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We're having a /lit/ meetup in Salem this Saturday.

Email bostonliterature at gmail if you're interested & I'll give you the place & time.

>Why?

If you've been to university organizations, reading groups, or hung out in a cafe up here, you've noticed the stifling eggshell-walking culture. And also that no one reads /lit/ books.

>What?

Something in the vein of Ben Franklin's Junto, Emerson's Transcendental Club. Discussion, critique, &c.

>> No.22437961

>>22437945
is there gonna be any gilmore girls lookin ass bitches there

>> No.22437981

>>22437945
At least the hamburger anons are not insufferable faggots like you

>> No.22437996

>>22437981
hamburger anons?

>> No.22438628

>>22437961
Have you ever been to Salem?

>> No.22438631

>>22437945
Damn, I'm not going to be in Salem this Saturday, but I'd love to go. Will there be another meetup?

>> No.22438899

>>22437945
How come no one ever talks about the previous Boston meetups and instead only make vague ironic posts about them?
I'd go but have plans Saturday

>> No.22438919

If I was living in America, I would come. Unfortunately I live in Wales and will be unable to attend. I hope you can forgive my regrettable absence and, in my place, place an effigy on a chair. I shall be with you in spirit.

>> No.22438928

>>22437945
>>What?
You should definitely read horror stories like H.P. Lovecraft, especially the Case of Charles Dexter Ward.

>> No.22438945

I'll bring the brownies

>> No.22439095

>>22438628
Yes, during the witch trials.

>> No.22439118

>>22438631
>will there be another
anon...

>> No.22439142

>>22438628
no is it tight?

>> No.22439152

>>22438899
It's some autist spamming these threads. No one goes to these "meetings".

>> No.22439174

>>22439142
Looks like it

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…looks nice…
…it would be a shame if I were to come with malicious intent and perhaps…
RAPE
all of you

>> No.22439236

>>22438945
Wouldn't be the first

>> No.22439301

>>22438919
>If I was

>> No.22439459

Would I be the only girl?

>> No.22439918

>>22438928
Why

>> No.22439991

>>22437945
is this in europe?

>> No.22440191

>>22439991
New England (so named by John Smith) (they thought it was an island)

>> No.22440380

>>22437996
there's a book club in hamburg, germany which meets pretty often. they post their meetups here.
jannies delete every other thread tho. been seeing them for a few years now.

>> No.22440385

>>22439459
define girl

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>>22440380
germany never recovered from what we did to it—every generation since ww2 has degraded further and further, they're not even recognizable as conscious human beings, jesus christ also I don't see any deleted threads in the archives looks like they all just fell off

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explain. NOW.

>> No.22440598

>>22440385
2 feet

>> No.22440601

if you run into a girl called chris call her a stupid bitch for me, thx

>> No.22440612

>>22440601
Are you ABSOLUTELY SURE that's what you need us to do. There is no going back. Once confirmed, sit back and consider it done.

>> No.22440618

>>22440598
example?

>> No.22440622

>>22439918
Because of the story's relation to Salem. Duh.

>> No.22440632

>>22440618
Notice how Misty and Corpy are both hiding one foot in this:
>>22440592
That's a secret signal. You won't understand but you're not meant to.

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>> No.22440941

>>22440632
you speak of feet yet you do not deliver. begone villain.

>> No.22440975

>>22440941
There's a good reason

>> No.22441109

Do these meetups actually happen? Do people actually go? Besides that one in the pic that always gets posted.

>> No.22441129

>>22441109
They do happen but you’re not greeted by the people in the photo. A tall guy in a homemade masks grabs you from behind and wraps a steel wire around your neck, until you black out from lack of oxygen. When you wake up chained in a dungeon, you hear a quiet sob. With the little light that lingers, you make out that the crying shadow raises its head. Pale eyes look up at you as a mutter rises in the darkness: “Untie me, you scoundrel. I can’t take another…” And then the sobs continue as the sound of chains clinking and footfall sounds. A door creaks. Sunbeams fill the dungeon. Down walks someone, or something, in stiletto heels as the sound of a leather whip drags along the stone. When you peer up and your eyes adjust, you see the outline of a tall woman. As she turns in the bright halo, you see six naked breasts jiggle slightly against a statuesque abdomen. “Her” or its sex hangs low to the ankles, an appendage of matted hair upon scaly, with a single reptilian eye at the base of the pubis, right above the pseudo-penis.
A laugh echoes against the rock. The thing’s elongated, bifurcated tongue slithers outward. It raises the whip in its hand and slashes at the chained sobbing man. He wails and wails. For some reason, your cock jilts to life. It has only just begun.

