interesting.

>> No.8928323

>>8928278
23
Working/studying
The Lady of The Lake (the last part of the witcher series)

>> No.8928334

>23
>I love fucking prostitutes
>Ratner's Star

>> No.8928346

>>8928278
>18
>pretty slick artist if I do say so myself
>Gravity's Rainbow- Very confusing but I love the prose and the bits of humor. Started yesterday and am 10% in

>> No.8928369

>>8928334
do you use condoms? i would cum inside w/ no condom

>> No.8928378

>14
>I like to lie in FBI threads
>How to stop being a Goober by Sam Hyde

>> No.8928381

>>8928369
or oral witout condoms

>> No.8928574

>>8928369
That would be ill-advised, friend. Bare back blowjobs are pretty safe, but both you and the prostitute would have to be nuts not to use a condom for sex.

>> No.8928599

>>8928278
>28
>I think people can read my mind sometimes.
>Tristram Shandy just finished the first chapter/book and was left puzzled

>> No.8928648

>19
>I gotta piss
>The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, pretty good so far

>> No.8928711

>>8928323
How are you liking it so far, anon? Probably the best Witcher novel. Only the first two short story collections are better.

>> No.8928780

>>8928278

>27
>I'm an ironman triathlete and ultra runner
>The Dragonbone Chair, and Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Very plebby stuff, but it's enjoyable and relaxing.

>> No.8928827

>20
>I like rocking chairs
>Doctor Faustus by Mann, pretty great so far

>> No.8928865

>>8928278
>18
>think I'm better than everyone but still absolutely hate myself
>lord of the flies and it's bretty gud

>> No.8928879

>>8928865
t. everyone on this board

>> No.8928883

>>8928302
Recommendations for good and noob-friendly D&D lit?

>> No.8928889

>19
>just sold all of my video games because i'm broke
>Wizard and Glass by Stephen King. started the DT series two years ago, trying to finish this book so I can get into some better shit

>> No.8928898

>>8928879
t. me

>> No.8928933

>>8928323
I have been wanting to try those out, I like the Witcher 3's characters and stories but don't love the gameplay.

>>8928278
>21 (22 on the 26th)
>waiting on hearing back from a few magazines I have submitted short stories to, just got an update from one that they are nearing mine.
>Just finished The Left Hand of Darkness by Le Guin yesterday. I really liked it. I'm also reading Every Twelve Seconds as well for my honors research at uni, it's pretty good for what it is.

>> No.8928942

>>8928883
/tg/'s mega has a lot of stuff
https://mega.nz/#F!z8pBVD4Q!UIJWxhYEWy7Xp91j6tztoQ

Lost Mine of Phandelver is a really good starter adventure if you want to DM. If you want to be a player, read the Player's Basic Rules to get an easy start. Then after a bit, read through the Player's Handbook. They're all in that link.

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>>8928898
t. ?

daamn
ja måst sa här i mellan att där finns kanska mycke folken härifrän o. elr de är en av dom "jåå, no lärt de just"-sakerna

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>>8928898
t. ?

daamn
ja måst sa här i mellan att där finns kanska mycke folken härifrän o. elr de är en av dom "jåå, no lärt de just"-sakerna

>> No.8929011

>>8928278
>20
>I am diagnosed with a personality disorder
>The Iliad long stretches of tedium but also some pretty thrilling verses at times

>> No.8929029

>>8929001
Fuck off, Svensk

>> No.8929038

>>8929001
Ich no speak snow kraut, Håns

>> No.8929040

>24
>A NEET without friends or life
>Steppenwolf

>> No.8929076

>19
>Go to a bottom tier university
>Neuromancer, not being hyperbolic when I say it's been a life changing experience

>> No.8929100

>>8929076
No wonder you go to a bottom tier university

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>>8929029
int riktig men de ä lättare att tala ny med är de int?
lel. min monsieur nicht sverige, nein nein nein
jumalauta suomea täällä puhutaan mutta pitäähän sitä päästää pihalle näitä äitä myös toisessa muodossa kun norjaakaa osaa kirjottaa

>>8929038
well snö again hits the motherfucking floor

I don't want to derail but "t." is an abbrevation of "regards" somewhere in the world (the F-land) just so you guys might now know and it just might as well mean something else too.

>22 soon
>i shall learn ancient greek someday
>the magic mountain

>> No.8929135

>23
>I think people who use the word factoid unironically should be shot in the head.
>Look to Windward, I'm enjoying it.

>>8929100
kek

>> No.8929142

>21
>i'm actually alright with things and am steadily proceeding onto my goals
>white noise by delillo. it's alright.

>> No.8929157

>26
>Been seeing a gril for the past 19 months with NO sexual relations and we're not long distance
> Walden by Thoreau, I'm enjoying his prose and I agree with his points but not always with his reasoning.

>> No.8929172

>>8929157
>Been seeing a girl for the past 19 motnsh with no sexual relations
If you haven't even kissed then you need to get a fucking grip and consider that you're probably the only one who considers you a couple.

Either way, you need to be a fucking adult and have a conversation with her because that's not even close to normal.

