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>1. Book you're currently reading.
Shakespeare's sonnets

>2. The last time you french kissed the opposite sex.
4 years ago.

>> No.6054693

>Book
Shakespeare's Macbeth
>French kiss
Last tuesday

>> No.6054695

>>6054686
1. Taiwan by Towel In
2. Last Year.
>opposite sex only
Why?

>> No.6054699
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>>6054686
1. Dubliners
2. Never...

>> No.6054705

>>6054686
1. Moby Dick.
2. Just right now.

>> No.6054706

Perdido street station (3/5)
The rest is noise(4/5)

Probably around 14years ago, when I was in the kindergarden.

>> No.6054717

>>6054686
Naming and necessity - Saul Kripke

Never kissed anyone in a romantic sense.

>> No.6054724

1. Metaphysics of Virtual Reality
2. 2003

>> No.6054726

1. Toward an Aesthetic of Reception
2. Yesterday.

>> No.6054727

Intruder in the Dust

Several months ago

>> No.6054729

>>6054724
ALL MY TROUBLES SEEMED SO FAR AWAY

>> No.6054735

1. Anti-Oedipus
2. Never, but I'm not a virgin

>> No.6054741

>>6054729
0/10

>> No.6054748

1.the red and the black
2.never. I'm gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>> No.6054753

>>6054735
>Never French kissed, but not a virgin
Holy shit, dude, that's even worse than being KV.

>> No.6054755

>Confessions of Saint Augustine.
>A week ago. :/

>> No.6054764

>>6054735
She didn't offer that as part of the service?

>> No.6054782

>>6054735
>losing your virgin to hooker

Is there a sadder thing?

>> No.6054785

>Complete Stories of Flannery O'Connor
>7 weeks ago (fuck LDRs, 2/10 do not recommend)

>> No.6054787

>>6054764
Hookerless turbovirgin detected.

>> No.6054788

>>6054686
1. Stoner. Suprisingly good, but that again everything I picked up from /lit/ aside Nabokov was great.
2. Kissless virgin reporting in.

>> No.6054815

Gosh, how old are you guys? No kisses? still virgins? I think I might be too old here

>> No.6054818

>>6054815
20

>> No.6054824

>1. Book you're currently reading.
Sophocles: introduction to signal processing
>2. The last time you french kissed the opposite sex.
~10 years ago

>> No.6054829

>>6054815
32

>> No.6054832
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6054832

Hannibal's Legacy by Arnold Toynbee.
Three weeks ago.

>> No.6054854

Whatever by Michel Houellebecq

Last night, but it was with the uglier friend of the girl I think I'm in love with

>> No.6054858

>>6054818
And no kisses?

>> No.6054861

>>6054829
and no kisses? So you are asexual?

>> No.6054864

>>6054858
Nope. I'm very unattractive and don't really talk to a lot of girls.
And I'm not trying really.

>> No.6054865

>>6054861
NO I HAVE NOT KISSED OR BEEN KISSED OR ENJOYED A MUTUALLY ENJOYABLE KISS

NO I AM NOT ASEXUAL BUT THANK YOU FOR ASKING

>> No.6054871

>>6054864
That's what you'll say to yourself until you hit thirty-ish, then you'll have breakdowns like this guy >>6054865

>> No.6054873

>>6054686
> An Introduction to Information Theory: Symbols, Signals and Noise.
for pleasure/novel research (no STEM master race and happy about it)
>This morning, I kissed my wife before she left for work.

>> No.6054874

>>6054865
I need to know why! Tell me why!!! Do you not have lips?

>> No.6054876

>>6054815
>Gosh

Trust a woman to be so oblivious to the plight of such a significant portion of contemporary male society. Believe it or not, for us it's not as easy as just opening our legs and saying 'yes'.

>> No.6054879

>>6054865
Are you employed? Do you have car?

>> No.6054881

>>6054873
how was the kiss?

>> No.6054882

>>6054879
Never mind that, I want to hear about his anime collection.

>> No.6054883

>>6054876
You don't have to open your legs to kiss...

>> No.6054885

>>6054686
Infinite Jest

Over half a year ago. ;_;

>> No.6054886

>>6054881
salty

>> No.6054887

>>6054882
Yes, that's one of the things you can watch on a date.

>> No.6054888

>>6054886
That's what happens after you get married huh?

>> No.6054893

>>6054881
It was warm

>> No.6054894

>>6054686
>1. Book you're currently reading.
Beowulf
>2. The last time you french kissed the opposite sex.
I...I dont remember....

>> No.6054900

>>6054886
identity thief

>> No.6054902

Memories of My Melancholy Whores

2 months ago. My gf has very thin lips and kissing her is not very pleasurable. On the other hand she swallows.

>> No.6054907

>>6054902
kek

>> No.6054913

>>6054902
Does she open her legs when you kiss her? see here >>6054876

>> No.6054919
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6054919

>>6054883
But it feels twice as intimate like that.

>> No.6054920

>>6054871
I'll be rich by the time I'm 30, there will be plenty of sluts.

