/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.5253494]

the mods are asleep. shitpost.

[Anonymous No.5253515]

Next predicted mod action: in 17 hours

We can make it, my shitposting friends. Let's hit the fucking bump limit before the thread gets deleted.

[Anonymous No.5253516]

james franco deserves to be famous in the literary world

[Anonymous No.5253521]

Plato is le best le wisest le big dick philosophers xD tips fedora fedora fedora am I pseudointellectul yet top kek m8 start with le greeks xDDDDDD xD

[Anonymous No.5253525]

>>5253521
Just curious, why do you hate Plato?

[Anonymous No.5253526]

Butterfly.

[Anonymous No.5253529]

it's called funposting, newfriend

[Anonymous No.5253530]

>>5253526
Did someone save her pic from the other thread?

[Anonymous No.5253534]

>>5253529

>this post

fun/10

[Anonymous No.5253535]

nihilism is the only valid worldview.

[Anonymous No.5253536]

>>5253530
Which one? I saved like 20 pics of her. Some day I'm gonna print them and ask a hobo to ejaculate on them and then I'm gonna upload a foto of her face defiled with a homeless man's cum.

[Anonymous No.5253538]

>>5253530
Yes, it's also on warosu.

[Anonymous No.5253539]

>>5253536
>dat manface

[Anonymous No.5253542]

>>5253536
Thanks. Post them all.

>>5253538
I tried finding the warosu thread earlier but couldn't. Link?

[Anonymous No.5253543]

>>5253536
This just screams lesbian to me.
Is she one?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5253549]

>>5253542
You take the post number and do a search for it on warosu.
Try it, you wont break a nail.

[Anonymous No.5253550]

>>5253494
hi guys, this is david foster wallace. i've come back from the dead to sweat and sing pearl jam songs

[Anonymous No.5253554]

le cat lady

[Anonymous No.5253557]

"My body will not be a tomb for other creatures." ~ Leonardo Da Vinci

"It is more important to prevent animal suffering, rather than sit to contemplate the evils of the universe praying in the company of priests." ~ Buddha

"Thou should eat to live; not live to eat." ~ Socrates

“One farmer says to me, ‘You cannot live on vegetable food solely, for it furnishes nothing to make the bones with;’ and so he religiously devotes a part of his day to supplying himself with the raw material of bones; walking all the while he talks behind his oxen, which, with vegetable-made bones, jerk him and his lumbering plow along in spite of every obstacle.” ~ Henry David Thoreau

"A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite. And to act so is immoral." ~ Leo Tolstoy

"For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seed of murder and pain cannot reap joy and love." ~ Pythagoras

"Not to hurt our humble brethren (the animals) is our first duty to them, but to stop there is not enough. We have a higher mission - to be of service to them whenever they require it... If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men." ~ St Francis of Assisi

[Anonymous No.5253561]

>I shitpost on /lit/

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5253563]

They deleted it.

They went after a thread nearing 300 posts but have left this one?

Not for long I think

[Anonymous No.5253564]

>>5253561
>I use the 4chins for any reason other than shitposting

[Anonymous No.5253568]

>>5253536
wow she is actually pretty. coupled with her scathing attitude would definitely give a hard dicking

[Anonymous No.5253569]

>>5253564
The way his chin fat pulses out from the slit between the bottom of the mask and the top of the cape always makes me laugh.

[Anonymous No.5253574]

>>5253568
dat ass

If I were a man, I'd probably jack off to her.

[RIcky No.5253575]

>>5253550
>you will never get to interview Wallace

[Anonymous No.5253582]

>>5253575
>you will never get to bully wallace

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5253583]

>>5253574
And who might you be, not-a-man, who has saved a picture from long time back?

[Anonymous No.5253584]

>>5253525
I could care less about him and his infantile sophistry but his fanboys are the epitome of obnoxious fedoratardation.

