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>browsing /lit/ alone on a Friday night
>again

>> No.7132860

and lovin it tbh fam

>> No.7132874

Lurking, about to smoke. Pretty comfy tbh

>> No.7132882
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>tfw gf will arrive in less than an hour

>pic
It's her

>> No.7132888

what's the difference if it's Monday or Friday
probably underage b8 tbh fam

haha you relieved it's the weekend? haha you just get done with exams?? hahaya you glad your mom doesn't come in your room n wake u up tomorrow morning

>> No.7132889

>>7132882
>>pic
>It's her
ha

>> No.7132904
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just go out and be yourself OP

think about all those girls you can impress with your arcane knowledge of literary memes

>> No.7132907

>>7132888
>musings of a NEET

>> No.7132915
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grow some fucking balls you bitch ass mother fucker, go out and cut some nigger up... jesus christ, autism much

ill teach you, be my friend

>friends

>> No.7132922

>>7132860
same, and even better i can launder my autism by saying I got work tomorrow morning as a fucking excuse! feels good. i actually had a romantic relationship this year, fell in love as much as possible in that time, got laid, brake up, heart break, and all that...it was cool, but i have come to accept that i love to fucking work, especially on geeky ass shit like programming, and when i have some down time i'd rather troll about literature in my comfy room (which is not in my mom's house, suck it nerd) than be out in the city trying to please some chick, i'm sorry i guess i'm just fucking autistic but i kind of hate being around other people unless it's some how related to making money; going out and just blowing cash for the sake of "fun", oh hell no

>> No.7132923

>>7132854
>Implying I wasn't fucking some 18 years old college slut on the past two days
>Implying I'm not home today to recover from last night's drunken debauchery

smh tbh fam

>> No.7132930

>>7132907
I'm gunna be musing my neat foot up your ass

>> No.7132940
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>>7132922
>got laid
>achievement

every bitch i see wants to gargle my nuts

>> No.7132947

>>7132930
>not >I'm gonna neatly muse my foot up your ass

>> No.7132954

>>7132947
I prolly would've said NEETly if I went that route maybe I'm a pleb idk

>> No.7132955

>>7132940
>every bitch i see wants to gargle my nuts

same, but i only tap it if the chick isn't fucking retarded, i'm sorry i'm just too fucking autistic to hang out with stupid fucking chicks for hours and hours just to get off a nut

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>>7132923
>having sex

>> No.7132962

>>7132955
'if u go home with a girl n she don't have books don't fuck her'

>> No.7132968

why do people on this board blog so much

>> No.7132972

>>7132962
that's a good policy, the only thing that sucks is the only chicks that read literature are bourgeois so you have to blow a lot of cash to run in their circles...the whole shit is a fucking waste of time

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>>7132955
your brianz needs to be tingled for sexual arousal to occur, amirite homie?

>> No.7132982

>At party hitting on girls
>doesn't work
>in corner posting this

>> No.7132986

>>7132960
the other day i was hanging out with some chick and she kept talking about how beta her fucking loser boyfriend is...i guess she was trying to make me feel sad because that ugly dweeb gets to fuck her and i don't, but really all that happened was it made me care even less about relationships...

>> No.7132989

>>7132854
>Only hope of socialization all week was the thought that this one cute girl might come back to my usual coffee shop where we both read
>She's only there on weekends
>Never talked to her
>Spent all week imagining starting a conversation with her
>Have chickened out of talking to her 3-4 weeks in a row
>Will probably rinse and repeat if I see her tomorrow
>tfw my mom just gave me money and suggested I go out for dinner somewhere
>tfw have nobody to go with

At least I have the pre-socratics to keep me company tonight.

>it's okay Zeno, I think your paradoxes are cool

>> No.7132990

>>7132972
you dont know shit about bitches, stay pleb faggot

>>7132982
>girls dont hit on males

>> No.7132997

>>7132990
I've fucked 9 bitches fag. These girls are just not having it.

>> No.7133000

>>7132882
I would probably cannibalize you if I had the chance.