>> No.6054921

>>6054874
As a young boy I was more sensitive and shy than my peers. People liked me for it and said I was a charming young man, and even as a teenager people interpreted my quietness as evidence of my being respectful and precociously mature. But when the time came to form friendships and pursue relationships I found myself incapable of communicating successfully with my peers and especially with the opposite sex. My shyness began being perceived as something weird, and now at my age people seem to think i don't talk very much is repulsive and suggests something bad about my character. The few women I have pursued in the last ten years judge me as an overly nice and inoffensive personality who cannot provide the sense of excitement and outward displays of power they perhaps appreciate in a relationship.

>>6054879
Yes and no because I live in a city where owning a car would be awkward and very expensive.

>> No.6054922

How many of you are gay here?

>> No.6054923

>1. Modernity and the Holocaust
>2. N-never

>> No.6054924

>>6054922
Only you brah

>> No.6054926

>>6054921
very nice. but you can still kiss

>> No.6054931

>>6054924
Can I kiss you?

>> No.6054932

>>6054931
Why haven't you already?

>> No.6054935

>>6054686

'Crime and Punishment' by Dostoevsky.

...n-never.

>> No.6054936

>>6054931
If you close your eyes
And think of someone you physically admire
Oh-hoh-oh

>> No.6054937

>>6054921
I was like that until I started drinking heavily and doing drugs. I'm probably going to die before I reach your age but at least I've known glimpses of love and excitement and I'm not a non-entity.

>> No.6054939

>>6054932
ZAGREB
A
G
R
E
B

>> No.6054940

>>6054932
you you

>> No.6054941

Lady Chatterly's Lover
2 months ago

>> No.6054943

>>6054931
r u a faox?

>> No.6054944

>>6054943
ima gay

>> No.6054945

>>6054943
Farrier gtfo

>> No.6054953

I recently paid for sex at a 'massage' place in a 3rd world country. AMA

>> No.6054956

>>6054931
>>6054939
>>6054943
>>6054944

Jesus Christ guys >>>/soc/

>> No.6054958

>>6054953
You and literally every other white guy who has been backpacking in SEA.

>> No.6054964

>>6054953
>I recently paid for sex at a 'massage' place in a 3rd world country. AMA
I am a worker at a 'massage' place in a 3rd world country. AMA.

PS: I'm 'massaging' a client right now.

>> No.6054966

>>6054958
I'm not white, I'm not backpacking, and fuck if I know what SEA means. South East Asia? Where I'm not. It's impressive to be so wrong

>> No.6054969

>>6054953
>>6054964
I am a 'massage' in a 3rd place country world. AMA.

>> No.6054971

>>6054966
Fuck off we don't care

>> No.6054972

I am a 3rd world. AMA

>> No.6054979

>>6054971
I though all the kissless virgins itt might. It was the worst sex of my life and I regret every second of it.

>> No.6054982

>>6054979
Coward

>> No.6054984

I recently 'paid' for 'sex' at a 'massage place' in a '3rd world country'. AMA

>> No.6054985

>>6054979
have you got tested after that?

>> No.6054986

>>6054969
Your English is atrocious

>> No.6054989

>>6054985
Yes, I have aids lice

>> No.6054992

>1. Book you're currently reading.
And Quiet Flows the Don
>2. The last time you french kissed the opposite sex.
I frenched a brazillian exchange student at a party in september

>> No.6054995

>Blood Meridian
>in May, it'll be years
Damn. At least I'm not a virgin haha...

Right?

>> No.6054998

> Current book
Ulysses (i'm a pleb and never got around to reading it before now)

> Last French kiss
New Year's Day

I have girls I can kiss, but I'm a deviant who doesn't really enjoy sexual activities unless they're with girls who are in commited monogamous relationships, and I only have single girls on my could-kiss-today list atm.

>> No.6055010

>>6054979
A few years ago I was in the habit of frequenting places like that whenever I drank and it really was a huge waste of money.

>> No.6055041

>>6055010
Yes it is. Did you ever get a decent looking girl or decent sechs out of it? I never have.

>> No.6055048

>>6054815
22 reporting in. I wish I was asexual.

>> No.6055060

100 Years of Solitude

French kissed an actual French girl in a Tokyo club in mid-December. She used a lot of teeth and it turned me on.

>> No.6055065

>>6055041
Yeah, there are plenty of pretty Eastern European and South American whores where I live, but the sex is almost never worthwhile. A few times I've had girls that seemed to enjoy it (I guess because I'm young and relatively handsome and sort of charming in an awkward way when I'm drunk) but even then the setting and time constraints were a downer. I've managed to break the habit now that I'm getting free sex more often, but for a while I almost felt like an addict.

>> No.6055067

Paris by Edward Rutherford

2 weeks ago

>> No.6055087

The Campaigns of Alexander

Never ;_;

>> No.6055091

both answers are too depressing to post

>> No.6055111

La ciudad letrada
Tadeys

Saturday.

>> No.6055113

>>6055065
Why wasn't it worthwhile? You can't expect women you are paying for sex to enjoy it, they are just doing a job.

