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Various /lit/ publications have come and gone: The Lit Quarterly, Pinecone, The April Reader, and Ideology, to name a few. There have been collaborative works, like Coronameron, The /lit/ Annotated Moby Dick, Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra, and The Complete Works of God II. Some of these projects were one-offs, some were serialized. Some /lit/ projects, like Unreal Press, are still hanging on but are plagued by drama, and some, like &amp, seem to be rapidly in decline.

Also related are the solo writers of /lit/, composed of various namefags and shills who frequent the board: MNM-DR, John David Card, Zulu Alitspa, Frater Asemlen, Horia Belcea, Ogden Nesmer, Lewis Woolston. There are also those who did not come from /lit/ but are /lit/-adjacent simply because they are discussed here so frequently: Mike Ma, R. C. Waldun, Bronze Age Pervert.

This thread is for the discussion of the history of /lit/ writing and the future of /lit/. Why have so many /lit/ projects failed and fallen apart, and what do you think is next for the scene? Does anonymity vs pseudonymity vs. the use of real names make a difference in the success or failure of these projects, and the way in which these projects are perceived? Of the works that /lit/ has produced, are there common characteristics and themes shared between them? Is there a definitively /lit/ style of writing? Has /lit/ produced anything truly great, and if not, do you believe that it will in the future?

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>>23038766
F. Gardner denies the holocaust @ 46:15
will he get his own page on the ADL's Glossary of Extremism and Hate?
https://rumble.com/v4bdo8b-kabbalah-of-the-crocodile-author-f.-gardner.html

>> No.23038878

>>23038766

>Has /lit/ produced anything truly great,

If Gardner, counts, then yes obviously. He's published five or six masterpieces already.

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>>23038878
Frank has been totally mogged by Justin Mohn. Not only are Justin's books far more entertaining, but he had the guts to kill his own father and display his severed head on YouTube. So up your crappy little game, Frank. Kill your father and show his severed head on YouTube. Every day you don't, you're falling further and further behind, and becoming less and less relevant (as if that was possible). And your books will NEVER be as good as Justin's.

>> No.23039305

bump

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wow so these are actually just Gardner threads made by Gardner about Gardner?

>> No.23039466

A. Zeller won.

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>> No.23039569

>>23039567
RJC is twisted.

>> No.23039951

>>23039567
There's no reason why this would matter to the reader or the protagonist, so it's just a throwaway bit of zaniness with no staying power. Nobody could make it through three pages of this without getting bored.

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>>23038878
>>23038957
feel free to compare Justin's works https://files.catbox.moe/kq003e.7z to Frank's schlock https://files.catbox.moe/d9sukc.zip and make your own decision

>> No.23039999

>>23039963
Why don't you post your own apartment to compare and contrast? I'm sure it's so much nicer than Frank's.

>> No.23040004

>>23038766
Troon thread

>> No.23040013

>>23039999
so you admit that's your apartment...lol

>> No.23040025

>>23040013
Which one of the unreal trannies are you?

>> No.23040088

Are there any novels you want to see /lit/ write, but don't want to write it yourself?
I know plenty of anons have said they want to see "the great incel novel" for years. I would hesitate to say we have one yet.

>> No.23040305

>>23040004
>>23040025
There's no such thing as an "unrealie" or "unreal tranny". You are delusional.

>> No.23040311

>>23040088
Incel and Behead All Satan are already there. Harassment Architecture is incel lit too I would say. What more could you morons possibly want? Besides any time anyone attempts anything they get ostrichized and insulted.

>> No.23040330

>>23040311
"Incel" isn't great and it's an outsider Twitter-tier perspective.
No, I am asking what you want. What is missing in contemporary literature?

>> No.23040332

>>23040305
This is L.A. Lasagne erasure

>> No.23041398

>>23040305
Wrong

>> No.23041696

>>23039569

Very funny. That's not Shards tho.

>> No.23041910

>>23040025
all of them

>> No.23042325

>>23041696
That’s Hartley’s AI goyslop.

>> No.23042364

>>23039963
do I wanna click on that link?

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Someone in the last thread (>>23021871) mentioned success stories on /lit/ in the last year. Specifically (obviously) outside the Unreal/&amp crowd. Any ideas on what these were?

>> No.23042395

>>23042393
Mixtape and United Airlines? Shards got attention, writing not withstanding.

>> No.23042403

>>23042364
I scanned both with Microsoft Defender; it declared them clean.

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>>23042395
I don't think so. The main thing was that the successes apparently had nothing to do with Unreal or &amp. And my reading of the original post was that the success was outside /lit/, which I don't think any of these three qualify for (United Airlines looked like a forced meme anyway).

>> No.23042414

>>23042393
I'm that guy. Obviously not what this retard (>>23042395) mentioned.
If you wanna see our successes look at someone like FourtySixtyFour, a RR writer who was professionally published this year and doubled his patreon income from $3k per month to almost $6k.
Akaso, author of Retribution Engine and now Cherno Caster, also found a real publisher.
No one likes to aknowledge them because they're "just Royal Road writers" and they're not toughing it out in the discord trenches like some people, but those are the real winners, people who actually write and try please an audience.

>> No.23042427

>>23042414
That's great news. It's not surprising because those guys on /wg/ actually discuss writing and write a massive amount. Even if people don't respect their work, those two know what they're doing.

>> No.23042476

Does anyone have a PDF of Wells Fargo?

>> No.23042481

>>23042414
Cool, thanks for the reply. About the other guy you quoted, I think it highlights the big problem with Unreal/&amp: they're marketing to themselves and mistaking it for success. Getting your Discord members (or even people on /lit/) to talk about a book isn't big news.

Also
>FortySixtyFour
to fix your typo for anyone who wants to look in the archives for his stuff. The fact that he's devoted himself to it, moving into a trailer to afford quitting his job, is a big difference from the crowd of people who just dip their toes in writing.

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>>23042481

Steve Donoghue got a copy of Shards and featured it in one of his videos. Since he's been in The Washington Post and The Wall Street Journal, I count that as a win. He didn't review it or anything but his community saw it. I probably got a few sales from that alone.

>> No.23042558

>>23042553
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NARCISSIST. NO ONE CARES.

>> No.23042565

>>23039963
there are a few possible explanations for frank's decor. 1) he likes what the previous owner (an old jewish lady) did with the place, which means he's a major faggot 2) he couldn't afford to change it before he moved in, which means he's not rich 3) his parents (who are listed as the owners) didn't want to pay to change anything, which means they bought it just to deposit him in it

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>>23042553
I don't know much about Steve, but it seems pretty obvious that (most of?) these books are sent in for promos and are not appearing because he actually likes them or bought them himself. That and one of the Unreal books managed to show up there. According to the one anon on here who said he watched the video, Steve actually said he was gifted the book, then proceeded to casually dismiss it.

Since you've managed to bring yourself up, can you elaborate on why you haven't posted the receipts on Shards? You gave your word.

>> No.23042610

>>23042481
It's funny, isn't it? That response sums up the Unreal/amp crowd perfectly.
>Look, a different author held my book up on camera. He didn't review it, just looked at the cover... but that's still a huge win!
There's no longing for recognition, just a hunger for attention.
&amp and Unreal have done nothing but rot for an entire year now while others that actually took the craft seriously have flourished. Obviously this was no guarantee of success as can be seen with someone like Krake or Wing who did an outstanding job in their professionality and work ethic, yet are still floundering financially but it was something that you could set a plan, dedicate yourself to and have a non-zero chance at living your dream on. The discord crew chose instead not to compete, pacify themselves on the quick dopamine that comes with a clique based drama war and just pretend to be above the rat race.
I wanted to believe in them but the Ari stuff around May of last year was a downfall that they never recovered from.

