/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.23223486]

I'm the best writer on this board, ok? I'm probably in the 99th percentile in terms of writers who can actually write. Any plot, any character, any setting, any fucking idea that can be put to paper, I'm right there with the best. The Pulitzer Prize? Yeah, I'll win that and a Nobel Prize to keep it company. I'm going to sell more books than Stephen King and I'll be as highly regarded as Joyce or Tolstoy. War and Peace is something I would jot down while I was having writer's block. I'm high IQ, creative, and immensely talented as well as deeply learned. Just give up or at least try to be more like me. I am willing to teach those who are willing to be taught. You arrogant little teenagers.

[Anonymous No.23223497]

>>23223486
Mr anon boss, can you teach me to write.

[Anonymous No.23223541]

>>23223486
I'm 99.5th percentile. They tested me in school. Better luck next lifetime OP

[Anonymous No.23223551]

>>23223486
prove it and write something good NOW

[Anonymous No.23223566]

>>23223551
Give me a topic.

[Anonymous No.23223569]

>>23223486
>Writing for Plot
>Writing for Characters
>Writing for Setting

[Anonymous No.23223575]

I'm so fucking tired of being a subpar writer

[Anonymous No.23223646]

>>23223575
>Im gonna get so many likes from this

[Anonymous No.23223764]

>>23223566
AI replacing artists, writers, filmmakers, etc.

[Anonymous No.23225352]

>>23223646
Falling for obvious satire

[Anonymous No.23225391]

>>23223566
Americans pinned down by German (?) snipers in the bocage, slowing their post D-Day advance.