/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.7553946]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TX6advvbDA

>tfw no nerdy boyfriend

[Anonymous No.7553948]

'The Sexiness of Bigdickish People',


FTFY

[Anonymous No.7553960]

>>7553946

Gayest thing I've seen in 2016 so far.

[Anonymous No.7553969]

>>7553946
I laughed my ass off when I saw the comments had been disabled. I could only assume it had been posted either on here or [r9k]. Just thinking of all the frog avatars yelling about "Chad with glasses" fills me with childish glee.

[Anonymous No.7553972]

Rofl, attractive people reading indoctrination because they think it raises them above base level servants.

[Anonymous No.7553978]

>>7553946
i wanna fug that guys bp (bookpussi)

[Anonymous No.7554028]

>>7553946
Well shit. If people get into literature to look cool or get laid at least they are still reading. Or at least they buy a few books and keep a dying book market alive.

[Anonymous No.7554060]

>>7554028
>dying book market
Books will go the way of vinyl and resurge in popularity, mark my words.

[Anonymous No.7554070]

the video sums up The School of Life and Alain de Botton pretty well

[Anonymous No.7554136]

He's wearing glasses. I can therefore label him a nerd. Clearly this guy is a model and most likely doesn't read, study intensely, or code.

[Anonymous No.7554180]

>>7554060
Why do you think physical books are taking longer to be replaced by the digital form than vinyl and cd?

[Anonymous No.7554275]

>>7554180
Because the reading experience can not be replicated in the digital form, unlike for music where digital and physical experience are close to identical.

[mercy [moves] !!TPKDhZn1Y/7 No.7554307]

i'm here mostly to find a sexy bookish bf.

[Anonymous No.7554308]

Pure ideology

[Anonymous No.7554317]

>>7553946
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.7554322]

>>7554307

[Anonymous No.7554392]

>>7554307
so chad with glasses?

[Anonymous No.7554425]

>>7554307
TFW no pixie haired girl to sit quietly with me at a cafe

[Anonymous No.7554433]

>>7553969
They do have a point, though.

[Anonymous No.7554441]

>make a few minute vids of pseudo-intellectual rubbish and wikipedia tier summaries
>600k subscirbers

God damn, why didn't i think of this first ;_;

I could even being selling 100% legitimate philosopher jumpers for £125!

[Anonymous No.7554447]

>>7554433
I never said they didn't
>>7554441
>philosopher jumpers
Laughed my ass off when I saw this. What an utter joke of a channel.

[Anonymous No.7554458]

why is this allowed?

[Anonymous No.7554462]

>>7553946

>not reading Infinite Jest

fucking dropped

[Anonymous No.7554468]

>tfw no nerdy tranny thingfriend.

[Anonymous No.7554472]

>>7554468
I feel you bro, i feel you.

[Anonymous No.7554489]

>>7554472
I-I could wear a skirt if you also wear one...

[Anonymous No.7554530]

>>7553946
what an awful year we're in for

[Anonymous No.7554551]

>>7554489
i will anon, but im afraid that it will not be pretty.

[Mercy [phone] !!TPKDhZn1Y/7 No.7554552]

>>7554392
If that means someone kind, intelligent, and cute then yes. Literary-minded bf who lifts with me at the gym is omg *swoon*

[Anonymous No.7554556]

>>7554552
does he have to be socially competent?

[Mercy [phone] !!TPKDhZn1Y/7 No.7554559]

>>7554425
My hair is just plain dirty blonde :(

No pixies here

[Mercy [phone] !!TPKDhZn1Y/7 No.7554569]

>>7554556
Meaning what, exactly? It's definitely not a requirement because I fail in that department too, but if he was we might compliment each other a little better. Someone who could break me out of my shell and get me out meeting new people would be a good match for me I think.

[Anonymous No.7554582]

>>7554552
The most important thing is that he's "cute" right? What if he reads, and lifts, but is mostly pseudo-intellectual?