>> No.6055119

1. naked luncheon
2. kissed male: 1 week ago
kissed female: 3 weeks ago

>> No.6055121
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6055121

>1. Book you're currently reading.
À rebours

>2. The last time you french kissed the opposite sex.
pic

>> No.6055126

Dance, dance, dance

Two days ago


Is OP trying to find some correlation?

>> No.6055127

The Bonfire of the Vanities
Yesterday

>> No.6055130

>>6054686

> Don Quixote

> This morning

>> No.6055133

>>6055119

What do you think of it? The book, not the kisses.

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6055137

>>6054936
I knew I was among my kind here

>> No.6055143

>>6055133
it gives me an erection frequently
I quite enjoy the fragmented narrative/descriptive style that misses out verbs
it is very funny
would recommend 8/10

>> No.6055147

>>6055143

Maybe I'm missing the point. You ever read Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk?

>> No.6055151

>>6054686
>Book
Inherent Vice
>Kiss
2 years ago

>> No.6055153

>>6055147
no I don't read trash

>> No.6055156

>>6055153

Valid, but you'll read Naked Lunch?

>> No.6055162

>Reading

The Sound and the Fury

>French Kissed

I kissed a girl 4 months ago, but the last time I french kissed was 4 years ago

>> No.6055163

>>6054686
>Book
The Prince And the Discourses

>Kiss
This morning before he left for work

>> No.6055167

>>6055156
everyone has their flaws

>> No.6055169

>>6055163
was the kiss salty? see here >>6054886

>> No.6055173

I am AMA. AMA.

>> No.6055179

>>6055169
Not particularly, I'm afraid, but I can check again for you when he gets back.

>> No.6055185

>>6055173
fagfag here
what is it like to be straight?

>> No.6055186
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>reading
From Russia with Love, trying to find an epub of Song of Solomon
>kiss
Pic related.

>> No.6055189

>>6055186
http://www.alanreinstein.com/site/Song_of_Solomon_files/Song%20of%20Solomon%20-%20Toni%20Morrison.pdf here's a pdf I'm sure there are converters out there

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6055192

1. Brave New World
2. I've kissed 9 girls in my life but my last was 3 years ago when I was 19. I don't know what happened.

>> No.6055200

A Tale of Two Cities.
Four years

>> No.6055203

>>6055185

its alright. chicks can be dumb and boring, if theyre not dumb, theyre neurotic, if theyre not boring, theyre total sluts, also shifting emotions. theyre tiring.

>> No.6055208

Anna Karenina
About a year ago (I was drunk and the girl forced herself on me)

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1. Isaiah
2. Never

>> No.6055211

>>6055208
>(I was drunk and the girl forced herself on me)

*tips chastity cage*

>> No.6055213

>>6055179
Please do it

>> No.6055215

>>6055065
I am also young and relatively handsome but the last girl I saw was absolutely not into it. She flat out told me that she was just doing a job and she couldn't even PRETEND to enjoy it. I'm the type that can't get into it unless I think the girl's also having at least some semblance of a good time and her telling me she flat out wasn't was a huge turn off. Eventually I just got fed up and called it quits. She said it's never happened before, that a client hasn't cum. Surprise motherfucker, that's what happens when you do a shit job. She was also fat so I couldn't get completely hard.

>> No.6055217

>>6055185
harder than it's made out to be

>> No.6055242

>>6055179
Also get a taste of his cock. Tell him that this one comes courtesy of anon. Report back.

>> No.6055250

>>6055242
I'm sure he'll appreciate it. I'll bookmark this thread for 7 hours from now, just for you.

>> No.6055255

>>6055250
Will you swallow? I hope you will.

>> No.6055260

>>6054686
>Book
The way of man. (please reserve judgement)

Book is so shit I'm struggling to finish it... It's only 133 pages.

>French Kiss
This past saturday

>> No.6055272

>>6055255
I guess that depends on if I get my daily man-salt from his kisses.

>> No.6055277

1) Ringworld
2) about 22 days ago.

>> No.6055296

>>6055211
Never said I didn't enjoy it

>> No.6055297

1. Barrabas by Par Lagerkvist

2. Last Night

>> No.6055337

>>6055113
It's just mechanical and squalid and altogether unsexy. Plus I was often so fucked up that I couldn't finish even if I paid twice.

>>6055215
I made the mistake of being too nice to one of them and ended up sitting with her awkwardly for 30 minutes while she cried. One of the last times I went was with a gorgeous Polish girl, I guess 19-21 (i.e. younger than me), and she texted pretty much throughout the whole thing. In the end I forced myself to finish just out of spite.

>> No.6055371

>>6054686
>1. Slaughterhouse V and Foundation and Empire.
>2. Last night, in my dreams.

>> No.6055382

>>6055371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_qPTyy4itI

>> No.6055433

>>6055337
lol did she make you pay? What was she crying about?

Damn that Polish girl has got to be hot if she had the balls to do that. Just once I'd like to bang a genuinely hot chick

>> No.6055448

1. Dune
2. I'm having sex right now.

>> No.6055451

Maugham's 'Of Human Bondage' (there's no bondage, not even light S&M)

About twenty minutes ago

>> No.6055458

>>6055048
It has its perks. It also has its downfalls but I assume that a lot of /lit/tards would enjoy it since it would mean they didn't have to deal with icky girl cooties.