>> No.8929185

>>8929172
Oh we kiss all the time, we just haven't had sex (oral/vaginal/whatevs)

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>>8928278
>19
>I don't like the new star wars movies
>redneck manifesto; loving it

>> No.8929204

>27
>Once fucked a man in the ass, and came on his wife's face. Actually wasn't very fun.
>Napoleon biography.

>> No.8929225

>>8928278

>21
>Manlet
>A Canticle for Leibowitz

>> No.8929236

>>8929185
I agree with the other anon. That's not normal. I find weird that you are ok with that.

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8929237

>>8929185

Literally nothing wrong with that senpai

>> No.8929238

>>8928278
>20
>Have had the bones in my leg sawn in half before
>Infinite Jest. I'm taking an entire 1 on 1 class on it this upcoming term. It's okay, I like Hal's sections, but the rest just bore me.

>> No.8929249

>>8929185
Are you two mutually okay with that? Is she a Christian?

>> No.8929258

>23
>Comedian
>just finished the Denial of Death. Fucking dense book full with insights that I haven't read anywhere else. The chapter about schizophrenia doesn't go pretty well with actual research, but the book overall is very good.

>> No.8929265

>>8929249
I'm the emotional boyfriend.

>> No.8929269

>>8928313
nice, how did you like Becker's stuff? Comedian anon here.

>> No.8929286

>21
>I write for my uni's newspaper, nervous about being a senior staff writer next semester
>Beyond the Inverted Pyramid (clever and well-written for a how-to-journalism text) and The Divine Comedy (damn great)

>> No.8929312

>>8929185
It's okay. You're engaging in pure love.

>> No.8929317

>>8929238

How did your bones get sawn in half?

>> No.8929362

>27
>addicted to vaping
>the black company. prose takes a while to get used to but it's fascinating

>> No.8929370

>>8929317
Refusing to learn. I went to the surgeon to add a few inches.

>> No.8929382

>19
>Despise myself and am probably a disgrace to my family
>War and Peace

>> No.8929451
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>22
>When I was 14, I bungee jumped from a bridge in a rainforest somewhere in Ecuador
>Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters and Seymour an Introduction
>The Bible

The former is really great. Salinger superbly writes Buddy's account in "Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters." Although, "Seymour an Introduction" is rather challenging to read. I may have to reread it, honestly. For anyone who is unfamiliar, this novella's format is akin to "Franny and Zooey."

For all my life, sadly, I've been putting off reading the latter. I've heard enough about it, even, to discourse the major biblical tales, as if I had actually read it before. Simply put, it's the greatest book I've ever read-- and I'm only in Genesis.

>> No.8929519

>30
>I have a sadistic infatuation with my cousin's wife. I want to steal her from him.
>Stephen King's IT

>> No.8929592

>21
>big guy (for you)
>Brothers Karamazov
Just finished it. Burst into tears after that last chapter in the epilogue.

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>24
>my only sexual intercourse has been with a crossdressing dude
>blood meridian
2muchscalping4me

>> No.8929681

>26
>hate most brit lit
>The Disaster Artist. Good

>> No.8929687

>20
>actually depressed because I can't write any pabulum
>theogony

>> No.8929690

>24
>despite being a NEET drug addict fuck up for most of my life, i stole my friend's business idea and actually brought it to fruition and became a millionaire
>holes

>> No.8929727

>>8928307
>feeling apathetic while reading Infinite Jest
wew wew wew

>> No.8929736

>18
>my dog is my grandmother
>1Q84 - not very far in but pretty decent. sad because all translations will never live up to original text but i'll take what i can get

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>21

>I'm in a constant internal fight because there's so much shit I want to do before I'm old to regret the least amount of shit possible, but lack the will force to do it and not get easily distracted with other stuff; or pride doesn't let me go through the easy ways to do some stuff because I might heavily regret it in the future. That includes being a kissless virgin still, because I rejected the chance to have something with girls I didn't actually wanted, but wanted my dick

>Brand New World
I'm just finished the prologue, about to start Part 1. Despite being indeed a happy world(like the spanish title), in a way, the explanation for how things are and how they got there seems so utterly bullshit and bizarre, that I ended up questioning myself why do I keep reading dystopian books if I don't like their style. I'll probably finish it just to say I did, either way.

>> No.8929823

>23
>my FIDE rating was over 2,000 when I stopped playing
>Paradise Lost, rereading and enjoying moreso this time around

>> No.8929852

>>8929727
planning on reading IJ but feel the same way as >>8928307
pls elaborate

>> No.8929865

>19
>I work at a major tech company and have access to your data :^)
>Speak, Memory; Enjoying it

>> No.8929877

>>8928278
>23
>currently applying to grad school
>bleeding edge: doesn't feel like pynchon, maybe he's not the real author

>> No.8929925

>54
>should die
>in the process of throwing out books I'll never read again

>> No.8929987

>>8929925
How are you going to do it, friend?

>> No.8930006

>>8928278
>24
>almost finished first book I've completed in years
>Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman. It's meh. I fucking hate books. Why am I on /lit/? It's an easy read though

>> No.8930084

>19
>chemical engineering major
>Watchmen, best graphic novel i've ever read

>> No.8930293

26
I'm an avid byciclist
Das Kapital. It's a little hard to get into.

>> No.8930310

>>8928278
>22
>I want to die
>A Clockwork Orange. Overrated piece of trash

>> No.8930464

32
beginner upright bass player (rockabilly/psychobilly leanings)
The Night Battles by Carlo Ginzburg. I loved Ecstasies and I am enjoying this one.

