/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.23321965]

Roald Dahl is a fucking moron

[Anonymous No.23321971]

>>23321965
even fags like him are based by today's standards

[Anonymous No.23321975]

>>23321965
ugly cope

[Anonymous No.23321978]

>>23321965
>t. Ugly Thoughts haver

[Anonymous No.23321981]

>>23321965
bottom is a 10/10 in bongland

[Anonymous No.23321991]

>>23321965
do you not understand this?

[Anonymous No.23322027]

He's right. You just have ugly thoughts

[Anonymous No.23322031]

[Anonymous No.23322042]

>>23322031
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.23322050]

>>23321965
racist

[Anonymous No.23322090]

>>23321965
You type like an ugly person anon, better clean up those thoughts.

[Anonymous No.23322166]

>>23321965
Cope

[Anonymous No.23322188]

>>23321965
hes right. ugly people are ugly because they lack charisma and walk around with a dick on their shoulder all the time

[Anonymous No.23322209]

>>23321965
physiognomy is real but we call it by different names

[Anonymous No.23322233]

>>23321965
OP here, I misspelt moron as "extremely correct individual"

[Anonymous No.23322243]

>>23321965
Congratulations OP, you successfully debunked a quote written by a children's book author made to promote positive thoughts to children. Truly a masterwork of intellect.
What's next, are you going to disprove the existence of Santa Claus?

[Anonymous No.23322259]

>>23321965
It's true no matter how much you cope, bad thought haver.
>All that we are is the result of what we have thought: it is founded on our thoughts, it is made up of our thoughts.

[Anonymous No.23322693]

>>23321965
That image is literally true. Enjoy getting even more ugly as the years role on.

[Anonymous No.23322696]

[Anonymous No.23322709]

>>23321971
>>23322696
Stopped clocks are right twice a day. Dahl embodies the worst of the English character, snotty classicism, a hatred directed towards all upward striving, sadistic glee in seeing anyone who disagrees with you punished.

[Anonymous No.23322713]

>>23321965
What book is this from? I've never read anything by Dahl, so I'm wondering where to start.

[Anonymous No.23322801]

I don't care about being "lovely", I only want the kind of look that makes women want to sleep with me, anything else is pointless.

[Anonymous No.23322803]

>>23321965
Nah that's true. You just can't understand because you are an ugly thought pleb

[Anonymous No.23322805]

>>23322243
I have it on good authority that Santa "Fat Bags" Claus was present in Dealey Plaza on that fateful day

[Anonymous No.23323164]

>>23321965
Completely wrong.
Ugliness comes from bad oral posture. Widen your palate, fix your bite, keep your fucking mouth shut properly and breathe through your nose.

Then you can have whatever thoughts you want.

[Anonymous No.23323198]

>>23321965
ugly hands typed and posted this

[Anonymous No.23323207]

>>23322709
All that is based wdym

[Anonymous No.23323238]

>>23323164
You can be ugly even with a good jaw and chin.

[Anonymous No.23323316]

>>23321965
>it's another jew hating Dahl thread
Be gone, kike

[Anonymous No.23323974]

>>23322713
The Twits.
> I'm wondering where to start.
I don't think it matters. Maybe Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I remember really liking his autobiographies when I was in 5th grade, so you could check those out. They probably hold up a lot better than his children's books, but I haven't read anything by Dahl since 5th grade so I couldn't really tell you.

[Anonymous No.23324041]

>>23321965
It's true. Althoughever, people don't deserve my sunbeamy face, so I reserve my good thoughts for when I'm by myself.

[Anonymous No.23324067]

>>23321965
Quick: buy physical copies of his books before they're all burned by leftists.

[Anonymous No.23324077]

>Roald Dahl is a fucking moron

[Anonymous No.23324091]

>>23321965
ugly hands typed this

[Anonymous No.23324100]

>>23324091
me in the lower half :)

[Anonymous No.23324103]

>>23324100
:)

[Anonymous No.23324121]

>>23324091
me on the upper half >:[

[Anonymous No.23324147]

>>23324121
D:<

[Anonymous No.23324163]

>>23324121
that squirrel is NUTS

[Anonymous No.23324166]

>>23323974
Thank you Anon, I'll check what's available to me.

[Anonymous No.23325413]

>>23322713
BFG and Witches were awesome when I was in 5th grade

[Anonymous No.23325419]

Beautiful people are morally better than ugly people, this is a fact. Read Rígsþula.

[Anonymous No.23325421]

>>23321965
Thanks for proving his point anon.

[Anonymous No.23325441]

>>23322709
True, it's also why his writing is so good, same with Rowling. Hate filled people who managed to make kino literature that seemingly make fun of certain stereotypes and ideas until you realise the authors are more sincere about it than you thought.
If Dahl were alive today and had a Twitter account he would be hated 1000x more than Rowling or any other British celebrity.