>The Children of Hurin
>Never (see above exchange for reason)

>> No.6055460

1. God's delusion
2. An hour ago

>> No.6055470

>>6055433
>lol did she make you pay?
Of course; her madame probably wouldn't have let me leave without being presented with the full price.

>What was she crying about?
She was tired and her pussy was "broken" apparently. She also basically shoved her boob in my mouth and then accused me of having mommy issues when I duly sucked it. I think she was bipolar or something like that.

>Damn that Polish girl has got to be hot if she had the balls to do that
She was hot enough that her indifference was almost a turn-on in a vaguely humiliating way.

>> No.6055485

>>6054686
1. The Motorcycle Diaries
2.Mid-june this year,was the first and last time

>> No.6055489
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6055489

1. In Memoriam
2. About 3 years ago

>> No.6055493

>>6054706

Are we all just going to ignore the fact that this guy french kissed in kindergarden?

>> No.6055498

>The Castle of Otranto
>May 2014

>> No.6055499

1. Of Human Bondage
2. Like two years ago ;_;

>> No.6055519

>>6055493
i french kissed my cousin when we were children and we touched each other's naked bumholes she's really hot now

>> No.6055529

Whatever:a novel
August 2014

>> No.6055538

>>6055499
I always thought maugham was overlooked. He never got his deserved place in Western Canon

>> No.6055539

1. a sentimental eduction
2. about 2 weeks ago

>> No.6055547

>>6055519

I'm pretty sure she will still let you touch her butt, anon

>> No.6055552
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6055552

>>6054686
Ubik
About a month ago

>> No.6055556 [DELETED] 

>Zeno Quintus - On Gets

>The fourteenth of July, 1789.

>> No.6055557

>>6055547
nah, we never spoke of it again and now have a distant but normal relationship. and she's engaged and pregnant with her second child. still though...

>> No.6055561
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>>6054686

1. Deadhouse Gates (for like the 4th time), and Ocean at the End of the Lane.

2. This morning before I left for work.

>> No.6055569

>>6054706
What did you like/dislike about Perdido St. Station? Was thinking about picking it up...

>> No.6055586

The Old Man and the Sea
Never and I'm nearly 22

>> No.6055596

>>6055557

She's waiting for you to take the first step. At the next family gathering, politely but firmly bring a finger to her butthole.

>> No.6055597

OP did a brilliant job of showing why there's so much misogyny on this board

>> No.6055598

>>6054937
>non-entity

Harsh coming from someone who has to do drugs to live up to society's pressure on him.

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>>6055489

underrated post

>> No.6055609

>>6055493
That's nothing. Childhood innocence leads to weird shit. I went down on a 7 year old when I was 5. Parents didn't block the adult channels and I was impressionable.

>> No.6055622

>>6055609
nothing wrong with that

>> No.6055643

>>6055485
lol why last?

>> No.6055648

>>6055596
lql

>> No.6055665

>1. Book you're currently reading.
Weber's, "A Mighty Fortress"

>2. The last time you french kissed the opposite sex.
Yesterday

>> No.6055669

Dont worry guys. At some point you just accept the fact you might never be in a relationship. You kinda feel sad about it now and then but you realize that not everyone is built to do certain things.

I never cared enough and now my life is so entangled in deceit that There is absolutely no way of bringing any girl into them.
meh

>> No.6055674

>none
>20 days ago

>> No.6055696
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6055696

1. In Cold Blood by Truman Capote

2. I'm one of those gays

>> No.6055706

>>6055696
One of those gays that kiss a lot or one of those gays that hardly have human interaction?

>> No.6055726

Are gay relationships substantially different from straight relationships?

>> No.6055739

>>6055726
Nope. I've had both. The answer is no.

>> No.6055741

>>6055726
Yeah, they are much less stable and involve much more sex.

>> No.6055745

>>6055706
Where I live now, it's kind of hard to find other fags that aren't total fembots.

So I don't really get that much action. :''(

>> No.6055758

>>6055493
I french kissed before kindergarden

With my girl cousin

I also had sex at the age of 10
(I fucked my boy cousin in the ass, dunno if it counts)


Im not even trolling, fml

and Im reading Damjanov Patophysiology and french kissed a girl about 5 months back

>> No.6055778

>>6055758
story time?

>> No.6055789

>>6055739
Unless you're a girl I think you're wrong

>> No.6055797

>>6055758
Go greentext anon.
Also that is one fucked up sexual life, wouldn't trade my virgin place with you.

>> No.6055806

>1
Unfinished Tales
>2
Never ever.

>> No.6055808

>>6055797

Fucking prude. Fucking your cousin is a literary tradition.