>> No.8931264

>>8929987
I will hang myself. In my last few pathetic seconds,I want to feel tall.

>> No.8931615

>24
>Just moved into a new apartment
>Tristram Shandy, father's faux academic digressions are hilarious.

>> No.8931626

>>8928278
19
philosopher, artist, spiritual being.
ulysses

sounds like kek, but it might not be at all like that.

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>40
>I'm writing my 12th novel
>Phillip K Dick's huge ass exegesis.
>that guy was a genius

>> No.8931671

24
I came from anal only last night.
V

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>>8928369
>>8928334
false. the trick is to use your own condoms, pierce them and impregnate the sluts while remaining anonymous

>> No.8931710

>>8929690
>i stole my friend's business idea and actually brought it to fruition and became a millionaire
what is the idea

>> No.8931712

>>8929265
more like emotional tampax

>> No.8931761

>20
>very little interesting to say
>Player Piano, haven't really started it yet but coming off Vonegut's other works I'm sure I'll enjoy it

>> No.8931783

>>8929204
write a book about it

>> No.8932302

>>8929129
I know that you autistic Finn
You said that everyone in this board was me
So I pointed out that you were me for being on this board

Now you've killed my joke
I hate you so much

>> No.8932319

>>8928278
>21
> international student in South Korea
> Beloved - Toni Morrison ; just started it

>> No.8932356

> 19
> I make shitty video edits
> To Kill A Mocking Bird

>> No.8932382

>18
>I'm not a real human being.
>Bertrand Russel - History of Western Philosophy
Really interesting to read about this planet's historical empiric tradition.

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>>8928278

>22
>I love xanax and I work and a normie clothing store where I ogle teens all day.
>Franny and Zooey, I think Franny is best /lit/ girl bar none.

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>18
>my prof suggested me to give her some of my writing to submit it to a competition, but I hadn't written anything on my own accord and, weeks after her suggestion, am still not writing anything
>Aaron Copland - What to Listen for in Music
>it's pretty good, I'm finally starting to understand some slightly more sophisticated aspects of music

>> No.8932485

>>8930006
Good job man. There's real practical benefits to reading even if people here will shit on you for not starting with the greeks etc.

>> No.8932487

>18
>depressed
>Hegel's Introductory Lectures on Aesthetics tr. Bosanquet
It's boring to read but interesting to think about while I'm at work.

>> No.8932518

>>8932485
like what?

I am an internet browser/shitposter before anything else, so I was on /pol/ towards the end of the election, cause that was exciting, then even though I'm straight I ended up browsing /lgbt/ for a few weeks and jacked to gay porn the whole time, now I'm off that, fapping str8 again, and browsing /lit/ and I'll probably read a few books and then stop. Maybe I'll cycle back eventually, but not for awhile.

>> No.8932677

>38
>I'm eating banana and ice cream
>consider phlebas - its alright. ish. maybe. not sure whether to read the rest of the culture novels.

>> No.8932682

>>8928574
>bare back blowjobs
>bare back
>blowjobs

>> No.8932696

>22
>Started masturbating at 18
>Narziss and Goldmund by Hesse. Enjoy it alot

>> No.8932710

>32
>I have been voting Conservative in Canada for the past decade
>Justin Trudeau's Common Ground
Soft leadership at work. No wonder he's surrounded himself with ethnic anomalies and women.

>> No.8932737

>>8932696
How was your first fap? Why did you start doing it then and not sooner anyway?

>> No.8932750

>>8931637
post one excerpt of one of your novels

>> No.8932756

>>8932677
Do read the rest. Consider Phlebas was quite weak, and not really representative of the whole series

>> No.8932934

>>8932414
>Babby's second Salinger

>> No.8932968

>>8928278
>18
>I like sucking dicks
>Look Who's Back by Timur Vermes. It's alright.

>> No.8933019

>>8931637
>Phillip K Dick's huge ass exegesis.

Would you recommend it?

>> No.8933050

>>8932414
Franny and Zooey is my favorite book desu. I always picture Franny as a cute animu girl.

>> No.8933057

>>8928278
>26
>this thread makes me feel old
>Moby Dick. It's amazing. I can't believe people call this boring, it's actually a page turner.

>> No.8933423

>>8928278
>18
>red hair blue eyes
>Candide, by voltiare. Basically just a long social/political analogy. Volty criticizes blind optimism by forcing candide and co. through really shitty situations. Not a huge fan, personally, but it was ok

>> No.8933438

24
i look like stephen king's self-insert in it (1990) with my current hair (sans glasses)
to the lighthouse: it really feels like having a vagina

>> No.8933456

>>8928278
>19
>im gonna make a music band and make it my life project
>the magic mountain, is comfy

>> No.8933463

>>8933438
>it really feels like having a vagina
That can be kinda cool right?

>> No.8933470

>>8929172
>>8929236
Mind your own businesses.

