/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.4557838]

ITT: we are professional 'quote makers'

>The greatest feature of an alcoholic is their ability to find cause to celebrate anything

[Anonymous No.4557848]

Rushed. 'Greatest feature' is slack. Nobody talks about people having 'features'. Seems like you were in a hurry to get the joke out. It's a good joke, just come up with something more precise instead of the 'greatest feature'.

[Anonymous No.4557851]

>>4557838
>Desires are just memories that you never experienced.

[Anonymous No.4557852]

> A woman I don't want to fuck is like a hole in the ground.

[Anonymous No.4557857]

>>4557848
"Defining quality"?

[Anonymous No.4557859]

>all of science is tautological

[Anonymous No.4557860]

>Murder is the taking of one man’s life by another - war is the other way around.

[Anonymous No.4557864]

>>4557857

No, 'defining' changes the joke, if what's meant is 'best thing about'. It becomes something pat and arch, in a dated way. Nobody seeks to define other people this way. 'Most congenial characteristic'? Something along those lines, though hopefully with fewer syllables.

[Anonymous No.4557868]

>>4557864

Same anon. Got it! The second word should be 'trait'.

[Anonymous No.4557958]

>>4557860
Nice

[Anonymous No.4557967]

>>4557859
In Rhetoric or Logical sense.. ?

[Anonymous No.4557976]

From my angsty teenage journal:
"Why do we fetishize intelligence so? We rightfully damn the avarice and rapacity of the men of muscle; but where is our censure of the same behavior in intelligent men?"

[Anonymous No.4557979]

>Ordinary men make mistakes. Great men lurk /lit/.

[Anonymous No.4557985]

>>4557976
Continued:
"Why would you desire to offer up a sublime & [sic] penetrating masterpiece if thereby many might be led into error? Would this not be a hatred of your fellow man far exceeding the cruelties and depredations of any old Timurlan [sic] or Kublai Khan? For the latter restrain their violence to the bodies of men, which are mortal; but you would inflict wounds on man's immortal essence, that is, his soul. So do not aspire to fame."

[Anonymous No.4557990]

"People say ideas are verbose, impossible to kill, but ideas die every day. Simply because you can view its corpse does not mean an idea still breaths and walks."

[Anonymous No.4557994]

>>4557985
Continued:
"The demagogues of old age are worse, I say, than those of young age. For the latter can be easily dismissed as impetuous youths, but the former can claim the dubious advancement of their years."

[Anonymous No.4557995]

>I drink to forget and forget why I drink

[Anonymous No.4558010]

>>4557976
>>4557985
>>4557994
Really?

[Anonymous No.4558012]

>>4558010
I was quite the fatuous teenage pseudo-intellectual.

[Anonymous No.4558024]

>>4558012
I bet you thought pretty fucking deep writing that. I was a teenage intellectual as well, what a fag I was.

[Anonymous No.4558030]

>>4558024
Well I suppose we all have to start somewhere.

[Anonymous No.4558033]

you forgot to add 'B-grade edition'

[Anonymous No.4558038]

>>4558033
>4chan
>professional 'quote maker'
>euphoric

I thought it was implicit

[Anonymous No.4558040]

>You can only remember what you choose to see
(inspired by my bitch of a wife)

[Anonymous No.4558046]

>The most obvious token of an estrangement of views between two men is that both inject a certain irony into their remarks but neither feels the irony of it.

>We enjoy being in the open countryside so much because it has no opinion concerning us.

>I know quite well than anyone would regard me as mad if I seriously assured him that the cat, playing just now in the yard, is still the same one that did the same jumps and tricks three hundred years ago; but I also know that it is much more absurd to believe that the cat of today is through and through and fundamentally an entirely different one from the cat of three hundred years ago.

[Anonymous No.4558049]

all i have to do is stay alive until i'm dead

[Anonymous No.4558051]

"What indeed are all books and letters, if not physical testaments to the mortality of even our strongest passions? Who indeed can claim he has never once nodded off with his pen firmly in hand?"