[Anonymous No.23325490]

>>23321965
bottom unironically looks like my grandmother

[Anonymous No.23325494]

>>23321965
It's true in the sense that people will like being around you and perceive you as a positive vibe and therefore categorize you as "attractive" in a way. He's of course not saying that staying positive will turn you into Henry Cavill.

Ah, responding to bait.

[Anonymous No.23326346]

>>23323238
No you can't. You don't know what a "good jaw and chin" are.

[Anonymous No.23327497]

>>23325421
I'm literally a 8/10

[Anonymous No.23327760]

>>23322709
>sadistic glee in seeing anyone who disagrees with you punished.
Uhh im thinking... based?

[Anonymous No.23327911]

>>23321965
prove it

[Anonymous No.23327972]

>>23325419
k homo

[Anonymous No.23327998]

Read Schopenhauer's On Physiognomy.

[Anonymous No.23328056]

>>23322696
>a stinker like Hitler
You know, the more I learn about this Hitler character, the less I care for him!

[Anonymous No.23329378]

>>23322709
Based

[Anonymous No.23329385]

>ITT: Ugly people exemplify their ugliness by expressing their thoughts
Pottery.

[Anonymous No.23329418]

>>23325441
True. The thing with Rowling though is that her class views are implicit and tacticly show through the way she wrights 'sufficiently magical' races, vs variations of humans.

For example, she's very clear that discriminating against 'mudbloods' is a very bad thing that only evil, arrogant and disreputable people do, and this is the kind of view she wants to present herself as having and promoting.

On the other hand, she has no issue whatsoever creating magical made up races, which have clearly innate characteristics that are undeniably distinct from normal humans, and actively mocks characters who refuse to respect these obvious distinctions as being completely natural and moreover justifying the most blatant discrimination and class divisions thought this (of course House Elves are born natural slaves silly).

For most of her life she seems to have been easily swayed by the 'vibe' of the environment she lived as as so what felt right or wrong, but recently seems to have gained a backbone and developed a much more deliberate worldview that she actively defends and I respect her for seemingly developing out of her previous unreflective naivety.

[Anonymous No.23329424]

>>23325441
>>23329418
>when pseudy libtards get BTFO by children's literature

[Anonymous No.23330128]

>>23325419
chad hominem

[Anonymous No.23330160]

>>23323207
All of this is the "morality" of the liberal shopkeeper who despises everything that doesn't benefit his priggish milleau. It resents natural aristocracy because it is unfair and while despising the proles because they might take their place. Family, community and the notion of forgiveness and virtue is hogwash to Dahl, because his only values are the kind of trite, bourgeois morality that led Englishmen to accept a Paki as their PM because he plays the part of the snobby "good sort."
If you think there's anything admirable in any of the inhuman garbage he's written you are a bugman. You are all liberals.
I will read my children Beatrice Potter and James Gurney.

[Anonymous No.23330172]

>>23330160
Imagine being this assblasted by someone who wrote children's books where the overriding theme was "be kind and don't hate yourself"
>I will read my children
Best of luck to them they're gonna need it

[Anonymous No.23330191]

>>23330172
The only theme to Dahl's entire life was moneygrubbing.

[Anonymous No.23330196]

>>23330191
Sometimes people hide their true motives in conversation because they're ashamed of them. But when they're writing, you can see them.

[Anonymous No.23331383]

>>23322696
if i didn’t like him already.
i do now lol

[Anonymous No.23331425]

>>23330160
>It resents natural aristocracy

How does the natural aristocrat feel about being outfought, outthought, and outmaneuvered by a shoe keeper? What exactly is the "natural elite" elite in?

[Anonymous No.23332129]

>>23322709
>English character
he was welsh & norwegian you stupid nigger

[Anonymous No.23332248]

>>23321965
>he was filtered by a children’s book
Oh nonononononono

[Anonymous No.23332278]

>>23321965
No, this is actually true. Physiognomy is real, you can tell that people are evil by looking at them, and it isn't just ugliness.

>duhh buh
No really explain to me how this is NOT true. The human brain evolved for how long to do facial recognition? Some Harvard guys built a computer program that can look at a person's face and, controlling for race and gender, guess that person's political proclivities at a rate of nearly 70%. But the average human's ability is still well above random, meaning that you can do this too. Your instincts are more accurate than any gay rational process you could undergo to try and figure out someone's character, and it's had millions of years of testing where the penalty for failure is rape and death.

[Anonymous No.23332291]

>>23331425
Well, I imagine they don't spend a lot of times thinking about things that didn't happen.

[Anonymous No.23332338]

>>23321965
I think this sorta checks out

[Anonymous No.23332423]

>>23321965
He was right