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Imagine me on this beach in Florida, surrounded by beautiful women.

Which philosopher should I read to help me have deep thoughts when I am sitting under my umbrella and impress the ladies with my abstract conceptualizing?

>> No.6284558

>>6284556
>surrounded by beautiful women
Schopenhauer

>> No.6284562

>>6284558
I couldn't picture Schopenhauer walking around on the beach. He would probably have his pants and shoes on.

>> No.6284565

Deleuze

>> No.6284568

shouts outs to all of my people up late tonight on /lit/

shouts outs to all the ladies online

shout outs to my fellow readers

>> No.6284573

Pynchon

once you become like one of his protags youll be rolling in women

1. drop acid until you develop paranoid schizophrenia
2. quit once this develops
3. drink or smoke marijuana heavily
4. wear a pompadour and hawaiian shirt
5. sing songs at women and call them "purrrdy"

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>>6284573

>tfw I'm a Pynchon protagonist
>tfw history is just an endless Pynchon book

>> No.6284588

u should have been lifting breh i told you to lift

oh god im just gonna blast my jams at everyone like a fuck ahaha

>> No.6284599

nietzsche (to motivate you to clang and bang)
+
a 20th century psychologist, not sure who, need someone to help you get into the girls' minds

>> No.6284617

https://youtu.be/6urnNV064Hw

>> No.6284623

I heard girls like Descartes for some reason.