>> No.6055844

>>6055778
not much to say, both cases playing "parents"

We never talked about it afterwards (Im 23 now)

I'm very ashamed of it now and every now and then it kinda strikes me. (I'm having doubts wether it was normal or not) I had very sexual childhood anyway. (but no weird stuff after that)

>> No.6055846

>>6055726
I think so. Power dynamics have always made relationships with women seem trickier to me. Even when the man doesn't want control, and the woman knows this, the specter of that dynamic seems to linger a little. With a man it feels much more like we're coming into it with a deep, mutual understanding that we're equals. Also, both parties of a gay relationship have usually undergone similar experience (both being gay in a society that makes an issue out of it), and are shaped slightly more in the same way.

>> No.6055859

1. The Mayor of Casterbridge
2. Never

>> No.6055868

>>6055844
10 isn't even that young. I think I would have known what I was doing at that age.

>> No.6055876

LOL today I learned the majority of /lit/ are kissless.

>> No.6055879

>How Sex Changed: A History of Transsexuality in the United States
>6 years ago
I feel like I should say those are unrelated but maybe I'm a poor judge

>> No.6055884

>>6055846
what i mean by "it lingers" isn't really that there's subconscious freudian shit going on. There's a case to be made for that, but what I mean is that both parties are aware of that dynamic and their actions are always mentally compared against that dynamic, and their actions are shaped to some extent by that relationship, either conscious attempts to move toward or away from it. So there's a lot of compensation going on for a problem that never existed in the same-sex relationship. In my experience.

also I'm reading The Once and Future King, and have never/will never in all likelihood

>> No.6055904

>>6055868
Yeah, I know for certain that I was doing it for the sake of sexual experimentation. What I don't know is if I was aware about something as anal sex.

>> No.6055911

>>6055846
>Even when the man doesn't want control, and the woman knows this, the specter of that dynamic seems to linger a little.

This ruined my last two relationships. I feel like I should learn how to be more comfortable taking a leading role in a partnership, but then I also fear that it will be unsatisfying... Sucks that there's so much baggage between the two sexes these days. It feels like the whole of society is going through a divorce.

>> No.6055919

>>6055876
nice

>> No.6055925

i dont mean to be that guy but there seem to be way too many people in here that have never kissed a woman in this thread. it is really making me start to wonder just what kind of people hang out here. i mean, i dont get laid a lot, but that is not nearly the same thing. is the average age of this board really 17-19?

>> No.6055928

>>6055925
I am 20

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>>6055879
Is the book good?

>> No.6055933

>>6054937
>non-entity

Come on man, don't be that guy.

>> No.6055934

>>6055911
>It feels like the whole of society is going through a divorce.

Well it is according to statistics.

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>>6054764
it made it seem too real.

>> No.6055950

>>6055925
People who get laid with any kind of regularity or who aren't too interested in it at the moment but know they could get some if they wanted to won't post in a thread like this.

>> No.6055956

>>6055936
dem hips

>> No.6055975

>>6055758
you're like poe or dickens then, but without the literary talent?

>> No.6055985

>>6055925
>being surprised that people on 4chan aren't great with women

jesus christ
i want r/books to leave

>> No.6055998

>>6055930
Yeah, it's a bit oddly paced in some places because of lulls in press interest and medical opinion, but overall a good read so far and rather even handed in explaining historic context (so much so that I raged a little Dr Money isn't called an Antichrist outright at first mention of his name :p) I'd recommend it and thank anon for recommending it to me.

>> No.6056006

>>6055911
The japanese phenomena of sexlessness is coming. This feminist hysteria and the constant pressures on people about their relationships and how male female interactions should be will be our downfall.

>> No.6056007

>>6055925
What's so hard to believe? I was a kissless virgin until I was 22. Now I am 24 and after some arduous reflection and self-improvement (and luck) I have finally begun to overcome the psychological hang-ups that contributed to my previous sorry state, but I can easily imagine things turning out differently at certain significant junctures in my past and me ending up a pariah forever, or perhaps dead already. It's incredibly difficult to drag yourself out of a rut once you begin the downward spiral.

>> No.6056010

1: The Trial
2: Never

>> No.6056014

>>6055998
Does it have a particular "angle" or general thesis to defend?

>> No.6056018

Tallis is conspicuously not shitposting this thread

>confirmed for kissless virgin

>> No.6056019

>>6054686
>Book
A Death in the Family: My Struggle 1.
Karl Ove Knausgaard
>Girl
Yesterday morning

>> No.6056022
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>The Forever War
>Never

My only girlfriend, back when I was a kid, looked at me like I had ten heads when I told her I didn't know how. She didn't bother showing me, and broke up with me shortly after.

>> No.6056029

>>6054753
said no one ever

>> No.6056052

>>6056014
No, not that I've discerned. Meyerowitz seems to want to record more than preach, so she lists all reactions, favourable and negative from the public, doctors, and trans on any case. Occasionally this includes letters from trans people who considered themselves mentally ill, deviants, or ther trans people in the press to be media whores, but everyone is treated as part of their social context with reasonable grace. It is, as far as I can discern, a pretty intellectually honest history.

>> No.6056059

>>6056052
>ther
*other

>> No.6056066

>>6056052
I'll look for it, cool rec.

