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860710 No.860710 [Reply] [Original]

Post your shelves, /lit/! I love to see what everyone has.

>> No.860727
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860727

This is months old, but whatevs.

>> No.860731

>>860710
Is that nazi paraphernalia?

>> No.860734

>>860731

And a dog collar

>> No.860737

>>860727
Wow, that's a diverse collection. A lot of great stuff and a lot of crap - that doesn't happen too often on here :) Props for the Russian literature.

>> No.860738

>>860737
Thanks. I'd be interested to know what you consider crap.

>> No.860739

Viktor you kinky motherfucker

<3

>> No.860750

>see collars
aroused
>see nazi hat
aroused
>see fermats last theorem
cum everwhere

>> No.860754

>>860731
I think it's WH40K. I may be mistaken, though. I am no fa/tg/uy.

>> No.860774

>>860709
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Ｘ_Ｘ_Ｘ ｔAlK.sＥ_dIrecｔＬＹ_bＲＯ (RｅＭＯVｅ_AＬl X)
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>> No.860787

I'm slowly working on my collection. I used to be a cheap fag that only read library books.

>> No.860795

>>860787

You're progressing backwards.

>> No.860806

>>860727
That figurine in the bottom left is hideous

>> No.860810

>>860706

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x_Ｘ_Ｘ TＡlｋ.ｓE_dIReｃＴｌY BＲO (RｅＭovＥ Alｌ X)
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>> No.860815

>>860754
It's an SS nazi hat.
>>860727
I'm looking forward to having that many books... good job!

>> No.860841

>>860815
Huh, really. That little skull is so cartoon villain.

>> No.860880

>>860806
Yeah, it's sort of a "Giacometti bass player". To me, it's ugly-beautiful...and I play double bass, so it was a gift I had to accept graciously.

>> No.860905

most people don't post because they don't actually have any books but come here to feel smart

>> No.860914

>>860905
Actually, they don't post because /lit/ overdosed on shelf threads in its first few months. If they exist at all, they should be rare.

>> No.860917

>>860905
I have a couple dozen books, all up. Most of those are non-fiction.

I make full use of my local library.

>> No.860920

>>860905
I think it's more likely that they look at their shelves and have a strange feeling that they might have awful taste.
That's why I don't post them

>> No.860925

My books are in cardboard boxes. I wish I had one of those big floor to ceiling shelves.

>> No.860958

you will never be forced to wear a collar by a guy in a nazi hat and get fucked against a bookself ;_;

sadfrog.jpg

>> No.860965

>>860710
internet point for the Martin Amis, anon.

>> No.860974

>>860925
me too. i have 3 32'' old school tv boxes full. i read them then put them in there hoping to one day own a large shelf.

>> No.860979

>>860920
I enjoy being tasteless. I watch sitcoms, I read pulpy genre fiction and I like the occasional Warheads Sour Spray and Baby Bottle Pop.

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Fuck you lit, not getting up.

>> No.860995

>>860985
mmm, foot.

I may also post a blurry picture of mine. That way no one can see what I read.

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861004

These are outdated, but you can have them anyways.

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okay, i got up.

this is just the smaller stuff, fiction primarily.

taken from cell. excuse quality.

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>>861004

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>>860995
hey fuck you, if i wanna hide pokemon strategy guides. i will.

okay, i got up.

this is just the smaller stuff, fiction primarily.

taken from cell. excuse quality.

>> No.861025

>>861013
> Reader's Digest Condensed Books

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861045

So is this thread dead, or what?

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>>861013

>> No.861057

>>860710

Where did you get an SS hat? I'd love to own one.

>> No.861065
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EVERYBODY

pic related.

>> No.861069

moar! havent seen one of these threads in ages

>> No.861115

>>861025

Found them at a garage sale. They're pretty worthless. though.

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>>861013

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>>861121
i have to ask after looking at your shelf

ARE YOU A FAGGOT?

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>>861121

Last one.

I have a few more on my headboard, but it's mostly /a/ stuff.

>> No.861131

>>861127

Not last time I checked, why?

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861133

Tell me how esoteric my shit is, /lit/

>> No.861134

>>861133
oh, just wondering.

have a good day.