[Anonymous No.5253585]

>>5253550
FFFRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN', RESTS HIS HEAD ON A PILLOW MADE OF CONCRETE, AGAIN
OH, FEELIN' MAYBE HE'LL SEE A LITTLE BETTER, SET A DAYS, OOH YEAH
OH, HAND OUT, FACES THAT HE SEES TIME AGAIN AIN'T THAT FAMILIAR, OH YEAH
OH, DARK GRIN, HE CAN'T HELP, WHEN HE'S HAPPY LOOKS INSANE, OH YEAH
EVEN FLOW, THOUGHTS ARRIVE LIKE BUTTERFLIES
OH, HE DON'T KNOW, SO HE CHASES THEM AWAY
SOMEDAY YET, HE'LL BEGIN HIS LIFE AGAIN
LIFE AGAIN, LIFE AGAIN...
KNEELIN', LOOKING THROUGH THE PAPER THOUGH HE DOESN'T KNOW TO READ, OOH YEAH
OH, PRAYIN', NOW TO SOMETHING THAT HAS NEVER SHOWED HIM ANYTHING
OH, FEELIN', UNDERSTANDS THE WEATHER OF THE WINTERS ON ITS WAY
OH, CEILINGS, FEW AND FAR BETWEEN ALL THE LEGAL HALLS OF SHAME, YEAH
EVEN FLOW, THOUGHTS ARRIVE LIKE BUTTERFLIES
OH, HE DON'T KNOW, SO HE CHASES THEM AWAY
SOMEDAY YET, HE'LL BEGIN HIS LIFE AGAIN
WHISPERING HANDS, GENTLY LEAD HIM AWAY
HIM AWAY, HIM AWAY...
YEAH!
WOO...AH YEAH...FUCK IT UP...
EVEN FLOW, THOUGHTS ARRIVE LIKE BUTTERFLIES
OH, HE DON'T KNOW, SO HE CHASES THEM AWAY
SOMEDAY YET, HE'LL BEGIN HIS LIFE AGAIN, YEAH
OH, WHISPERING HANDS, GENTLY LEAD HIM AWAY
HIM AWAY, HIM AWAY...
YEAH!
WOO...UH HUH...YEAH, YEAH, MOMMY, MOMMY...

I DIED, I DIED & YOU JUST STOOD THERE. I DIED & YOU WATCHED. I DIED & YOU SAID NO. I'M DEAD.

[Anonymous No.5253588]

>>5253583
Butterfly, could you please take a picture of yourself looking pretty. Red lipstick, hair looking neat and relaxed and give us a big smile but don't use any other makeup.
I would really appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.5253590]

really hate blacks

[Anonymous No.5253593]

something like this picture

[Anonymous No.5253595]

>>5253583
Butterfly could you please take a picture of yourself with a knife deep in your chest? I would really appreciate it.

[Mademoiselle !2ryFggO9U. No.5253597]

>>5253588
I wouldn't mind seeing more pictures of you, if that sweetens things. I might even post some pics of myself, if you'd like.

[Anonymous No.5253601]

>>5253595
yeah real funny and clever asshole

[Anonymous No.5253602]

Atheist here. Looking for book recommendations on all the religions in the world, so I can have an overview over how many fairy tales I don't believe in.

[Anonymous No.5253603]

>>5253602
oops that was supposed to be a new thread

[Anonymous No.5253605]

>>5253595
Kek

[Anonymous No.5253606]

>>5253602

[Anonymous No.5253610]

>>5253590
same and im' black

[Anonymous No.5253611]

Many of my critics fault me for not engaging more directly with the academic literature on moral philosophy. There are two reasons why I haven't done this: First, while I have read a fair amount of this literature, I did not arrive at my position on the relationship between human values and the rest of human knowledge by reading the work of moral philosophers; I came to it by considering the logical implications of our making continued progress in the sciences of mind. Second, I am convinced that every appearance of terms like "metaethics," "deontology," "noncognitivism," "anti-realism," "emotivism," and the like, directly increases the amount of boredom in the universe.

[Anonymous No.5253614]

>>5253603

But it fits the thread perfectly

[Anonymous No.5253619]

>>5253593

Who is this qt joker grill?

