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7183266 No.7183266 [Reply] [Original]

who /dilettante/ here?

>buy cheap literary classics from used book stores
>preferably worn out and has notes and annotations inside so it looks like I read them in case anyone opens it up
>put them on book shelf for display so guests can see how well read I am even though I've never read them
>read up on sparknotes/wiki summary and analysis so I can discuss the book with anyone who asks
>been using that knowledge to participate in /lit/ debates for years and no one has been the wiser

>> No.7183277

>>7183266
I literally did this from the time I was seven to twelve. Stopped then, never done it since.

Minus the /lit/ part. It was more for debates with my homeschooled friends who though they were hot stuff.

>> No.7183312

>>7183277
what books did you pretend to read? did you ever get the chance to actually read them?

>> No.7183319

>>7183266

what the fuck is the point? especially of posting on /lit/ in discussion? I could understand wanting to seem intelligent and well read to your friends, but you're anonymous no here.

>> No.7183323

you're a wanker

>> No.7183326

>>7183319
>but you're anonymous no here.
>one of the most well respected tripfriends
>anonymous

kek, but no

>> No.7183379

>>7183323
I just fake it till I make it

ask anybody who knows me and they'll tell you how educated and sophisticated I am, that I'm the center of attention at any soiree because I am familiar with any topic and can debate them at length

>> No.7183410

Do you niggas really pretend like you living in the Great Gatsby
>debates
>intellectuals
>soirées

>I literally did this from seven to twelve

Like, holy shit who are you kidding? When I was seven to twelve I was throwing eggs at cars, slingshotting construction sites, and masturbating to stolen Victoria's Secret.

Fuck I don't even think I knew how to read until I was 6-7.

>> No.7183421

>>7183410
so what, you cliffnoted dr seuss or something? do you have a learning disability?

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7183438

>>7183421
You wanna fight me cunt?

>> No.7183439

>>7183326
>trip faggot
>well respected

kek, but no.

>> No.7183442

>>7183438
right after I read up on MMA techniques

>> No.7183453

>>7183410
just because the world of aristocrats is alien to you doesn't mean they don't exist

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7183459

>>7183442
Read all the Jiu-Jitsu you want boy-o, I'm getting you chest down cheeks up on the ground you cocky piece of shit

>> No.7183468

>>7183459
do I sense repressed homosexuality seeping out of your subconscious?

>> No.7183472

>>7183468
Mostly blatant hyper sexuality, if you're tight I'll tap it.