>> No.22441820

>>22441109
I've only missed 2 or 3 ama

>> No.22441830

>>22441820
There was some description of a /fit/ meet-up where everyone looked at their phones or shoes after some bold anon made a few jokes referencing memes. Is this how the /lit/ ones went?

>> No.22441833

>>22441129
You have way more ambition than talent when it comes to writing.

>> No.22441866

>>22441830
if they went poorly dont you think they would have stopped
use your head

>> No.22441934

>>22441833
Guess that’s why I’m published in Salem Quarterly and you aren’t.

>> No.22441941

>>22441934
they publish anything

>> No.22441951

>>22437945
salem is a disgusting shithole, can't we go somewhere better?

>> No.22442007

>>22441951
At least there's no witches

>> No.22442154

>>22442007
wrong
>>22441951
wrong

>> No.22442477

>>22441934
>quakers
what

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>>22439198
OH GOD, anon, please, no

>> No.22442621

>>22442495
pls delet

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>>22442992

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>> No.22443760

>>22439198
pls post rape review following event
thx

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>> No.22446545

>>22442154
I love you.

>> No.22446652

The plan is to meetup at O'Neill's Pub at 1pm.

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>> No.22446835

>>22446652
i can't wait to see you...

>> No.22446919

>>22441129
tl;dr sry

>> No.22447108

>>22446032
he was mongoloid rape baby?

>> No.22447112

>>22447108
have you read his work?

>> No.22447162

>>22447112
No, but I'm referring purely to his phenotypical appearance. Even mongoloid rape babies can produce works of art.

>> No.22447191

>>22447162
(no, they can't lol)

>> No.22447194

>>22447191
what if they take more after their mother?

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>>22439198
based, show them nerds who is the boss (please post it later here for me to coom)

>> No.22447208

are you guys going to be saying nigger out loud? Please do. Send us a transcript or audio recording.

>> No.22447267

>>22447208
Hateful.

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>>22447200

>> No.22447768

>>22437945
You have been posting this shit for years and you always manage to make yourself sound like more of a fag then you did in your previous post.

>> No.22447804

>>22447768
stay mad shutin

>> No.22447818

>>22447768
This. I live in Massachusetts and the last place I'd want to be is in Salem having to be around a faggot like op who reeks of reddit.

>> No.22447819

>>22447818
>>22447768
>samefagging
You have to go back

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>>22447819
You faggot retard

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>>22447822
do you really honestly think anyone who cares cant easily scan it for editing?
lol + lmao

>> No.22447856

>>22447839
I genuinely think you might actually be retarded. Nevermind, I'm coming tomorrow just to fuck you up, I'm not even kidding.

>> No.22447858

>>22447856
>samefags
>takes b8
>posts terrible shoop
>mad online
>thinks he's talking to op
>says he'll fight irl
is this asperger's?

>> No.22447870

>>22447858
I can tell that you're op because of how badly you reek of reddit. I can tell which post is your. I implore anyone who lives in Massachusetts to come to the meetup to video this because im gonna fuck this nigga up.

>> No.22447884

>>22447870
>so mad he can't type coherently
>arguing with his imagination
>reddit
>"anyone who lives in Massachusetts"
go on, this is awesome

>> No.22447892

>>22447884
I'll see you tomorrow.

>> No.22447896

>>22447858
Multiple anons can’t disagree with you. It is always just one samefag

>> No.22447899

>>22447892
>thinks I'm going
go on, please
what does your schedule look like?

>> No.22447902

>>22447896
I'm not samefagging you fuck faggot. I posted the proof I hope you ready fortomorrow

>> No.22447912

>>22437945
Lol at any anon who would meet up with a group from this board. Maybe an individual if you have similar tastes and you’re in the same area but imagine meeting up with a group of nu-lit

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>> No.22449743

>>22437945
Got a table in the back of the place. Organizers are late (they took a ferry). Look for the guy in the on-brand-for-Salem skull shirt

>> No.22450677

Did the meet up happen? How did it go?

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>>22450677
I had fun. Salem is like a theme park. Fewer people than usual because it was further out of town but the Peabody Essex Museum was amazing

>> No.22451339

>>22451330
Salem smelled like a theme park. And the neighbor kid's house. And like garbage. And incense. Also like low tide. Not all at once btw.

>> No.22451493

>>22447892
We saw you filming, you fat bearded idiot, but you didn't see us.

>> No.22453024

>>22450677
It was better than expected. Met a prostitute dressed as a witch, pretty cool.