/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.6109042]

1: have a statistically unlikely fetish (too much time in /d/)

2: try to imagine how it might come about

3: write 18,000 words describing the insane circumstances that lead to the fulfillment of the fetish

4: character development, conflict, unusual settings, all of it wasted, because once you get to the come shot there's no need to write any further.

i just wish i didn't have a development directory with about a hundred unfinished stories in it.

[Anonymous No.6109055]

>>6109042
>18,000 words describing the insane circumstances that lead to the fulfillment of the fetish

[Anonymous No.6109057]

>>6109055
>frogtext.xxx

[Anonymous No.6109555]

huh. maybe i should have taken this to /d/ to begin with.

[Anonymous No.6109600]

>>6109042
There's a fetish for chicks with 4 legs/spider looking arachnid chicks?

These things make me think it's all just made up auto-delusion.

[Anonymous No.6109890]

>>6109055
sick dubs
>>6109555
sick dubs
>>6109600
sickdubs

[Anonymous No.6109938]

>>6109042
start with the greeks

[Anonymous No.6110313]

That's where it pays to have a fetish that isn't 100% sexual in nature.

[Anonymous No.6110393]

>>6110313
Like tile patterns.

[Anonymous No.6110412]

>>6110393
>not posting the picture

[Anonymous No.6110448]

>>6110412
Would've if I could've. And ditto.

[Anonymous No.6112116]

>>6109042
Dude! it looks like those are her balls!

[Anonymous No.6112271]

>>6110412
here

[Anonymous No.6113586]

What is your "strange" fetish?

[Anonymous No.6113605]

>>6113586
From the looks of it, it's probably girls with four legs or something.

[Anonymous No.6113618]

>>6112271
jesus fuck there are tears in my eyes

[Anonymous No.6113622]

>>6112271
>you geometric slut, don't be such a square

[Anonymous No.6113629]

I tried writing a story about my fetishes once and ended up with a dissertation on Lacanian Psychoanalysis.

[Anonymous No.6113633]

>>6109042
>>6109600

idk you can say what you want but that pic is giving me the weirdest boner right now.

[Anonymous No.6113650]

>>6109042
would that thing have four vagoos and poopers or three vagoos and one pooper?

[Anonymous No.6113656]

>>6112271
>I get really upset when the tiles get dirty. Like when your daughter goes into prostitution.

.....wat

[Anonymous No.6114730]

>>6110393
Or Ohio.

[Anonymous No.6115268]

>>6109042
do you have more pics of this kind?

[Anonymous No.6115467]

>>6114730
Damn, that was deep.

[Anonymous No.6115477]

>>6114730
That honestly sounds like a pretty awesome experience.

[Anonymous No.6115879]

>>6115477
If you wanna be date-raped by a mountain man just hang out Appalachian dive bars.

[Anonymous No.6115915]

>>6115879
>tfw masculine 6'5" scandinavian
>tfw I'll never be date-raped

[Anonymous No.6115935]

>>6115915
Try prison?

Mind you, I hear Scandi Prison is different.

[fagve No.6115956]

I've had so many "fetishes" that now I just call them things that will turn me on for like a week.

[Anonymous No.6115958]

>>6115935
Prison in my country is hardly penalizing. Imagine a low-end hotel, but free, and some extra features. I don't really get why there are homeless here when they could very well rob a bank and be set for life. Either they get moneys or they get housing, win-win.

[Anonymous No.6115966]

>>6115956
What's the most bizarre thing you've fapped to?

[Anonymous No.6115976]

>>6115958
Brb, purchasing Ski mask and plane ticket to Norway.

[kitty !kitty/EnNg No.6116532]

>>6115958
almost as in 'the journey of joenes'

>"Is it possible," I asked him, "that those men wanted to get into prison on purpose?"
>"Obviously they did," the guard said.
>"But I had always thought that prisons were for the purpose of keeping people in rather than out," I said.
>"They used to be," the guard told me. "But nowadays, with so many foreigners in the country, and so much starvation, men break into prison merely to get three meals a day. There's nothing we can do about it. By breaking into prison they become criminals, and we have to let them stay."
>"Disgraceful!" I said. "But what do the foreigners have to do
with it?"
>"They started all the trouble," the guard said. "There's starvation in their own countries, and they know that we in Mexico have the world's best prisons. So they come great distances in order to break into our prisons, especially when they can't break into their own. But I suppose foreigners are really no worse or better than our own people, who do the same thing."
>"If this is the case," I said, "how can the government enforce
its laws?"
>"Only by keeping the truth a secret," the guard told me.
>"Someday we will be able to build penitentiaries that will keep the right people in and the wrong ones out. But until that time comes, the thing must be kept secret. In that
way, most of the population still believes they should fear punishment."

[Anonymous No.6116820]

>>6112271
I can't stop laughing

[Anonymous No.6116837]

>>6110393
I was actually thinking of diapers.

[Anonymous No.6116878]

>>6109890
>6109555 #
>sick dubs
>555
>dubs