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just got my ex pregnant, so /lit/,

to be, or not to be?

>> No.5385118

>>5385105

Just abort the little bastard since the world is overpopulated as it is already.

>> No.5385121

>>5385105
kill the child and then yourself

>> No.5385128

what's the problem exactly

>> No.5385194

>>5385128
she's crazy, 18, and although abortion's legal and free, she wants to drown it in gin and drugs until the quote little bastard's shrivelled down to a bloody, flushable raisin, i just can't decide who to read to him first, honer in the original or the complete works of shakespeare

>> No.5385199

>>5385194
Where do you live? It sounds great.

Also this:
>>5385118

>> No.5385202

>>5385199
i meant homer, also canada, the world's next big literary breeding ground

>> No.5385213

>>5385202
What makes you think it'll be "the world's next big literary breeding ground"?

>> No.5385215

>>5385213
Delusion.

>> No.5385228

>>5385105
>just got my ex pregnant,
Normfalfag pls go

>> No.5385229

>>5385228
>still thinking that having sex denotes 'normality'

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5385231

>>5385229

>> No.5385236

>>5385231
You're a tool m8. Putting that shit on a pedestal ain't healthy. Sex ain't shit. The sooner you realise this, the sooner you'll get laid and the sooner you'll realise you're still the same braindead retard you always were.

>> No.5385242
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5385242

>>5385236
>being this retarded

>> No.5385248

>>5385242
Why is one of them puking and shaking (laughing) at the same time?

>> No.5385255

>>5385242
>having this lack of depth in your arguments

Come on anon, at least fucking try.

>inb4 you allude to the fact that I'm 'retarded' again and am not worthy of an actual riposte

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5385256

>>5385236
OP here, gonna have to agree with Mr. Bukowski here

also, what book's pic related from? having a kid's the closest thing to fathering a masterpiece i can get my old pervert hands on—did i already mention she's 18 and we had a threesome a week ago?

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5385261

>>5385255
>being this retarded

>> No.5385264

>>5385255
>riposte

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5385275

how did byron get through it? any body read a biography? i only read about his feverish death

she was tight, too, on our first date she swung her hair over me like a chandelier of beautiful locks and declared "make love to my sweet little asshole"

>> No.5385276

>>5385264
*repost

>> No.5385279

>>5385275
why are you posting pictures of sleepy pig eyes anon

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5385281

>>5385279
that's one of her selfies your highness

>> No.5385284

>>5385281
Relatively stimulating, but don't forget this an SFW board anon.

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5385290

>>5385284
Who gives a fuck? I hope your parents fire you, you retarded nigger.

>> No.5385293

>>5385290
>post a gentle reminder in decent fashion
>receive an edgetron5000 response

>> No.5385294

>>5385284
what's wrong with wet, sleepy pig eyes and pert, goosefleshed melons? the threesome photos with her hot bisexual girlfriend have a bunch of tube meat in em

>> No.5385295

>>5385281

she has the boobs of a renaissance sculpture

>> No.5385300

>>5385295
*sculptor

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5385305

>>5385293
>I come to 4chan to whine and say le edgy xP
Go to reddit and stay there.

>> No.5385309

>>5385295
her friend wasn't too bad either, i discovered my lucky numbers are now 96 and 97

>> No.5385313

>>5385305
I hope you see the irony in your response.

>> No.5385317

>>5385309
Please stop your edginess

>> No.5385320

>>5385309
>fucking grannies

Disgusting.

>> No.5385324

>>5385320
I know right? Fucking 1897 year olds and older should be a crime.

>> No.5385326

>>5385313
>NOU
epic
>Banned
Holy shit are we actually going to start banning shitposters here again
>>5385317
Please stop your buzzword abuse

>> No.5385328

>>5385320
hahaha

so if you guys don't know anything about bukowski, byron and the likes, who do you wanna talk about? hemingway's six word story?

>> No.5385339

>>5385326
As far as I can tell he was banned for posting porn and nothing else. There doesn't seem to be a filter for written content otherwise the majority of this thread would be deleted.

>>5385328
Not to be. I'm a proponent of anti-natalism, fuck 'Hemmmingways' soppy sob story.

>> No.5385346

>>5385339
>I'm a proponent of anti-natalism
So kill yourself or feel free to shut up forever.

>> No.5385348

I've been reporting the posts by that disgusting asshat. Fuck you.

>> No.5385354

>>5385348
I am not bannable so don't tucker yourself out. You're shill a whiney nigger.

>> No.5385359

>>5385354
>I am not bannable
moot put on your trip code faggot

>> No.5385364

>>5385346
Logically, I suppose, you're correct. However, I am very much an idealist. I'm all talk and no trousers. I also think that the concept of marriage is outdated and unnecessary, but I'll probably end up with a wife and two kids.

>> No.5385367

>tfw you'll never get to be disappointed by sex and reject it as a goal in life

>> No.5385593 [DELETED] 

Reported Op to the cops for murder(abortion)