>> No.861138

>>861133
seems sciencey and shit. just look at it for like five seconds though.

>> No.861139
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861139

I wish I was rich enough to own a shelf.
And a good camera.

A man can dream ...

>> No.861146

>>861133
Stephen King, Lovecraft, Dan Brown, Douglas Adams, Philip Pullman, Dean Koontz, Bret Easton Ellis, Ken Kesey, Alistair Crowley.

Esoteric as balls anon, esoteric AS BALLS.

>> No.861151

>>861133
my guess is that you would be an eco-friendly, mushroom using discordian anarchist who dabbles heavily into the occult. Most of your books are used, and you read no less then books at a time.

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>>861151
*three books at a time

>> No.861154

>>861139
ghetto inner city kid with no book shelf is ghetto inner city kid with no book shelf.

all he had were his dreams...
until the teacher believed he could live the shit out of them.

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I had to give away most of mine when I moved states. Most of this is what I could keep, or stuff I stole from family members.

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>>861133
GUISE, his odd thomas is FLOATING about THIN AIR. This shit is not only esoteric, its PARANORMAL!

>> No.861162

>>861133
this kid has more jung then the fucking library has to offer

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>>861057

I would also like to know this.

Here is my collection. /a/ related and DVDs are in the two above shelves, hence they are not pictured.

I am particularly proud of the Rorschach and Nite Owl "fist bump" pose.

1/2

>> No.861172

>>861133
I bet you do/have done a lot of drugs, amirite?

>> No.861176

I'd love to but they're all a mess.

>> No.861180

>>861172
fuck drugs, this kids seeing a psychiatrist

>> No.861188

>>861151
>dabbles heavily
Learn to vocabulary please.

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>>861169

And 2/2

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1/2

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>>861169

Okay this is awesome

Love the Minutemen photo

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2/2 - Pictures taken a year ago. 150 more books since then.

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>>861133
i think this dude takes the cake, everything else here is just straight up pussy shit.

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>>861203
does any one else contest this?

>> No.861215

>>861211

I agree, Dan Brown, and Bret Easton Ellis are esoteric.

>> No.861216

>>861211
A buncha Jung isn't so impressive. Wish I had a pic of my wife's office to post...floor to ceiling philosophy.

>> No.861217

>>861211
It's not a bad collection, except for a whole row of pulpy Stephen King/Pullman/Dan Brown crap.

>> No.861221

>>861216
its not my only shelf, mr use my wife to up other peoples bookshelves.

>> No.861223

>>861221
Well, this >>860727
is 90% mine, so I think I do okay.

>> No.861226

>>861203
samefag?

read the second post. guy was nuts

>> No.861227

>>861133
Fuck me, I've never seen such a collection of hipster bullshit.

>> No.861233

>>861216
His books are so esoteric you don't even recognize the more esoteric authors. Jung is small time.

>> No.861234

>>861226
not same fag, i skipped past the first guy because i got on the thread late. I take my statement back

>> No.861237

>>861227
if douglas adams and HP lovecraft are hipster bullshit, im just going to go killmyself right now

>> No.861238

>>861227
There's no Palahniuk, Nietzsche, Dostoevsky, Sartre, or Camus, so he can't be a hipster.

>> No.861239

>>861234
np

but people seriously need to stop using the word hipster as a pejorative. it's silly, say what diatribe you will explicitly that is so seemingly implied by the insult: "hipster."

>> No.861242

>>861239
Hipsters are shallow and pedantic. They also dress funny.

>> No.861243

>>861238
Those are for mainstream hipsters

>> No.861246

>>861238
>authors people have heard of
>hipster

>> No.861247

>>861234
say pedantic and shallow and why then.

it carries no merit to say something is so

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>>861227
>koontz, King, Gould, Kuhn, Douglas Adams, Lovecraft, Hawking, Bohm, Mcluhan, Gatto, Spinoza = hipster bullshit
>My face