>> No.7133002

>>7132977
no, but i just can't feign interest in stupid shit like anime, tv shows, or whatever other random inane shit chicks talk about all day...i just think of the time i've been out with some chick, sitting across from them at a restaurant or whatever and just thinking "oh god i hate this", if i get drunk it's ok i guess, but you can't be drunk all the time

>> No.7133005

>gf is 16, on her period
>off doing some ELA assignment with her friend
>ignored me all day except for sex earlier
>is also being a bitch
I can't even start writing my short stories until my order comes in, and I finish it. I put my third book, on theology, on a hiatus until I finished this project.

I'm so bored.
>>7133002
>he doesn't like anime
omg so mature

>> No.7133011

>>7132990
>every chick has textbooks in her dorm hurr durr

get back to me after your graduate faggot, oh right, you'll be moving back to mom's basement in bumfuck iowa

>> No.7133015

>>7133005
>>he doesn't like anime
>omg so mature

anime is some of the stupidest garbage ever produced by humans, my dick falls over dead if a chick mentions anime, i hate that shit

>> No.7133018

>>7132982
>hitting on girls

Unless you are attractive and/or very confident this doesn't work. Just have a good time with your friends and keep your eyes open, chances are some chick will notice and like your stuff, only then you go talk to her

>> No.7133019

>>7133005
>gf is 16

Just called the FBI, have fun in prison.

>> No.7133021

>>7132997
>I've fucked 9 bitches
>Genuinely thinking this is an achievement

LMAO

>> No.7133022

>>7133011
being sexually attracted by intellectual equality, damn nigger you stopid

>> No.7133023

literally just download tinder you fucken retards

>> No.7133025

>>7133015
>I'm on an anime imageboard but don't like anime
>I've seen 2 hole animes i gnoe anime!
k
>>7133019
It's the most common AoC in the world and I've been posting about being with her since she was 13 and still am free.
>>7133022
>intellectual equality
What a spook

>> No.7133035

bout to go to bed tbh

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>>7133011
swedish masterrace reportin'

>> No.7133037

>>7133023
isn't tinder all faggots

>> No.7133041

>>7133035
same

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>>7133025
lets resort to memes shall we

>> No.7133043

>>7133037
dl it you cuck literally you'll have poosy by Monday

>> No.7133044

Do you guys like The Cure?

>> No.7133048

>>7133044
>>>/mu/

>> No.7133049

where do you want to be?
we are where we are for a reason.

>> No.7133055

>>7133023
I hate tinder tbh, small talk face to face is far more tolerable than over the internet

>> No.7133057

>>7133055
you just dont know how to make it fun, pleb

>> No.7133058

>>7133043
meh, i don't have a car and i don't feel like taking 50 million trains all over town to get pussy when i can just get comfy and wack it to some porn at home

>> No.7133060 [DELETED] 

>>7132854
>tfw payed tuition and now no money for two weeks

>> No.7133065

>>7133044
the smiths don't even make me sad anymore, i was listening to "how soon is now" and it didn't move me at all lol

>> No.7133068

>>7133057
This is true, but how would I do that?

>> No.7133070

>>7133065
>the smiths don't even make me sad anymore, i was listening to "how soon is now" and it didn't move me at all lol

funny how you are pointing out the smiths, they are my two favourite bands.

>> No.7133072

>>7133058
Women feel better than masturbation tho

Not to mention it's pretty impossible to eat pussy and ass by yourself

>> No.7133074

>>7133068
Ask her what her favorite books are :^)

>> No.7133081

>>7133072
yeah but i'm just too autistic, all the time you have to invest in socializing just to get an hour or two of fucking is totally not worth it to me

>> No.7133083

>>7133074
oh god are these the kind of awkward and shitty convos you have to have on tinder to get pussy? def. not dling that shit

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>>7133068
i can say anything i please and they still be drippin' wet all over the place, im very attractive both physically n brianz

my best tip tho would be, for sure, show some fucking balls, dont shed tears over bitches m8

>> No.7133107

>>7133083
no you insecure cuck if you look good you get poosy it's as simple as that just don't make your intentions clear
>>7133072
>eat ass
oh yeah that's the stuff right there fam

>> No.7133111

>>7133107
>just don't make your intentions clear

wait so even on tinder i have to pretend to be interested in stupid shit and not just getting pussy? what the fuck is the point then

>> No.7133112

>>7132989
DO IT

>> No.7133115

>>7133081
Prostitution is a hell of a drug

>> No.7133118

>>7133107
Glad to have a fellow butt taster here fam

>> No.7133119

>>7133115
yeah but i'd rather just wack it, maybe when i own my own business i'll fuck some hookers but i need to accumulate capital right now

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>another thread about how much /lit/ hates anime
>not a single cogent argument why

>> No.7133123

>>7133119
>>7133119
Fair enough lad, glad you are being financially responsible

>> No.7133126

>>7133107
some bitches are screaming for a proper fuck, convince them your it via showing balls, a piece of cake

>>7133111
you dont

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>>7133107
>>7133118
taste me, anon

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Ohhh sexy ladyy

(this is so random.)