[Anonymous No.7554587]

>>7553946
>tfw you'll never sniff this girl's butthole

why live, brehs

[Mercy [phone] !!TPKDhZn1Y/7 No.7554596]

>>7554582
Most important is that we mesh well together on a meaningful level. What this really means I can't be sure, but it would involve lots of long, intimate talks and periods of even more intimate silence.

[Anonymous No.7554608]

>>7554596
why are you actively making /lit/ a worse board? do you dislike us or you just don't care in general? don't you have friends who know your name and can talk to you about this stuff?

[Anonymous No.7554610]

>>7554596
You're pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.7554614]

>>7554596
now post a picture of your face.

[Anonymous No.7554615]

>>7554559
That's ok, im horrible at sex and I would rather give a massage than ask for a blowjob. last 3 gf thought I was gay, I find younger short brunettes perfect...FML

[Anonymous No.7554617]

[Anonymous No.7554620]

>>7554608
How have you not filted him yet

[Anonymous No.7554623]

>>7554307
POST girlfriend application

[Mercy [phone] !!TPKDhZn1Y/7 No.7554666]

>>7554608
I don't see what's wrong with friendly chat. Kind of impossible to have an online community without some of it going on. And at least I'm not shitting on everyone else for their taste in literature like some people. You can filter me if you want but I'm harmless and may occasionally say something interesting.

>>7554610
Hey thanks! I'm sure you possess a fount of inner nobility.

>>7554615
Where would you place yourself on the Kinsey scale?

[Anonymous No.7554676]

>>7554666
>and may occasionally say something interesting.

Proof?

[Anonymous No.7554678]

>>7554620
because I'd still get to see the people answering his shit, I want to know if it's a horrible person who thinks everything has to be about him or someone who hates /lit/ and enjoys bumping shit with shit.

>>7554666
go to /soc/ or /rk9/ for that shit

[Anonymous No.7554682]

>>7554678
Yeah well you just made me check who you were replying to because I was curious so thanks for reminding me they existed

[Anonymous No.7554686]

>>7554676
He/she is a pretty new user. Give him/her a chance.

>>7554666
Nice trips.

[Anonymous No.7554687]

I really don't want literature and philosophy to be ruined the way science has by media.

[Anonymous No.7554697]

>>7554687
TV show idea: BBT replacing scientists with lit majors.

I'm gonna be rich.

[Anonymous No.7554701]

>>7554666
I had to google that, Im a 0, pure hetero.

Only gay porn I watch is girl on girl. Used to be fat, now fit, still have body dis morphia. Women hit on me all the time, thought about hiring hooker to fix my nervousness when I try and have sex. nah, too embarrassed

[Anonymous No.7554702]

>>7554697
You should name it Purple Prose

[Mercy [phone] !!TPKDhZn1Y/7 No.7554708]

>>7554678
We're here for our shared love of the literary arts. Or at least that's why I'm here. If people want to upset themselves over it I'm not sure what to do for them.

>>7554686
Thanks!

>>7554701
Oh I see. We're probably not a good match, but you seem like you're well on your way. Getting fit was a huge step and I hope you realize that. Have you considered starting a regular meditation practice? Helped me a ton with my anxiety though I'm still kind of an anxious mess.

[Anonymous No.7554709]

>>7554697

I wonder what awful literature fads will be spawned from that idea?

[Anonymous No.7554711]

>>7554702
John Green will be my go to recurring celebrity guest.

[Anonymous No.7554712]

>>7554686
>>7554708
Now that's a samefag if I've ever seen one

[Anonymous No.7554717]

>>7554708
Do you have snapchat?

[Anonymous No.7554721]

>>7554712
I'm not him/her

[Mercy [phone] !!TPKDhZn1Y/7 No.7554730]

>>7554717
Don't do any social media at all. Thinking of downloading Skype to talk to a friend but idk. Miss the days of msn messenger.