>> No.861250

>>861239
>He doesn't know what hipster means

>> No.861253

>>861223

touche

>> No.861257
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861257

Doctor Faustus - Christopher Marlow
2001 Space Odyssey - Arthur C. Clark
How to Write Science Fiction and Fantasy - OSC
If Chins Could Kill - Bruce Campbell
Make Love! The Bruce Campbell Way - Bruce Campbell
Civilization and its Discontents - Freud
A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
Crooked Little Vein - Warren Ellis
Arcadia - Tom Stoppard
Another Roadside Attraction - Tom Robbins'
North and South - Elizabeth Gaskell
Paradise Lost - Milton
The Seven Samurai - Akira Kurosawa (Screenplay)
Phaedo - Plato
The Island of Dr. Moreau - H.G. Welles
The Gold Bug and other Tales - Poe
Lolita -Nabokov
The Dhama Bums - Kerouac
A bunch of Comics
A Good Man is Hard to Find - Flannery O'Conner
The Snows of Kilimanjaro - Hemmingway
The Scribner Anthology of Short Fiction
More comics
A Russian Bible
Dracula - Bram Stoker
Frankenstein - Shelley
The YEllow Wall Paper and other Stories - Charlotte Perkins Gilman
Hunting With Spears - Eugene Morris
Who Can Save Us Now? (Short story collection)
Island - Huxley
New Oxford Annotated Bible with Apocrypha (NRSV)
Battle Royale - Koushun Takami
Post Colonial Studies
Self Reliance and Other Essays - Emerson
Brown Girl in the Ring - Nalo Hopkinson
Symposium -Plato
Two Programming Book, a Russian Culture book, and a book on Writing Fiction.
The Eyes of the Dragon - Stephen King
The Love Song of J. Edgar Hoover - Kinky Friedman
Colonization: Down to Earth - Harry Turtledoe
Lost In Austen: Create Your Own Jane Austen Adventure

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>>861247
>say pedantic and shallow and why then. it carries no merit to say something is so

>> No.861261

>>861257
Russian Textbook
L. Ron Hubbard, The Poet/Lyricist
Eye Eye of Argon - Jim Theis
The HOly Qur'an
Literary Terms and Literary Theory
Phineas Finn - Trollope
Bleak House - Dickens
Romola - George Elliot
Innovative Fiction - Stories for the Seventies
Logan's Run - William F. Nolan and George Clayton Johnson
Make Room, Make Room! - Harry Harrison
The Phillip K. Dick Reader (Short story collection)
Flow my Tears, the Policeman Said - PKD
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? - PKD
Humpty Dumpty in Oakland - PKD
Annotated Shakespeare (Complete collection of plays)

Not pictured
Complete plays and poems of T.S. Eliot
Seven Gothic Tales - Isak Dinsen
A Scanner Darkley - PKD
Man in the High Castle - PKD
Your standard High School lit books (Brave New World, 1984, Old Man and the Sea, Great Gatsby, etc.)

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>>861257
now heres a hipster

>> No.861265

>>861263
Or just an English Major.

>> No.861269

>>861265
For an English major he has shit taste. Good job with the pulp, bro.

>> No.861270

>>861227
explain to me what kind of hipster would be caught dead with a book for capitalists?

>> No.861271

>>861263
Not even close

>> No.861274

>>861270
A hipster's hipster

>> No.861276

>>860727
>look closely starting at top shelf
>Sartre
imokaywiththis.jpg

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>> No.861278

ITT: Anyone who reads books I haven't heard of, because I am ignorant and don't read anything but Stephen King, is a hipster.

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>>861270

lol

>> No.861282

>>861270
He's reading it ironically.

>> No.861287

>>861278
I think it's more the books we have heard of that make them hipsters. It's not like /mu/ where HIPSTER VICTORY is attained through the obscure. Literary hipsters love the hackneyed favourites.

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>>861274
youmeanlikethisguy?

>> No.861292

>>861287
>>861246
>>861243
>>861238

I can't tell guys, which scornful statements about hipsters are real!?!?!?! How and i supposed to know who i should throw my hot coffee at?

>> No.861295

>>861269
Yeah, my shelf isn't the greatest in the world, but I love most of the books on it.

I have a soft spot for 60s and 70s sci-fi. Is that what you meant by the pulp comment?

>> No.861300

>>861295
Yeah, your sci-fi and Stephen King.