[Anonymous No.4558058]

>Reality is a realization.

[Anonymous No.4558061]

>>4557838
The redeeming quality of the alcoholic is their ability to find cause to celebrate everything.

[Anonymous No.4558066]

Somewhat off topic, but I just came up with a perfect name for a novel yesterday.

>Euclid Bowdlerized

[Anonymous No.4558068]

>>4558066
Meh, it's too much of a mouthful

[Anonymous No.4558076]

>There isn't good or bad, just different opinions
I thought I was very smart when I wrote it on my orkut profile, I was 13 or 14 I think. I'm ashamed.

[Anonymous No.4558078]

I never like walking, cause my shadow's always there behind me. When the sun's gone drowning itself in the lake, it just gets closer and closer, till it absorbs me. I like the idea of being dead. Corpses cast no shadows.

[Anonymous No.4558084]

>>4558076
> orkut
Brasileiro óbvio.

[Anonymous No.4558085]

>>4558076
Clean it up and put a " - Mark Twain" at the end of it and you've got yourself a stew

>The key to understanding life is there's no bad or good, just differing in opinions - Mark Twain

[Anonymous No.4558088]

>>4558078
But corpses do cast shadows

[Anonymous No.4558092]

>>4558088
I feel ashamed.

[Anonymous No.4558096]

I love the feeling of a cunt, I love to go BM.

[Anonymous No.4558105]

>Having a cold is the best thing for a man, for it is the only time he can breathe in an obnoxious amount of wonderful air without calling attention to himself

-Henry David Thoreau

[Anonymous No.4558107]

I am, therefore I am afraid.

[Anonymous No.4558115]

>>4558107
Oooh this one is so fucking edgy it's perfect. Print this shit on a Hot Topic t-shirt in chiller font and maybe have some shitty band on the front or something

yes, anon, yes this is good

[Anonymous No.4558114]

Trust is nothing more than an ever-willing gamble of utility.

[Anonymous No.4558120]

>Women are what all men aspire to become

[Anonymous No.4558125]

>>4558120
This would get SOOOO many Tumblr notes

[Anonymous No.4558128]

"If Every Person In The World Gathered Together In One Place It Would Cause Enough Force To Move The Earth Out Of Its Orbit" --Jaden Smith

[Anonymous No.4558139]

>As incompetent in life as in death, I loathe myself and in this loathing I dream of another life, another death. And for having sought to be a sage such as never was, I am only a madman among the mad.
Angst meter: OVERLOAD

[Anonymous No.4558149]

>>4557838
Reason is the cyanide of religion.

*cue the tipping*

[Anonymous No.4558151]

>>4557838

Activists are anxious about how they are placed in society, thinkers are anxious about how society is placed in them.

[Anonymous No.4558154]

There has never been a man that didn't want to be in a woman's shoes; or, rather, to have a pussy.

[Anonymous No.4558156]

>>4558128
Somewhat related, but do you remember the "world jump day"? It was this horribly choreographed thing that spread on myspace or something, but the idea was to have everybody jump at the same time on a specific day, but it was like spread by 14 year old girls so most of them thought "same time" meant "my time"

[Anonymous No.4558168]

>>4557838
>How Can Hard Ons Be Real If Our Blood Doesn't Flow??

[Anonymous No.4558175]

>>4558120

Pretty funny, seeing as the human male the product of active refinement to the human female.

Female/Male
Basic/Refined
Cyclical/Linear
Whimsical/Deliberate

etc

wanting to be anything like the other sex is generally a sign of bad breeding

[Anonymous No.4558199]

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

[Anonymous No.4558197]

>>4557979
I have this tattooed on my bicep

[Anonymous No.4558208]

i want to root you in the tooter

- Pie Thagorus

[Anonymous No.4558213]

>>4558208

then who was phone?