>> No.8933472

>>8933456
also neither me and my bandmates are really talented, or THAT creative
but i dont give a fuck
/blogpost

>> No.8933487

>>8933463
oh yeah i'm not complaining
i'm thinking of recommening it to my mom it reminds me a lot of our family interactions

>>8933472
talentent and creativity aren't everything
beethoven's worthless if no one else plays him

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>>8932453
get on writing that thing

>> No.8933523

>>8933487
beethoven was so crazy talented he made his best music while deft

>> No.8933572

>19
>aspiring voice actor
>Masters of Doom. Almost done, quite enjoying it. Gonna read The Monkey and the Monk afterwards.

>> No.8933613

>19
>I regret not choosing to be born in another æon
>Caminhos Cruzados, by Érico Veríssimo
Pretty interesting book so far. Mainly because the way the plot unfolds, with all the characters treading a common path, hence the title “Crossed Ways”.

>> No.8933632

>>8933613
>>I regret not choosing to be born in another æon
made me lel, thanks

>> No.8933640

>20
>I'm a Shakespeare apologist
>Infinite Jest; It's not bad. A little confusing at first but rather enjoyable.

>> No.8933718

>>8932302
>You said that everyone in this board was me
nigga that wasn't me

i was there just educating all other users.

but I sure ruined your joke. you're welcome :)

t. (You)

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>>8928278
>19
>Automotive/aeronautical/maritime critical systems programmer for private sector arms dealers
>Summa Theologica. Everything this dude says is perfect, I love it

>> No.8934509

>20
>Once I actually get around to writing down all my books I'll be considered the voice of my generation, if not the greatest national poet my patria has ever seen
>Black Swan by Nicholas Taleb. Loving it. Not only do I relate to Taleb a lot as a person, but he makes some really brilliant points about humanity's cognitive abilities. The way he BTFO the bulk of language learning textbooks/methodology in a single thought experiment was downright impressive

>> No.8935204

>>8928334
>I love fucking prostitutes

Yeah, same. I wish it was legalized in the states, though. But one should never lose hope, for in the future, when all the old people have died out, we Millennials will be calling the shots.

>> No.8935566

>>8933423
people say that voltaire was a bourgeois who tried to tell the pleb that not to get into politics by ''cultivating ones garden''

>> No.8935906

>>8933423
its a satire of Leibniz's philosophy

>> No.8935911

>>8932677
don't. ian m. banks is a hack. I have yet to read anything of his that showed otherwise

>> No.8935915

19
instead of balls i have liv ullman's and akhenaton's heads under my dick
im reading the long river by beratis

>> No.8935916

>24
>I have two jobs
>Chapter House Dune

>> No.8935928

>>8932737
My parents were quite conservative and as a consequence my upbringing was quite sheltered. For ages I thought that masturbating was equivalent to achieving an erection, and never really pursued it further.
It wasn't until I was 18 that I figured out that I could make myself ejaculate by rubbing my dick back and forth.
My first wank was enlightening.

>> No.8936332

>>8932710
If you don't mind answering. What part of Canada are you from? Book seems pretty interesting imo.


>>22
>>Nothing specific comes to mind.
>>Dead souls. I am on the final chapter. I really like it, but enjoyed part 1 more than 2.

>> No.8937439

>21
>Had anxiety that is partly socially based for about 1 year now. Hoping to get out of it soon.
>War and peace. It's bretty gud but I have only just begun.

>> No.8937488

>18
>former neet
>Gulag : A History

It's interesting, only finished the first chapter though, gonna read Kolyma Tales afterwards with some added insights, hopefully it will also be good

>> No.8937506

>>8928278
>23
>i'm in love with my sis
>the magic montain, i didn't finished yet but its already one of my favorites

>> No.8937539

>>8932677

read all of them, trust me

>30
>think I might have seriously destroyed my insides drinking
>Maps of Meaning, it's great

>> No.8937569

>>8929265
So who's the sexual boyfriend?

>> No.8937598

>>8931626
You sound reprehensible
>20
>if i don't get into UChicago i'll be forced to study STEM so i'll consider killing myself. Imo not even a sad person.
>the hope, hype, and reality of genetic engineering

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>>8932677
My boss was raving about The Culture series so I just started this. Right now I'm struggling through _that_ scene on the orbital with the islanders (I assume anyone who has read it knows which scene I'm referring to). Almost lost my lunch reading it. What was Banks thinking?

>> No.8937676

>>8931626
jesus if I ever saw you I'd punch you so fucking hard.

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>>8928278
>18
>Im a loser who browses 4chan
>A Tale of Two Cities. I only just got back into reading and i'm trying to learn how to read effectively.
The book can be really confusing at times, so much that i read the chapter summaries after each chapter. (thank god they're only a few pages long). After reading the chapter summaries for example about 40-80% of the information is new. To those who have read this book can you relate? or am i just too stupid to understand quality literature?

>> No.8937724

>>8928278
27
leskov's enchanted wanderer
once, i was selling yellow wax, pretending it to be crack cocaine in rockford illinois with a black man as my sidekick. his name was Lil Larry. anyhow, one night we found some 'cluckers' (crackheads) and offered them some rock. They were interested, a man and woman, both middle aged, surprisingly fat. The man nodded at her hideous partner, and she offered to exchange it for sucking his cock. Lil Larry obliged, allowing her to blow him in the back seat of my buick century. they shortly left and went behind a house, to do god knows what, and he returned, telling me to leave quickly, but not too quickly. I did.