>> No.861307

>>861292
>Butthurt hipster

>> No.861309

>>861287
>implying that listing the world's most well-respected literature among your favorites can make you a hipster

>> No.861310

>>861282
Not even the most hipsterist of hipsters would go that far. That book "Why Counterculture Became Consumer Culture" is as far as it goes.

>> No.861315

>>861307
>butthurt hipster

>> No.861324

>>861300
I got the King for a dollar at a Library sale. I haven't read it yet, but I am hoping desperately for it to be some terrible an awkward high-fantasy tale.

>> No.861330

Has there ever been a thread on /lit/ where people discuss literature instead of calling eachother hipsters?

>> No.861335

>>861330
Yes. Unlike /b/, /lit/ was once good.

>> No.861347

>>861335
Even before the summer, threads devolved into hipsters outhipsterring hipsters 60% of the time.

>> No.861362

>>861335
/lit/ as never good, as soon as it was created it was swarmed by /b/ and they never left

>> No.861363

/lit/ became /mu/ with books a couple of hours after it was created. Don't believe anyone who tells you it was some literary utopia where we all sat in a mahogany scented room discussing Sartre.

>> No.861388

>>861363
>Sartre
hipster

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>>861133
>Deltora Quest

>> No.861593

Dear OP, you are awesome.
I can say that on the basis of A Confederacy of Dunces and Edward Gorey.

>> No.861608

Since when did reading Sartre, Camus and Dostoyevsky make you a hipster? How is that even an insult?

>> No.861624

>>861608
>Pretentious hipster faggot

>> No.861638

>>861624

Ha, sure.

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>> No.861810

bump, more shelves plx, i fap to this

>> No.861840

>>861648

Troll?

Either way the sophisticated e/lit/es are going to rage. I say fuck Chuck Palahniuk, but I had those Resident Evil novels as a kid so you are cool.

>> No.861844

>>861197
Troll: A Love Story is fucking awesome.

>> No.861849

>>861840

I'm not a troll, as I've said a million times before. I don't like Palahniuk that much, I just figured I'd give his works a shot before I hated him. They're not bad for what they are.

Also, yes, the RE novels. I'm a diehard RE fan. I can't help myself. :(

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>> No.861900

I can't afford shelves, I just have stacks of the few real, if cheapass novels I actually own.

>> No.861984

MOAR PICS

>> No.861993
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makeshift shelf. not as pretty as some but it holds books

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Horrible cell phone quality, but you can mostly see what's there. Not very much, sadly.

>> No.862014

>>861129

Doooood!!! I have a "Robie" bank too. I've had it since I was like 4 or 5. Fucking cool, man.

>> No.862541

Bump

>> No.862552

op why do you have books on the floor if you have room on the bookshelf?

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sorry about poor quality and lack of close up

>> No.862571

bump

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>>861010
Hitchens's autobio

>> No.862600

>>860880
FUCK someone bought me one of those too, except with a guitar. I think I pitched it.

>> No.862603

>>861608
Dostoyevsky's fine.

>> No.862673

>>860710
that dog collar is fucking hot

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A few. The rest here: http://www.librarything.com/catalog/FlyingKabul

>> No.862771

>>860727
...what the fuck do you do for a living? Shit is all over the place.

>> No.862827

>>861151
>professional inference skills

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>>861047
>Robotica

>> No.863798

>>860965
Thank you
>>861057
Antique store
>>861593
Thanks!
>>862552
I don't have any books on the floor, but if you mean the ones above my pillowcase, most of those are an awkward shape and don't fit in on the shelf.

>> No.863831

>>861047
ANOTHER FINE MYTH!
I love that series!
I just can't get hold of Sweet Myth-tery of Life... :(

>> No.863833

>>860710
The books on the two bottom left shelves are all lined up perfectly.
I am hard for you right now OP.

>> No.863862

>>863833
Oh, Anon... <3

>> No.863882

Man I wish I still had books to display to you guys on shelves. I lost half of my collection to my last lover. Shit sucks but SO's that don't read suck more.

>> No.863908

>>860710
IS THAT A FUCKING COLLAR ON YOUR BED?

>> No.863933

>>861257

Crooked Little Vein is an awful read

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>>861227
>hipsters read

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>> No.863981

>>863933
Yeah I'm a big Warren Ellis fan and Crooked Little Vein was fucking horrible. Really not a good novel at all.