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>>23042606

I posted last month that there had been 50 ordered. Since I agreed to half of the royalties with Ryan I'm only really owed $150 or so. He bought Amazon ads and 4chan ads and sent out advanced review copies and sent out copies for my family and friends. It also takes two months for royalties to be paid out so he's only really a few weeks late on paying me. Not dying for $150 though so keep thinking it's that big of a deal. I'm not a Neet. Thanks.

>> No.23042644

>>23042606
He talks about it briefly in this video:
https://youtu.be/QuGdfzHPQnc?si=5s5oUreaUxQENSTs

After reading the back cover blurb out loud, he says the following:
>“Okay, so a weird reading experience…a weird modern supernatural reading experience…this was a gift from Lamp Standard Press…supernatural non-linear horror… if you’re a reader who likes a writer who plays around very intentionally with the standard traditional narrative format—I am not typically one of those readers, although there are plenty of books that do that I love—but if you are, if that’s your fancy, then you know now that this book is out there.”

He expresses no actual interest in reading the book, other than a basic polite acknowledgement of having been gifted a copy. But, of course, RJC is spreading around a screenshot of him holding the book up, playing it off like some sort of endorsement. Not to mention phrasing it as
>Steve Donoghue got a copy
to make it sound like he purchased the book himself, leaving out the fact that he was gifted it by Ryan.

>> No.23042665

>>23042631
Have you checked this anon's math >>22961435? At your book's specs, a paperback would be making $3.39 on each copy sold, which is $169.50 in total, meaning your share would be $84.75. Hardcovers do a little better, at $4.37 per copy, but that's still only $218.50 total, so even if you sold 50 hardcover copies you're only owed $109.25. Maybe these numbers are old (you say "last month"), but the $300 (total) figure seems contemporary to that.

Have you discussed the ebook or adjusting the printing specs with Ryan? And has he elaborated on why he hasn't paid you yet?

>> No.23042682

Not this shit again.

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so is the Unreal Press not doing any more youtube stuff?

>> No.23042909 [DELETED] 

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BWK3hOT0gE

>> No.23043465

>>23042885
I hope so

>> No.23043841

>>23042565
haha frank got pwned again and he's ngmi ever

>> No.23043872

>>23043841
Frank already made it you retard. He's going to go through his life not working a day in his life and will go down in the annals of 4chan history whenever his lolcow antics get him noticed. He's getting everything he wanted.

>> No.23043880

>>23042476
Give me an email. You can even share and upload it elsewhere, the paperback has been available long enough.

>> No.23043910

>>23043872
Frank is awesome and an inspiration to the rest of us who write.

Frank is hated by the crabs and people who don't write.(crabs and faggots)

>> No.23043942

>>23043880
Can you upload it to https://catbox.moe/ ?

>> No.23043967

>>23042558
>>23042553
RJC is a fun guy, I like him. Who the fuck are you?

>> No.23044016

>>23042909
Why are there so many of these vids?

>> No.23044033

>>23044016
They're creative and fun!

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post2015 /lit/ turned to complete shit. 4chan as a whole got turned upside down by /pol/newfags, reddit refugees and election tourists. For some reason they viewed /lit/ as some kind of intellectual epicentre of 4chan that must be conquered, so we got brigaded and overrun by newfags that don't actually read books. They chased away all the humanities students that actually read books and replaced them with anti-intellectualist teenagers with severe interpersonal problems.

this killed the board and the mods were paid to let it happen

>> No.23044070

>>23044066
>They chased away all the humanities students
Plenty of faggots and crabs still here, anon

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the only people who call other people out as being "reddit" came from reddit in the first place.

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>ever wonder why post2015 4chan became obsessed with american style "culture wars" and troons
I bet you guys thought it was organic and that you were engaging with fellow free-thinkers

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>>23044089
>imagine the smell
books for this feel

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>>23044084
Jason Bryan has been on 4chan since the SomethingAwful goon days when they would troll him by blowing up the tanks in Battlefield vietnam so he couldn't go 100-5, and then he went to the SomethingAwful forums and got banned for calling them faggots. Then we teamed up for awhile and it was glorious.

>> No.23044249

>>23044112
>no one mentions your name
>touts posting on something awful like it’s actual credentials
>pic in fbf shirt clearly taken with the past year
This is some damn pathetic shit. You’be literally become the old loser larping as a child to fit in on an anonymous image board, groveling at the feet of a the local retard because you mistake his imposition on the rest of us as a sign that he’s hip. You are one sad fuck.

>> No.23044350

>>23044249
>the local retard
Do you mean Gardner or RJC?

>> No.23044357

>>23044249
>pic in fbf shirt clearly taken with the past year
That's a nearly 15 year old photo

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>>23044249
>to fit in on an anonymous image board
Do you think a 45 year old based white guy fits into 2024 Canada?

>> No.23044371

>>23044249
>clearly taken within the last year
That's an older picture. I can tell because Jason had that loft foreclosed on years ago. He's now living in the basement apartment of a government subsidized slumhouse in Vancouver's worst area an upgrade over the tent he was sleeping in all summer.
Shame his exwife won't allow him in the house. Maybe if he gets on his hand and knees and begs she'll let him. Didn't work the last time but it's always worth a shot, eh Jason?

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>>23044371
Foreclosed? Exwife? Jason Bryan would never buy property, nor marry, because then there would be a paper trail and things that could be used to contain his free spirit.

>> No.23044405

>>23044363
>im 45 and still le based, fellow children! Here’s a picture of me with an epic high and tight haircut— just like you guys!
The jokes write themselves.

>> No.23044410

>>23044405
Okay Zulu. Post a picture of yourself.

>> No.23044440

>>23044363
Me on the right.

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>>23044410
Jasonposting makes Zulu seethe so hard

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>>23044410
Jasonposting makes Zulu seethe so hard

>> No.23044514

>>23044410
>>23044475
Don’t kid yourself. Everyone hates you. Even people stumbling across this thread can immediately see you’re a sad, tryhard old man desperate to hang with kids because you obviously fucked up your entire youth.

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>>23044514
I had the best time possible, now for stage 2 of my awesome life I have to finish my 3rd book, get my poetry collection out the door, and come up with some gimmick to get back on social media. Not sure what my gimmick is going to be yet, I might actually go 100% Colbert-style Trudeau Liberal supporter in Canada and act like Canada is the best place on Earth. We'll see. Definitely need to do something tongue-in-cheek because if I actually say what's really on my mind, I'll just end up banned everywhere again for like my 50th time.

>> No.23044556

>>23044532
God you’re a fucking soulless moron. This same tired spiel— you must get berated for being such a loser quite a bit to revert so quickly to this exact same excuse.
You’re nothing, Jason. Not even worth the time to doxx or harass.

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>>23044556
>This same tired spiel— you must get berated for being such a loser
Here I am, finishing my 3rd book and about to put out my first poetry collection... all this despite zero income from writing, zero following on social media, zero opportunities for mainstream attention and publishing.