>> No.8937727

>>8937671

Banks was a sick puppy, read Complicity if you really want to turn your stomach

>> No.8937914

>>8928278
>22
>Self converted christian with atheist parents
>Moby Dick, it is quite amazing

>> No.8937947

90
i can suck my own cock
the bible, it makes me horny desu

>> No.8937989

>>8937914
Best of luck, friend. May your pagan parents burn in hell for all of eternity.

>> No.8938021

>18
>i'm a very sporadic writer. like i start with the last paragraph, write a random scene, so on ect ect.
>Battle Royale. It's alright, feels very Japanese (if that makes any sense). The way the characters get introduced is pretty shitty.

>> No.8938048

>18
>I thought i was well read, before i discovered this board
>Just finished American Psycho, loved it, and now at a 4-way crossroad between starting Naked Lunch, Dune, the new Stephen King short story book, or one of the greeks

How do i ascend past brainlet-ism /lit/

>> No.8938058

>>8938048
Don't read Stephen King or any genre fiction, for starters

>> No.8938074

>>8928278
>19
>If i don't get an internship this summer, I'll have to get a job, and i don't want to get a job because I'm a lazy piece of shit
>Autobiography of Benvenuto Cellini; loving it, somehow almost every one of his stories is noteworthy and hilarious

>> No.8938115

>19
>I'm a misanthropic asshole but I hate myself most of all
>Phantom Rickshaw. Pretty good so far. I'm waiting for my own copy to come in to finish it.

>> No.8938172

>>8938058
>not reading for fun AS WELL as forwarding your intelligence
Wew

>> No.8938219

>>8928334
Nice

>> No.8938237

>23
>i struggle with mental disorders everyday otherwise it makes me miserable
>social anarchism and lifestyle anarchism. It's like bookchin is punching me in the face

>> No.8938238

>>8928278
hey nice thread.

21
currently working on a collection of short stories.
The Setting Sun, Osamu Dazai -- it's fantastic.

>> No.8938274

>21
>Recently put a twelve year long friendship on hold bc he holds the opinion that paedophilic rape is a-okay
>Under the Volcano. I love how the story just wanders into the past of other characters. I feel like I know these people, but not what is currently happening to them (just finished the bullfight)

>> No.8938733

>22
>took a 14-month reprieve from 4chan but now I'm back and I hate myself for it
>The Sun Also Rises
It's entertaining enough but I've only just begun Book 2. It's the first Hemingway I've read.

>> No.8939159

>22
>fighting depression and changing jobs
>The Stand by Stephen King. I think it's pretty neat. About halfway through. Some areas feel bloated, like reading the ingredients of a box of cereal before I'm allowed to eat it.

>> No.8939209

>24
>I am preserving my virginity to save lives
>Lorca's Blood Wedding. It's nice.

>> No.8939211

>>8928278
22
I'm an aspiring author with no idea how much work it will take yet.
Black moon - Kenneth Calhoun. great concept, imagery is very thought provoking. Feels like a trip into somebody's imagination.

>> No.8939214

>>8929362
>addicted to vaping

Would you recommend?

>> No.8939251

>>8938274
>Recently put a twelve year long friendship on hold bc he holds the opinion that paedophilic rape is a-okay

What the fuck? What's his reasoning?

>> No.8939263

>>8928278
>18
>If I don't get into Kenyon College I'll be devastated. There's no other college I really want to go to and I'm so fucking stressed.
>Light in August. It's a lot more...normal and easy to understand than Faulkner's other novels. I don't like it as much so far, but it's still great of course. I'm also reading it on kindle and I'm remembering why I quit ebooks.

>> No.8939322

>22
>Studying mechanical engineering & science
>The Fall by Camus
The first time i've read Camus. Maybe should've started with The Stranger. Anyway, the book feels a bit constricting/nauseating in that it's just him talking all the time. Can't really relate to the main character that well. Sort of enjoying it but feel like im missing some points. Probably the hardest book i've read in a while in terms of content.
>inb4 brainlet

>> No.8939521

>>8928278
this desu

>> No.8939557

>>8939209
dude im 19 and virgin, do you feel you've developed differently than other males?

ulteriorly phrased, should I have sex soon?

>> No.8939660

>>8939521
What?

>> No.8939701

>19
>Haven't read a book in 5ish years
>Clockwork Orange - I'm a fan, hard first read though

>> No.8939716

>23
>If it wasn't for my conversion to Catholicism I probably would've killed myself.
>Silence by Shusaku Endo. It's pretty great.

>> No.8939719

>>8928278
>24
>sad and worried about my boyfriend because his father killed himself
>Post Office Girl by Zweig

>> No.8939769

>23
>i have to go to work in 30 minutes and i have stayed up all night shitposting because i did not want to go to bed because work fills me with such a fear of the tedium i avoid sleep to avoid the lapse in time which only brings it nearer
>mein kampf
>i like the very distinctive style that characterizes hitler's style of thinking, even if it is insane it's unique and arresting. it's fairly meandering, but amidst the wandering thoughts there are some interesting points, such as his arguments for the superiority of oration to written screeds, etc. i fear, though, that i am disappointing hitler senpai by not living the volkisch life.