[Anonymous No.5253621]

>>5253619
feminister

[Anonymous No.5253623]

I dont think the subconscious exists. Only the conscious

[Anonymous No.5253626]

>>5253611
>I came to it by considering the logical implications of our making continued progress in the sciences of mind.

[Anonymous No.5253628]

>>5253619lies

[Anonymous No.5253632]

>>5253611
ben stiller sure is feisty

[Anonymous No.5253634]

>>5253621

but that pic doesn't look like a man

[Anonymous No.5253635]

>>5253611
i don't know how you guys can find this dude so funny, he's genuinely infuriating to me

[Anonymous No.5253636]

>>5253623
>I dont think the subconscious exists. Only the conscious
This is only arrogance of your consciousness talking.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5253637]

I don't wear makeup and I don't like taking requests.
But here's a smile shot

Also, that poor on-topic thread which was going to perma-sink in just a few more posts, has some more pics. [Showering]
>>/lit/thread/S5251444

[Anonymous No.5253638]

>>5253634
Lel

[Anonymous No.5253642]

>>5253634
it is one though

[Anonymous No.5253643]

>>5253637
Some men just want to watch the world birn

[Anonymous No.5253647]

>>5253637
Christ, you are fucking ugly


I wish I didn't become absolutely terrified of loud things, places, and quickly moving and speaking people...

Maybe it's because my small stature, and the fact that I am very weak, that makes me so timid. I don't know. But anytime I go downtown, or to a party, I just feel like someone is going to want to try and fight me and beat me up


lol jk I'm not an autistic fuck

[Anonymous No.5253648]

>>5253623
Consciousness doesn't exist. *stomps foot* To convince you I'm gonna tell you a shitload of thought experiments underlining the importance of consciousness and then I'm gonna repeat my initial assertion. If you believe in consciousness you must be a bad bad dualist. *wipes tear from his greasy bear* Fuck those neuroscientists explaining consciousness. They must be wrong because consciousness doesn't exist. *cries* Fucking dualists and their science ruining my world view. *commits sudoku*

[Anonymous No.5253658]

>>5253637
please post feet

[Anonymous No.5253664]

>>5253648
*cums on dead body*

[Anonymous No.5253686]

>>5253648
Dualism is weak, but Dennett is weaker. I mean, look at him. He's not enjoying his life and he's too weak to do anything about it. So what does he do? He blames it on determinism: "I can't do it, my future is determined!"
Fucking weak determinists.

[Anonymous No.5253691]

>>5253686
well somebody is jealous because he cant grow a beard

[Anonymous No.5253698]

>>5253691
I have the will to do it! HNNNNNNN

[Anonymous No.5253702]

>>5253698

[Anonymous No.5253704]

>>5253702
what's so cool about a beard anyway?

[Anonymous No.5253707]

>>5253704
Nothing at all. Why do you ask?

[Anonymous No.5253715]

>tfw beard, braces and cavities

delicious neverending meals

[Anonymous No.5253719]

>>5253707
everybody likes beards for some reason.

[Anonymous No.5253720]

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[Anonymous No.5253728]

>>5253719
Beards are only acceptable as a result of laziness of shaving. There is nothing practical about them beside that.

[Anonymous No.5253731]

reading is for fags lel

[Anonymous No.5253736]

Science vs Philosophy

Who wins?

I choose science.

[Anonymous No.5253745]

>>5253736
I'm not a religious type, so I won't choose science but philosophy instead.

[Anonymous No.5253750]

>>5253593
is that the guy from aerosmith?

[Anonymous No.5253751]

What the fuck you guys? Its really late. You should all be asleep

[Anonymous No.5253752]

>>5253728

I made the mistake of shaving my beard off in the middle of last winter and found out it had been keeping my face nice and cozy.
>tfw cold face

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5253753]

>>5253745
>Summoning The Arrow

[Anonymous No.5253756]

>>5253751
The ride never ends

[Anonymous No.5253765]

>>5253751
Last night I went to bed at 8 and then woke up at ten, went to bed around 10 am and then woke up at 2 pm.
My sleeping schedule is fucked and I have a full time job I'm starting Friday morning at 7 am

[Anonymous No.5253767]

>>5253751
>tfw i have a class in three hours

i don't think i can make it

[Anonymous No.5253768]

>>5253611
>while I have read a fair amount of this literature, I did not arrive at my position on the relationship between human values and the rest of human knowledge by reading the work of moral philosophers; I came to it by considering the logical implications of our making continued progress in the sciences of mind.