This is the K2 of art, persevering against impossible odds for a prize that few will even understand. But the few that DO understand the triumph of taking signals from the ether and your dreams and visions you get in your mind, decode it into some overall arching story, and then putting it on paper for other people to understand the tale the universe wants you to tell, that is a reward of its own. I only had my first kid BECAUSE I wrote my first book, The Shitkickers got me through COVID and helped me keep a roof over my head. What doors will Day of the Rake open for me? I guess there is only one way to find out.

And you'll have a front row seat.

>> No.23044699

>>23044475
I like Jason's personality, not his writing.
I like Zulu's writing, not his whining.

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>>23044475
>>23044363
kill yourself

>> No.23044715

>>23044699
Well, maybe you'll like my 3rd book better.

Here is a poem I wrote the other day. I'm about 30 poems into my collection:

There's no chicken in the goddamn world,
Not today.
After the grind, the slog through a day that sticks
to your skin like a second, sweaty shadow,
I walk. To that one beacon of grease-lit hope:
the local gas station, for chicken strips.
Imagine the chicken—
that perfect crunch, a sound, a sensation,
so damn satisfying it almost, almost makes the day's bullshit bearable.
The spices, a symphony in your mouth,
lingering in the nose, the back of the throat,
a reminder that not all is lost in this dreary existence.
Walking back, I'd hold my breath past the trucks,
big, belching beasts contaminating the air.
Wouldn't let their exhaust taint the sacred taste of my small victory.
But today, of all the godforsaken days,
"There's none left," they tell me.
No chicken. No crunch. No spice to save me from despair.
There's no chicken in the goddamn world,
and it feels like the universe's cruel joke,
a punchline I'm too beaten down to laugh at.
Just wanted something to look forward to,
a moment of pleasure in a sea of shit.
But no, not today. Today, the world's out of chicken.
And so, I walk back, empty-handed,
past the trucks, their exhaust a mocking reminder
of what I'm missing,
of the taste that won't linger in my mouth,
of the crunch that won't sound in my ears.
Today, the day's bullshit sticks a little closer,
and there's no chicken in the goddamn world
to make it any easier to bear.

>> No.23044721

>>23044033
Creative is right. I know what book I'm working on next. If I can stop writing at the pace of a drifting glacier I can get it done and self-pub in summer or autumn.

>> No.23044722

>>23044710
You will never be a real woman

>> No.23044727 [DELETED] 

>>23044715
kill yourself

>> No.23044729

>>23044721
I have a new technique that gets tons more writing done. It really works.

>> No.23044737 [DELETED] 

>>23044727
You will never be a real woman.

Every time you do your hair and makeup, you're putting on a mask. A costume. You'll never pass, and people who tell you that you pass are lying just so you don't have an emotional breakdown. Nobody wants a knock-off woman, a dollarstore fake that smells of man sweat and reeks of desperation to fit in. No matter how many surgeries, no matter how much clothing you buy, no matter how many people say you are a woman, you will always be a man in a costime, a faker, a liar. You need to give up and hit up /r/detrans and understand and finally accept that your entire life is a fraud. You will never be a real woman.

>> No.23044742 [DELETED] 

>>23044722
>>23044737
kill yourself

>> No.23044744

>>23044737
Is zulu a tranny?

>> No.23044762

>>23044744
In my experience, the people that hate heterosexual gregarious men the most are homosexuals and trannies, because they are the most woman-adjacent, our natural enemies that we have to conquer in order to fuck them. The homosexual and the tranny have a natural hatred for women that is different than the natural hatred we men need to have for women, we need to hate them in order to put up with them for sex, but the tranny and the homo wish they were the women we hated and hate-fucked, but we don't want to fuck their shit-filled assholes, so they absolutely LOATHE men who don't see them as a viable hole to fuck. The most popular and top-selling category of gay porn is always "straight seduction" or some fantasy like that because it makes them feel better about being pozzed hole, disease carrying ghouls. Why do you think the push for trans kids in Canada is so strong? Because homosexuals and trannies want everyone as mutilated and fucked up as them.

>> No.23044806

>>23044729
My problem is I spread myself thin just trying to live life. I have to abandon everything to write. IT'S TIME.
And what do you do?

>> No.23044833

>>23044806
I keep a notepad with the last section of the story I was working on, I have basically the last sentence written out, or the scene I need to finish, then I leave that notepad in the open so that it is always occupying space in my life. This works great because sometimes I can be preoccupied with something, or come home after a gig job, or whatever, and then there's this fucking notepad and I see it, and often immediately an idea will pop into my head, if not, it reminds me what is going on in my /lit/ world and plants that seed deeper in my mind, so I subconsciously focus on it. I've written like 50k words in the last month with this technique and like a dozen decent poems.

>> No.23044881

>>23044833
I keep a notepad with me so I will try to do this more. Thanks pal.

>> No.23044899

>>23044881
Keep in mind I don't even have a phone, so all of my distractions are on my PC. I write on my PC as well, so I tend to have 0 games installed as well. I'll re-download Mordhau and play for a night and then delete it, re-install it after a week of work, both manual labour type shit to pay the bills, and working on my writing.

The key to the notepad is to always remind you that you ARE a writer and you have shit to do. I also have my 2 books on a coffee table nearby. So much of modern life is about fighting off the apathy as it is so easy to just get in a routine at a 9-5 job and a routine in your off-time of just consooming goyslop media, goyslop foods, and falling asleep at 10 PM while saying "tomorrow I'll write..." and then repeating your same day after work the next day. Then when the weekend comes, you're too tired to write, or you have plans with family, or whatever, and you never write.

>> No.23044945

>>23044899
Good advice. I'm making more of my own meals these days. And honestly with Microsoft deploying such awful updates I can barely keep a pc game functioning anyways. Just now I filled up a page for the basic gestalt of the novel (novella maybe?)

>> No.23044977

>>23044945
>Just now I filled up a page for the basic gestalt of the novel (novella maybe?)
Just race to finish the 1st draft. That is the ultimate way to write, just throw everything that sticks onto the page for the 1st draft.

I envision the start of a novel, and the end, and then let my imagination fill in the middle. Now fucking race yourself to finish the 1st draft. I'm spending my time shitposting today because the landlord is fixing my leaking sink at the moment and I can't really write with someone like 10 feet away. Helps to be either isolated totally, OR in a busy coffee shop where the writing is your sanctuary from the normies.

>> No.23045688

>>23044977
>I let my imagination do my writing for me
Bro you aren't even at an r/writing tier of comprehending or executing the craft. Next you're going to tell us that your characters are like real people, they keep going off in directions you never even envisioned!
>inb4 "fuck off Zulu/Ari"
Literally none of these people you mention are here posting with you because they have a firm grasp of reality and understand that trying to convince you to fuck off or have some respect for this community is pointless. By all means sit down and start typing out another wall-of-text word salad about cars and all the single mothers you've fucked from POF. I'm not even sure why I bothered to type this since you're too stupid to understand.

>> No.23045695

>>23045688
You're going to seethe hard when I keep releasing books and you produce nothing.

>> No.23045699

>>23045695
Zulu has released more books than you ever will.

>> No.23045711

>>23045699
I have 6+ half-finished books... thank you for the inspiration. 3rd book coming out very soon, and jumping immediately into my 4th book.

