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Anonymous Mon Jan 19 04:58:32 2015 No.6022446 [Reply] [Original]

The latest /lit/ masterpiece, now in paperback and complete with free PDF.

Engage with the disappointment!

Use SHQ15 for free shipping

https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fexpirebox.com%2Fdownload%2F87ca1ae7468d3aa4f355441f60145a62.html

http://www.lulu.com/shop/anon-anonymous/the-legacy-of-totalitarianism-in-a-tundra-ii-miami/paperback/product-22004356.html

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 07:27:14 2015 No.6022729 >>6022446 Gonna buy once there is a version with the black 'official' cover and the final PDF version (the one that can be found on litwritesabook.com right now - not the unfinished one).

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 07:47:54 2015 No.6022764 >>6022729 I think we're talking about two different books, this isn't connected to the one on that site and this cover is about as official as it gets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 07:49:44 2015 No.6022767 >>6022729 Oh yeah, and that site is charging money for the PDF

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 08:03:41 2015 No.6022791 >>6022729 but this is official cover. The first one had black cover, this one is pink since its set in miami 1989

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 08:51:56 2015 No.6022890 I really want to buy this because I love the cover, but the pdf is such an awful, unfunny mess...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 08:57:25 2015 No.6022902 Wow, so you guys wrote it in what, one day? That sounds kindof awfull. At least the last one had some pull and push. Gonna take a look...

Anonymous Mon Jan 19 08:58:22 2015 No.6022905

>>6022890
The cover is pretty sweet, but the content is more unfocused than the original if that makes any sense. What more can you expect from 35,000 words in a day?

I guess I don't see any solution to your problem, but that coupon in the OP expires after the 19th so probably best to make a decision sooner rather than later

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 08:59:38 2015 No.6022909 It was worse than the first part. A lot worse. While i would say that adventures of thomas pinecone were fun, the level of humour dropped down a lot compared to the first on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 09:12:07 2015 No.6022934 What's next? Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra III: Space Race A Very Special Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra Christmas Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra: The High School Years

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 09:16:33 2015 No.6022945 File: 577 KB, 2327x3300, driftu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6022934 Actually III is going to be Japan, there 'might' be a Miami 2

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 09:18:22 2015 No.6022950 >>6022909 The first one spanned over a month, this was a one-day project. The next one won't be done as quickly.

Anonymous Mon Jan 19 09:27:28 2015 No.6022975

>>6022764 >>6022791 There's a new one already? I guess I'm out of the loop again. just glanced at the cover and the title - and the cover was suggested for the first one already so I thought it was just another version.

>>6022767 What site are you speaking of?!
http://legacy.totalitarian.info/public/assets/totalitarian.pdf

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 09:29:45 2015 No.6022982 Why don't we use our ability to write a novel a day to become millionaires?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 09:30:27 2015 No.6022986 >>6022975 You mean there are still a few people working on the original? That ship sailed in September last year

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 09:37:47 2015 No.6023008 why don't we work on it for a week instead of a fucking day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 09:37:59 2015 No.6023009 Should I ironically buy both Legacy books, /lit/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 09:40:32 2015 No.6023011 who has the free shipping code for both tundras? some anon posted it, I don't feel like paying 8$ because I'm a yuropoor

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 09:41:16 2015 No.6023013 >>6023009 I'm waiting for the three pack, at this rate it'll be available in a few hours

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 09:45:13 2015 No.6023028 Why are there two different editions of the first book?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 09:48:55 2015 No.6023036 This link still works. Is there a better means of navigating through the chapters than clicking the next link on each title page? https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HrasQKTTXiB0nq7ms9UtnQs50bQqRiDyzMJCK5reD9I/edit?pli=1#heading=h.2zuew34njkf4

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 09:51:23 2015 No.6023042 >>6023028 It's in the title: one is colour, the other is b&w. The colour edition is lower quality to make it affordable. Hardcover b&w is also available.