>Pie Fagorus

[Anonymous No.4558220]

>>4558175

Trying to come the aristocrat when you're a suburban fucking waste product born to be thrown into a mass grave is generally a sign of 'bad bweeding', you fucking twat.

[Anonymous No.4558225]

MY DICK
IS HARD
THEY CALL ME
THE BARD

[Anonymous No.4558227]

> What strikes me as interesting is the lack of interest most find in watching others

[Anonymous No.4558235]

Run with the river to find the sea. Run against it to find the springs.

[Anonymous No.4558238]

>>4558220

On a scale of 1 to MAD, I'd have to say you're pretty rustled right now

[Anonymous No.4558240]

>>4558085
10/10 I'd believe it

[Anonymous No.4558254]

>>4558235
I made this for you anon

really made me think

[Anonymous No.4558264]

"God's greatest mistake was making man smarter than "H"imself"

[Anonymous No.4558267]

All bitching about work serves a social function and should never, ever be taken seriously.

[Anonymous No.4558274]

"Listening to Steely Dan makes me feel damn steely"

-ME

[Anonymous No.4558279]

No flakes of snow fall in the same spot, nor do they leave a permanent mark.

[Anonymous No.4558280]

>>4558279
Surely flakes of snow have fell in the same spot, and nothing leaves a permanent mark.

[Anonymous No.4558292]

>>4558280
But nothing is not a thing so it can't be permanent, It is the opposite of being. And a fixed "spot" is an illusion since all there is is ever moving.

[Anonymous No.4558295]

>>4558292
No thing leaves a permanent mark is what I meant and you know it.

[Anonymous No.4558301]

>>4558295
I apologize, but stand by my statement on there never being a spot for snowflakes to return to, except within an eternal return hypothesis.

[Anonymous No.4558308]

>>4558301
In theory I agree with you. In practice, I do not.

[Anonymous No.4558311]

>>4558308
Then we're at an impasse, one which we will soon forget and continue onwards with our lives, each agreeing in theory but not in practice.

[Anonymous No.4558317]

ITT: Snowflake Dialogues - Penguin Edition

[Anonymous No.4558319]

>>4558311
>>4558308
Hey, I'm trying to eat lunch here.

[Anonymous No.4558325]

>>4558317
Printed on paper as thin as the snowflakes and the arguments presented by the debaters. And on ink as permanent as a snowflake, and the relevance of this discourse.

[Anonymous No.4558336]

>>4558325
Kindle edition is just a collection of seemingly blank pages due to the words being the same color as the electronic paper.

[Anonymous No.4558341]

>>4558336
It's more due to the ephemeral condition of a snowflake than anything,

[Anonymous No.4558345]

>>4558341
*"ephemeral nature", I meant to write.

[Anonymous No.4558353]

The crimes of yesterday's men cannot be repented for by today's.

[Anonymous No.4558360]

>I don't do much, but I do touch a lot of cash.

[Anonymous No.4558373]

>>4558238

No, I just think it's ridiculous for a literally mass-produced human being to talk about breeding. You have no breeding. This is 4chan.

[Anonymous No.4558381]

and down the waterfaaaaaaall wherever it may take me
ah know that life won't break me
when i come to call
she won't forsake meh
ahm luvin anjels instead

powmowmowwmuhmuhmowwwww
wowwoowowowowwwwww
wowwoowowowowwwwww
powmowmowwmuhmuhmowwwww

[Anonymous No.4558385]

These threads are always so cringe worthy.

[Anonymous No.4558393]

>>4558385
I think that they are supposed to be. If anybody here thinks their quote is genuinely good...

I think the point of these threads is to draw attention to how silly the use of these kinds quotes in general are, though they are used so often by society and taken so seriously. I take these threads to be commentary on the spread of pointless quotes that are allegedly so impactful or emotional, when in reality they are just fucking bullshit.

