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Anonymous Thu Aug 11 20:21:00 2016 No.8387354 [Reply] [Original]

Ive been chatting with this bird i met off of tinder and when I asked her what her favorite books are this was her response.

Anyway she says shes open to recommendations and I want to ask you lads what should I recommend to her?

Also she prefers mysteries but like I said shes open to anything

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 20:23:12 2016 No.8387366 >>8387354 "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk, she'll love it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 20:23:30 2016 No.8387368 >>8387354 Infinite Jest Gravity Rainbow Finnegan's Wake

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 20:24:37 2016 No.8387375 >>8387354 >considering roasties in literature just say some shit like 100 years of solitude and she will be all over ur dick

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 20:24:45 2016 No.8387376 >>8387354 INFINITE JEST GRAVITY'S RAINBOW

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 20:28:00 2016 No.8387385 >>8387366 >>8387368 >>8387376 >>8387375 please stop memeing me

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 20:30:16 2016 No.8387391 >>8387385 I´m not even memeing, 100 years of solitude gets roastie pussy 100% of the time

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 20:31:02 2016 No.8387393 >>8387391 >roastie You aren't on /r9k/

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 20:33:22 2016 No.8387400 >>8387393 you get the message :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 20:34:23 2016 No.8387404 >>8387354 Anais Nin Clarice Lispector Elena Ferrante I don't know about 'mysteries' tho.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 20:34:55 2016 No.8387408 >>8387354 My Twisted World

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 20:35:12 2016 No.8387409 >>8387400 Yeah, you aren't successful with women

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 20:36:36 2016 No.8387417 If she hasn't read The Recognitions she doesn't deserve your dick

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 20:36:45 2016 No.8387418 >>8387354 Accessible stuff that girls often like would be Vonnegut or Murakami. She likes mysteries, so maybe that Sheep Chase one by Murakami. I haven't read it but it's all the same. Maybe Norwegian Wood. Vonnegut, maybe Sirens of Titan.

Anonymous Thu Aug 11 20:38:16 2016 No.8387424

>>8387408
>My Twisted World
google it

>le supreme gentlemen

lol fuck you.

also i use to shitpost on bodybulding forums / misc when he was on there bitching about his sad life. the forum blew the fuck up when he actually went full supreme gentlemen baka

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 20:38:17 2016 No.8387425 >>8387404 I forgot Murakami-san.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 20:40:13 2016 No.8387428 >>8387354 Come back when you finished all Gaddis and Pynchon novels. What are you, 10?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 20:40:33 2016 No.8387430 >>8387354 Why not some cool hardboiled novels, like Chandler or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 20:41:32 2016 No.8387433 File: 21 KB, 600x333, tumblr_obdzcgapRx1qk1depo1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8387428 how about you suck my pink uncut chode u turbonigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 21:07:48 2016 No.8387509 >>8387354 The White Hotel

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 21:11:41 2016 No.8387524 trout fishing in america and/or alice munro

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 21:16:18 2016 No.8387539 >>8387354 Give her Crash. It'll make her want to fuck in your car.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 22:19:16 2016 No.8387692 >>8387354 Mein Kampf or The Protocols of the Elders of Zion

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 22:34:27 2016 No.8387731 >>8387354 Obviously a pleb. Just fuck her and be done >tfw a girl will never be your muse

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 22:47:27 2016 No.8387759 >>8387354 How can a bird communicate with language ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 02:53:18 2016 No.8388333 The Famous Five by Enid Blyton :)))

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 03:48:38 2016 No.8388404 King James Bible

Anonymous Fri Aug 12 03:57:17 2016 No.8388419

>>8387354
she definitely hasn't read a book since preschool
if you really think she's up for suggestions you better make it mysterious and catchy
maybe short stories? House of Leaves? something really catchy and edgy to get her into reading as a concept

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 05:39:14 2016 No.8388529 Say Crime and Punishment or Ulysses, anything that makes you look like "le introspective smart guy XD", it gets pussy wet everytime. Only works if you're moderately attractive though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 05:44:02 2016 No.8388536 Just give her a Memekami book.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 05:52:19 2016 No.8388549 >>8387354 When Marnie Was There It's a mystery, patrician and one of the greatest feel-trips in literature. 100% guaranteed to slay pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 06:00:26 2016 No.8388563 You should read what the Catechism of the Catholic Church has to say about premarital sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 06:10:53 2016 No.8388572 >>8387354 100 Years of Solitude The Invention of Morel Journey By Moonlight Kokoro Basically classics from 'exotic' places. Like Hungary..