Anonymous Mon Jan 19 10:00:58 2015 No.6023065

>>6022986
>You mean there are still a few people working on the original?
No, never said that. It's just that the physical book version used an unfinished PDF for its text and not the finished one, apparently because the guy who created it thought that parts were deleted (which is wrong, it was just finalized - my part for example was unfinished and still had tons of notes in it).
So I'm still waiting for someone to use the final text...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 10:04:23 2015 No.6023073 >>6022945 kek'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 10:56:29 2015 No.6023235 >>6023065 the 'final' text is shit because someone who didnt actually read the full text tried to edit it and ended up putting loads of bits in stupid places that made no sense

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 11:04:15 2015 No.6023253 File: 24 KB, 1088x398, nice fucking quality.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this could have actually been good if one lone and determined retard hadnt decided to publish everything after 12 hours without any editing jesus fucking christ

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 11:15:49 2015 No.6023283 >>6022934 I support Space Race and a Cold War theme.

Anonymous Mon Jan 19 11:16:47 2015 No.6023287

>>6023235
And that is bullshit. Eventually that happened before the final version was put up, stuff like this was undone before the final version was put up.
Also you could point out a few examples if that was the case.
Plus I finished my whole part just days after and that part is a lot worse half-baked then some minor edit that you didn't like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 11:17:25 2015 No.6023290 >>6023253 >Thomas P looked around and did not recognize the dingy caveish area he was now enclosed in, however a small sign on the wall offered a clue: dickbutt

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 11:22:54 2015 No.6023300 File: 157 KB, 684x441, rasta salami.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6023287 stallion pls go >Also you could point out a few examples if that was the case.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 11:25:41 2015 No.6023313 So is there going to be a vaporwave third novel?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 12:09:09 2015 No.6023489 >>6022446 >>6022945 Why are these covers so good? Why is the content so bad in comparison?

Anonymous Mon Jan 19 14:48:25 2015 No.6024101

I watched the thread for its duration yesterday, and I expected it to take at least a week and several more threads to finish.

I think in the future that's what needs to be done. Series of threads and an actual editing process like the first one. We can't just crap this stuff out in half a day, no matter how bad it is.

I remember an earlier attempt at a sequel gathering about 100 pages of content (one anon saved it), what happened to that?

Anonymous Mon Jan 19 15:16:15 2015 No.6024251
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>>6024101
>I remember an earlier attempt at a sequel gathering about 100 pages of content (one anon saved it), what happened to that?
The Quagga Project, I still have it but there seems to be no interest in picking it up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 15:18:54 2015 No.6024265 >>6024251 I remember the material being more substantial than what we got with Legacy II. You should definitely make a thread about it sometime, if /lit/ crapped out a sequel in half a day there's no reason they can't see Quagga to completion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 15:26:21 2015 No.6024292 >>6024265 I will. But I think I should wait till this Miami hypes decreases at least a bit. It can be read here btw: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MgrH3JqK5Ws47KHLerVPjY-hLpbah8qtIbYrlhEjEdo/edit?usp=sharing

Anonymous Mon Jan 19 15:28:23 2015 No.6024298

Since there is little to no continuity in these books anyway, why don't we do away with numerical titling? We churn these out so much that people aren't going to want to read number 9. This also means we have a little more creative freedom since we won't be as linguistically beholden to the predecessors. Why not just The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra: Subtitle or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 15:32:40 2015 No.6024307 >>6022934 No, Legacy of Tundranism in a Totalitarian

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 15:51:56 2015 No.6024391 File: 76 KB, 467x278, OMG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >they took out all references to jerry

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 15:58:25 2015 No.6024412 >>6023253 this. I made some quick writing on some parts, and couldn't even make some grammar corrections. The faggot that wrote Koltin ruined my epic works. Faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 16:01:28 2015 No.6024422 File: 15 KB, 535x84, Screenshot 2015-01-19 at 3.00.50 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >children's books kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 16:05:07 2015 No.6024433 >this will forever be the first and possibly only work I made that gets published

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 16:15:02 2015 No.6024468 who's profiting from this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 16:22:51 2015 No.6024489 >>6024468 Probably the nazi party

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 16:23:02 2015 No.6024491 >>6024468 jew

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 16:24:01 2015 No.6024495 >>6024468 you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 16:32:16 2015 No.6024514 >>6024468 Autists.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 16:43:09 2015 No.6024555 >94 downloads Who are you people? And how many actually bought the first book?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 16:56:03 2015 No.6024608 >>6024555 Somewhere around 150, I think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 17:14:41 2015 No.6024686 >>6024468 Every thread Just lulu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 17:17:34 2015 No.6024702 woah hold on who's profitting from this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 17:20:44 2015 No.6024720 >>6023313 I think third novel is going to be a sci-fi spoop set IN MOON