[Anonymous No.4558398]

>>4558373

>muh assumptions

My pedigree is excellent, I assure you

Nobility still exists here and there today

[Anonymous No.4558399]

It's not cleverness that makes you reverse statements, it's reversed statements that makes you clever

[Anonymous No.4558409]

>>4558393
I think they all do.

>>4558398
No it isn't, you fedora-bedecked permavirgin spastic.

[Anonymous No.4558424]

>>4558393
I think most of the stoics' quotes are fucking great.

"It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god."

"Some men, when they do you a kindness, at once demand the payment of gratutude from you; others are more modest than this. However, they remember the favour, and look upon you in a manner as their debtor. A third sort shall scarce know what they have done. These are much like a vine, which is satisfied by being fruitful in its kind, and bears a bunch of grapes without expecting any thanks for it. A feet horse or greyhound does not make a noise when they have done well, nor a bee neither when she has made a little honey. And thus a man that has done a kindness never procaims it, but does another as soon as he can, just like a vine that bears again next season."

[Anonymous No.4558429]

"Ron Paul 2012"

[Anonymous No.4558447]

>Why kill yourself when the indefinite friability of the virtuously conquering high up farther than the ingenuity of the fragile self spanning courageously across the vast gloomy availability as a loss of altering meaning in this indubetably defenestrating existence

[Anonymous No.4558448]

>>4557864
Why not just "best thing about" then?

[Anonymous No.4558457]

>>4558409

>implying your in a position to judge
>implying I wasn't an all-american wrestler in high school
>implying you aren't a sickly jew-kid who couldn't lift his own bodyweight off the ground

pathetic.

[Anonymous No.4558466]

>>4558398

>My pedigree is excellent, I assure you

>Nobility still exists here and there today

slaves getting BTFO in this thread

[Anonymous No.4558557]

>>4557995
>I forget to drink and then I die

[Anonymous No.4558765]

in this moment i am euphoric not because of a phone god because i am enligtenend by my own intelligence.

[Anonymous No.4558784]

>>4558765
THEN WHO WAS PHONE

[Anonymous No.4558810]

By professional do you mean the best marketed qoute makers for population capital gain?

People do realize what the word professional embodies right; cold hearted capitalism is what professionalism is.

[Anonymous No.4558814]

Honesty doesn't pay off too well in academia.

[Anonymous No.4558824]

What are promises but words, and what are words but wind? - every man breaks wind occasionally, why expect differently for the former?

[Anonymous No.4558839]

A man can fool everyone. Lie to oneself and be the biggest fool out there.

[Anonymous No.4558913]

Fear is but the lack of effort to explore the unknown

[Anonymous No.4558921]

>>4558399
It's reversed statements that makes you clever, it's not cleverness that makes you reverse statements.

Am I clever yet?

[Anonymous No.4558926]

>>4558921
Yet are you not?

[Anonymous No.4558931]

Fear is the Minesweeper that brings Pac Man to the Pong.

[Anonymous No.4558934]

>Better to be better than you appear, that appear better than you are.

[Anonymous No.4558942]

>Much of the time I am the only one in my body

[Anonymous No.4558943]

The seemingly empty and recursive pleasures of pop culture can only result in intellectual and moral collapse, not because pop culture is uncaring, but because pop culture is pop culture.

[Anonymous No.4558944]

Quotes are the last resort idiots and mad men turn to as they desperately try and project coherency to their case; Parading their causes on the backs of those who came before them.

[Anonymous No.4558947]

>>4558934

[Anonymous No.4558950]

>>4558944
can I use that?

[Anonymous No.4558951]

>>4558944
I should use this quote

[Anonymous No.4558953]

>Everyone lives trying to tell the same lie than everyone else. The secret to a good life is making that lie believable.

[Anonymous No.4558954]

>>4558943
Tautology, the last bastion of plebeian argumentation.

[Anonymous No.4558955]

"I'm Ferris Bueller with Frank Muellers in Aruba sipping wine coolers."

