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He was a far more voracious reader than I, but he made it a rule never to touch a book by any author who had not been dead at least thirty years.

“That’s the only kind of book I can trust,” he said.

“It’s not that I don’t believe in contemporary literature,” he added, “but I don’t want to waste valuable time reading any book that has not had the baptism of time. Life is too short.”

“What kind of authors do you like?” I asked, speaking in respectful tones to this man two years my senior.

“Balzac, Dante, Joseph Conrad, Dickens,” he answered without hesitation.

“Not exactly fashionable.”

“That’s why I read them. If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. "

>> No.6397346

>>6397338
cringe thread?

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>>6397346
no! /lit/ picture folder thread

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>> No.6397463

>>6397445
Fuck, what did the spoiler say?

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>> No.6397467

>only reading books that were popular enough to survive the "baptism of time"
>being unique

I only read text in languages that have been dead for 600 years. It allows me to parrot thoughts that no one else is parroting :^)

>> No.6397471

>>6397445
keg

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>> No.6397474

>>6397455
>snubnose katan

here's a pasta:

>> No.6397477

>>6397474

I arrived home and found a Laurie Penny lying on my couch wearing a short satin robe. As soon as I saw her, I plucked a grape from my privileged ear and developed a raging erection, thus becoming a slave to her feminist whims.

She ordered me onto my hands and knees. Removing a bag from behind the cushion, she pulled out a fluorescent pink G-string.

"Put on your uniform, and run me a bath, slave!"

"Yes, my queen." I went to the bathroom to change into my fluorescent pink G-string and prepare her bath.

As I finished readying her bath, she entered and told me to get on my hands and knees in the tub with her. What an honor! She sat down in the tub in front of me, spread her pussy lips with one hand, and looked at me with a coy smile.

"Stick your head under the water and tongue my pussy, slave!"

"Yes, oh beautiful mistress."

I stuck my head down between her legs and started tonguing away, penetrating her tight little hole and dragging my tongue up to circle her engorged clit. When I came up for a breath, she would count to three in her squeaky novelty voice and push my head back down. After she orgasmed, hard - probably the hardest she has ever come in her life - she stepped out of the tub, and threw me a towel to dry her off with. My raging hard-on was sticking out the top of my fluorescent pink G-string.

"Get up, slave!" she ordered.

"Yes, majestic one."

I towelled her down, paying careful attention to her perfect little breasts. In the background an old lady fell from a window and shattered her skull on the pavement, and Laurie, grabbing the front of my fluorescent pink g-string, led me into the bedroom.

I have a walk-in closet in my bedroom. Laurie opened the door, and inside, next to the body of a decomposing child, was a chair that she had obviously set up earlier. She sat me down, tying me securely and gagging me with a fluorescent pink ball gag. Reaching down, she seized my rock-hard cock in her hand.

"Don't make a sound. Do you understand?"

“Ymph, my mhssthss.”

She lowered her head, and, while a gander of capitalists were lined up to be shot in the adjacent room, took my whole cock past her tonsils until I came so hard it dribbled from her nostrils. And that's all I have to say about that.

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>> No.6397494

And I'm out.

>>6397463
I'm sorry anon, I can't remember except it being something of exceptional and universal value, something to take the pain away, something that will bring her back, something to make one whole again.

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If you think about it, we're all sitting around a bonfire (this thread) exchanging stories via writing;
I shall call it... written oral transmission.

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>> No.6397570

>>6397467
yea, why settle for just being a parrot when you could be an anachronistic parrot.

>> No.6397579

>>6397455
Lol, tell me there's more of this.

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I miss Darkie

He spoke the truth

>> No.6397682

>>6397579
Actually, yes I think there is but I don't have it, however anon is still around from time to time.

>> No.6397698

>>6397455
>tiny snubnose katana from his ankle sheath
God I'm dying.

>> No.6399890

Is this a best of /lit/ or something?