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 17:22:58 2015 No.6024731 >>6022934 The Totality of a Tundrean Legacy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 17:23:33 2015 No.6024734 wow, a 13 page novel that was made in 1 day. You really don it again /lit/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 18:03:32 2015 No.6024919 plz update the tvtropes page to reflect the sequel http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/TheLegacyOfTotalitarianismInATundra

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 18:06:10 2015 No.6024932 >>6024919 >tv tropes page good lord the autism. >calling it a postmodern 'novel' unironically

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 18:17:30 2015 No.6024971 File: 752 KB, 1277x1826, lel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wait, is some asshole making money off this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 18:18:19 2015 No.6024976 >>6024971 What the fuck do you think?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 18:28:04 2015 No.6025027 >>6024971 You didn't think he did it for free did you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 18:28:06 2015 No.6025028 >>6024734 >13

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 18:29:07 2015 No.6025033 Wait a second, is someone making a dime?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 18:56:49 2015 No.6025185 >>6022945 this cover is beautiful jesus

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 18:59:58 2015 No.6025204 >>6025027 Remember that episode of Beavis and Butthead where they go to a feminist meeting because they hear the women there "do it for free"? Yeah it's a bit like that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 21:23:58 2015 No.6025800 >>6025204 >implying anyone here remembers Meavis and Mutthead

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 21:28:55 2015 No.6025813 Mr. BillionaireMayor sir, we'd like to start work on TLOTIAT: Kolsti's Adventure in the Everglades and if you could provide a cover it would be great. If not, I'll just do a palette swap of the original.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 21:42:55 2015 No.6025862 >>6025813 seconding this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 21:47:05 2015 No.6025875 so how does this actually work? do people just write and it becomes a part of it or not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 21:49:19 2015 No.6025884 >>6025800 All the episodes have been available on either netflix or amazon prime for the past couple years ya goofus

Anonymous Mon Jan 19 22:09:15 2015 No.6025940
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>>6025813
Can we make it more focused this time? I mean the picture with kolsti and the alligator is literally kolsti holding a reptile on a boat in a swamp. If this isn't the perfect setup for "Kolsti goes to the Everglades to investigate reptilians and /lit/erary hi-jinks ensure as the ghosts of literary figures approach him" then idk what is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 22:19:55 2015 No.6025991 >>6025940 If you want to write a kolstimeme book then go ahead, this is Tundra

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 22:23:28 2015 No.6026005 >>6025991 Kolsti was already the main character of Miami you idiot. We're just doing a smaller spinoff called The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra Presents: Kolsti's Adventure in the Everglades: A Novella

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 22:24:35 2015 No.6026010 >>6026005 All hail Kolsti the Miami Ninja and his masturbatory exploits

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 22:27:48 2015 No.6026021 Please tell me the final draft kept the gag about Hitler and Republicans

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 22:28:55 2015 No.6026025 File: 35 KB, 462x740, miami.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6026021 Of course

Anonymous Mon Jan 19 22:29:02 2015 No.6026026

>>6026010
All we need is a cover and then we can get started. Since this is a spinoff and just a novella, we'll have to actually edit out all the random bullshit and normalize font sizes a bit to get the most out of the small page count. "Plot" will always be impossible with these things, but I like the idea of Detective Kolsti investigating literary reptilians in the Florida Everglades after the events of Miami. Let's spend a while editing this. Let's take more than half a day on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 22:30:01 2015 No.6026029 >>6026026 I'm sure Reddit can help you out just fine

Anonymous Mon Jan 19 22:31:27 2015 No.6026034

>>6026026

Kolsti joins Krickett and Drubbs on the Miami Vice Squad

They investigate Carl Hiaasen who is suspected of poaching alligator skins and are drawn into a gang war between different factions of meth dealing rednecks - but there's more! The meth dealing rednecks are actually two factions of lizard men vying for control of the very hearts and minds of North America through mind control!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 22:33:51 2015 No.6026045 >>6026034 Perfect. This version of Kolsti should have more personality than the Miami version. The Miami version is basically Jerry/Thomas P/every other protagonist in the Tundra franchise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 22:37:48 2015 No.6026061 >>6026045 Let me know when the novella spinoff gets a-going and the link to contribute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 22:38:31 2015 No.6026065 >>6026061 Just start a thread and create a document