[Anonymous No.4558957]

>>4558950
Fuck I thought I was funny and original

[Anonymous No.4558958]

The only thing that can be loved is the female. Even women only love the female within the men.

[Anonymous No.4558962]

When approached with the idea of death, we see ourselves in a hazy mirror of uncertainty, shrouded by our wants and desires, but ultimately trumped by fog. Not so much that of fear, but of time escaping via the sharp din of tea kettle-racing, signifying the transit into some post-coital, evening reunion with an old vapor-hidden existence.

[Anonymous No.4558972]

You spend your entire life writing your suicide note.

[Anonymous No.4558982]

>>4558958
I agree, but not that women the female aspects of a man - they "love" men because it raises her social standing.
yes women are sexually attracted to men, but their hypergamy also requires them to have a high status man in order to prove HER high status to other females.
of course, there are all types of women with "valueless" guys, but they play the role as the provider while STILL showing that the woman is capable of getting a man.
there is a lot to this, so don't rage. just discuss.

[Anonymous No.4558983]

>>4558958
Thus god or any big other can never be loved, only feared.

[Anonymous No.4558987]

>>4558765
>phone god
fuck Verizon

[Anonymous No.4558989]

>>4558962
you're just another wannadie, but I can see that you don't even know death and you never will

[Anonymous No.4558991]

>>4558972
6edge7me

[Anonymous No.4558994]

If I didn't, i will. If i did, I probably regret it.

[Anonymous No.4559002]

>>4557864
>>4557848
>>4557868
>>4558448
Nigaz, I got it.

It's a vocabulary problem. And, as such, can be solved with a little grammatical thrust.

A feature, a defining trait, a thing about. All of those can be considered a certain prowess in any area, which is to say, an ability. Take the word out of the rest of the sentece:
>The greatest ability of an alcoholic is finding cause for any kind of celebration, no matter how menial.

Yeah, I had problems with "to find cause to celebrate, which in my opinion is just lazy grammar, so your quote was, quite literally, unquotable.

[Anonymous No.4559003]

>>4558982
Women sure are capable of actually loving men, but when they do they only love their behaviour etc that would generally be regarded as "female, womanly".

Also, am I the only one who knows relatively many women who claim to be bisexual, but not a single man who does? And I know much, much more men then women.
Also I once read a statistic that 75% of women claiming to be bisexual aren't actually bisexual. Though don't quote me on that. I just find it fitting, so I chose to believe it.

[Anonymous No.4559004]

>>4558989
that's the point... the very purpose of this exercise is to create "quotable" passages that become so bastardized they represent absolutely nothing.

[Anonymous No.4559013]

>>4559004
I know I'm just bored

[Anonymous No.4559021]

>>4559003
Bisexual men are more common than you'd think, at least where I'm around, but they tend to swing one side or the other.
I used to know these two guys I'd hang around with; One preferring women but having sex with men when he felt horny and there was no game, the other quite affectionate to me which caused problems and an eventual fall out between us, though more on his part (felt embarrassed after he kissed me and I gently told him I wasn't interested).

[Anonymous No.4559028]

>>4558814
Sometimes honesty needs to take the second place to craft for the sake of rationality.

[Anonymous No.4559033]

>>4558921
You are not, are you?

[Anonymous No.4559035]

>>4559013
Sorry for being a cock. :( If it's any consolation I wasn't taking you seriously but really wanted to burst as well.

[Anonymous No.4559041]

>>4558950
It's just because you think you are in one of the two groups. Aforisms resonate better if they apply to you.

[Anonymous No.4559048]

>>4559003
Many girls in their 20s are "bi-sexual" now, and there are a lot of reasons for that. They will end up married to a man by the time they are 35.

and their husband will have no idea about his wives "past" bi-sexuality.

In LA though there a ton of bi-sexual guys as well. Guys who come out to the city looking to make in the industry and realizing that it is ran by women and gay guys.