And I'm actually gonna sage for the first time ever because this is getting way off topic.

[Anonymous No.7554743]

>>7554730
It's your fault it's getting off topic, and I'm gonna keep an eye on skype threads in /soc/ then so we can get to know each other when you decide you want to branch out and make friends with someone from Scotland

[Mercy [phone] !!TPKDhZn1Y/7 No.7554757]

>>7554743
Hilarious YouTube video thread started out off-topic, but yeah my chattiness def did not help :P

Why can't we be friends here? Friends in literature are the truest friends, in my experience. Saging again wow. I kinda get the sage thing now.

[Anonymous No.7554765]

>>7554757
Because I don't want to be your friend.
I want to manipulate you into wanting to be my friend and becoming emotionally reliant on me.
I think a kind of anchor&burden relationship would help me with my writing.

[Anonymous No.7554793]

>>7554765
>thinking you can't give enough to a transgirl to make her reliant on you.
trust me, honey, it will never be enough.

[Anonymous No.7554797]

>>7554136
or smell

[Anonymous No.7554800]

>>7554708
I'm not looking for a match, just talking to my fellow anons.

Whenever I look at a short haired brunette at a cafe or library I kinda get sad, sucks.

I give it another 4 posts b4 the anons here say tits or gtfo

[Mercy [phone] !!TPKDhZn1Y/7 No.7554810]

>>7554765
Oh well that's really interesting, if destructive and terrible. I have a history of unhealthy relationships like what you're looking for, but have in recent years been working on becoming a more whole and self-reliant person. It would be hard work getting me back to that point now.

Here's hoping you don't spend too much of your time acting as a destructive force :)

>>7554800
Don't be sad, anon. Your intense longing and isolation isn't all bad. Maybe you're a more empathetic and sensitive person for your experiences.

[Anonymous No.7554819]

>>7554810
i think you should really go back to reddit

[Anonymous No.7554841]

>>7554793
I'm willing to try, it's something I've never done before and I lose nothing from trying.

>>7554810
I never really thought of what I did as destructive, people usually grow out of needing me and become better from it and we all move on.
I've done it twice now.
I know for a fact one of the girls is in a really good place in her life right now, she thanked on new years eve.

[Anonymous No.7554843]

>>7554810
no intense longing, just loneliness that is replaced with masturbation. Isolation does not exist when you have 4chan.

Sensitivity and empathy are unattractive.

Sadness is well hidden with a smile when I leave the house, I don't like to look like a negative nancy.

[Anonymous No.7554854]

>this whole thread
>that one tripfag
>this is the current state of /lit/

[Mercy [phone] !!TPKDhZn1Y/7 No.7554878]

>>7554841
Not too sure what to think about that. Manipulating people into unhealthy relationships doesn't sound like a good thing, no matter if they eventually grow out of it or not. These days I'm more in the positive growth phase, and am possibly looking for friends interested in wholesome living. If you're hoping for more emotionally needy girls to chat with you're probably a little immature for where I'm hoping to be. Surrounding yourself with respectable people is a good way to foster your own personal growth.

>>7554843
Learn to make friends with your loneliness. Maybe sounds silly, but it helped me quite a bit.

[Anonymous No.7554902]

>>7554878
Thanks for the chat Mercynon, good luck on the cockhunt. There is a lucky anon somewhere for you.

Being single is not bad, I get to travel, and could drop whatever I am doing, and just leave. Have married friends, they are done living their own lives, now they live through their kids.

[Anonymous No.7554907]

>>7554070
>The Philisophers jumper
>$500

[Mercy [phone] !!TPKDhZn1Y/7 No.7554911]

>>7554902
Yeah, thank you too! Hope you have a long and enjoyable life :)

[Anonymous No.7554930]

>>7554687
How was science ruined by media? Perception of science, there I certainly agree. And I also agree that science in general is in trouble (greedy publishers, scam journals, often broken and corrupt peer-review system all of which leads to absolute shit being published on a regular basis), but these problems have little to do with media and science reporting.