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 22:46:41 2015 No.6026098 >>6026065 How do I into anonymity as the OP of a google doc?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 23:02:15 2015 No.6026173 >>6026065 Here's the first paragraph of the new document. Feel free to format and add: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1S7q-xOlisP_1Wkti5_DZa1znPmGoQNLDpOLvknVq_Zs/edit?usp=sharing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 23:03:19 2015 No.6026178 >>6026173 >view only

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 23:03:48 2015 No.6026180 >>6026178 Yeah, trying to work that out

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 23:06:49 2015 No.6026192 >>6026180 Here, I made a working one https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tTLL9KXFZpTMWYwJJn3TElSN59XBzq0GCj2smpaFJ_w/edit?usp=sharing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 23:19:21 2015 No.6026259 >>6026192 Wow, it's actually pretty good so far. Way to go guys

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 23:24:43 2015 No.6026290 >>6026192 It's like I'm reading an eighth-grader's first story

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 23:27:29 2015 No.6026302 >>6026192 Keep going, anon. Coherence is good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 23:57:23 2015 No.6026411 >>6026302 The level of coherence here is actually surprising.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 23:58:12 2015 No.6026415 >>6026411 We can edit for style later. this is nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 00:24:12 2015 No.6026516 File: 150 KB, 1356x759, Screenshot from 2015-01-19 23:21:33.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6026415 >>6026411 >>6026302 >>6026259 >>6026290 >>6026192 Chapter 1 (1/3)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 00:25:13 2015 No.6026521 File: 172 KB, 1370x752, Screenshot from 2015-01-19 23:21:51.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6026516 2

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 00:26:13 2015 No.6026525 File: 171 KB, 1358x755, Screenshot from 2015-01-19 23:22:07.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6026521 3

Anonymous Tue Jan 20 00:34:48 2015 No.6026549

>>6026525
You're doing God's work anon. Be sure it all gets saved and tomorrow when everyone's awake we'll get a bunch of people in the doc and keep going.

Idea: what if we contact Kolsti and have him submit a chapter? For extra meta-authorship points.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 00:36:15 2015 No.6026555 >>6026549 Sounds great, I'll inbox his tumblr. Everything up to this point is safely tucked away as PDF!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 00:36:38 2015 No.6026559 I'm happy to announce the TENTH(10th) copy of Miami has just been sold

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 01:08:58 2015 No.6026705 Long-term link to the original tundra pdf http://tempsend.com/C069E0173E

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 01:10:52 2015 No.6026713 >>6026705 This is important. We need to reference the reptilian and illuminati and Dakota Fanning. Miami had nothing to do with tundra 1

Anonymous Tue Jan 20 01:16:38 2015 No.6026728

Just so everyone knows I have been placing copyright on all these /lit/ written books. In a few years I am going to publish them for a few select bookstores. And then maybe in a few other places depending on how things go.

I am not joking/trolling. And I am not sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 01:17:49 2015 No.6026729 >>6022975 Is this the exact version that went into print? I noticed my subchapter is in here, but I was sure some fuck deleted it before it got finalized if so, this just made my day

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 01:19:12 2015 No.6026734 >>6026728 They're already under copyright anon :^)

Anonymous Tue Jan 20 01:22:01 2015 No.6026742

>>6026729
The story took two paths

One was published first over fears that major parts had been deleted. It is the only one that is in print, but your chapter may still be in there.

The other, the litwritesabook copy, carried on afterwards and I don't know much about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 01:35:58 2015 No.6026780 >>6026734 Under two different copyrights then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 02:01:40 2015 No.6026849 Someone translated the original in French??

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 02:03:13 2015 No.6026852 >>6026849 non, it isn't literally a french edition

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 04:14:55 2015 No.6027132 How many books will we have published five years from now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 11:15:03 2015 No.6027382 >>6026729 No the one I linked there is the final version. Some fucktwat decided to rather use an earlier (unfinished) one, so that's not the one in print by now. I don't know what version (which date) is used for the paperback.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 11:23:33 2015 No.6027412 >>6026192 Ok doing some edits to the text. Hope you like it /lit/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 11:49:09 2015 No.6027491 Color edition of Miami when? I bought the first one, it's great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 12:20:35 2015 No.6027611 >>6027412 Let's spend a long time on it. Kolsti still has to submit his chapter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 12:29:02 2015 No.6027648 What is going to be third part? Infinite Wake Of Gravity's Tundra vol III: Of Aleksiej, Dolores,Their Crime And Bloomsday??