>> No.23045718

>>23045695
You're going to seethe when literally no one reads, reviews, or cares about your third literary miscarriage. Or maybe you'll seethe when someone points out, again, that Zulu actively discourages people from reading or promoting his books here and still gets more praise from /lit/ than you do. Go ahead. Type up another insane rant about how this-or-that person can't make friends with drunk people the way you can, but you're here posting on /lit/ because no one IRL takes you seriously.

>> No.23045762

>>23045718
I appreciate your input, crab anon, and I opened up my text file folder to check how many books I have at least 10k words in:

YouPlanet
>a shy introvert piloting a cargo ship on a planet where attention is currency

Thrilluminati
>a young woman competes in an international competition to be the next pop superstar

Day of the Rake
>An advanced Ai system is rolled out on an unsuspecting group of test subjects

Black Eye Friday
>13 tales of Vancouver's downtown eastside

Fur Mart
>a rag-tag group of teenagers keeps their hometown grocery store open during COVID by dressing up as furries

Last Heart in the City
>a financial expert and a burnt out actress learn to date in an unconventional manner

Bit Kings
>four friends strike it rich when one of them dumps their rent money into an alt coin that moons overnight

Jaguar
>an up-and-coming fashion star gets involved in an international spy scandal

Egg Song
>a space DJ gets caught up in the plans for a music-based lizard civilization trying to resurrect their god of war

Forum Warriors
>imprisoned unfairly, a group of prisoners discover they were all a part of an online hobby forum and have to use their individual skills together to escape

The Nighties
>A vaccination program goes awry as a side effect causes people to become nocturnal and raises their IQ

Stilettos to Steeltoes
>a stripper trying to escape her mob ex-boyfriend becomes a traffic control worker

Coyolo
>Day of the Rake sequel where a character from that book escapes and finds revenge by breeding XL bully coyotes and rats to let loose on the city

I have a few more books and book ideas but they are only outsides.

>> No.23045785

>>23043942
https://files.catbox.moe/rpuvnd.pdf

>> No.23045813

>>23045762
>release coyotes into the city
Does the average Canadian know how to fight a coyote lmao

>> No.23045831 [DELETED] 

>>23044833
>>23044899
>>23044977
>>23045695
>>23045711
>>23045762
kill yourself

>> No.23045835

>>23045831
You will never be a woman.

>> No.23045866

>>23043872
Frank didn't make it; his overly indulgent parents pay for everything. His "books" bring in squat. And he knows all too well that there's something about being useless that eats away at one's soul.

>> No.23045877

>>23045866
>His "books" bring in squat.
I am waaaaaay happier being poor and writing books than I was making fat money and selling porn.

Frank is a cool guy, I hope to join him on YouTube soon in making my own videos, but I still need to finish my 3rd book so I have something fresh and new to promote.

>> No.23045890

>>23045877
Then go and fucking finish it instead of shitting up this thread.

>> No.23045950

Jason you down to discord call sometime?

>> No.23045954

>>23045950
Ah maybe, I don't have much to talk about at the moment, really need to finish this 3rd book and release my poetry collection. Definitely need to stop being so asocial.

>> No.23046332

>>23045950
Can we get a new way to hang out with each other, like a group video chat with 10+ of you faggots all on videochat at the same time?

I don't want to chat with faceless people... if you don't have the balls to go on video and be yourself, I don't even want to talk to you. We at /lit/ should have a weekly hangout where all of use video chat. If you refuse to show your face, you can't participate. I bet that would go a long way to building bridges and respect among /lit/ authors and filter out the crabs.

>> No.23046377

>>23046332
No way fag.

>> No.23046381

>>23046332
may as well just move the discussion to reddit then

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>>23046381
>>23046377
Fuck you faggots

>> No.23046427

>>23046377
>>23046387
seems like it's all crabs here

>> No.23046438

>>23046387
I really appreciate your writing advice today, but to be clear with you I never had a cringeit account to have banned before and never will and no one should be upset about anyone getting banned from it, including you. It is the non-sequitur of non-sequiturs on this board. It is anathema. A total abomination and stain upon the countenance of the internet.

>> No.23046452

>Jason has a reddit account
>&amp has a reddit account
>Unreal has a reddit account
I'm noticing a pattern here.

>> No.23046457

>>23046438
Stick around bruh, keep writing, keep posting your work, even if you ever share your shit and they attack you and call you every name under the sun, keep writing, keep putting out your work.

>> No.23046468

>>23046427
Stick around, you'll notice if you call out the crabs and ask them what they've written, they will never offer up any prose. They exist only to attack you.

Feed off that. Start to enjoy the hate. Know that when you work hard at converting your visions into writing and making stories, that people exist only to attack you. Roll in it. Eat it all up. Take every punch they can deliver, and when they're tired of hitting you in the face, ask them simply, with a smile:

What have you written?

They will never answer, for you possess the bravery to self-express that they lack.

>> No.23046473

>doesn't have an active reddit account
>still reddit spaces

>> No.23046479

>>23046473
Hitting enter after a thought is only natural, anon

>> No.23046486

>>23046479
Yes, and reddit conditions you to hit enter twice.

>> No.23046489

>>23046486
Strange, because I've posted here 1000 times for every single reddit comment I've been graciously allowed to be banned for

>> No.23046491

>HE DID A HECKIN REDDIT!!! MY WHOLE 4CHAN PERSONALITY IS THAT IM 4CHAN!! ARENT I REALLY 4CHAN, GUYS?!?

>> No.23046520

I acquired Hypersphere Deluxe. On the tail end of my reading list now, this thing is retardedly big. Did any of you contribute to it?

>> No.23046550 [DELETED] 

>>23045877
>>23045954
>>23046387
>>23046457
>>23046468
kill yourself

>> No.23046581

>>23042665
Of course the second that RJC gets asked a question that might make him or Ryan look bad, he fucks off. He won’t answer because he can’t answer without embarrassing himself.

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>>23046550
Yes, yes, give me that attention and energy!

>> No.23046601 [DELETED] 

>>23046599
kill yourself

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>>23046581
RJC and Ryan are legends of /lit/ you're just a fucking faggot crab, lol

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>>23046601
If I still had my Facebook account I could post 100's of photos of chicks I either fucked or made out with, still going to post Jbry having tons of fun just to make you seethe, faggot

>> No.23046626

>>23038766
Give me a download link so I can read all this crap.

>> No.23046639 [DELETED] 

>>23046607
>>23046616
kill yourself

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>>23046581

I literally replied to the original post when it was posted and (seen here) talked to Ryan about it. It's being discussed and it's in the works. Calm your tits, young man. I know you're excited about my book.

>> No.23046683

>>23046670
>ignoring the question about why Ryan hasn't paid you yet

>> No.23046835

>>23046670
why do you post snaps of your private DMs?

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>>23046639
My friend, when we cross the cultural threshold and approach the demiurge on foot, I can promise you that we will have a few drinks, a few tokes, and we will share with the world the wisdom of 4chan's /lit/


Together, schizos, faggots, crabs, and normies
(if we actually want to be successful, we need a couple of psychopaths too)

>> No.23046882 [DELETED] 

>>23046866
kill yourself

>> No.23047632

>>23038957
Hey Justin, no one has read or will read your garbage.

>> No.23047636

>>23040332
His name is L.A. Sexchange.

>> No.23047794

>>23047632
Maybe if there were still physical copies left. Seems like there are only ebooks now.

>> No.23047856

Jason Bryan are you going to /lit/con?