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 07:57:47 2016 No.8388758 Women don't actually like books. If a girl says she likes reading give her some women's lit like gone with the wind or some shit, she'll be all over u my man

Anonymous Fri Aug 12 08:07:16 2016 No.8388775
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>Tfw taking cute German girl out for coffee this weekend
>Tfw she's my first proper Tinder match in ages
>Tfw starting to think I'm maybe not so ugly and unattractive after all
>Tfw maybe life isn't so bad after all

99% chance it's just some guy who's gonna beat me up and steal my wallet, but I live in hope.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 08:10:00 2016 No.8388780 >>8387354 >Ive been chatting with this bird I know in your head this was probably all cool sounding or something. But you're posting to a literature board and it just seems autismo. Maybe with some other autistic #lads this would be #madbantz

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 11:09:23 2016 No.8389073 >>8388780 calm down bro. not OP and you might've had a point but you ironically went too autismo with the emotion behind it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 11:13:38 2016 No.8389091 out of the dark by patrick modiano accessible yet legitimate and also meme proof it's also about romance and mystery and lost chances - and like all modiano, memory she'll blow u. make a thread to thank me after

Anonymous Fri Aug 12 12:22:37 2016 No.8389316

You're likely to be shit out of luck finding a girl on tinder who has read anything except Harry Potter and Stephen King. I literally have known one woman with good taste in books, and she has good enough taste in men to not want to be with me <\3

They do exist though, so go ahead and fuck the Stephen King/ Harry Potter/ YA fiction fans until you find a woman worth being emotionally involved with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 12:32:07 2016 No.8389335 Dresden Files. Good wholesome fun with great amounts of snark and humor, while still being emotionally investing. 9/10, would recommend

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 12:36:28 2016 No.8389344 >>8387354 >Ive been chatting with this bird i met off of tinder >this bird The Peregrine H is for Hawk The Owl and The Goose on The Grave

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 12:47:36 2016 No.8389369 >>8389335 Wow. When I heard that there was a book called Storm Front in Dresden Files series I thought it was going to be something completely different.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 12:54:55 2016 No.8389383 >>8389369 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 12:56:19 2016 No.8389386 >>8387354 My diary, to be desu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 12:58:55 2016 No.8389392 >>8387430 >cynical occasionally explicitly racist and sexist books about a chauvinistic wisecracking womanizer Seems legit, especially when you consider the stuff young women are raised on nowadays.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 13:04:58 2016 No.8389404 2666

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 13:06:12 2016 No.8389408 >>8387354 You're talking about BOOKS with some chick you met off TINDER. Take a big fucking step back here and look at this situation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 13:59:15 2016 No.8389579 If that was her answer I would stop talking about books and start talking about Netflix.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 14:00:56 2016 No.8389582 >>8387354 Invite her to your place to borrow one of your books.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 14:18:33 2016 No.8389625 A graveyard for lunatics

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 22:24:40 2016 No.8391192 >>8388563 Works every time

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 22:31:58 2016 No.8391220 >>8387354 lot 49 she likes mysteries.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 22:33:24 2016 No.8391227 >>8389625 mild chuckle

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 13 12:05:46 2016 No.8392896 >mysteries Curious incident of the dog in the nighttime

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 13 13:47:02 2016 No.8393122 File: 4 KB, 237x203, 1460118050387.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8387759 askin the important questions

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 13 13:49:17 2016 No.8393132 >>8389091 Missing Person is the most "mystery" of his imo

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 13 13:55:41 2016 No.8393145 >>8388775 Just stay neutral, believe in yourself and plant the red flag in her reich.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 13 14:28:48 2016 No.8393241 File: 1.37 MB, 322x242, ohhhh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8387409

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 13 14:43:55 2016 No.8393294 Break her in with american psycho. See how it goes from there

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