>> No.6056067

>>6055925
Why does it matter? Do you need to have kissed a woman to appreciate literature?

>> No.6056075

>>6055928

I was a virgin until I was 24. Bering scared of being 'found out' as a virgin kept me that way for about 5 years longer than it should have.

Try not to worry too much about it, that's the fucking killer.

>> No.6056085

This thread is making me glad that ive never gotten a hooker.

Was reading Don Quixote and then got stalled.

>> No.6056102
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6056102

the martian

a pleb friend gifted it to me on my kindle. i'm pushing myself to get through it but i can't say i'm enjoying it that much. i dislike the voice a lot.

i'm at the part where he's driving to the sagan lander so i'm hoping the soujourner rover will make an appearance. i'm unaccountably attached to that little guy.

>> No.6056112

>>6054686
>opposite sex
kill yourself

>> No.6056119
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>>6056102

>> No.6056121

>>6055726
>doubled wardrobe; wear eachothers clothes
>like the same films
>like the same music
>like the same tv
>like the same sports
>play sports together
>go to the gym together
>do DIY together
>higher sex drive (my relationships usually involve sex twice a day every day)
>not hormonal
>less emotional
>less secretive
>can discuss who we find hot together because we both like the same sex
>sex is easier when you both have the same worries (how long will I last etc.)
>in my experience gays care less about dick size
>gays are usually more in shape
>rather than use sex as a tool for power, use top/bottom (e.g. if you do the dishes I'll let you fuck me)
>shave each other (also can be hot)

>> No.6056126

>>6054686

>zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance
>sunday

nice pic of bela btw

>> No.6056138

>French kiss
Yesterday

>Book
Of Mice and Men, Steinbeck

>> No.6056153

>>6055925
22 year old virgin, but I don't know how anyone can be kissless at this age. And I thought I was late at 16.

>> No.6056157

1. White Noise by Don DeLillo
2. I have never kissed anybody in any way, not even my mother

>> No.6056158

>>6056138
underage detected

>> No.6056163

I guarantee if I was straight I would be a virgin
instead I lost my virginity at 15 and hookup with guys on grindr weekly
>gayy lmao

>> No.6056167

>>6056153
Easy, have autistic traits, social anxiety and throw in being ugly and there you are.

>> No.6056171

>>6056075
It's hard to not worry about it when you're terrible with people, anxious as fuck, boring, not handsome and a bit weird. And honestly, I don't care about sex, I just want to be intimate with someone, hug, go out, chat, that kind of stuff.

>> No.6056173

Pynchon's Vineland
5 hours

>> No.6056174

>>6056163
being gay sounds easy

>> No.6056180

>>6056174
it is until you get beaten up in the street because of the way you talk

>> No.6056185

>>6056158
I'm 27... you have failed.

English is not my first language, excuse me for reading your American classics so late anon ;_;

>> No.6056191

>>6056174
lol no.

>> No.6056193

>>6056185
>your American classics
die cis scum

>> No.6056194

>>6056180
Which never happens somewhere like the USA or UK, and wouldn't even in Russia or Uganda as long as you don't make a fucking spectacle out of yourself.

>> No.6056198

>>6056121
>>higher sex drive (my relationships usually involve sex twice a day every day)
>>not hormonal
hahahahaha

>> No.6056201

>>6056171
I remember this stage.
You will eventually lose the desire to be intimate too.

>> No.6056204

>>6056198
you know what I mean you gimp
>>6056194
20% of all violence in the US is towards lgbt

>> No.6056214

>>6056204
>20% of all violence in the US is towards lgbt

Just because niggers call each other faggots before they riddle each other with bullets, it doesn't make it homophobic crime.

>> No.6056218

>>6056201
Low test levels tend to do that to a man.

>> No.6056219

>>6056214
>>>/pol/

>> No.6056222

>>6056121
>>in my experience gays care less about dick size

I don't think that's true.

>> No.6056230

>>6056222
how would you know virgin

>> No.6056236

>>6056194

Yes, the USA, famously tolerant

ayyy

>> No.6056247

>Hitch 22
>A couple of weeks ago. It feels like longer.

>> No.6056254

August 1914
Today, I am falling in love pretty fast.

>> No.6056266

>>6056254
>even now in the final hour of my life I am falling in love again

>> No.6056275

>>6055859
>Update
I love that book. Tess is also great. I haven't read Jude yet. Zola is very similar to Hardy. The Earth was awesome

>> No.6056283

>>6056167
Step 1: alcohol

Solved.

>> No.6056289

>>6055758
It doesn't. Fag shit doesn't count unless you are, in fact, a fag, but even then you only get quarter points, not even half.

>> No.6056297

>>6056289
>yfw my quarter points still add up to more than your wholes

>> No.6056312

>>6056121

that sounds pretty cool, man, but what makes you think that men and women can't have the same hobby?

it seems to be the general consensus on 4chan that women don't ever read.. or listen to good music.. or watch experimental cinema..

is that something you tell yourself to feel better about being a virgin? because it's definitely not the case

>tfw share almost all interests with gf
>tfw don't live together so we fuck about three times a day when we see each other

aside from the doubled wardrobe i really don't see that big of a difference

>> No.6056325

>>6056312
>is that something you tell yourself to feel better about being a virgin

i have a boyfriend anon

>> No.6056342

>>6056180
Feminised men have existed for a long time, you don't get beaten up for it any more than you do for being black, white, yellow or like Pynchon.

