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Literally post the most obscure theory you know of so I can write about it and make myself feel better about my shitty life.

>> No.7926796
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>>7926789
Is the use of the word "Literally" in this post bait?

>> No.7926806

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-philosophy

>> No.7926811

>>7926796

I see it all over 4chan and I like it. It's a big middle finger to pedantic little shits and Archer fans who they're smart because they understand the difference between literal and figurative.

>> No.7926813

>>7926789
Keanu has aged really well. I wonder what his ethnic background is.
I just looked it up, he's a bit Chinese and Hawaiian.
I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, it looks chill as fuck. It's so far from where I live though, and I feel guilty about air travel. Maybe I'll go for my honeymoon if I ever get married.

>> No.7926826

>>7926789
The stuplime is still kinda unknown, but is getting there.

The anthropocene is neat too

>> No.7926875

What kind of theory? Literary theory or Paul-is-dead theory?

>> No.7926885

>>7926813
You write posts like I write shitty prose

>> No.7926895

>>7926813
Hawaii is pretty shitty nowadays bro, i'd rhater go to Greece or something ike that for the honeymoon.

>> No.7926902

>>7926789
Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

>> No.7926906

>>7926885
>>7926813

I was originally gonna write something about how cringey and shitty your post was and I was trying to remember where I saw it alot so i could involve that in the abuse, then I realized it was in my own writing...

>> No.7926908

>>7926789
The "Finland doesn't exist" theory

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>there's a gf for you somewhere

>> No.7926953

>>7926895
>Hawaii is pretty shitty nowadays bro
>i'd rhater go to Greece
watch the news sometime lad, greek hotel owners are literally committing suicide because they are all going bankrupt because they're flooded with 'refugee' scum to the degree that no tourists want to go there

>> No.7926956

>>7926953
The economy was fucked without that anyway. Still, cheap hols!

>> No.7926971

>>7926789
Is that an egg in his back pocket?

>> No.7926975

>>7926953
That country was in deep shit long before the crisis...

>> No.7926982

>>7926885
>>7926906
I feel kinda flattered that we're all in the same boat.

>> No.7926988

Roko's basilisk

>> No.7928783

The Gaia Hypothesis is pretty weird, I don't beleiev it though
I unironically believe in the Collective Unconscious, but not in the hippie hive-mind version

>> No.7928789

>>7926811
You only dislike pedants because you don't understand the rules they're trying to uphold.

>> No.7928883

>>7926953

Source?

Google shows either pro-refugee hotel owner stories "These could have been my children." , or unrelated suicides (drug addict/alcoholic).

>> No.7929016

>>7928783
The collective unconscious isnt too obscure or controversial though
Assuming you actually understand what it meant

>> No.7929106

>>7926982
>>>7926885 (You)
>>>7926906 (You)
>I feel kinda flattered that we're all in the same boat.

It don't think 'we're all' is appropriate for a pair of losers

>> No.7929122

Trump will make a good President

>> No.7929132

Does obscure mean that we should pic a theory we can't possibly agree with?

>>7926806
Interesting

>> No.7929137

>>7928883
the greek hotels were fucked long before any refugees started coming from Syria, the downturn caused by the US and investors worldwide 10 years ago did that. its just bullshit to confirm his worldview.

>> No.7929745

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biocentric_universe

Or, if that's not obscure enough for you

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_Bayesianism

>> No.7929756

>>7929745
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biocentric_universe

top kek

>> No.7930900

Just posted it in the mail. Give it a few days, OP.

>> No.7931233

>>7930900
oh wow my friend

>> No.7931389

The Eight Circuits of Consciousness

>> No.7931965

>>7928789

Most people who understand these rules are descriptivists and don't care to correct even your're/your because they have better things to do with their time.

>> No.7931980

>>7931389
Timothy Leary's dead.

>> No.7931985

>>7931389

The fuck...

To activate the first brain take an opiate. Mother Opium and Sister Morphine bring you down to cellular intelligence, bio-survival passivity, the floating consciousness of the newborn. (This is why Freudians identify opiate addiction with the desire to return to infancy.)

To activate the second tunnel-reality, take an abundant quantity of alcohol. Vertebrate territorial patterns and mammalian emotional politics immediately appear when the booze flows, as Thomas Nashe intuitively realized when he characterized the various alcohol states by animal labels: "ass drunk," "goat drunk," "swine drunk," "bear drunk," etc.

To activate the third circuit, try coffee or tea, a high-protein diet, speed or cocaine.

The specific neurotransmitter for circuit four has not been synthesized yet, but it is generated by the glands after pubescence and flows volcanically through the bloodstreams of adolescents.

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>> No.7932467

>>7931980

And...?