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 14:47:31 2015 No.6028186 Anyone wanna bet it's only a matter of time before the "4chan novel" gets reviewed by VICE or a similar publication?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 14:48:37 2015 No.6028195 >>6027648 It will be either samurai/ninja themed or cold war/space race themed. I'm more in favor of the latter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 14:52:46 2015 No.6028210 >>6028195 No, it's going to be a Yakuza 60s neo-noir

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 14:53:43 2015 No.6028216 >>6028210 So a Yojimbo/Le Samourai feel basically

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 15:02:50 2015 No.6028256 >>6028216 No, someone posted this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk6H4r7FfVI but I think maybe we should go more with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGg_k8Cai6Q considering the title

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 16:06:35 2015 No.6028495 guys pls stop making so many books i can't afford them all

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 16:57:42 2015 No.6028650 Big progress: Kolsti accepted! http://postmetakolsti.tumblr.com/post/108654129180/ay-ay-kolsti-youre-the-star-of-miami-s

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 17:01:12 2015 No.6028662 >>6027382 September

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 17:02:12 2015 No.6028667 >>6027491 It's out

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 17:04:57 2015 No.6028676 D-does this count as me getting published, /lit/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 17:06:50 2015 No.6028684 >>6028676 Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 17:10:04 2015 No.6028702 File: 120 KB, 752x1067, tfw published.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6028684 N-nigga we made it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 17:13:07 2015 No.6028712 >>6028702 its not the worst thing in the book, thats for sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 20:05:53 2015 No.6029494 >>6022446 Are you sure that it's the final version? When the first book was printed I download the final version and read it. After that every 2 days a new version came out with different content.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 20:15:07 2015 No.6029529 >>6029494 Anyone can always write more shit, hopefully they'll save it for the next book rather than adding content that'll never be published.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 20:25:18 2015 No.6029570 >>6026192 So is this done yet?

Anonymous Tue Jan 20 20:26:28 2015 No.6029581

http://www.lulu.com/shop/anon-anonymous/the-legacy-of-totalitarianism-in-a-tundra-ii-miami-value-colour-edition/paperback/product-22005582.html

Link to colour edition, other thread dropped off the board. Slightly lower quality binding, but the price drop makes it even a little cheaper than the B&W edition.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 20:27:29 2015 No.6029584 >>6029570 haha

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 20:36:21 2015 No.6029613 >>6029570 Fuck off, we're taking our time on this one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 20:42:08 2015 No.6029642 We should find-replace krickett and drubbs into Keket and Dubs so as to amplify the memery and avoid copyright in the future. One day Kolsti may become famous, this book will become a cult classic, and real sales could happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 20:49:51 2015 No.6029669 >>6029642 done

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 21:02:51 2015 No.6029714 How will Kolsti get the chapter to us?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 21:06:05 2015 No.6029731 >>6029714 I asked him to post it to his tumblr, but we'll see if he gets around to it. We need a cover.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 21:07:47 2015 No.6029736 >>6029731 base it on the original and >>6025940 somehow

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 21:08:40 2015 No.6029739 Fuck you fags, you completely betrayed Jerry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 21:35:00 2015 No.6029833 >>6029739 Jerry will return in #3

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 21:48:21 2015 No.6029878 >>6029833 Number 3 should be a Rocky IV style fight between Kolsti and Jerry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 21:48:59 2015 No.6029884 >>6029878 It should include the same training montage music. Also Jerry should become a samurai.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 21:50:40 2015 No.6029899 >>6029884 Kolsti should be the samurai since he's actually Asian.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:31:43 2015 No.6030096 This is going really well guys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:37:31 2015 No.6030123 >>6029581 if I follow this link and spend money, will I actually receive the book?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:38:37 2015 No.6030128 >>6030123 After 150+ orders for just Tundra I haven't seen a complaint on here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:40:58 2015 No.6030142 >>6030128 welp I hope someone is at least financing their /lit/ theory degree with these profits