>> No.6056350

>>6056219
>I don't like what he is saying therefore /pol/

>> No.6056355

>>6054686
1. Crime and Punishment
2. 1 month

>> No.6056356

>>6054686
>book
The Social Contract
>French Kiss
Last year

>> No.6056366

>>6056325

i wasn't implying you were a virgin, i was just posing this question to you

>>6056350

>>>/pol/

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>>6056312
The general idea was about his boyfriend so I guess he isn't a virgin, but many gay guys interact with just as few women as virginal 4channers since they don't even have to pretend to care. That way they end up believing women are somehow different, when 4chan is at the very least 40% women. It would reach 60% or more if you have a permissive definition of woman.

>> No.6056371

1.Buddenbrooks
2.About a year ago, I used to be a guy girls french kissed.

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>>6056370
>when 4chan is at the very least 40% women.

>> No.6056379

1) Carl Schmitt Concept of Political
2) Never ;_;
But I got a feeling most people ITT don't differ from french kiss and kiss on a mouth.

>> No.6056382

>>6056370
4chan is 70% straight guys 25% gay guys and 5% women

>> No.6056385

1. Fear and Loathing
2. About 10 minutes ago

>> No.6056388

>>6056371
what happened?

>> No.6056396

harold bloom's the best poems of the english language and notes from the underground

about a month ago. was high as fuck and even drunker; made out with some chunky 4/10 and then fucked her. I still regret it. she threw up on my dick

>> No.6056413

>>6056396
.... Go on anon

>> No.6056419

Siddhartha

And January 2nd, my ex spent new years weekend with me. Fun excursion from my otherwise dull love life.

>> No.6056421

>>6056396
>tfw guy threw up on your dick once
>tfw pissing the next day a chunk of rotting vomited vegetable comes out of your urethra
>tfw once your dick is uncorked the rest of the vomit spills out along with urine

>> No.6056428

>>6054686
1. Manufacturing Modern Japanese Literature and By Its Cover: Modern American Book Cover Design, among some others.
2. Two nights ago. I'm married, it's pretty frequent.

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>> No.6056455

>>6056449
this

>> No.6056460

>>6056388
I'm not sure. Maybe just a drop in self esteem. But I think I'm on a more or less conscious level aware of my obvious faults as a sexual partner, to such an extent that it has removed my desire to sleep with girls. Maybe this most private realization is on some level visible for them as well making me uninteresting as a target for french kisses.

>> No.6056465

>>6056413
well I was throat fucking her and she gagged and barfed on my peenor. idk if it was because she drank too much or if the solid snake was too much or what but I was too drunk to care so I kept going.
funny story, after we finished there was vomit all over the bed and a buddy of mine went a fucked in that same bed after me. so here he is, this goofy ass canadian dude rolling around in this chick's vomit thinking he just spilled his beer lol

>>6056421
that's disgusting. I don't think that can actually happen. this was mostly just liquid vomit

>> No.6056473

>>6056449
I know right?
/lit/ became normie as fuck.

>> No.6056475

>>6056465
>2015
>being a normie
>namefagging

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>Silmarilion

>months ago

>> No.6056481

>>6056477
That translation is so bad.

>> No.6056488

>>6054686
1. Toklien's The Simlmarillion
2. November-ish

>> No.6056490

>>6056481
well im not Portuguese so

>> No.6056491

>>6056465
"Solid snake"
I fucking lost it
Confirmed for second best trip

>> No.6056494

>>6056490
It's a brazilian edition.

>> No.6056495

>>6056473
The term "normie" didn't even exist when /lit/ was created. /r9k/ was for "normal" people when that wave of topic boards were separated off.

>> No.6056499

>>6056495
Arcanine was for OC that wasn't tied to constant meming like /b/. They both turned into social boards.

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>>6054854
aw bro

>> No.6056504

>>6056499
I'm very aware of that. But before /soc/ and /adv/ were created, it had one of the highest concentrations of normal people of any board.

The book threads we had on there were filled with "normals" just as much as /lit/ was initially. I don't know what's up with this demographic transition to teenage virgins.

>> No.6056507

>>6056504
What's wrong with being a virgin?

>> No.6056508

>>6056507
haha

>> No.6056532

>>6056507
Depends on whether they're incel or not. Voluntarily asexual types are different, of course.

Lack of life experience, lack of proper socialization, no healthy interaction with women all lead to a board tone of angry and insecure teenage males trying to compete with each other instead of discuss mutual interests (for the percentage who aren't just adopting the interest for the image it gives them).

Those aren't often worries for people who can keep relationships or sex.

>> No.6056553

>>6056532
I simply don't fall for girls very often, was in love 3 years ago, got rejected, wrote some shitty short stories to get it out of myself.
But I do have female friends and have no problem in social interactions, I just don't have a need for people.