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>> No.7133229

Abuse a substance or two, deaden the pain.

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>>7133121

>> No.7133261

>>7133136
Jesus, i just want to lick all of that.

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>>7133261
go get it, anon

>> No.7133307

Its Sunday morning where I am from

Fun fact: Lou Reed died on a Sunday morning

>> No.7133318

Great thread about literature. Reported.

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>>7133318

>> No.7133485

good night

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>>7133318
didn't Zizek talk about allowing people to break rules as part of the unwritten rules or something? this is kind of like that

>> No.7133529

what are some other internet sites to browse other than /lit/?

>> No.7133541

>>7132882
look

Just google searched that picture.

You're pathetic, cunt.

>> No.7133555

>>7133043
only if you're physically attractive

>> No.7133556
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>the same crowd of people that demands you to respect women urges you to fuck them like objects in order to not be considered an autist

Can this world start burning please?

>> No.7133559

>>7133541
yeah, doesn't mean it isn't her dude

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>>7133556
implying you cannt be respectful, to a certain degree, and still fuck them like objects, get your autism shit out of here

>> No.7133586

I can't tell if she likes me or not

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>>7133556
>the world is not in flames

>> No.7133602

>>7133586
ask, say ey bitch, what the fuck

>> No.7133612

>>7133559
lol

yes it does

>> No.7133640

>>7133602
well then its definitely gonna be no

>> No.7133649

>>7133580

You're just an unaware normalfaggot who hasn't realized most of his life he's being an egoist chump. You believe your own embellishing lies.

>> No.7133652

>>7133640
then i suggest you cry about it you fucking faggot

>> No.7133653

>>7133652
always a good plan

>> No.7133657

>>7133652

How does it feel being an actual psychopath?

>> No.7133661

>>7133653
if verbal nor physical communication does it for you, yeah, mr autismo

>> No.7133664

>>7133649
yo virgin
>>7133657
wouldnt know tbh fam m8 peace go fuck yerself

>> No.7133667

>>7133657
intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor

>> No.7133669

>>7133661
physical communication? what?

>> No.7133675

>>7133669
body language* sorry if you couldnt make that out, studies suggest that up to 80% of communication consists of it, mr. autismo

>> No.7133677

>>7133667

Psychopathy. Something 4chan is famous for housing.

>>7133664

Too bad for your insane ass that's far from the truth.

>> No.7133680

>>7133667

More like overcompensating for the tragedy of having a divorced family.

>> No.7133681

Should I ask this girl I am on friendly, but not intimate, terms out to dinner or straight to ayy bby u want sum fuk

>> No.7133684

>>7133677
"you are lying about me!" -anon

>> No.7133685

>you will never have sex

>> No.7133688

>>7133002
>Oh yeah, I can't stand those dumb chicks with their anime and their table top games!

>> No.7133695

>>7133015
There is good anime, even if it is inundated with shit

>> No.7133696

>>7133680
>human relations

>>7133681
depends on quite a few variables, mr. autismo, but id guess ask her if she would allow you spoling her with your hard earend currency, because i assume everyone in this place is a faggot bitch atm

>>7133685
the fattest, ugliest, most disgusting people on this god forsaken earth has healtier sexlives than you, feels?

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>>7133684

>ebinning this hard on a friday night

Don't fuck too many girls tonight, you dark triad superman.

>> No.7133706

That should be normal to you by now. I don't know how this tears some of you apart.

>> No.7133721

>>7133556
Normals are contradictory beasts. Just try to live the best way you can.

>> No.7133729

>>7133700
no intention to, im here with you, arent i? all jackd up n shit, fuck y'all, you couldve learned something if you werent busy being such bitch ass faggots fam

>> No.7133754

fuck you, good night