>> No.23047884

>>23047856
He would be turned away at the door.

>> No.23047954

>>23046670
>the typefont
In the hands of pros, I see.

>> No.23047984

>>23047954

You know what he means. Don't be glib.

>> No.23048034

>>23047984
>still not answering the question about why Ryan hasn't paid you yet

>> No.23048104

>>23048034

What question exactly? I explained he's bought ads and sent copies to a lot of people, including my friends and family. If this >>23042665
is the correct math then Ryan has more than likely spent more than he owes me on those things.

>> No.23048471

>>23046670
>______ is coming along well!
What does it mean??? What does it mean??

>> No.23048478

>>23048471
Shut up Atlas.

>> No.23048484

>>23048471
Fake Atlasposter

>> No.23048513

>>23048484
Why would you say that? You always say that im a fake atlas but im not and i can't prove it anymore because my parents took my iphone away and it had my passords on it because of police so i cant prove it but you have to belevie me

>> No.23049192

What does it mean though.

>> No.23050081

>>23046626
Out of date but more comprehensive (includes standalone collab works like Coronameron, the annotated Moby Dick, etc.):
>mega.nz/folder/Seo1kSBa#3WmesL71uxmNLA6jzqbuvg
A more recent archive, but currently limited to /lit/ periodicals (April Reader, Pinecone, Lit Quarterly, &amp, etc.):
>mega.nz/folder/2gsHSSbA#Sl46P4LljGlk9mnpAf3Mlw

For &amp specifically, there's an unofficial best-of compilation for the original 14 issues being worked on by an old contributor. The release date is neverever.

>> No.23050086

>>23047632
I have...I'm reading through Justin's books right now. I've completed "The Pink". There was nothing wrong with it that an editor couldn't have fixed...such is the way with self-published titles, so I don't hold it against him. It was actually a great story with a lot of spell-binding parts. If you make it out of chapter 3 without being enthralled, I wonder if you're even alive. (Chapter 3 makes "Eyes Wide Shut" look like "Romper Room".) Although it would be rated NC-17, I think this would make a great movie...or, given the amount of content, a multi-episode miniseries, like the type Netflix makes all the time. It just goes to show you...there are a lot of great writers out there that only lack for publicity, which is distributed arbitrarily and without merit. And now Justin Mohn is out of commission, all for killing his father and displaying the severed head on YouTube. So it goes.

>> No.23050100

>>23050081
Fuck off Ari

>> No.23050234

>>23044084
talking to posters who never used /b/ in its heyday is like talking to someone from a foreign country; it's extremely frustrating not being on the same page with anons anymore

>> No.23050264

>>23050234
I fired chanology ion cannons coordinated by an irc. Does that make me a newfag?

>> No.23050279

>>23050234
Could you also split that former crowd between old and new /b/? Every board has their discussion about when they peaked and how far they've fallen, but it seems that even by the time I started browsing /b/ it was getting really bad, and that was a decade ago (which puts me firmly in newfag territory).

>> No.23050352

>>23050081
Thank you! Downloaded. And don't forget these two archives of /lit/ writers >>23039963

>> No.23050525

>>23050352
afaik, Mohn only shilled his books on /pol/ last year. But there was a tripfag on /lit/ in 2022 named "A Pneumatic" that posted on /lit claiming he was the Second Messiah and forming a resurgence of New Atheism. Not sure if that was him or just some random schizo.

>> No.23050546

>>23050525
The simple truth is, Justin is everything Frank wishes he was, but doesn't have the brains or guts to be, plus Justin's books are better written and way more entertaining.

>> No.23050560

Who the fuck is Justin Mohn? Google says he cut his father's head off?

>> No.23050606

>>23050560
/lit/ discussion here >>23015198 leading to /pol/ discussion

>> No.23050695

>>23050606
Thanks.

>> No.23051748

>>23050560
some tranny from the news

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>>23051748
FUCK!!! I SHOULD'VE SAVED HIS MUSIC!!!

Wonky Honky was awesome.

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I wrote 10,000 words tonight, maybe I should go to bed. Have a gig job this weekend, going to be tired as fuuuuuuuuuck!

Really enjoying the "notebook method" I have been working on to get more shit done.

>> No.23052069

>>23052003
Based. Love yourself NOW.

>> No.23052071

>>23052003
These threads aren't your personal diary, you retarded faggot. No one cares. Everyone hates you. Your books are only useful as toilet paper.

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>>23052071
The coping and seething you will do when Jason Bryan drops multiple books this year

>> No.23052539

For those of you who enjoy or write trangressive fiction, what do you think counts as a transgression in the 21st century? What does it depend on for a reader to feel challenged, and what makes it fail to transgress boundaries and be trangressive only in the nominal sense but not in spirit?

>> No.23052745 [DELETED] 

>>23052080
>>23052003
kill yourself

>> No.23053155

>>23052539
The whole "nothing is really transgressive" thing died. It's not 2004. Plenty is shocking and transgressive. Racism for one. Exploitation of brown women for another. Brown women are venerated on the level that WW2 heroes were in the USSR.

>> No.23053302

>>23053155
There are plenty of comtemporary books that pretend to be boundary breaking yet challenge nothing. I didn't mean to imply that nothing is transgressive, but more to clarify how it might work.
I guess to me it depends on the perception of what is main stream and what is counter culture. To me you can intuit this based on the severity of the social mores. In otherwords, you have to understand the sanctity that boundary is to others. Outrage is how I identify what those boundaries are.

>> No.23053315

>>23052745
God bless you!

>> No.23053448 [DELETED] 

>>23053315
kill yourself

>> No.23053470

>>23053448
Got too many books to write still!

Forgot to add to my list above
>>23045762

Paw and Order
>a young woman with a deep connection to her corgi dog go around solving crimes and mysteries

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Having fun brainstorming cover ideas with the AI, writing has never had as many awesome tools to help you tell your story.

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>>23053936

>> No.23054065

>>23054002
But what did Chuck sell?!?!

>> No.23054114

>>23051992
A link to a mega archive with Justin Mohn's music (including Wonky Honky) is at >>23031941
>>23052745
>>23053448
>waah waah kys
Why don't you kys, wuss? Or kill your father? And display his bloody severed head on YouTube? You're a complete poser.

>> No.23054131

>>23054114
Holy fuck thank you!!!

Wonky Honky is hilarious, but his BEST song, IMO, is "stealin' and buyin'" I thought I lost his music forever. Thank you anon!

>> No.23054135

>>23054131
I please to aim.

>> No.23054146

>>23054135
How can we win when we've already lost
How long ago did the traitors double cross
Isn't it clear, nobody's even tryin'
The court's for sale
The news is lyin'
They're not winning wars
Yeah they're stealin' and buyin'

Fucking pure kino... too bad he didn't just come to /lit/ instead of killing his pops.

>> No.23055388

Bump

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>> No.23055638

>>23046670
>RJC finding it so hard to brush off criticism he has to send screencaps of a private conversation just to prove some random anon wrong.

Absolute textbook narcissism.

>> No.23056574

>>23055638

You're the only narcissist around here.

>> No.23056581

>>23056574
How could you possibly know?

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>>23056581

Because you parrot the same shit over and over again.

>> No.23056651

>>23056628
Oh. I'm not Ari. And what I said was true.

>> No.23056946

>>23056574
Uhhh... being a narcissist is actually pretty awesome

>> No.23057038

When is the next issue of &amp coming out?