>> No.6056557

tin drum
bout 9 months ago

>> No.6056558

1. A Clockwork Orange.

2. Never. That may or may not be because l was a huge shut-in for no reason till last year. Things are better now. At least, that's what l like to tell myself.

>> No.6056563

>>6056553
Sounds like you lean a lot more towards asexual/aromantic than incel. Not everyone needs that aspect of life to feel fulfilled.

If it doesn't affect you to the point where you despise women and society for not giving you women, you're probably not bringing the board down.

>> No.6056566

>>6056504
I keep wondering about it too.

I'm a returning oldfag, I stopped posting in 2008 and I've just came back a couple of weeks ago.
The difference between then and now is staggering.

This site always had a huge concentration/majority of virgins and NEETs, but now they seem more bitter, vocal and even more proud about it than ever.

Before the site was more about pushing boundaries and having fun anonymously, now it's more about whining about relationships than anything else, in every goddamn board.

There used to be a much higher proportion of normies before also... that is, people with regular lives that were also secretly 4channers... a riskier proposition back when the site was much more depraved and less mainstream.

It's weird how now it has managed to become more autist and yet more mainstream at the same time.

>> No.6056573

>>6056491
>le ebig /v/idya namedroppe XDdd I lauh best trip evor

Fucking wreck yourself along with the tripfag you fucking seal

>> No.6056576

>>6056566
why did you come back?

>> No.6056577

>>6056563
Idk man I'd love to be in a romantic relationship, but I think I'm too picky. And I don't have the looks to be picky.
I find it very hard to find people I can relate to and have a meaningful conversation with. Have those people in my life, but they are mostly guys or female friends.

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>>6056573

>you will never be this mad

>> No.6056585

I'm reading some Putnam book.
A couple of days ago I want with some friends to a whore house so the kissless virgin one could get laid. Some whore started touching my penis in order to make me pay for sex but my dick wouldn't get hard. Now they all think I'm gay.

>> No.6056588

>>6056566
>I'm a returning oldfag, I stopped posting in 2008 and I've just came back a couple of weeks ago.

I'm guessing you don't mean /lit/ specifically, since it was made in 2010. What brought you back, and why to /lit/ specifically? How are you liking it so far?

But I know what you mean. Back then, you really didn't talk about 4chan in public. Now it's just another website, maybe a little more "edgy" than reddit, but extremely popular with the same type. The site originated with a big group of normal people and stayed that way for a while. The IRC channels were full of people who lived regular lives and let loose here.

Most of the people who visit now probably couldn't even figure out how to work IRC.

>> No.6056591

>>6054686
1. Homicide - A year on the killing streets by David Simon
2. I remember french kissing with a girl after a night out, but I cant remember when it was. Maybe a year ago, maybe more.

>> No.6056592

>>6056578
"solid snake"
XDD hahaha lost it

>> No.6056595

>>6056592
All the /v/ crowd wants is "le fun xD", if you have a problem with any of it you are "le mad xD".

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>Under the Volcano
>El Público

This morning

>> No.6056621

>>6054686
>Book
Valis by Philip K. Dick. Holy shit.
>Kiss
Yesterday

>> No.6056623

>>6056576
Honestly, I don't know.
I guess I was curious.

I had cut myself off from this site cold turkey, promising to never return, because it's a fucking time sink. So in a sense it feels like a personal defeat.

>>6056588
>What brought you back, and why to /lit/ specifically? How are you liking it so far?
I'm liking some of the new boards like /lit/, /sci/ or /rv/ to name a few. /b/, /x/ and /r9k/, all boards in which I used to post are worse than ever.

>> No.6056630

>>6056595

Do you really have to pigeonhole anonymous users into groups to deal with things?

>> No.6056637

>>6056630
You seem a bit flustered.

>> No.6056640

1. The Idiot
2. Last Sunday

>> No.6056646

>>6056637

I don't though. That seems to be another coping mechanism of yours. And for the record, I'm not the one who's spun an innocuous joke and a single reply into this whole thing

>> No.6056648

>>6056623
All the normal people post on /lit/, /mu/ and a few others. Pol is good if you want to go deus vulting.

>> No.6056661

Pride and Prejudice

Yesterday

>> No.6056664

>>6056595

>All the /v/ crowd wants is "le fun xD", if you have a problem with any of it you are "le mad xD".


>>6056637

>proceeds to do the exact same thing

>> No.6056666 [DELETED] 

>>6056646
Cop my solid snake bro Xb

>> No.6057174

1.
>Franz Kafka - The Trial, Sylvia Plath - The Bell Jar
2.
>Yesterday

Feels good.

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>>6054686
> book
How to win friends and influence people
> French kiss
Soon

>> No.6057681

>>6054686
>Ten Great Mysteries by Poe
>A few days ago

>> No.6058237

>>6054921
>As a young boy I was more sensitive and shy than my peers.

Cue the tinkling piano music.

>> No.6058530

>Moby Dick
>Three weeks ago

But only cos my girlfriend is on some stupid volunteering trip