>> No.8939778

>>8939769
hang in there hitlerbro

check out david irving's Hitler's War if you want more of the Hangin' Out With Hitler vibe, it's comfy as fuck

>> No.8939782

>>8929076
Im reading it too anon, it is almost impossible to get that book in my country so it makes it even more satisfying.

>> No.8939855

>20
>just installed an SSD in my old computer, feels fast
>les chants de maldoror. pretty neat stuff

>>8937914
>>8939716
where are all these people who have religious awakenings i don't know any of you people irl

>> No.8939856

>20
>considering dropping out of ivy league uni where i am in comp lit program
> Catechism, Spinoza's Ethics, Reinhold Niebuhr essay collection

>> No.8939868

>>8939855
I am undergoing a catholic one right now. it's really exciting. it does seem to be a trend on the rise, thank god. i highly recommend it. It probably has to do with the alt-right movement and their preaching of traditional society. yeah, that's def it.

>> No.8939877

>>8939855
also, maybe when you finish lautreamont you'll understand better. that book helped me

>> No.8939884

>>8939855
I don't talk about it publicly. My friends know I read a lot of religious books but I just tell them it's because I have an interest in that stuff.

>> No.8939949

>32
>I'm still in school, LOL
>The Complete Malazan Books Of The Dead

>> No.8939972

>>8939884
u have a duty to preach the gospel my friend

>> No.8939985

>>8928278
>28
>Killing myself once I pay off all my debts
>A Dreamer's Tales, some stories are fun but most of it is dreadfully boring; I'm trying to read as many Lord Dunsany books in a row as I can and I've been completely burned out by the fourth; I would argue each book is better than the last but that is saying very little; these books are written like Biblical stories or various stories from mythology except those stories are actually important to some people and their culture, while these aren't; imagine finding your cousin's deviantArt account and discovering pages upon pages of lore he made-up out of boredom and actually reading it all; each book is less about genesis and more like typical fantasy/Victorian gothic as you go, it also becomes more self-aware and ironic as you go, but it's still rough

>>8928599
I wanted to read this, but I read Don Quixote and Dunces first and didn't like either. Tristram Shandy at least has a very funny synopsis.

>>8933057
>>8937914
I loved the first 28 chapters and the last 3. The 104 in the middle I discovered later was supposed to be mostly comical, but I just didn't get it, I guess. I thought the chapter on whiteness was interesting, but then I read it was meant to be a joke and felt stupid.

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8939996

>25
>Never took a formal college class, but certified firefigher; have published poem
>Bad Monkey

>> No.8940064

>>8939856
Why are you considering dropping out?

>> No.8940104

>22
>There was a period in my life where I did PCP every day until I had a psychotic break
>Schiller's On the Aesthetic Education of Man. The core argument of the book is very interesting and there is definitely some truth to it, but some of the specific points are very questionable. The writing style is a bit strange, because Schiller shifts between using flowery romantic language, and philosophical language strongly influenced by Kant, which sometimes results in great prose, and othertimes borderline unreadable passages, and the creation of categories where none are necessary for the argument.

>> No.8940124

22
I'm real fat
Lucky Jim, and I'm loving it. A big fan of the randomly interjected explosions/bangs/etc. Very funny.

>> No.8940125

>>8928278
>19
>I have sex a lot, with different partners
>Lolita, enjoying it

>> No.8940127

>>8940125
>I have sex a lot, with different partners

:(

>18
>am virgin
>TBK
I am really really really enjoying it and Its making me unironically christian

>> No.8940236

>>8929592
>tfw when also 21, big guy and had some tears during that last chapter.
>Those fucking birds better sing for him.

>> No.8940282

>>8928278
25
i drink about 2 and a half handles of 101 a week, 3 hours before bed every night to help me sleep
portnoys complaint. its great.

>> No.8940306

>19
>Considering switching out of my stern field because of a great big shitty thing that happened to me in it, or taking a gap year.
>Capitalism and Schizophrenia. Feels good to lose yourself in a whirlwind text every once in a while.

>> No.8941735

>19
>I'm never really happy
> Portrait of an artist as a young man

>> No.8941787

>>8939972
he has a duty to god and his soul first. evangelicalism is often inappropriate

>> No.8941794

>24
>Engineer , work in upstream oil and gas
>edgy shitposting by Nietzche

>> No.8941927

>>8939251
Basically, that if the kid enjoyed it, it's a victimless crime. And a kid not "enjoying" it and being horrifically scarred "might be bad". This came up because he was praising memelo and I sent him the link to the latter's defense of paedophilia, expecting him to disagree. Guess I was wrong.

>> No.8941939

>>8928278
>22
>my penis is 5.8" long
>i am about to start on latro in the mist

>> No.8941947

>>8928278
>24
>posted on here a week ago that I was almost finished my first book in years, finished it and now on second book in years
>Foundation. p. good sofar

>> No.8941957

>>8941939
No one likes a show off

>> No.8941963

>>8928278
>26
>I think most of the people on this site are pathetic. Not in their taste in literature, but how staggeringly stupid they are about women, people, social lives, other races, and going outside in general.
>Adler's "Understanding human nature" and it's about what you expect from the era of psychoanalysis. Ambiguous terminology thrown at the nature-nurture line meant more to defend philosophical pretense than anything else.

