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Guys turn on CNN Chomsky literally just died.

>> No.6286308

My girlfriend is studying at MIT and she told me he collapsed in his office 15 minutes ago. Apparently he wasn't breathing and they were performing CPR on him.

>> No.6286309
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6286309

rly!?

>> No.6286316

>>6286302
who gives a fuck

>> No.6286317

I'm like sobbing Noam Chomsky is one of my favorite contemporary intellectuals. Fuck you death take Zizek instead.

>> No.6286320

>>6286302
>>6286308
>>6286317
Samefag, 5 posts and 3 unique IDs

>> No.6286321

>implying I can afford cable

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6286322

he's alive

>> No.6286326

>>6286320
Yeah that was me same fagging, I'm very upset about this. When my gf told me I literally started bawling.

>> No.6286327

>>6286322

Thank god. I still have time to read one his books and then claim I read him before the publicity of his death

>> No.6286328

>>6286302
>literally

>> No.6286330

>>/lit/thread/S6042281
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>>6286327
good for you^^

>> No.6286340

>>6286330
Yeah that was also me, when that happened my gf and I really thought he died but it turned out he just collapsed because he had some bad gas. He collapsed another time after that when he heard a student refer to Michel Foucault as a "philosopher" but that's another story.

>> No.6286344

>>6286340
>>6286340
>He collapsed another time after that when he heard a student refer to Michel Foucault as a "philosopher" but that's another story.
KEK

>> No.6286370

Not cool OP.

May Noam be like Bertrand, live long and bear witness to more time!

>> No.6286376

On the other hand, when he does get that well-deserved eternal rest, his name will be in the news and a lot of people will start picking his books up again and becoming acquainted with him.