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6638612 No.6638612 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: Claim your literary husbando.

Kierkegaard claimed! He is perfect

>> No.6638715
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>>6638612
My perfect Greek lover

>> No.6638721

>>6638612
Fuck, I wanted him.

>> No.6638740

>>6638612
Kierk would probably drive you insane

>> No.6638747

>>6638612
>implying he'd ever put out

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>>6638612

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>>6638612
This isn't even fair. You stole my husbando in the first post. ;_;

I'm sure he'd just end up leaving me anyway...

>> No.6638854 [SPOILER] 
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6638854

Are you even trying?

The only correct answer


He's a bad boy, he'd be an animal in the sack. He's fug a boipussy pretty raw teehee

>> No.6638872

>>6638854
tbh he'd probably just smoke cigars all day and ignore you

>> No.6638877

but kierkegaard is hunchback

>> No.6638881

>>6638872

my dad does this with every person he knows

>> No.6638883

Slavoj Zizek

Dem V-neck shirts

>> No.6638884

>>6638612
u're dad

>> No.6638885
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6638885

>not wanting a fat manlet

>> No.6638889

>>6638885

he looks /fit/ tbh

>> No.6638948

>>6638612
Friedrich Nietzsche
Unlike Kierkegaard who wallows in nihilism and the despair it leaves him with, Nietzsche embraces it and revels in the freedom it provides.
He's also not going to try and shove God down my throat

>> No.6638993

>>6638948
Oh look, someone who has never read Kierkegaard or Nietzsche and doesn't know what nihilism is.
You'll fit in perfectly here.

>> No.6639019

>>6638948
nigga are you stupid? Nietzsche never embraced nihilism, he devoted all his work to getting rid of it and viewed it in a negative light

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6639064

dont have to tell ya friend
that i eat it in the mornin
cause he gon say I KNO
CAN I HIT IT IN THE BATHROOM
PUT ONE LEG ON THE TOILET

id never abandon him like that stupid idiot hawthorne

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His boipussy is mine

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>>6638885
>wanted to paint the ceiling but couldn't reach because of my stumpy manlet legs
>couldn't use the step-ladder because I didn't want to use the ladder as purely a means to an end
>tfw

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>>6638612

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>>6638612

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>> No.6639702
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>no Wittgenstein ITT

I don't know why I expected any more than what I got, but c'mon /lit/, ain't he just the dreamiest?

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u aredy no

>> No.6639721
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>Cntrl + F "Chekhov"
>Zero results
Thank god. Mine mine.

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I'd act all disinterested and shit, but secretly I'd enjoy the ass pounding

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>>6638612
my boy rilke

>> No.6639760
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He's so dreamy.

>> No.6639762

>>6639739
I seriously wonder what it would be like to talk to him in person, if his actual presence could come close to his poetic voice.

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>>6638612

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<3

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>>6638612
Good luck getting him to go through with it.

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>>6639702

>> No.6640038

>>6639762
i feel like he would be introspective and not talk much, only when he knew it was valuable

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are you all gay or do we actually have women on /lit/?

>> No.6641644

>>6641632
>husbando
>woman

>> No.6642541

Kerouac of course

>> No.6642546

>>6641632
you don't have to identify as homosexual to see the benefit/appeal of being fucked by a literary great.

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>>6638612
I'd let Sylvia Plath peg me. Does that count?

>> No.6642573

>>6642567
no

choose someone with a living, breathing, penis that you would like to fill your boipussy and/or mouth

>> No.6642610
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I'd let Anne Sexton sit on my lap and play with the stick

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>>6638612
This BAMF

We'd storm across England fucking boipussy, smoking tobacco and spying on niggas.

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More like Nathaniel HAWT-thorne

>> No.6643016

>>6638612
>Mfw I look like him