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:41:22 2015 No.6030143 >>6030142 >profits Every fucking thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:43:45 2015 No.6030154 >>6030143 I genuinely hope someone from this board is personally and directly gaining from this, not like I want it to get hedged back to the authors or anything >anonymoose leaving a paper trail

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:45:28 2015 No.6030162 >>6030142 >>6030154 The book is being sold AT COST. That price covers Lulu's printing fee and THAT'S IT. THERE ARE NO PROFITS.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:46:17 2015 No.6030171 >>6030162 yet

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:46:20 2015 No.6030172 >>6030154 >anonymoose want someone else to have money Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:48:52 2015 No.6030182 >>6030162 We should give the guy that makes all the covers the proceeds. They're honestly the only reason I bought either of the first two and the sole reason I'll buy the third.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:50:03 2015 No.6030185 >>6030182 >implying one guy made the covers

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:51:53 2015 No.6030192 >>6030182 1) there are no proceeds 2) multiple people make the cover 3) that wouldn't be fair to the writers

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:53:17 2015 No.6030197 >>6030185 >>6030192 Guys it was one trip. Check the archive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:55:08 2015 No.6030208 >>6030197 either way, there are no proceeds

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:56:20 2015 No.6030216 These raps are gold

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:56:29 2015 No.6030217 >>6030197 I made Miami's cover, and I did it by downloading Tundra's cover and changing some shit. I have no idea who made the original. >one trip

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:56:44 2015 No.6030219 >>6030208 I know, we could make like a $1 proceed and give it to him. He's done more for the book than anyone else. Would anyone have even bought the first if not for that cover?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:57:03 2015 No.6030220 by making it profitable you betray the whole idea

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:57:43 2015 No.6030224 >>6030219 No. That goes against the spirit of the whole project. We keep the price as low as possible to make the book as accessible as possible. This is about /lit/, about art, about fun. He doesn't need the small amount of money.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:57:45 2015 No.6030225 >>6030217 No you didn't. BillionaireMayor was the first guy to post the miami cover

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:59:51 2015 No.6030233 >>6030216 so if kolsti put them there, does that mean he has our chapter ready? or is that too much to ask so soon?

>>	BillionaireMayor !cAaZk5YM5c Tue Jan 20 23:00:54 2015 No.6030240 >>6030219 The covers don't take long to make. I don't need proceeds. The $100 over 6 months would be meaningless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 23:18:33 2015 No.6030313 So wait, am I buying a pdf or a real physical book?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 23:20:49 2015 No.6030322 >literally indenting >on the fucking back cover holy fuck you people are retarded as fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 23:41:55 2015 No.6030398 Idea for a final boss: Kolsti fights Jerry. References to unsheathing katanas and other such memery included.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 23:49:49 2015 No.6030423 >>6030313 A real book

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 00:40:47 2015 No.6030641 >>6030398 Okay, but no reference to navy seals pasta.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 01:04:31 2015 No.6030733 WE JUST CREATED A GIANT MASTERPIECE FOR ALL THE GREATEST WORLD NEWSPAPER NERDS!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 04:00:57 2015 No.6031406 >miami >inherent vice >lolsorandom lmao style could you guys be any less original?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 04:01:24 2015 No.6031408 >>6030733 CATCH THE WAVE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 04:08:59 2015 No.6031436 >>6031408 HACK THE BONE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 05:01:58 2015 No.6031578 File: 127 KB, 340x318, girly34.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would have loved to contribute to Miami, please leave the contribution window open wider than just a day for the next one, fucks sake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 05:03:20 2015 No.6031584 >>6030733 Don't sully the glory of the Headroom incident with comparison to this blather

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 05:06:20 2015 No.6031592 >>6031578 There will always be the next book anon, why not start writing miami 2?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 05:10:47 2015 No.6031608 im just skimming throught the pages but this is awful, as bad or worse than the first one which i also didnt read

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 05:23:34 2015 No.6031629 >>6031608 >this book I didn't read is worse than that other book I didn't read

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 05:35:45 2015 No.6031652 >>6022945 I can't wait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 05:36:55 2015 No.6031656 >>6022945 IT'S GONNA BE A BLOCKBUSTER