>> No.8942155

>>8928278
>22/m
>I used to sing soprano one in an all-day church choir
>The Left Hand of Darkness; it's pretty cool, but I'm still not as into it as I wish I were

>> No.8942161

>>8941963
>I think most of the people on this site are pathetic. Not in their taste in literature, but how staggeringly stupid they are about women, people, social lives, other races, and going outside in general.
But it's a meme. How new are you man?

>> No.8942167

>>8942155
*all-boys, as in a boy choir
>felt like all day tho

>> No.8942192

>27
>I'm noticing I'm becoming prone to bouts of anger that are getting more difficult to hide and I'm a little worried
>Brothers Karamazov; just started on it, and I'm liking it

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>22
>I have prehensile toes and can pick thing up with them. Clothes, pens, etc
>The Windup Girl; loving it. Probably best book I've read in the past 365 days

>> No.8942245

>18
>NEET
>Just finished The Bell Jar earlier today. First half is a drag but the second half is pretty good. Overall 5.5/10

>> No.8942247

>>8942161
A lot of people mean it. And regardless, it's not funny.

>> No.8942252

>>8939949
>The Complete Malazan Books Of The Dead
Fallen*
Great series though

>> No.8942289

>>8928278
>18
>want to make my own VN someday
>Notes from Underground

>> No.8942604

>24
>Half-botched circumcision at birth has left me with half of a foreskin.
>The Game - Neil Strauss

>> No.8942646

24
Graduated in nanoscience
Reading 2 books: Gravity's Rainbow (I really like it, especially how it's slowly shaping up to be an interesting narrative, the almost schizophrenic prose, and all the nifty little references. Also the humour.) and Earthsea (Like it as well, Leguin knows how to wield her archetypes).

>> No.8942683

24
We're all going to die :(
The Gay Science

>> No.8943249
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8943249

>>8939972
I wish I could, but I can't articulate how I feel without sounding like new-age douche

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8943265

>>8942604
>Half-botched circumcision at birth has left me with half of a foreskin.
Wait, so your dick has a foreskin toupee?

>> No.8943277

>25
>I feel old
>Book of Disquiet; very delicate book, particularly good before going to sleep, which is in keeping with the content

>> No.8943287

>>8942604
Uhm... anybody else wanna see pic?

>> No.8943316

>>8937506
lol im in love with my brother and i have been sine i was a kid help

>> No.8943506

>33
>Ultra runner and uphill skier
>Dead souls. Excellent, quality narrator character.

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8943526

>>8943506
I really want to read Dead Souls, I love Krasznahorkai

>> No.8943660

>>8928278
>18
>Actually suicidal recluse with no friends,but at least I'm intelligent.
> Tale of two cities, Pretty good almost finished. Don't care too much for Over dramatization.

>> No.8943811

>18
>I have extremely thin wrists.
>Moby Dick. I like it.

>> No.8943876

>18
>something I think I am cliché alternative
>Hannah Arendt on revolution. I like it, but it is sometimes to describtive.

>> No.8943922

>>8943876
I forgot: Faust by Goethe. Have to read this for school and I pretty much enjoy it

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8943925

>>8941957
>show off
>5.8"
Kek

>> No.8943937

29

I have two cats, both of whom needed the vet this week, so now I also have no money.

Rereading Castle in the Air (sequel to Howl's Moving Castle) by Diana Wynne Jones. I'm enjoying it more on the second reading than I did on the first. I'm also making my way through Titus Groan, but I'm going slow because the prose is just so much fun to read.

>> No.8943940

>>8943925
What you working with?

>> No.8943989

>>8943940
7"
Too bad it doesn't mean shit if I can't use it ;_;

>> No.8944021

>>8941957
literally "The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling." tier

>> No.8944086

>>8943989
honest question here, is seven considered large?

>> No.8944176

>>8944086
Well, it is supposedly above average but I have no idea if it is large enough to get any sort of wow reaction. I honestly doubt if most girls would be able to tell the difference.

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8944197

>>8944086

>> No.8944380

>>8944197
>Japan > USA

How can I believe in anything ever again?

>> No.8944550

>20
>I grew up dreaming of being a composer and was shilled into doing more psychedelics than I could handle. Now I try to recreate feelings that are terrifyingly beautiful with music.
>I joined the Iliad reading group a few days late and I'm trying to catch up. Some of it is cool, some of it is arbitrary adjectives, endless characters, and repetitive descriptions of death.

>> No.8944559

>>8944197
friendly reminder that the results of this survey were taken not from trained medical practitioners but by self-reporting individuals

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>25
>Read listening to Star Trek Next Gen's Bridge Ambience on Loop.
>Soldier of the Mist - Latro is living the life with a loli slave and a trap gf.

>> No.8944566

>>8944197
>todger size around the world
>todger

Perhaps my country's todgers are not so large, but you'll be sorry when I stick my cold on the cob up your fucking limey ass.