>> No.23057106

>>23056946

No it isn't. It's lonely at the top of the pedestal. I wish I could relate to the crabs but I'm a God among insects.

>> No.23057155

>>23057106
>he thinks being a narcissist puts him at the top of some pedestal.

textbook narcissism

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>>23057155
You need to be a narcissist of some form to be an artist. Look at the very pinnacle of artistry and you will find the absolutely biggest fucking narcissists imaginable like Taylor fucking Swift. That fucking tool of the demiurge, that absolutely satanic cunt.

Narcissism itself has a scale for sure, if you have zero narcissism, then you are pretty much egoless and will be happy to just be a worker bee with no personality and no aspirations of your own, and why would you self-express if there is no "self" in your mind?

The opposite end of the coin is like Taylor Swift, someone so inwardly focused that she creates her own gravity which the demiurge then harnesses to use your ego to shape millions of women who see themselves in you, and want to become like you because they have so little ego themselves, replicating Taylor's shitty self with her complete lack of introspection. You need a balance of EGO vs INTROSPECTION to really know yourself, and that's where actual, real magic happens in creation, where you have a balance between seeing yourself as an individual AND as a part of a whole. I like to think my own narcissism has this balance and my art reflects that.

>> No.23057327

>>23057106
>I'm a God among insects
This isn't how successful people think or talk

>> No.23057380

>>23057190
>You need to be a narcissist of some form to be an artist
You actually don't, and being a narcissist will likely lead to any artistic endeavor by the narcissist being a complete failure. Successful artists have empathy and connect with their audience. Nobody is interested in some love letter an 'artist' writes to themselves as nobody can relate to or connect with it.
Narcissists are defined by failure, and I would expect anything you would ever create, if you managed to finish it, wouldn't be of interest to anyone.
Lots of peer published research already done on this, e.g.:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/495833/

>> No.23057496 [DELETED] 

>>23053936
>>23053470
kill yourself

>> No.23057527

>>23057496
Shut up, wuss. You won't kill yourself, you won't kill anyone else, and you won't display your father's severed head on YouTube like Justin Mohn did. Until you do any of these things...just accept that you're the insect.

>> No.23057603

>>23057190
This is an obvious cope regularly used by failures who desperately cling to their ego as a defense mechanism, but even if it weren't, even if I did accept the ridiculous notion that narcissisms is tied to talent, an outwards ego is something that is earned. No one respects the trash man screaming that he's actually a "sanitation engineer" in the same way no one respects a homeless crack addict demanding that those around acknowledge that she's an artist.
Jason, you are what you are until I acknowledge otherwise. Today I acknowledge you as a homeless drug addict screaming into the wind. If you don't like that, change it through action instead of narcissistic temper tantrums.

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>>23057380
>Lots of peer published research already done on this, e.g.:
Imagine listening to a "peer published research paper" written by fucking nerds that have never:

>owned fast carsd
>fucked super hot chicks
>lived in cool places

You have to understand, there is a certain level of, how do I say, "life juice" that comes from, wait- let me change that, there is a certain amount of "mana" let's call it, that comes from embracing our narcissism and gaining power from our reflection in the demiurge.

We project who we think we are into the mirror of society, and we get back rewards or punishments based on who society thinks we should be:
>the beautiful blonde woman who spreads her pussy open on camera is rewarded with fame and fortune
>the muscle bound hunk is rewarded with movie deals and fame as long as he is a good prop
>the singer is given a massive platform once she is vetted to follow the agenda of who owns the media
>the famous journalist is given the best interviews when the people pulling their strings know they will ask the questions for which there are the easy answers to

Guys like this dude here:
>>23057603
>in the same way no one respects a homeless crack addict demanding that those around acknowledge that she's an artist.
If that homeless crack addict had the opinions of the people with the reigns of power, she would not be a crack addict, nor homeless. She'd be on your T.V. enter-taining you. enter-tain, con-tain, it's all the same.

>This is an obvious cope regularly used by failures
You are 100% guaranteed to be a failure if you resist the demiurge and the system built up in the west. Western nations are all in a hebrew dystopia at the moment, and we are all under the yoke of the media and government. I quit porn, I gave up writing, and I was ready to just be a dad bod dude with a family working a 9-5 job, but the demiurge had to play their hand and release the COVID lie on the world. Basically everyone just submitted like a bunch of faggots to the jews, and the world went through the great reset already.

We're at a place now in 2024 where there are 3 positions in the west:

>you are either full in-bed with the system as a right wing nut job and benefitting from the complete replacement of western people with immigration while the USA does the bidding of the jews in support of the western media engine, but you yourself is a puppet dancing on a string, muh bootstraps!!!
or
>you are a progressive pushing for trans kids, climate change, ukraine, diversity and refugees to replace the people above you with even more people that submit to the system we're in, muh university degree!!!
or
>you're a schizo freak like me who is trying to blaze your own trail while dealing with the false left vs right paradigm of the easily manipulated dipshits above, you are outside of the box and pushed to the true edge

Ask yourself, why is there only a cultural dichotomy, why is everything divided into two groups?

>> No.23057663

>>23057603
OH?? You think I'm some kind of homeless drug addict? Well guess what Mr. Zulu McAri Crabenstein, I'm out here doing it in the life while you sit behind a computer screen lashing out at anyone who makes you feel inferior or exposes your delusional self-image. You'll never be a creator, you'll never be a real father, all your friends have moved on in life beyond you, and you're going to die alone and unloved.

>> No.23057680

>>23057662
Jason are you going to /lit/con?

>> No.23057690

>>23057663
>>23057662
This might be hard to believe, but maybe, JUST MAYBE, things aren't as bad as you pretend them to be and maybe things will get better if you stop injecting dilute pipe cleaner into your veins while wasting what little economic value you still hold on producing something that no one will ever read.

>> No.23057692

>>23057680
What are the details?

>> No.23057695

>>23057692
litcon deez nutz

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>>23057663
Not Jason Bryan. Do not settle for imposters!

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>>23057690
I have already set sail, my life is playing out in the direction I want to head in. I have like 10-20 books in my mind that I need to finish and write. If I write all of them and still end up a Wal-Mart greeter at 70 years old barely surviving off cat food, at least I followed my heart and will have no regrets. Every day I sleep and wake up, I have visions of these disconnected books and ideas that flood my mind. Writing is how I process my thoughts, so I'm going to keep writing and just get my work out in the world. Once all of the thoughts have ran their course, then, if my shit just sucks and nobody wants to read it, I'll just work at a gas station and live in a shack until I die. Once you can accept the idea that nobody cares what you do, you are truly free.

>> No.23057729

>>23057720
YOLO, eh?
At least you'll have plenty of stories to tell your daughters while they change the diaper of their incontinent deadbeat father.

>> No.23057740

>>23057729
Imagine your dad unironically posting his nudes to try and pwn strangers on 4chan.

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>>23057729
My daughter is going to inherit a shit ton of money from the mother's side of the family and she'll be totally okay. The thing I'm thinking about the most is whether or not to try and redpill her on the juice. Do I even mention who is in control to her? Or do I just let her enjoy her life and let it play out how it plays out?

I don't know if you're a parent, but the real difficulty, I find, in being a parent is, do you raise your child to be a part of the system and be successful in the system, or do you try and redpill them?