I went to film school, and by the time i was done, after 16 months, 3/4 of the guys from my freshmen orientation were hooking up with each other.

I can explain why our society has made this happen, but then people go off on tangents and "exceptions" blah blah blah.

[Anonymous No.4559056]

>>4559048
As if there's a more complex reason than people like sex and the power dynamics it provides and, given a liberal enough environment for it, act on those desires.

[Anonymous No.4559057]

>>4559035
You consoled me

[Anonymous No.4559065]

>>4559048
I'm a guy. I generally prefer women, but there are dudes I'd fuck. But I intend to end up with a woman because the only guys I know that I could stand to live with are straight, and because honestly I prefer them sexually and romantically.

I don't even know how or if that's relevant to your post, because I didn't read the one you're replying to.

It just seemed tangentially related and this thread is really boring anyway.

Polite-ish sage.

[Anonymous No.4560650]

bump

[Anonymous No.4561080]

>>4560650
Bumping without adding anything of value is just the showcasing of your own limitations.

[Anonymous No.4561101]

>>4561080
Yes, so?

[Anonymous No.4561103]

" i dont eat that shit, i lick that shit. "

[Anonymous No.4561146]

>>4561101
In a thread about quotable content, you aren't being neither witty nor relevant. Please proceed and commit ritual murder for the sake of people who actually provide fresh content into otherwise dull threads.

[Anonymous No.4561153]

>>4561146
Okay!

[Anonymous No.4561171]

"If contentedness is the absence of misery then to live is to forget our existence." - Someone Credible

[Anonymous No.4561194]

>>4561146
why capitalize that first "Random"? Why? Fucking why? I just. I just dont understand. It doesnt make any sense. WHY? Ive never ACTUALLY felt so inclined to use that "why" reaction pic with the guy from PTI. Just, WHY

[Anonymous No.4561225]

>>4561194
Maybe to emphasize that he did not think about "random things" but about random-things. Not about things that are random, but about stuff from the wide contextual field of "randomness".

That's my best guess. Either that or he is just a dummkopf.

[Anonymous No.4561270]

>>4561225
Ein blödes Schwein

[Anonymous No.4561662]

>Be not afraid of the lies people tell about you, let them be afraid of the truths you can tell them

Straight outta Facebook niggah

[Anonymous No.4561667]

Anyone who speaks in absolutes is by definition a complete moron.

[Anonymous No.4561685]

The only thing worse than life is death itself.

[Anonymous No.4561721]

>>4561685
>The only thing worse than death is life itself

Made it edgier for you, brah

[Anonymous No.4561725]

Novels are like children. Each one grows up at its own pace.

[Anonymous No.4561767]

Depression is when you're at fault and you know it.

[Anonymous No.4561768]

>>4561721
Yeah, you're right. What was I thinking?

[Anonymous No.4561773]

>>4561725
>Ideas are like children. Each one grows up at its own pace.
Gotta make it more accessible for the special snowflakes who do not write stuff themselves.

[Anonymous No.4561774]

If I love you, what can I do?

[Anonymous No.4561821]

>>4561667
I like this one.

[Anonymous No.4561829]

>>4558765
Every time I start to feel kinda down I just think to myself, "hey, at least I don't believe in God", and then I feel better.

[Anonymous No.4561910]

Free will is a matter of attitude.

[Anonymous No.4561920]

>>4559003
So, basically, women are a spook.

[Anonymous No.4561931]

>>4561920
Yes, very much so. And male spookes are only spooks because they are partly female.

To become an egoist means to become a man.

[Anonymous No.4561934]

Liberty is not something that can be given, so die!