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>>863975
fucking everworld

>> No.864001

>>863984
Goddamn right. Saddest shit that the series was never really finished. Was balls-to-the-wall awesome.

>> No.864024

>>860710
Also OP, if you are chick I will marry you. If you are a dude I'll still consider it.

>> No.864240

>>860710
is that a Horrible Histories book below the Discworld Mapp?

>> No.864267

>>864240
looks like Awesome Egyptians

>> No.864293

>Post your shelves
>Use books as an accessory
Yes folks, build your collection, collect them all. Show everyone how cultured and smart you are.
>/lit/
>books = pokemon cards for pseudo-intellectuals

>> No.864296

>>864267
that one's the best

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>>864293

I have a slanted bookshelf. Only two shelves are filled with books. The rest is with decorative objects and candles. But I know OP meant to say post your books on your bookcase.

>> No.864350

>>860710
Are you into S&M, bro?

>> No.864416

I just rearranged my shelves because I couldn't fit any more books between them, but now I feel like it just doesn't look 'right' :(

>> No.865071

>>864293
So... don't buy books?
'I sure don't want anyone to think I want them to think that I think I'm smart!'

>> No.865092

>>864024
In that case, consider it.
>>864240
>>864267
Yes and yes. I loved it so much as a kid (as well at the other ones, but this one was my favourite)
>>864350
Nothing extreme. I do like to put a collar on whoever I'm fucking and make them a whore, though. Also, slapping

>> No.865546

>>865092
You should wear the SS cap while you have sex. Feels good, man.

>> No.865745

>>865546
I'd like to, but it tends to fall off, and it's kind of annoying...

I wear it while I'm getting oral, but take it off for the main event.

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>>865546
>>865092
>>865745
Jesus Christ...is it Fall yet?

>> No.865796

>>865783

What happens then?

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>>865783
I'll let you in on a secret

/lit/ is /shit/

>> No.865809

>>865796
/lit/ starts threads about books again.

>> No.865816

>>865808
Best board on 4chan!

>> No.865834

>>865809

By that you mean, the kids go back to school?

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>>865783
>implying anyone over the age of 16 would use a che reationimage

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>>865855
>reation

>> No.865971

>>865783
>implying anyone over the age of 16 would use a che reactionimage

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>>865092

Shouldn't you be finishing your summer reading assignments? also I found a book for you to add to your shelves: http://www.amazon.com/Hair-Hairy-Men-Gay-Art/dp/386787137X/ref=pd_sim_b_19

>> No.866179

>>865092

And after you're done with Lord of the Flies Bubba wants you to bring your white ass over, and don't forget your hat and collar too. Bubba hates it when his sissy boy forgets his uniform.

>> No.866191

It's nice to see that /lit/ is a den of homophobia and dumb nerds' mockery. It makes it that much easier to ignore you.

>> No.866212

>>860985

Nice camera, douche.

>> No.866304

>>866179
>>866165
Why, I do smell a samefag amongst yon posts.

>> No.866428

>>866165
>>866179
I love when someone does such a bad job of insulting someone else, and exposes themselves as the far bigger retard

>> No.866457

>>866179
for a faggot hater you sure do vividly imagine those gay scenarios

>> No.866493

worse than the "post ur battelstation lol xd" threads from /g/

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>> No.866577

>>866569

Lol'd. So wrong.

>> No.866593

>>866569

Ow, my eyeballs

>> No.866596

>>866569

Any other suggestions for Vickys new love pad?

>> No.866604

>>866569
Saved.

>> No.866616

>>866604

glad you liked it as much as I did

>> No.866632

Majority of my books are saved to my computer.
I don't like the feel of paper. Irritates my skin.
So, at most, I own about fifty physical books.

>> No.866633

>>866569
This is for trauma.

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>> No.866718

>he has sex with men, I need to insult him!
>I can't think of anything clever
>lol u have sex with men! look at this gay porn, this is how gay u are

You realise this is like insulting Christians by walking up to them and shouting "CHRISTIANS" and "YOU BELIEVE IN GOD" at them?