Maybe I'm not strong enough, or brave enough, or have enough money. Maybe I should just raise her to be a good goy in the system. This is probably the toughest decision of my life, but my kid is not even 8 years old yet, so I still have some time. Just the fact that she has a brand new $1000+ dollar iphone at 7 years old is probably an omen, a little black mirror jew in her pocket all the time.

With as much drinking as I do, I really hope I die at a similar age as Bukowski, 73 seems like a few years too long to really give'r.

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>>23057740
Imagine being too pussy to get nude at a nude beach while high on mushrooms!

>> No.23057799

>>23057720
The only thing funnier than the fact this grown man who is somebody’s father is trying to race unironic retard F Gardner to the bottom of the barrel is that no one even gives a fuck. You two are literally too stupid to even make lolcows out of yourselves.

>> No.23057827

>>23057662
>Imagine listening to a "peer published research paper" written by fucking nerds that have never:
>owned fast carsd
>fucked super hot chicks
>lived in cool places

How do you know the people who published these papers didn't accomplish any of those fairly low bar goals? Fast cars aren't expensive, women these days are easy to get, and Americans with advanced degrees can live nearly anywhere in the world. Besides, living in the past is a sure sign of absolute failure in the present.

To drive the point home, I offer this:
https://www.writingroutines.com/6-reasons-book-will-fail/
6 Reasons your Book Will Fail:
2. You’re delusional.
>Authors tend to be egomaniacs. It’s probably what powers them through the lonely days and nights of writing and helps them push past rejection, doubts and being misunderstood. The problem is that once the book is finished, when it comes time to develop a marketing campaign, those delusions and self-assurance become major liabilities. Your book will fail because of your inflated self-importance. Do you know how many people are eagerly anticipating your book? Unless your last name is King, Lewis, Evanovich, Gladwell, Patterson, Kingsolver, Child, or R.R. Martin, the answer is next to nobody. And why would they?
>This is the real problem. Delusional authors lose their connection with reality.

A successful book sells a minimum of 3000 copies. Have you written any books? Have any of the sold over 3000 copies? If not, like a restaurant with no customers, it's a failure. Being a narcissist is nothing to brag about because of its strong correlation with failure. Just like calling yourself a failure isn't some noteworthy accolade.

>> No.23057850 [DELETED] 

>>23057662
>>23057663
>>23057701
>>23057720
>>23057760
>>23057764
kill yourself

>> No.23057989

>>23057850
Shut up, wuss. You won't kill yourself, you won't kill anyone else, and you won't display your father's severed head on YouTube like Justin Mohn did. Until you do any of these things...just accept that you're a nobody.

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>>23057850
Bro I will knife fight you on live stream once book 3 is done, gotta promo that shit

>> No.23058040

>>23057827
>How do you know the people who published these papers didn't accomplish any of those fairly low bar goals?
Most people do not own fast cars, fuck many hot women, or live in cool places.

>> No.23058053

>>23057827
>This is the real problem. Delusional authors lose their connection with reality.
My friend! Thank you for pointing this out. The reality of modern Canada was that if you did not accept blindly that the COVID "vaccine" was "safe and effective", your entire life was destroyed as you would lose access to basically all work other than drug dealing, gambling, and online prostitution. So- here it is where you know your government will fuck you over no matter your opinion, and ban you from public spaces, so if your reality is shrunk down to such a degree, why not let go of reality? Why not embrace hallucination, delusion, and, ultimately, daydream your way to a new reality?

Sure, I may never sell more than 10 books, but I believe I'm an author and a writer, and /lit/ is my hangout. I'm okay with that.

>> No.23058080

>>23058040
>Most people do not own fast cars, fuck many hot women, or live in cool places.
Most people don't give a shit about any of that, to be honest, and the ones that do usually achieve it because it's not difficult. I highly doubt the people with PhD's who wrote the paper you're referencing couldn't afford a fast car, find a date or live wherever they wan't. Setting the bar pretty low.

>> No.23058085

>>23058053

I think you're losing the core of my point. My point is labeling yourself a narcissist is not something you should be proud of, because narcissism leads to failure. You're calling youself a failure, I'm not sure why you'd want to promote that.

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>>23058080
Actually no, if you have ever lived the life of fucking hot chicks, driving fast cars, or living in cool places, most people would be self-expressing these highlights of life. Porn would be passe as everyone would have lived their own version. We would have more of an awakening to the consumerist lifestyle. The chase of self-validation and consumerism keeps everything going in the mainstream. A constant-stream of dissatisfaction keeps people working and consuming. How pathetic that you dismiss these things as easily accomplishable yet you offer not a sick car you've owned, a hot bitch you've fucked, or a cool place you've lived.

>> No.23058108

>>23058091
>if you have ever lived the life of fucking hot chicks, driving fast cars, or living in cool places
I did and still do.
What car do you drive right now?
What girls are you fucking?
Post a picture of the cool place you currently live.
>most people would be self-expressing these highlights of life
Walk up to a stranger and tell them you used to have a fast car, see if they care.
This is why nobody harps on this shit, even those of us who have done it, because it's self serving and nobody else could give a fuck. Try talking to people about what you've done to make the world a better place and you'll find a more captive audience.

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>>23058108
>Walk up to a stranger and tell them you used to have a fast car, see if they care.
But those wouldn't be the conditions that you would compare lives to, those aren't the same playing fields.

>Try talking to people about what you've done to make the world a better place and you'll find a more captive audience.
Better place for who?

In all of my life, I am trying to think of one humanitarian that I can identify. In my own personal circle, I know of a few acts of absolute humanity among my friend groups. An old friend of mine sheltered a firefighter for several years to get him into a situation of regular employment, and he also put his bitch through school. Myself, personally, provided shelter of 6 months to 3 different people, giving them no rent, to explore and have a place to live and have fun. Once you reach a place in life where you don't have to worry about money, where you can self-indulge, do you honestly believe the nerds that would write an article about narcissism have truly experienced it in a human sense? Go fuck yourself! I'm sure you have a high position in the hebrew dystopia. I am low-balling but I have my luxuries and my space to write. Not having to ever see crackheads is a luxury beyond measure, that is the #1 thing small towns have over the big city. Okanagan vistas and suffering-free streets.

>> No.23058173

>>23058172
>What car do you drive right now?
>What girls are you fucking?
>Post a picture of the cool place you currently live.

>> No.23058182

>>23058173
Are you asking for behind-the-scenes content? That'll be $15 a month

>> No.23058190 [DELETED] 

>>23058027
>>23058053
>>23058091
>>23058172
>>23058182
kill yourself

>> No.23058192

>>23058182

>What car do you drive right now?
>What girls are you fucking?
>Post a picture of the cool place you currently live
Or is the story that you used to be someone worth knowing, and now you're not

>> No.23058195

Where the fuck are the jannies? I'm so sick of this retard derailing every single fucking thread with off topic bullshit.

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>>23058172
> Okanagan vistas and suffering-free streets.
Is this in the okanagan?

>> No.23058223

>>23058203
I never gave permission for you to take a photo of my home. Stop! Mods!

>> No.23058225

>>23058223
>What car do you drive right now?
>What girls are you fucking?
>Post a picture of the cool place you currently live
You go then I'll go, though I'm not dewinterizing my patio and firepit just for you

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>>23058225
I'm going to film the first driveway drinker here this summer

>> No.23058286

>>23058190
Shut up, wuss. You won't kill yourself, you won't kill anyone else, and you won't display your father's severed head on YouTube like Justin Mohn did. Until you do any of these things...just accept that no one will ever care if you're alive or dead.

