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Anonymous Sun Jun 14 18:25:46 2015 No.6688925 [Reply] [Original]

How do I git gud at making profound quotes and sayings, /lit/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 18:27:14 2015 No.6688930 >>6688925 get smart

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 18:33:14 2015 No.6688950 >>6688925 You don't set out to make quotes, you just say and/or write shit until someone else latches onto a particularly profound sentence.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 18:41:36 2015 No.6688971 >>6688925 "A room without books is like a body without a soul. An atheist's wet dream." - William Lane Craig, PhD.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 18:45:52 2015 No.6688982 The more you learn; The more you earn -Warren Buffet

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 18:47:27 2015 No.6688985 Get an apprenticeship with a professional quote maker.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 18:48:17 2015 No.6688987 >>6688925 "My ass-gas redefines flatulence." --Me

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 21:49:01 2015 No.6689697 >>6688925 There were no books in Cicero's time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 21:50:22 2015 No.6689705 book collecting in 30AD? woah

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 21:53:33 2015 No.6689722 Books without room is like a soul without a body. im genius nigga!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 21:54:43 2015 No.6689732 >>6689697 *In Cicero's time, the word referred to single scrolls. ftfy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 21:54:59 2015 No.6689734 a room without body is like a soul without books

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 21:56:37 2015 No.6689747 >>6688925 Your picture serves to prove that the quotes themselves don't actually have to be remotely pithy or profound, you just have to attribute them to a household-name intellectual. -Albert Einstein

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 21:57:01 2015 No.6689750 File: 123 KB, 500x698, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6688925 Get famous or somethin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 23:18:32 2015 No.6690088 >>6688925 just synthesize two completely random different objects into a similie

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 15 01:53:29 2015 No.6690738 Study the history of sophistry

Anonymous Mon Jun 15 02:01:09 2015 No.6690752
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"I was never the sort of child who believed in “monsters under the bed” or vampires, or who needed a night-light in his bedroom; on the contrary, my father…once laughingly told my mother that he thought I might suffer from a type of benign psychosis called “antiparanoia,” in which I seemed to believe that I was the object of an intricate universal conspiracy to make me so happy I could hardly stand it."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 15 02:10:57 2015 No.6690772 A) Don't be a stupid cunt B) Don't be uncomfortable with making short infantile wordplay generalizations which don't help anyone but get you mad pusi

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 15 02:12:03 2015 No.6690774 >>6690752 John Green reminds me of the weird home schooled kid who sat alone at the allergy table and wore capes at like age 15. I hope he gets hit by a bus

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 15 02:12:03 2015 No.6690775 >>6688971 Shit, Craig serving some mad banter.

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