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 05:44:31 2015 No.6031661 Which version of the first book should I get?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 05:46:08 2015 No.6031665 >>6031661 The classic will always be the b&w with fasces cover

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 05:48:15 2015 No.6031671 >>6031665 Do you think the hardcover is worth it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 05:56:01 2015 No.6031690 >>6031671 The hardcover does not come with a dust cover if that's your thing. The page are are 21x27cm vs 15x21 regular, so take that into account.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 09:02:19 2015 No.6032086 Miami didn't turn out too well but the spinoff is shaping up nicely. Having a topic really helps. I'm thinking we can make this a full novel and really have a breakout masterpiece.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 09:05:24 2015 No.6032093 >>6032086 implying tundra wasn't a breakout

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 09:09:48 2015 No.6032102 >>6032093 Tundra 1 for sure. But Miami might have hurt things. This spinoff is just what we needed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 09:17:49 2015 No.6032116 >>6032102 >expecting quality >from a book written on 4chan >by 4chan posters

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 10:39:52 2015 No.6032323 >>6031406 We ripped off Vice City, dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 11:43:14 2015 No.6032419 Suggestion: we delete he encore section of Kolsti's rap and use it for a section later in the novel in which he defeats an army of Lizardfolk lyrically.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 14:51:21 2015 No.6032977 >>6032419 >>6032086 I just continued the story. plz pop into the document and contribute moar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 16:34:25 2015 No.6033383 Anyone want to add in a sex scene to the spin off novel?

>>	=^.^= Wed Jan 21 16:35:52 2015 No.6033391 >>6032323 He's probably like 18 dude

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 16:37:37 2015 No.6033400 >>6033383 Will we run into legal issues what with Kolsti being 17?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 16:37:57 2015 No.6033401 >>6033391 18 year olds probably know what the fuck Vice City is

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 16:39:29 2015 No.6033407 >>6033400 There are other characters in the book He doesn't have to be involved Besides he already got raped in the last book and had anal sex off screen

>>	=^.^= Wed Jan 21 16:42:10 2015 No.6033420 >>6033401 Vice city is 12 years old and San Andreas was much bigger for that era. Teenagers also probably don't underatand a lot of 80's mockeries as the 80's is deader than dead now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 16:43:59 2015 No.6033431 >>6033420 My 18 year old cousin watches John Hughes movies and listens to Duran Duran, not sure what you're on about

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 16:45:28 2015 No.6033440 >>6033420 That's not very old

>>	H.Q.S.S.G Wed Jan 21 16:49:34 2015 No.6033463 >>6033420 >being this out of touch go to bed gramps

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 16:50:15 2015 No.6033466 >>6033420 What is 80s revival

>>	=^.^= Wed Jan 21 16:52:06 2015 No.6033479 >>6033431 Well every teenager I am aware of here is a little #yolo or whatever shit. Unrelated, didn't realize how prolific John Hughes was until this past holiday season, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 17:03:12 2015 No.6033518 >>6033400 Just write something like: Kolsti, who was above the age of consent in your country of residence, had sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 17:09:03 2015 No.6033544 >>6024251 >tfw you were the original Anonymous Quagga if it never comes to fruition, is it even worth living anymore?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 17:14:16 2015 No.6033563 Does anyone know how to into cover design, and want to teach me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 17:20:16 2015 No.6033589 >>6033563 1. Design front 2. Design back 3. Design sine 4. Add blurps and a description (preferably on the back) 5.????? 6. TLOTIAT [Spoiler]7. Some anon profits[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 17:21:32 2015 No.6033595 >>6033589 Every time.... ;∆;

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 17:22:57 2015 No.6033599 >>6033589 >spoiler tags Welcome to /lit/, enjoy your first day

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 17:24:24 2015 No.6033607 >>6033518 >parenthesis without parentheses It's the Kolsti book!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 17:26:05 2015 No.6033613 >>6033607 >doesn't know what a subordinate clause is have you actually finished school yet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 17:26:33 2015 No.6033615 >>6033589 Nobody profits. Just make the cover based on the original but with swamp colors and somehow include the >literary genius pic with the alligator

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 17:27:43 2015 No.6033624 >>6033613 >>6033613 I get that. But in a book about Kolsti, it's only right to use parentheses for all vaguely parenthetical info.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 18:06:34 2015 No.6033784 Looks like the spinoff story is surprisingly less of a monkeys-with-typewriters project than the original two novels so far.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 18:12:26 2015 No.6033809 >>6033784 But that was the charm