>> No.23058288

>>23058286
Come on bro, be kinder to /lit/ bros. This place doesn't have to be a pit of crabs.

>> No.23058308

At this rate, Jason is going to kill his wife and daughters just for attention. Do you think he can handle a third book selling under 100 copies?

>> No.23058317

>>23058308
100 copies in a year or a month?

>> No.23058318

>>23058317
Total.

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>>23045762
>>23052003
>>23053470
What is the common thread between these stories? I don't understand where you are trying to go as an author after writing Shitkickers and what will be Day of the Rake, and following up with these. Are you sure about it or are you just fucking around until inspiration hits?

>> No.23058337

>>23058271
>Cinderblock
Nice try, but that's not a place someone lives, that's a storage shed. post your cool place

>> No.23058361

>>23058288
I refuse to be kind to someone whose only contribution is bleating "kill yourself".

>> No.23058364

>>23058288
Says the guy who claims that every other author on /lit/ (aside from the one who shilled his book on YouTube twice [without offering any commentary whatsoever to indicate that he actually read it]) is a coward unfit to call himself Jason’s contemporary.

>> No.23058443

>>23058308
sold more than me. I sold only 12 copies.

>> No.23058600

>>23058443
How did that make you feel? Are you still writing?

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>>23058600
Oddly a nice accomplishment. Someone out there actually bought a book I wrote with minimal advertising, and I'm still writing this story (here's the first page and a half), although it's been a slog since I'm stuck on a later chapter.

>> No.23058679

>>23058660
>Oddly a nice accomplishment.
Stick around /lit/, share your joy when you finish your next book!

>> No.23058701

>>23058660
Nigga, you posted this shit over a year ago. What are you even doing?

>> No.23058797

>>23058701
still working on it. I told you i'm stuck.

>> No.23059303

>>23058797
You need to get off 4chan and write.

>> No.23059457

Those projects always fail. it's like the /g/ projects.

>> No.23059927

>>23059457
Fuck off /g/tard

>> No.23060142

>>23059927
/g/ actually has a far more organic artistic community than /lit/. Just look at something like /dmp/. Those guys are on their 11th album now.
https://rentry.org/dmpalbums
Most of it is a little irony poisoned for my taste but I can still respect that they're all having fun creating art. Can't say the same about you people.

>> No.23060334

>>23060142
/g/tards ngmi

>> No.23060773

>>23059303
I honestly don't know if I can finish this book. It has veered into a story about existentialism and I need to end it in 30k more words

>> No.23061469

>>23057038
Literally never. It's over.

>> No.23062082

>>23060773
If you were a real writer you could finish it.

>> No.23062967

>>23061469
There's a &amp ad up right now, it ain't over

>> No.23063032

>>23062967
&amp is the beacon in the darkness of /lit/, it is the garlic and butter we dip the fucking crabs in before we eat them.

>> No.23064041

>>23062967
I like the new amp ads desu

>> No.23064086

>>23064041
ONLY BETTER

>> No.23065150

>>23064041
they remind me of the sample &non covers lmao

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>>23065150

>> No.23065799

ATLAS RISE UP

>> No.23065806

>>23065799
Uh oh

>> No.23065815

>>23044095
Lex Friedman being there is slightly interesting

I think you're confusing the natural growth of the political discourse here with some kind of conspiratorial effort to make certain things more popular

Chud politics got popular here in 2016 because it's the only place you could discuss it.

>> No.23065837

>>23065815
Lex Hebrewman? You mean the dude who appeared suddenly on YouTube with access to a-listers?

Nothing suspicious about that goy!

>> No.23066058

>>23065815
The "natural growth" you're talking about is like the way an invasive species dominates a new ecosystem. It's not that the people who were already browsing 4chan necessarily grew in that direction, but that external forces pushed a new crowd of people here, in which they could proliferate and destroy the original environment because the conditions weren't sufficiently hostile to them.

If you zoom out enough, then you can call any occurrence "natural", but if you're willing to define certain systems as distinct, then you can call things unnatural or alien to them. And as an extension of that, if you go on long enough then the disrupted version of the original system may reach its own equilibrium and become something self-propagating, but that necessarily requires a destruction of the original form; another option is collapse, where no equilibrium is reached.

Now maybe you want to say that these elements were already here in the first place, and are thus natural. But an overabundance due to external factors can be unnatural. Wolves eat deer eat plants. If you have too many wolves, the deer are all eaten and the wolves all die too. If you have too many deer the plants are all eaten so the deer all starve (and then so do the wolves). If you disrupt the system by killing too many wolves, or by adding too many deer, or etc., the equilibrium is broken and the system collapses.

>> No.23066479

>>23065150
RIP in peace &non
2023-2023
4ever in our hearts

>> No.23067625

Bump

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>>23067625

>> No.23068630

>>23066058
This is a good analogy

>> No.23068643

>>23066058
>the equilibrium is broken and the system collapses.
Anyone with an ounce of balls to dissent was banned from Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, etc etc a loooooong time ago. 4Chan is the only place free thinkers can reliably post.

>> No.23068703

>>23068643
You aren’t a free thinker, Jason. In fact, you’ve never had an insightful or original thought in your pathetic life. You’re just a garden-variety reactionary edgelord with a bad case of /pol/ brain rot and delusions of grandeur. You shit up every thread with your repetitive textual diarrhea and AI slop, drowning out any possibility of actual discussion. I think I speak for everyone when I say that /lit/ would be a better place if you were banned.

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>>23068703
My next release is going to make you look like an idiot. I'm excited! Very soon now.

>> No.23069066

https://youtu.be/Me79vqtfY48

Going to feel reeeaaalll good when >>23068703 is reading the latest Jason Bryan release :)

>> No.23069356 [DELETED] 

>>23068873
>>23068643
>>23069066
Kill yourself

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What is coming this year? Please give me a hint.

>> No.23069726

>>23069356
Took you long enough! God bless you friend!

>> No.23069970

>>23068703
And yet, Jason is superior to Frank in every possible way. For example...Frank will never touch a woman. And no, your mom doesn't count.
>>23069356
Enough projection, Frank. 38 floors of whistling wind lie between you and an eternity of peace.

>> No.23070334

>>23069653
Tales #3

>> No.23070379 [DELETED] 

>>23069726
kill yourself

>> No.23070416

>>23070379
stop projecting and end your miserable existence already. or at least shut up

>> No.23070449

>>23069970
Why are authors being mean to each other? What does it serve?

>> No.23070498

>>23070449
You must be new here. Also, I'm really bored with the "kill yourself" pseud. He really needs to shut up.

>> No.23070668

>>23070498
Every single person in these threads is bored of Jason’s constant stream of shit.

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>>23070668
Jason's racing to get the next /lit/ content release done. We all need to pump out more work.

>> No.23071618

>>23070789
I've stepped up my wordcount per day to more diligent numbers. Partly in thanks to you. I could finish two books this year at this pace.

>> No.23072441

thread is dead af

>> No.23072634

>>23071618
My next release is happening before the end of February.

We're all going to make it.

>> No.23073627

bump

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Hope everyone is writing!

>> No.23075109

/lit/ so dead on Valentine's day!