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Let's get a /lit humor thread started.

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>> No.6970207

knock knock

>> No.6970209

>>6970207

Who's there?

>> No.6970226

>>6970209
gofuckyourmother

>> No.6970230

>>6970167
Wouldn't it preferably be "a book that" not "a book which"?

>> No.6970238

>>6970230
If you're a high school English teacher, yes.

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>>6970167

>> No.6970312

>>6970291
autism?

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ignore the filename

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>> No.6970412

>>6970387

despite depicting cartoons, this chart is surprising intelligent

>> No.6970423

>>6970397
wtf? that was painfully unfunny

>> No.6970431

>>6970412
>despite

What's it like being so fresh out of childhood that you're still embarassed by cartoons

>> No.6970446

>>6970431
What's it like being in elementary school

>> No.6970455

>>6970446
You got me there

>> No.6970458

>>6970431
Who says I'm embarrassed by cartoons? I just don't consider them a valuable literary contribution.

>inb4 b-b-but the cartoons I like are really edgy and intelligent

Yeah, get the fuck out.

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>> No.6970467

>>6970458
>I just don't consider them a valuable literary contribution.

So you don't like that an image uses memes because they aren't a valuable literary contribution?

>>inb4 b-b-but the cartoons I like are really edgy and intelligent

Dude you suck at this. I don't give a fuck about cartoons you moron, I'm just calling you a fag.

>> No.6970498

>>6970291
>hexcode color
>>6970312
Yeah, I think /co/ discovered this years ago.

>> No.6970529

>>6970446
how is nursery school these days?

>> No.6970539

>>6970529
how is your mother's womb treating you?

>> No.6970540

>>6970539
how is being inside your fathers balls?

>> No.6970554

>>6970540
How is being a non-actualized potential?

>> No.6970561

>>6970554
how is being on the deathbed of your past life?

>> No.6971142

>>6970312
Severe OCD actually. Dudr also has a crippling fear of mirrors and blue water.

>> No.6971156

>>6970291
Oh my god what is the name of this again? I read the first few pages years ago. Ulilia?

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I'll post some of the funnier /lit/ posts I've saved over the years

I have a bizarre sense of humor though so these may seem unfunny.

>> No.6971206

>>6970291
I've been there.

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>> No.6971238

>>6971156
ulillillia

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My circa 2012-2014 ones are one my other phone but i don't really want to transfer the pictures. I just flip through them when I feel like a good laugh

>> No.6971248

>>6971231
lol

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>> No.6971276

>>6971241
>you will never plow an ancient Athenian woman

>> No.6971305

>>6971266
This is hysterical

>> No.6971358

>>6971276
Have plowed a Greek Cypriot does that count?

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>> No.6971564

>>6971498
I love these.

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Just want to add some far side to this

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>> No.6971633

>>6971622
I love the far side.

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>>6970167

>> No.6971657

>>6971231
lel

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>>6970311
That's actually pretty funny. Kudos to the witty black man.

>> No.6971796

>>6971570
Shit like this is what makes me hate anime fags even more.

People defended that shit in the thread.

>> No.6971801

>>6971241
>barrel-kin
>not dog-kin

>> No.6971874

>>6971623
Where is this from?

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Some Anon posted this a few days ago.

It's called "Practice What You Peach" and it's a story about a peach farmer who hates peaches. Maybe the best writer on /lit/ tbh

>> No.6972198

>>6970238
>>6970230

it just sounds better, you dont have to attach indoctrinated values u fucks

>> No.6972654

>>6971796
Good evening, Myspace

>> No.6973263

>>6972063
There's a new one of those in the critique thread: >>6968061

>> No.6974305

>>6971189
>It feels as if people are finding out I'm an alcoholic.

Man can I relate to that. Nobody thinks you read for pleasure anymore and if you let out that you do it's incredibly alienating.

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>> No.6975728

>>6970423

Some subscriber to psychoanalysis with a bee in their bonnet. 'Bonnet' being symbolic of a man's psycho vagina where he feels the constant threat of rape in daily social intercourse.

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ignore my terminal emulator

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" " " "

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>> No.6975845

>>6970291
>David Foster Wallace on cocaine

>> No.6975862

>>6971644
Holy fucking shit this is too good to be random lel.

>> No.6975884

>>6970226
gofuckyourmother who?

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>> No.6976993

>>6970291

>tfw Ulillillia wrote like 200k words of his second novel in a week

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Less shitty 'Identifying Ideology' I made the other day

>> No.6977035

>>6977006
nice

>> No.6977053

>>6971241
I laughed so hard at this

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>>6970463

>> No.6977141

>>6977121
hi adam

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>> No.6977184

>>6971207
I would pay any price to celebrate soviet russia

>> No.6977231

>>6977006
yea, this is still the best zizek meme

>> No.6977655

>>6971623
moare

>> No.6977694

>>6970423
You have no sense of humor

>> No.6977910

>>6970387
Chomsky?

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>> No.6978446

>>6971623
http://noahs-speedboat.tumblr.com/post/34070106305/i-wish-to-make-love-to-dukes-beautiful-voice

>> No.6978475

>>6971276
what if I'm an archeologist?

>> No.6978478

>>6975826
Too soon

>> No.6978493

>>6978475
You are an archaeologist?

I've got a bone that needs to be examined

>> No.6978502

/lit/ humor is so middle age Facebook in that it is samey and repetitive.

>> No.6978528

>>6977910
not a philosopher by his own admission.

>> No.6978582

>>6977184
No one cares commucuck

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>>6978335
fixed

>> No.6978760

>>6971247
Buy a computer. Phone posters are cancer.

Just today I was considering filtering image.jpg filenames.

>> No.6978805

>>6978760
Don't own a computer though. Write my stuff by hand

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>>6971622

>> No.6978931

>>6978502
Is there any website ever where the humor isn't samey and repetitive tho

like what's the most creative place for humor really

>> No.6979419

>>6974305
I get the exact same thing.

>> No.6979900

>>6971247
I don't relate with this at all. If you do this, you're a fucking hack

>> No.6979986

>>6970423
I agree with you anon

>> No.6980003

>>6979900
I think that was what he was satirizing lad

>> No.6980010

>>6970458
cartoons are not literature, so they fundamentally cannot be a literary contribution. but there are cartoons that are smart, funny, emotive or artistically valuable for any other reason.

you are dismissing an entire art form, and in so doing are exposing your ignorance and childish, misguided disdain.

it's time to stop posting.