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Anonymous Mon Mar 23 10:45:30 2015 No.6306190 [Reply] [Original]

What's the tag line for your novel, /lit/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 10:46:42 2015 No.6306198 >You're it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 10:46:48 2015 No.6306199 >>6306190 >Or, why I keep posting the same two pictures of this shack I wrote a bunch of shit in and the stacks of said shit piled up in my study because I want people on a Laotian claymation website to pay attention to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 10:48:52 2015 No.6306212 >zeeburg's back, let's vote third party!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 10:50:34 2015 No.6306222 >>6306190 >Thank you for smoking :^) gunna be a NYT best seller

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 10:51:37 2015 No.6306224 "In a world where Rhyce the vampire's girlfriend was brutally murdered by his own vampire brother Flashbird, evil has nowhere to hide as it finds itself outgunned by the katana blade of justice."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 10:52:20 2015 No.6306226 >>6306199 Oh! You almost had it! I'm sorry, the correct answer we were looking for didn't involve you being a conversational dickbutt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 10:52:49 2015 No.6306230 Just when you thought it was safe to go back into your semiotics class.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 10:55:03 2015 No.6306235 >When the game is over, the king and the pawn are placed in the same box. I intend to make a salary off of mid-tier sci-fi, but I do intend to write some serious things under a pseudonym.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 10:58:01 2015 No.6306246 >>6306235 yes but the game is over much earlier for the pawn

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:05:42 2015 No.6306273 >>6306235 Is it better to use a pen name for your first books?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:11:44 2015 No.6306298 >>6306246 the pawn is born into soceioeconomic structures xhe cannot change on xher own without revolution

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:15:09 2015 No.6306310 >>6306199 lel >>6306298 sweet me-mes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:16:28 2015 No.6306316 >>6306298 >xhe >xher Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense. We know pawns are male - they represent pikemen jesus....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:17:45 2015 No.6306319 >>6306316 pikemen, that doesn't imply pikeweremen or pikewomen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:23:05 2015 No.6306337 This Time, It's Personal

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:29:49 2015 No.6306357 >>6306199 Can you (or someone else) post those pictures? Or more gas-station bro pics?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:29:56 2015 No.6306359 Who the fuck creates taglines for their book? Sure, a publisher might suggest something (likely awful), but I can't remember a book that had a tagline that was worth reading. Taglines are for shitty romance and sub par sci-fi/fantasy garbage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:48:13 2015 No.6306411 >>6306298 Socioeconomic structures are retarded. Can anyone give me some arguments to use against my girlfriend's Tumblr feminist roomates?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:50:53 2015 No.6306420 "Most thorough shitposting style guide to date"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:04:17 2015 No.6306464 File: 64 KB, 900x900, alan watts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6306198 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcPWU59Luoc

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:10:39 2015 No.6306483 File: 1022 KB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6306357 Here....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:59:34 2015 No.6306619 File: 1.22 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6306357 Or better yet...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:12:10 2015 No.6306644 >>6306224 Haven't seen this in a while

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:42:38 2015 No.6306747 >>6306644 Apparently he's about to finish the book. Saw him in a thread last week or so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:43:22 2015 No.6306749 >>6306747 snubnose katana ayyy lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:51:18 2015 No.6306782 >>6306749 Shit's hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:21:19 2015 No.6306869 >taste it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:32:55 2015 No.6307101 >>6306190 "All Jews go to heaven."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:38:17 2015 No.6307112 >How can one writer be such a faggot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:53:22 2015 No.6307144 File: 23 KB, 350x335, 1363553875167.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6306316 >>6306411 trolled softly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 16:05:10 2015 No.6307179 >>6306246 The object of every game is to kill a king.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 16:08:53 2015 No.6307186

>>6307179

But not your own, the enemy's. In this game, all pieces are treated as expendable with the exception of the king. In this way, the pawns and all other pieces are merely the agents of the one king against the other. It is only from him that they derive their important, their offensive or defensive capacity.

In the end, both are put in the drawer, and the wood grains sleep soft.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 18:08:15 2015 No.6307609 >>6306319 >pikeweremen Men who turn into humanoid pikes at midnight? Freaky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 18:10:04 2015 No.6307614 File: 5 KB, 244x206, hvjn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "In space, no one can hear you cream."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 18:10:35 2015 No.6307616 >>6307614 oh lord yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 18:28:48 2015 No.6307676 File: 73 KB, 949x534, 1411885889444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Go Cuck Yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 18:31:46 2015 No.6307691 "Folded 1000 times!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 18:51:17 2015 No.6307750 >>6307614 Yes.....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 19:24:26 2015 No.6307879 File: 156 KB, 500x282, john green1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6306190 "Now a major motion picture!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 19:56:39 2015 No.6307996 "By the author who saw Shrek"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 20:51:49 2015 No.6308226 >>6306749 >snubnose katana Wut?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:00:06 2015 No.6308253 "The whole world in a street!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:22:53 2015 No.6308995 File: 12 KB, 251x260, 1425503309784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6307879 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 06:34:14 2015 No.6309774 File: 106 KB, 1523x1069, trilogy (xxxx).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6308226 Don't say I never give you nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 06:38:45 2015 No.6309781 >>6309774 Sweet Jesus that is amazing. Is there more to it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 06:39:33 2015 No.6309783 >>6309781 About 17k words.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 06:46:52 2015 No.6309798 >>6309774 >tears >of bravery

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 06:55:09 2015 No.6309807 >>6309774 >almost every paragraph starts with Rhyce ebin absolutely ebin

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 07:09:29 2015 No.6309823 >>6309783 Don't hold out on us, anon please?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 07:25:33 2015 No.6309841 File: 74 KB, 1343x889, trilogy (XXXXX).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6309823 Rhyce has intercourse. ... or does he...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 07:33:19 2015 No.6309855 >>6306190 decades of discontent (but in another language so w/o the aliteration)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 07:34:29 2015 No.6309857 >>6306246 high level chess = pressing on pawn advantage by trading everything else

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 17:03:23 2015 No.6311663 >>6309774 >I figured you'd shrug coolly Hehe.

>>	fuck off Tue Mar 24 17:20:29 2015 No.6311731 >>6306190 i told you to get some friends

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 19:17:41 2015 No.6312288 File: 63 KB, 500x630, 563249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6309774 This a truly majestic train wreck. I need more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 19:25:17 2015 No.6312310 >>6309774 Hahaha yes yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 19:32:46 2015 No.6312324 >As the end of the world draws near, a man without fear will learn to fear his own sins

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 19:38:12 2015 No.6312344 >>6309774 is this satire

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 04:11:24 2015 No.6314055 File: 78 KB, 1359x951, trilogy (XXXXXX).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6312288 In this next trilogy, Rhyce receives a wise, important lesson from an old, grey mystic on an tall, windy mountain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 09:32:10 2015 No.6314520 >>6314055 We already know who obiwan wolfrick gandalf BRIAN Morpheus dumbledoore is

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 10:24:14 2015 No.6314641 >>6314520 You what now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 10:36:45 2015 No.6314672 "Just when you thought Starbucks was gay enough.... this summer... prepare to buck and brownstar"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 21:53:21 2015 No.6317004 Bumb

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 03:28:42 2015 No.6318211 >>6306190 You will never read a more graphic fisting scene in your life! The rape scenes are painfully detailed! Fuck this book, literally! (and include a hole in the middle of the book)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 12:39:42 2015 No.6319368 >>6314055 This is great.

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