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Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:09:23 2014 No.5079050 [DELETED]

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>Tfw 400 word essay due two weeks from now and I've already finished it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:16:36 2014 No.5079063 File: 1.05 MB, 320x240, THUMBSUP.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >400 words Wow, congratulations on writing a whole, double-spaced page of words.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:17:21 2014 No.5079065 File: 43 KB, 529x372, crocktown.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5079063

Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:50:08 2014 No.5079157

>tfw sister in law has asked me to write her personal statement for college so she can study English as a second language and get better at it
>tfw it's 2000 characters and I haven't touched it in a week
>tfw the deadline will come before I even touch it

>>	le trole faec ಠ_ಠ !Avm1fqtITk Mon Jun 30 19:53:12 2014 No.5079165 >>5079050 > TFW sixteen word 4chan post due right now and am just finishing it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:54:24 2014 No.5079169 >>5079165 le 15 words

>>	sauce(dead)pan Mon Jun 30 19:54:30 2014 No.5079171 >2000 word essay due on the featureless face of modern prose >still have no clue how to approach it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:54:53 2014 No.5079173 >>5079157 Hope she's paying

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:55:55 2014 No.5079177 >>5079171 I'm still pretty sure anything <4000 words can be done the night before

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:56:34 2014 No.5079182 >>5079173 Nah, I'm paying for her to suck my dick!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:57:04 2014 No.5079184 >>5079171 Also, what's the actual question? I'm bored at a conference and feel generous. Can't guarantee I can help much but I'll at least try to get some cogs turning for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:58:30 2014 No.5079188 File: 36 KB, 396x388, 1401538465279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >having a shower due in five hours >already undressed

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:59:39 2014 No.5079190 >>5079188 >dressing in the first place I havent put on clothes in over a week

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 20:00:57 2014 No.5079192 >>5079190 he never said he was dressed in the first place

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 20:01:03 2014 No.5079193 >>5079188 >having a pee in 2 days >already pissed myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 20:02:46 2014 No.5079198 File: 44 KB, 477x523, costanzhair.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5079188 >having waking up due in 12 hours >not in bed, already awake

>>	sauce(dead)pan Mon Jun 30 20:03:51 2014 No.5079199 >>5079184 How has the face of modern prose shaped the minds of the literate

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 20:04:41 2014 No.5079201 >>5079192 >undressed

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 20:04:51 2014 No.5079203 File: 9 KB, 550x893, 1395374943082.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >50,000 word novel due before I die >not a word written

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 20:07:04 2014 No.5079209 >>5079201 >what are adjectives

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 20:07:25 2014 No.5079211 >>5079203 Think of a decent idea, anon and then write it in such a beautiful and unique way that something ordinary becomes beautiful and unique. You think The Great Gatsby sounds intelligent when you describe the full story in a few sentences?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 20:10:10 2014 No.5079217 >>5079198 story of my life, coupled with >bedtime due for tonight >it's early afternoon and I'm already sleeping

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 20:10:44 2014 No.5079219 >>5079211 You can ruin any story if you write it in greentext. In fact it would make for interesting so-bad-it's-good literature.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 20:10:50 2014 No.5079220 >>5079209 >>5079209 the enthymeme of >already undressed is "I was prior dressed". What is language?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 20:11:56 2014 No.5079224 >>5079217 We're definetely overachievers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 20:16:59 2014 No.5079244 >>5079220 it's not

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 20:17:51 2014 No.5079254 >>5079244 Okay, kiddo. Time4bed--you have done enough shitposting today

>>	sauce(dead)pan Mon Jun 30 20:18:57 2014 No.5079258 =fr-gkpsfgfkfljd

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 20:20:41 2014 No.5079266 >>5079254 Whatever, it's still not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 20:23:09 2014 No.5079273 >>5079266 Okay, your mommy needs to take away your keyboard and change your diaper 'cause you say stupid shit when your diaper is rustled >still hasn't proved me wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 20:25:37 2014 No.5079281 File: 1.44 MB, 294x207, laughingwhores.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5079273 >posts thesis without proof >wants other people to prove him wrong you're wrong by definition

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 09:19:49 2014 No.5081171 >>5079169 he didn't say he was done

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 10:19:47 2014 No.5081307 Stop these silly threads

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 11:11:10 2014 No.5081412 >>5079050 Well done, you did something it takes an adult 30, maybe now Becky will go to junior prom with you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 13:14:48 2014 No.5081649 >tfw 11 word shitpost due today and I haven't even started

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