>> No.8944618

>>8944197
Holy Denmark

>> No.8944685

>23
>Want to be a musician, but I hate the outspoken political and social leanings of everyone in the genres I'm interested in
>Just finished Hard-boiled Wonderland and The End of the World

What Murakami should I read next? That was the first I've read from him

>> No.8944763

19

I made it to the state spelling bee

One hundred days of solitude: 40%. its really good. the book goes so fast yet so slow

>> No.8945061

23
In the bath right now
Dracula. The characters go completely off the rails about 75% of the way through. Like the Swiper No Swiping bit from Dora the Explorer except they can't fucking find swiper. REINHART IS A FUCKING VAMPIRE JESUS CHRIST.

>> No.8945070

>>8929659
Really? How do you feel about that? The second bit.

>> No.8945076

>>8938237
Colby

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8945082

>21
>I made half the fake rupis
>Sons and lovers

>> No.8945107

>>8928278
>27
>My band opened for Alien Ant Farm once
>Apt Pupil (Different Seasons)

>> No.8945142

>>8944685
I am a musician and know that feel all too well. I'm a social conservative and a Christian, it makes things interesting for sure

>> No.8945202

>>8944685
I'm training to be a classical pianist and also create contemporary music and i feel exactly the same way. I just wish some people would shut the fuck up about ideas that they have hardly thought about. Brian Eno made a recent post, obviously about Trump, and in the middle of his rant he wrote "people are rethinking what democracy means, what society means and what we need to do to make them work again." It's telling that he believes the majority of the population is thinking at all.

>> No.8945223

>>8945142
Yep, being conservative for the most part and Catholic doesn't play well in the punk scene

>> No.8945229

>age
27

>factoid about yourself
I just moved back into my own place after spending the last year and a half living with my parents to get my shit together (i.e. get clean and sober, save up a little money, etc.).

>current book you're reading and how do you like it
The Sound and the Fury
I just finished the Benjy chapter. I knew about the book before I began, so I had an idea what to expect. It's good, but I honestly feel like this chapter could have been executed much better in some ways. Maybe I'll feel differently looking back on it once I've finished the book (and I'll probably re-read it very soon, so I'll see how I feel then, too), but although I do like it so far, I'm not liking it as much as I thought I would.

>> No.8945240

>>8928278
19 love tom love bookd hahhshshshshs>>8928278

>> No.8945244

>>8945240
where is my fuckign kiss

>> No.8945286

>>8945202
>"people are rethinking what democracy means, what society means and what we need to do to make them work again."
people have been saying that for as long as democracy has been around. democracy is just about thinking what democracy should be. pure nihilism

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>>8943937
>I have two cats, both of whom needed the vet this week, so now I also have no money.
I am going to sterilize some female cat I found in my garden. I know nothing about cats.

>> No.8945293

>>8943811
>>I have extremely thin wrists.
me too. 14cm in circumference.

>> No.8945319

>>8928278
>21
>I shall commit suicide once I reach 30, if I have not written, directed or performed in something revolutionary
>The Drowning of Arthur Braxton, it's okay, the word 'twat' appears a lot

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>18
>I've been watching porn regularly since I was 7, though my first ejaculation was only at age 13
>A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, at the first pages

>> No.8945933

>18
>Tutor and teacher's aide
>Nausea by Jean-Paul Sartre. I'm really like it so far, it might be one of my favourite books.

>> No.8945942

>>8945916
>I've been watching porn regularly since I was 7, though my first ejaculation was only at age 13
Do you document all of your masturbation habits or some shit?

>> No.8945943

>>8928278
>23
>I'm insane
>The Wizard and the Glass
>Writing style is gud but the story is shit

>> No.8945958

>25
>I'm an inner city 8th grade english teacher
>In Cold Blood

>> No.8945960

>>8929823
did you completely stop playing chess?

>> No.8945964

>>8945942
No, it was just a rad factoid that I thought you'd be interested in reading

>> No.8946002

>20
>These days I'm completely sloppy and inactive due to anxiety? Laziness? caused by the proximity of some exams I ain't studying shit for
>In The Shadow Of Young Girls In Flower - Marcel Proust. Great. Stunningly beautiful prose, soulcrushingly accurate on its deciption of falling in love, hilarious on the several portraits of miserably human characters.

>> No.8946009

>>8945964
Well, it was pretty rad...

>> No.8946347

>>8929690
loved holes

>> No.8946359

>>8930293
how do you protect your balls?

need advice

>> No.8946393

>>8928278
>31
>Just moved to a different state
>reading Rise of Theodore Roosevelt, it's pretty good for a biography, Roosevelt was an interesting guy.

>> No.8946416

>>8946359
I'm a different anon but I've seen police cyclists around who have literally cut the front end of their bike seat off so their balls can swing freely

>> No.8946455

>>8945943
why do you say that you're insane anon

>> No.8946527

>>8945319
Cervantes published his first book when he was 38, the first part of Don Quijote when he was 58
Tolstoy published War and Peace when he was 41
Flaubert published his first novel (Bovary) when he was 36
Baudelaire too published Flowers of Evil when he was 36
Truly revolutionary art is so absurdly rare that you might've simply said that you're going to kill yourself when you're 30.