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Why does he wear the hat?

>> No.23088787

>>23088756
probably to cover his receded hairline

>> No.23088802

>>23088787
I imagine it has receded a very long way by now.

>> No.23088817

>>23088787
>>23088802
just because a guy wears a hat or head covering all the time even inside, all the time, does not mean he is bald underneath. You guys are complete schizos for jumping to this conclusion. probably think the US was involved in the nordstream 2 pipeline sabotage. like, what are your sources? dangerous misinformation

>> No.23088826

>>23088756
excessive perspiration

>> No.23088858

>>23088817
Anon, he's dead. That's the joke.

>> No.23089042

>>23088787
You can see from photos he never had recession. Which is interesting for a guy who was stressed and miserable all the time, those things tend to correlate

The head band is interesting, just to consider it in terms of symbolism. It’s not a mask, as it only covers the forehead. Why would someone want to cover their forhead?

>>23088826

Yes but why is he sweating so much in the forehead of all places? I actually remember him telling david lipsky on the kvie it was because he felt like “his head was going ti explode”… have any of you wver felt like this, that your head was going to explode?

>> No.23089047

If I took the hat off, would he die?

>> No.23089050

>>23088756
Completes the axel rose vibe.

>> No.23089053
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>>23088756
to conceal the flesh tundra beneath

>> No.23089058

>>23088756
It's a bandana. not a hat. He used it because he sweated a lot, nothing to do with baldness, and you can see pictures of him without the bandana.

>> No.23089059

>>23089047
it would be extremely painful

>> No.23089065

>>23089059
you're a big guy

>> No.23089070

>>23089065
For (D. F. double)you

>> No.23089077

>>23088756
He said it was because he felt comfortable in it. He was also in his 20s when Axl Rose was cool.

>> No.23089088

>>23089077
axl rose, tim pool, dfw, i could go on and on. these guys are not wearing the hat because they are bald it is just part of their brand

>> No.23089090

>>23089088
FACT CHECK: Tim Pool is bald. And gay.

>> No.23089106

>>23089090
lol seething and delusional incel who doesnt understand brandnig

>> No.23089111

>>23089106
>who doesnt understand brandnig
I understand that Tim Pool is a bald nig.

>> No.23090196

>>23088756
A bandana, not a hat but the answer is that because he sweats a lot so he wore it all the time. The other answer might be because there is a scar in his forehead from that I've read. But maybe he is just trying to be hip and cool and trying to be trendy maybe?

>> No.23090373

>>23088756
Because you never know when you might need to wipe your hiney.

>> No.23091130
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>>23089106

>> No.23091137

>>23088756
Cause the audience pussy enjoyed it

>> No.23091566

>>23088756
Because his shit tier obsolete youth aesthetic refuses to get a goddamn haircut. "I'm as cool as Axl Rose!" You are, douche. You're exactly as cool as Axl Rose is in 2024, meaning everyone is fucking sick of you and wonders why anyone anywhere still brings you up ever. Get a fucking haircut.

>> No.23091571

>>23091566
>t. bald

>> No.23091583

>>23088756
Long hair getting in your face is unpleasant seems pretty straightforward to me

>> No.23091592

>>23091130
generative ai slop

>> No.23091594

>>23088756
He's in the pockets of Big handkerchief

>> No.23091596

>>23088756
To keep in all the juices

>> No.23091816

>>23088756

hes a Suicidal Tendencies fan

>> No.23091819

If you took that thing off, would he die?

>> No.23091823

>>23088756
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED FAN

>> No.23091885

>>23091130
that's just a normal, mature hairline

>> No.23091897

>>23088826
It's this.
>>23089042
>Yes but why is he sweating so much in the forehead of all places?
I've never felt like my head was going to explode but whenever in public, regardless of weather, my forehead is damp. I'm not overweight either, it's just anxiety, being around people, etc.

>> No.23091967

>>23091885
>mature hairline
Biggest cope I've ever heard.

>> No.23092002

Men are so obsessed with other mens height and hairlines. Pathetic

>> No.23092011

>>23092002
Women are more obsessed with them than we are, retard.

>> No.23092017

>>23092011
>t. bald short king

>> No.23092019

>>23092002
its a signal for other things. we spend our whole lives amplifying signals and then faking signals while also trying to detect if other people's signals are fraudulent. we do this while not recognizing that some of our own signals are fraudulent its sort of like a big game