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 18:18:21 2015 No.6033827 >>6022945 that cover is fucking good, but someone pls remake that fasce totem, it needs to be 'cleaner' to fit in the cover

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 18:23:24 2015 No.6033842 >>6033827 No, it's the legacy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 19:05:01 2015 No.6034037 >>6033599 I've been here so long it hurts. I just somehow always fuck up the spoilertags. I should leave with moot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 19:08:38 2015 No.6034058 >>6034037 We all should leave with moot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 19:12:03 2015 No.6034070 >>6024702 >self-published someone is probably losing money on this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 19:15:58 2015 No.6034089 >>6034037 just Ctrl + s retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 19:18:01 2015 No.6034099 >>6034058 This would be amazing. I mean, 4chan accomplished all its goals. Time to shut it down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 19:23:25 2015 No.6034133 >>6034099 No, we have at least 10 more Tundra books left to write

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 20:01:49 2015 No.6034283 >>6033544 It'll be finished.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 20:03:29 2015 No.6034293 >>6034099 >accomplished its goals 4chan hasn't destroyed Feminism, saved the environment or brought about major social reforms yet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 20:06:44 2015 No.6034307 >>6034291 >>6034291 >>6034291 >>6034291 >>6034291 NEW THREAD

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 20:11:26 2015 No.6034323 >>6034307 Fuck off this is only 221 posts in

Anonymous Wed Jan 21 20:13:25 2015 No.6034333

>>6034323
It's not about bump limit, it's about a thread with Kolsti in the title so that people not in the thread can see it and know there's a new project going on. From just the OP it sounds like this is just a Miami thread when in fact there's a whole new novel being written.

>>	H.Q.S.S.G Wed Jan 21 20:17:01 2015 No.6034346 >>6034333 >Kolsti in the OP this made me hide the thread, not make me curious

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 20:18:47 2015 No.6034351 >>6034346 We don't want you anyway.

>>	H.Q.S.S.G Wed Jan 21 20:22:11 2015 No.6034362 >>6034351 >implying I would honor your petty attempt at writing with my godly talent and technique literally fell out of my chair with laughter that's riotous anon, absolutely golden.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 20:24:11 2015 No.6034370 >>6034362 >>6034346 It's actually a decent read if you mentally replace the image of Kolsti with the mental image of Dog the Bounty Hunter or Sylvester Stallone

>>	H.Q.S.S.G Wed Jan 21 20:27:42 2015 No.6034382 >>6034370 >Dog the Bouty Hunter now there's a meme I can get behind

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 20:33:08 2015 No.6034408 >>6032323 Actually we ripped off the inspiration for Vice City but I guess that's the joke

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 22:23:27 2015 No.6034816 Kolsti came through with his chapter

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 22:38:44 2015 No.6034881 >>6034816 It's kind of touching, honestly

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 22:41:47 2015 No.6034896 >>6034881 That laughably bad 11 year old poem is perfect. The whole thing was heartfelt and sincere but still full of parentheses and irony and meta-awareness. It's beautiful

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 23:18:41 2015 No.6035056 here it is http://postmetakolsti.tumblr.com/post/108793009235/for-lit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 23:49:22 2015 No.6035206 >>6035056 i cri ervy tiem

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 22 03:48:52 2015 No.6035992 DEAD?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 22 17:06:51 2015 No.6038011 Nice cover

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 23 00:19:29 2015 No.6039225 Please don't die tundra

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 23 00:26:40 2015 No.6039241 >>6035056 I can't even read this shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 23 02:30:10 2015 No.6039548 >>6022446 >Glance through it >Looks even worse, somehow. Why not just do an anthology of short stories and essays? This shit is just Twitch Plays Pokemon put to paper.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 23 02:33:37 2015 No.6039557 >>6039548 People don't want to put any effort into it, they just want to dump a few paragraphs of le epic may-may then go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 23 02:35:44 2015 No.6039568 >>6039557 >People don't want to put any effort into it Except when it comes to posting and making threads about it. They dump quite a lot of effort into that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 23 02:37:39 2015 No.6039571 >>6039568 Tundra III should just be all the posts that discuss the making of Tundra III.

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