If anything popsci media probably brought a lot of money into science, which is good.

[Anonymous No.7554938]

>>7554697
>Sam Hyde Post-Ironic meme spouting shit poster character
>Blasian disabled bipolar fat nonbinary-transgender demisexual feminist
>Dark Enlightenment/NRx neckbeard coder who has ongoing rivalry with smug European New Right/National Bolshevist for the true mantle of Evolas legacy

Who else?

[Anonymous No.7554991]

>video about "book people"
>mandatory classical music starts playing

don't normies feel any shame and have absolutely no sense of how ridiculous they are ?

[Anonymous No.7555033]

i'd be okay with just a hot guy to fuck once in a while.
>tfw uggo

[Anonymous No.7555090]

>>7555033
lower your standards femanon

[Anonymous No.7555117]

>tfw no qt Houellebecq bf

[Anonymous No.7555133]

I have no idea why this was made.

[Anonymous No.7555147]

I'd also felt like slapping that chick when she's throwing leaves and dancing.

[Anonymous No.7555244]

>>7553946
I would love to hear Zizek discuss these videos.

[Anonymous No.7555293]

>>7554938
You're overthinking it. The characters need to pander to the reddit audience. So they need to be attractive and quirky and wear glasses. Their favorite books are YA shit but they briefly reference classics and shit to give them just enough credibility.

[Anonymous No.7555308]

>>7553946

>Women want nerdy boyfriends but expect them to be 10/10 chads
>Women want bookish boyfriends but expect them to be 10/10 chads

Why are women so delusional and hilarious?

[Anonymous No.7555331]

>>7555308
They just want an attractive, sexually arousing partner that on top of that (or as a kind of justification in order not to feel too guilty about it) one that also panders to and satisfies their abstract identity of choice. Men do that too.

[Anonymous No.7555344]

>>7555308
They have one night stands with drunks chads so they assume they're in the same league.

[Anonymous No.7555360]

>>7554757

Jeez what an imgur/reddit fag

[Anonymous No.7555366]

>>7555331
Not all men, I want a beta nerdy psycho female. Skinny would be nice, so we can go on bike rides together

[Anonymous No.7555378]

>>7555308
>Chad

>>>/r9k/

Fuck off, robotic loser

[Anonymous No.7555393]

>>7555366
Also lit/erate so that takes black out of the equation.

[Anonymous No.7555401]

>>7555366
You are doing exactly what I pointed out in my post, 'I want my partner like this, that and that'.

This is bound to end badly.

[Anonymous No.7555426]

bummer the comments being disabled. I was looking forward to 4chan's impending wrath upon the uploader

[Anonymous No.7555432]

>>7555426
we are legion

[Anonymous No.7555472]

>>7555401
You can't just pick any girl off the street.
My last g/f was too crazy, had to hide my guns from her, she was on 4 dif kind of meds, one b4 that was not a nice person, she would not even give me a ride to autoparts store when I needed to repair truck

>bound to end badly
nah, rather be single than date girls that are too crazy or ones that are too selfish.

If I find her, I find her, If not, I will put on a fake smile and get on with it

[Anonymous No.7555525]

I'd fuck both of those people in the vid, but neither of them would probably want to fuck me. The knowledge of this fills me with a burning, unquenchable rage.

Why can't I be good enough for those who are good enough for me? I'm tired of boning semi-retarded single moms & eventually breaking their heart. I just want a normal relationship based on mutual attraction & respect. And since I can't have that, I fill my lonely moments with swirling fantasies about the revenge I'll always be too cowardly to take. Fear is a motherfucker.

I feel like a ticking time-bomb.

[Anonymous No.7555532]

>>7555525
Elliot Rodger, pls go

>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.7555566]

>>7555525
stop being a fucking loser, idiot lmao

[Anonymous No.7555595]

>>7555525