So what you're saying is ... in this moment, you're eudemonic. Not because of some moral philosopher's literature. But because you are enlightened by your fMRIs?

[Anonymous No.5253769]

>>5253765
You and me both bro

[Anonymous No.5253770]

>>5253753
⇒that tfw when science vs philosophy thread
⇒that tfw when have to go to work now

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5253774]

>>5253658

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5253776]

>>5253770
Tfw=That feel when

>You said when when
Go to work? What continent are you on?

[Anonymous No.5253778]

>>5253736
The toaster repairmen can't even get enough money to build a new space shuttle.

Obviously religion wins. And then builds another multimillion dollar megachurch because fuck you, that's why.

[Anonymous No.5253779]

>>5253751
I had to drive my parents to the airport in the middle of the night and now I cant sleep anymore. Its 4am in Br hue and i now I'm going to spend the rest of my day half asleep.

[Anonymous No.5253787]

>>5253751
I hate heat so during the summer, I am as nocturnal as possible.

[Anonymous No.5253811]

>>5253776
⇒Go to work? What continent are you on?
Scientisia. I work as a prosecutor of heretics, today we're killing a philosopher who claims that Science is just an interpretation. We consider this to be pretty dangerous to our order and morals, which are logically derived from pure scientific facts.

[Anonymous No.5253812]

>>5253584
Consider the following.jpeg
>Fedorafags use to be le amezeng atheists
>according to this, they would reject any kind of belief that resembles similarities with monotheist religions, such as islam, christianism or jewfaggotry.
>plato sat the basis for the intelectual scholastics in medieval age.
>plato is, in fact, the "father" of christianism
Srsly, what is wrong with those fucktards?
Sorry for my bad english, spaniard reporting here

[Anonymous No.5253816]

>>5253811
i'm almost starting to dig your character

you're very annoying, but the sort of annoying that could be funny in a sitcom

[Anonymous No.5253824]

>>5253812
Your English is pretty good, my hispanic friend.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5253830]

>>5253811
Uh-hu. Such a caricature you are. Well, good luck with that.
I found your picture.

[Anonymous No.5253831]

>>5253816
That's some one impersonating her

[Anonymous No.5253838]

Anyone care for some coffee?
:3

[Anonymous No.5253840]

>>5253816
⇒you're very annoying
I have observed objective reality and come to the logical conclusion that that is not the case. Since the scientific fact is in fact that I am factually awesome, anyone that expresses any doubt or poses any questions regarding this will be prosecuted as a religious and irrational retard.

[Anonymous No.5253842]

And I — my head oppressed by horror — said:
"Master, what is it that I hear? Who are
those people so defeated by their pain?"
And he to me: "This miserable way
is taken by the sorry souls of those
who lived without disgrace and without praise.
They now commingle with the coward angels,
the company of those who were not rebels
nor faithful to their God, but stood apart.
The heavens, that their beauty not be lessened,
have cast them out, nor will deep Hell receive them —
even the wicked cannot glory in them.

[Anonymous No.5253844]

What does /lit/ think about this book?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5253847]

>>5253844
What about The Giving Tree?

[Anonymous No.5253849]

>>5253844
/lit/ doesn't think.
About that book, or anything else.

[Anonymous No.5253851]

>>5253847

Makes me cry?

[Anonymous No.5253855]

>>5253840
This character's name is "Gal" right?

[Anonymous No.5253856]

>>5253816

He is like a character in a sitcom in that he tries so hard for basically no pay off.

I mean look at this raw effort:
>>5253840

It's sad.

[Anonymous No.5253871]

/lit/ sh-should i go see this movie on f-friday?