[Anonymous No.4561957]

"Guns dont kill people, People kill People"

[Anonymous No.4561975]

>>4558128
implying that all 7 billion humans conspiring for a mass suicide wouldn't be the greatest of man's achievements

[Anonymous No.4561979]

>>4561975
>yfw god descends from heaven to judge the living and the dead only to discover that everyone went and fucked off to oblivion

[Anonymous No.4562002]

>>4558991
you've done it wrong. The format is (n)edgy(n+2)me

[Anonymous No.4562017]

>>4562002
>(n)edgy(n+2)me
>not (n)edgy(2n)me
Looks like I'm an edge ahead of you.
*tips katana*

[Anonymous No.4562021]

>>4561957
toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast

[Anonymous No.4562030]

>>4562017
the real question is in
(np)edgy(2np)me vs. (p)edgy(2p)me
who wins?

[Anonymous No.4562043]

Got to kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight.

[Anonymous No.4562051]

>>4562021

[Anonymous No.4562067]

>>4562051
>my DINNER when

[Anonymous No.4562139]

>>4561821
Why thank you.

[Anonymous No.4562652]

>>4558227
Yes sir! this is a good one.

[Anonymous No.4562661]

>>4558353

Poignant

[Anonymous No.4562670]

>>4562067
>extra face visible behind front face

[Anonymous No.4562675]

>>4557852
>>4558765
>>4558784
>>4558972

topkek

[Anonymous No.4562679]

Sanctimony in any profession is a sure sign of its decay.

Mathematicians and scientists are perhaps the only demographic that could derive some use from the acronym 'YOLO.'

I am switching majors.

[Anonymous No.4562773]

>The only thing that changes because of a philosophical debate is one's opinion of their opponent.

[Anonymous No.4562777]

Fuck! Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff?

[Anonymous No.4562789]

The absence of the will to live is, alas, not sufficient to make one want to die.

[Anonymous No.4563123]

>>4561957
"guns don't kill people, nuh uh. people kill people...with guns."

[Anonymous No.4563134]

Marxism is the Opiate of the Atheist.

[Anonymous No.4563691]

>>4562789
Not bad at all.

Mine:

Life is obstinate denial of expectation despite the overwhelming persistence of habit and pattern.

[Anonymous No.4563698]

We are all snowflakes, piled together on a melting mountain of ourselves; unique, but only to those with time to spare.

[Anonymous No.4563700]

>>4558076
It's also in Hamlet... "Nothing is either good or bad, but thinking makes it so."

[Anonymous No.4563703]

>>4563700

and Sextus Empiricus, and Chuang Tzu

[Anonymous No.4563706]

>what more can a man tell you about a horse if he knows it is equus in latin?

[Anonymous No.4563707]

>>4558149
That's pretty terrible.

[Anonymous No.4563710]

>>4557860

[Anonymous No.4563713]

>>4563710
>>4557860's post is actually really profound. Damn.

It's the point of perspective and thought that determines what's war and what's murder.

[Anonymous No.4564104]

some nations have jews. in USA jews have a nation.

[Anonymous No.4564117]

Jesus Christ couldn't see the wood for the trees; Had he not had splinters in both eyes he would have healed himself as he did with the sick.

[Anonymous No.4564127]

>>4564117
>he would have healed himself as he did with the sick

fedora pls, he obv tried and was dismayed it didn't happen, it showed he was human and having him die was gods plan all along

>eli, eli, lama sabachthani?

[Anonymous No.4564260]

>>4564104
Thought that was meant to be Israel

[Anonymous No.4564279]

These aren't quotes, just random thoughts;

Why does glass taste like blood?

Fedoras are a great way to identify virgins from a distance

Idea for a movie about an insane hispanic hanglider: Juan flew over the cuckoo's nest.

[Anonymous No.4564306]

>>4557860
Reminds me of Colucci's "Capitalism consists in the exploitation of Man by another Man. Communism is the other way around."

[Anonymous No.4564307]

>>4564279
>Juan flew over the cuckoo's nest.

I laughed despite myself.

[Anonymous No.4564309]

>>4564104
What's up with all the /pol/lacks trying to infiltrate /lit/ lately? We're not fucking /b/tards you can brainwash into half-assed nazism; piss-off, stormfront.