>> No.866725

>>866718

If somebody told me I was delusional, I'd be upset too.

Of course, this is in a mythical, magical universe where I actually care what people think.

>> No.866729

>>866725
Can we go to a mythical, magical universe where your post makes more sense?

>> No.866740

>>866725
>>866729
I think it's a vague jab at people who believe in god, or something.

>> No.866746

>>866740

I am basically implying that Christians are delusional.

>> No.866775

I don't feel like whipping out my camera, but my shelves are mostly filled with history books and science fiction.

I do, however, have a few books that are very stereotypical of the /lit/erati. Namely Gravity's Rainbow, Finnegan's Wake, and House of Lulz-er-Leaves.

>> No.866776

>>866746
Fuck yeah!!!

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roll roll roll a joint, twist it at the end, light it up, take a puff and pass it to your friend
be yourself!! dont let other people force you to be who you dont want to be!
add this sig to your posts if you agree!!

>> No.866780

>>866776
>post signature
>4chan
I hate you so much.

>> No.866782

>>866776

>sig

Oh lol

>> No.866793

>>866780
>joke
>your head

>> No.866810

This thread contains everything I hate about /lit/

>> No.866814

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95% of /lit/ users are athiests, if your one of the few people left who love god and savur jesus, add this to your signature!!

>> No.866819

>>866814
My heart is lightened to see a kindred spirit in this dank hole of apostate heathens. I shall comply with your fair request immediately, good sir.
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95% of /lit/ users are athiests, if your one of the few people left who love god and savur jesus, add this to your signature!!

>> No.867039

>>866165
Your post implies that you've finished school, but your lack of intelligence suggests otherwise.

If you actually are over the age of 18, then I just feel sorry for you.

>> No.867931

>>866569
shoop?

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>>866810

>> No.868286

Worst thread ever

also, bump

>> No.868298

>>860710
i see some series of unfortunate events, hell yeah

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Bitchez don't know 'bout mah library collection software.

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>> No.868427

>>868310
Aside from that being a shitty collection reading on your monitor is horrible.

>> No.868473

>>868427
1. The list doesn't fit on my screen so I had to take a couple of screen shots and put them together, which involved resizing them, so fuck you.

2. Fuck you, that list is fine.

>> No.868490

>>862771
I'm a computer programmer, but was an Englsh & Music major in college. My wife is a philosophy professor, who was born in Russia. I think that accounts for some of the "all over the place" quality...

>> No.868512

>>860727
Fuck yeah, Borges.

>> No.868520

>>868310
Clearly a case of picking books based on wanting to look smart. Stop trying so hard.

>> No.868524

>>868520
If you consider most of that intellectual reading you're the one with the problem...

>> No.868531

>>860727
A kafka book on the same shelf as one of harry potter, that's a sin where I come from.

>> No.868535

>>868524
I don't. But the person who posted them does.

>> No.868540

>>868531
What, you didn't read Harry Potter as a Kafkaesque parable? You'd better read it again, friend.

>> No.868672

Any more shelves?

Or shall we just keep calling each other hipsters and faggots?

>> No.868687

I could post my shelve, but I don't have the modern picture taking tool.
Because I'm so hipster, of course.

>> No.868751

>>868672
No, people will just make fun of me.

>> No.868962

Here's a game for you, /lit/

Try and find a bookshelf in this thread that does not have Dune on it.

>> No.868979

>>868751
quit whining you hipster faggot

>> No.869046

>>868962
Atlas Shrugged, Hitchhikers Guide, and Chuck Palhnuik are all more common, probably.

>> No.869078

>>869046

>>861004
>>861013
>>861047
>>861121
>>861129

Doesn't have any of those, but I'm pretty sure Dune is in there somewhere.

(Friend's borrowing Hitchhiker's guide, I have the six-in-one.)

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bump

>> No.870954

>>863975

Winner.

>> No.870962

That SS cap looks like a Soviet officer's cap that's simply been refitted with white piping and a Totenkopf cockade. The "peak" is too flat and circular.

>> No.870966

>>868490
Ah, that explains a lot of it. I love a big collection, so props to you.

>> No.870986

>>863975
Are you in med school now? Did you do your undergrad in English?